Congratulations, wagecuck. You just completed another week of slavery. Enjoy your two days of freedom. Just keep in mind that your next week of slavery is just a tick away.
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How can wagecucks ever recover?
Well, hopefully they can at least somewhat in those two days, though I wouldn't count on it. Their boss could call them in due to being 'short staffed.'
>>25085181
NEET comedy thread pls.
>>25085271
>>25066231
this one's still going
>Got paid today
>using money to buy booze and ingredients for a great dinner, just because.
What's there to be jealous of?
>>25085123
>omega neets are so excluded from society that they think everyone who works has a shit menial job!
>omega neets resent their generous masters so much that rather than compose a symphony or create a great work of art, they spend all their time trying to shame their betters by posting wagecuck threads
NEETFILTH BTFO!
>>25085656
>NEETFILTH
>Filth
If I were a wagecuck, I wouldn't have the time to spent on hygiene because I'd be too tired from work. Your point is invalid.
>>25085745
>buttflustered as fuck unwashed omega neet detected!
>openly admitting that you're so weak, pathetic and ineffectual you wouldn't be able to maintain hygiene if you had other things to do with your day
Wow, that ten minutes a day to shower and brush your teeth would be exhaustive!
>NEETtrash openly admit to being this utterly useless.
Another neetslave who can never leave his little cage. No money, no car, nowhere to go, no future. Well, at least he is a happy slave, he won't go out shooting people.
>I-I-I-I can get out of the basement and walk to Subway and back!
>>25085123
Bye NEETS
>>25085844
>Hygiene
>Work
Pick and only one you delusional fuck.
>m-muh ten minutes!
Being a wagecuck is a mental illness.
>>25086016
NEETS ABSOLUTELY BTFO!
NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>25086046
I-i-i-i-i-i-i- can't work because it means you don't have time to clean yourself and you're delusional if you think you can have a job AND shower daily
KEK!
>this is the level of subhuman the mentally disabled NEET operates in.
What about those of us who are in relatively well paid and comfy jobs? Like, uh, probably the majority of people who post in these threads. Obviously we are superior in every single way to neets, but that won't stop these threads.
>>25086079
I love how you can tell how mad wagies are about the wagecuck threads by trying to mock us. lol kill yourself
>>25086179
>le you slave for crumbs while your boss drives his ferrari to his luxury boat le maymay
It's just NEETscum projection, anon. Because the only option available to them is menial wage slavery, they like the comfort of believing that everyone is at the bottom like them.
>>25085123
>on paid vacation until next year to go visit family back home
>i like my job anyway, bringing some equipment manual to read in my spare time
>>25086126
>of course its possible to maintain proper hygiene and work full time!
>>25086016
NEETS on suicidewatch right now
>>25086188
>gets mocked and laughed at
>y-y-y-y-y-you're just mad
All of my keks.
>>25085181
i like my job so much i work at home on weekends.
>>25086232
>he thinks it isn't possible to have a job and clean yourself every day.
>NEETs 100% confirmed for being this delusional.
I'm waiting for you explain exactly what you think is so complex and impossible to achieve about it despite the fact literally hundreds upon hundreds of millions of people do it each and every day
>>25086249
your mad is literally oozing at on every post you make lol I bet you would be a real faggot to be around in real life. One of those intense hypersensitive assholes who gossips all the time
>>25086016
Goddamn, son.
I don't think NEETs will even be able to finish reading that before they kill themselves.
>>25086295
He showers on the average once a month, remember. He's too busy composing his symphonies. Imagine having a job on the top of that.
>>25086232
this nigga is obviously taking 2 hour baths twice a day
tbqh as an wagecuck i am really grateful for threads like this. i would often lose my weekends in the internet just because i was tired and didnt want to nothing else but threads like this remember me to use my time more productively
>>25086311
It just shows how mad wagies are about being wagies. They despise every second of their lives and take it out on us like it's our fault
>>25086016
Keep the NEET side from this, add the wageslave side from the original, and it would be perfect. I've been a NEET and a wageslave and they're both miserable, soul-destroying existences in their own ways.
>>25086372
me on the left
wagecucks dont know that feel
I love it when the wageslaves start typing in caps. Good job OP.
Remember, wagies: you make the world go 'round :^)
>>25086295
>despite the fact literally hundreds upon hundreds of millions of people do it each and every day
And of course you can't defend your stance without including a logical fallacy. This is argumentum ad populum, or appealing to the majority.
>because hundreds of millions clean themselves AND work each day, so can you!
