>you're 6'4?
>How are you a virgin anon
>wow you're not even ugly anon
>how are you a virgin?
>>25083655
So how are you a virgin, anon?
I don't get asked that because you would assume, an ugly fuck like myself would have the chance.
Fuck, I wish I had that chance.
>>25083706
severe depression and bi polar.
>>25083655
>pastor says I'm a good looking and intelligent young man
>says I would probably get a GF if I just out myself out there more or went to college
>boss's wife calls me a sweet boy
uwu
>we don't believe you're not a virgin anon, you're way too ugly
>>25083760
Are you overweight? Your face just looks round-ish for some reason and