The level of delusion you're presenting is staggering. The human brain is incapable of multitasking, ex, the only way this would be possible, for a person(s) to both shower and complete a full time work position in one day is with the assistance of stimulant. Those same stimulants which would, in due time, lead to severe health complications.
Congratulations wagecuck, you're putting yours and others health at risk with your fallacious assertion.
>>25086337
They remind, you, not remember you, Joao or Vinicius or whatever your name is.
Are you a wagecuck if you get a salary?
>>25086459
It only takes like 30 minutes to shower, brush teeth, floss, comb hair, apply antiperspirant, cologne, and face goop. I shave wednesday night and sunday night, get 8 hours of sleep and work 8-10 hours a day. I have plenty of time to shitpost and do my hobby.
>>25086307
>n-n-n-n-no you are the one w-w-w-who is mad and here are a whole bunch of hilarious ad homs I have made up about your character
Poor little NEETy, are you crying? Did the nasty person on the internet make you cry with shame?
>>25086315
Good point. Wouldn't want the inconvenience of something like a daily shower ruining the greatest symphony ever composed.
>>25086459
>it's an illogical fallacy to point out a simple fact that contradicts my utterly stupid stance.
Top tier logic there, NEETo.
I am typing and sitting while reading. That is multi-tasking. Having a shower before or after work isn't exactly a struggle and I'm not sure what stimulants you think someone is going to need to achieve both things.
>>25086577
>>n-n-n-n-no you are the one w-w-w-who is mad and here are a whole bunch of hilarious ad homs I have made up about your character
>implying im wrong
no I did laugh a little though, why are you this mad bro?
>>25086577
>I am typing and sitting while reading. That is multi-tasking.
Except it's literally not. You are repeatedly switching your attention, which is going to burn you out. Multitasking does not exist nor can it ever exist as any neuroscience information will tell you. You are setting yourself up to crash and burn pretty severely. I'd suggest you stop.
>>25086624
>i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i'll hide how furious I am by pretending you are - that'll work!
MAD
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>>25086663
I never was mad you obviously are though, why don't you just have a seat and tell us why before you start crying
>>25086661
>doing more than one thing at a time isn't multi-tasking!
Yeah, I'm really struggling to switch from typing to reading, all while remembering to focus on keeping my body upright and seated.
>this is the intellectual level NEETfilth operate on.
>>25086663
>>25086577
>stutterposting
easiest way to tell when someone's assmad
>>25086661
>i have an incredibly fragile mind so everyone must
how does anyone accomplish anything industrious?
I still don't understand why certain people - such as the OP - insist on pretending the NEET status is something to be extolled and worthy of praise. It is nothing close to praise-worthy, much less something to be bragged about.
I can personally guarantee that being a NEET will not enable you to study philosophy, or eat healthily, or do much of anything, as it will sap all your drive and motivation. Because a job, while in many respects undesirable due to the fact that you will be serving another's needs, enables one to fulfill both the basic societal function of having income, as well as the biologically ingrained need to 'serve' society, in the same manner social animals perform duties for the good of the herd/pack or its equivalent.
Being a NEET was a terrible experience for me, and I am sure it is as well for many others here: it is an insult that this samefag should go on and sing about its non-existent and certainly unrealistic 'perks'.
And all they can reply to me with is with 'memes'...
>>25086689
>I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i wasn't triggered by the things you posted that's why I made the effort to tell you just how not angry at all I am
>I-i-i-i-i-i-i'm really calm and not weeping uncontrollably at all
>>25086711
>being this desperate to try to justify to complete strangers why are you aren't furious
>>25086624
>>25086689
>>25086711
W E W M A D
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>>25086748
Yeah its so hard to make a post that I have to be mad to do it
>wagecuck logic
>>25086733
not to mention, eating healthy is expensive and you can study philosophy in your spare time. Most importantly, societal function be damned, you gain the self-esteem that comes with mastering a skill and moving forward with your career.
>>25086733
I think it's because when you're a socially isolated eunuch, it's easier to damage control by pretending that you actually have worth over facing reality.
>>25086768
>being this desperate to try to justify to complete strangers why are you aren't furious
>why are you aren't furious
kek, you can't even sort out your own thoughts. take a deep breath, then start typing.
>>25086789
>I-i-i-i-i just went out of my way to comment for no reason guiz.
>I-i-i-i-i-i really wasn't triggered and mad and needed to lash out
If you didn't care, you wouldn't have commented. If you weren't choking back the tears, you wouldn't still be commenting.
Joke's on you, the Christmas holidays start today.
>>25086797
>eating healthy is expensive
>fruit, veges, and grains and so on are so expensive
>>25086825
>being so enraged and desperate to change the subject you leap onto a typo
Did the tears stops for a little while NEETy?
>>25086827
Maybe I just like fucking with you. Either way you are still commenting too faggot and you are putting in way more effort than I am. What does that say about you?
>>25086827
> commenting
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>>25086827
trying too hard desu. your posts are making me physically cringe
>>25086871
that's much better
Why can't we all just get along guys?
>>25085123
>b-b-but muh minimum wage!
>b-b-but muh EARNING money!
>b-b-but what if I enjoy my job?cuck
>wagecucks actually believe this
when will they learn
>>25085123
But i get $30 an hour sitting on my ass browsing 4chan, occasionally getting up to tell kids to stop drowning each other
>>25086904
Every once in a while a wagey blows a fuse. This is what you're currently witnessing.
>take the red pill anon
>do it
>>25086875
>he actually thinks it's making a huge effort to post!
>I-i-i-i'm just f-f-f-f-ff-f-fucking with you that's why I made to effort to post ny butthurt and why I'm trying desperately to convince you I'm not out of control with rage
>>25086883
>being physically triggered by text on a screen.
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Why do NEETs hate wageslaves? I work a menial job, but I'm not miserable. I also don't feel any resentment towards NEETs. I'll have to pay taxes to one person or another, I don't care who. I just don't understand why you guys have to be so condescending. You do what works for you, and I'm doing what works for me. I don't think I'm better than anyone. I'm just trying to live my life.
>>25086953
Some self-awareness would do you wonders
>>25086953
>it is an effort
>I take it back! it's not an effort
It seems like it's an effort for you.
>>25086230
>paid vacation
>studying for work on paid vacation
>is that really even a vacation at all..?
I got laid off.
What do I do now.
Where do I collect neetbux.
>>25085123
>tfw desperately poor
>tfw gig lined up for this weekend fell through at the last moment
>tfw no interviews for any job applications i put out, not even shit like dish washing jobs
>tfw cant get neetbux cuz live in america
Why is money so nightmarishly hard to get?
>>25086954
NEETs don't hate wageslaves. We just like to joke around and tease wagies. Most of the time they play along but other times they take it personal and start furiously shitposting, like >>25086953
>>25087065
What country are you from?
>fuck the robot. I am original.
>>25087001
>brings up how much of an effort it is
>n-n-no it is you who thinks it is an effort
It's probably about time you stopped trying, omega
>>25087355
Give it up, wagey. Today's just not your day.
>>25087178
>gets triggered after being BTFO
>le ur mad le ur taking it personally le ur shit posting and I was just pretending the whole time maymay
Damage control in full effect!
>>25087391
>p-p-pplease stop noticing all the gaping flaws in my posts
NEETcucks crying hysterically and running to their mothers because a nasty internet person triggered them in their safe space
>>25087320
Burgerstan. I'm a single young white nonhandicapped male, so I assume I don't get dick.
>>25087355
Good try, wagey
>>25087453
>gets BTFO multiple times by his own stupidity
>continues to post as if somehow more posts will lessen the damage done.
This was over like ten posts ago. How masochistic are you?
>>25087399
>>25087429
>>25087519
thisis one bothered wagecuck
>>25087178
fillerinho
>>25087546
>I'll keep trying, this'll work soon or later!
>>25086394
yeah sure thing bud
better go downstairs to check on the microwave, your ramen might be soggy
>>25087618
he'll run out of steam eventually
>>25087736
>my desperation to minimise my shame is desperately important to me
>being this mad
NEETY WHEATIES BTFO
>>25087777
nice quads wagey
jeezy petes aren't the neets cheeky today
enjoy your ramen while you can
trump will fix you fuckers
>>25087810
Thanks NEETy-weety
>>25087856
>implying the electoral college will let trump anywhere near the white house
Clinton and Sanders, those are your two options. It's an unfair world, kid.
>>25087914
lmao poor little neet
enjoy doing nothing
just fucked my girlfriend pic related
>>25087966
Good for you. I'm not much into plastic gold diggers from buttfuckvenia, but to each his own.
Oh no! Can someone help the wageslave?
>>25088007
lmao cuck
>>25088052
Go left, wagecuck! No wait, go up! Uh oh, you've hit a wall!
Shoot
>>25085123
Today's friday? I thought that it was Wednesday
>>25088105
Maybe you should use some of those NEETbux to buy a calendar, wheatie
>>25085123
Jokes on you OP I got fired today
>>25088157
Welcome to the NEET club. Please close the door behind you, we don't want to let in any of the loser wagecucks.
>>25088052
>mfw I actually did it
>mfw laffin
>mfw yw wagie
>>25088105
may as well be monday for me. I'm putting the finishing touches on a refactor proposal together tomorrow, throwing together a sample implementation on sunday, then defending it to the senior dev and debugging it to functionality until wednesday.
>>25087178
Well that's comforting. I really do hope it's all just banter and I'm not genuinely hated by fellow robots just for having a job.
>2 days of freedom
If only
I don't honestly remember the last time I had a day off
I just hope ill die soon, only drugs keep me alive
A shout out to all the wagecucks in this thread.
Neets are niggers. You niggers have no place in mocking hard working people. You idiots think you have some greater knowledge, point is you don't. Everything is meaningless on this Earth. Have material possession comes from inside the Earth like dung. Nothing lasts on this Earth, generations come and ago. Materials and possessions can passed on and eventually thrown away. Life is meaningless. But the reward that God has given to wagecucks is the ability to take pleasure in their work. To feel accomplished. Something you don't know because you people are the most perverted and corrupt people. Wagecucks will be given rest from their work. All of us will die and sleep in the Earth, but at least wagecucks will have more reward than you niggers for their good deeds and hard work on the Earth.
Neets aka niggers don't have nothing. You don't have love, a companion, friends or anything. Because you are failed human beings. All you can do is run away from your problems into anime escapism and mock hardworking people who take pleasure from their work.
>>25088307
It really is just banter. We don't have anything against you, we just like taking the piss.
NEET comedy threads are extra fun because it gives both sides a chance to stick it to the other while keeping it lighthearted. I've seen some fairly amusing bits by wagies.
>>25088307
It's just fun to piss you guys off desu
It's a coping mechanism and good entertainment for NEETs
>>25088410
Thisis an extraordinary level of projection.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xzpSoJ3.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>25088410
Oh, yes, tell us more.
I work this weekend actually.
>>25086016
Wagekeks dropping the BANTZ on the NEETslaves.
Rare pepe overload
>>25085123
>tfw studentcuck
>have an exam tomorrow
>then I have to be a wagecuck on sunday
>I don't even get a weekend
Just kill me now desu
>>25088642
>>25088495
I thought slavery had been abolished?
>>25088661
HEY-OOOOOO
>>25087658
Thisis the only correct version
>>25087658
Good little NEETies eat their Wheaties!
>>25087137
Post your resume with contact details edited out and i'll tell you if it's shit or not
>>25088488
>>25088473
Whatever losers, spam your memes all you want. All I hear is your howls of butthurt. You niggers can't accomplish anything can you. Your life is ruined. Say good bye to the military, ever having a successful job, say hello to a permanent stained record. I'm glad us wagecucks have made you content with your miserable lives.
Truly I pity people like you. You will never experience anything good in this world. You will never experience lives luxuries. You will live in the ghetto with your kind. The crackheads, the prostitutes, the trannys and other undesirables where you belong. You are roaches. Bye niggers.
Japan is a good country you niggers can learn from. Hard working. Highways on top of skycrappers. A ranked infrastructure. Comfy city. Virtually no crime. Trains everywhere. And Tokyo is the most technological advanced country on this planet. 50 years ago it was a heap of ashed torn apart by war.
>>25088433
>>25088464
Half the fun for me is laughing at me wagecuck brethren that are insecure enough to get pissed. But you guys have been putting out some top notch material lately, many keks are had. Keep up the good work friends.
>>25088410
>>25089046
> you said 'niggers' a total of 7 times
>>25088296
Just refactor the shitty code, you're not marrying someone
>>25085123
>tfw i can work from home for $60 an hour and do work whenever the fuck i want
yeah i sure am a cuck :^)
>>25089170
Remember everyone, NEETs are niggers. Just like them. This is a pic of your average NEET shitposter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPUWYNn2vMA
>>25089189
nah dude, that's not how this works. This is going to be the foundation for a lot of features, and the boss wants to be very careful about how we move forward with this refactor, so I can't do stuff unilaterally. A lot of this shit hasn't been refactored in like 5 months of development. Management is pretty perfectionist when it comes to documentation, so it's a lot more work than just hacking shit out.
>>25089342
Legacy codebase ? I work in a 6 man dev team, guessing yours is bigger, although rushing shit like we do at times bites you in the ass later, especially when its crunch time
>>25089555
3.5 man dev team. One guy counts for half because he's an intern who is shit at reading docs and I have to carry him a bunch.
>>25086372
fucking christ robot let me type
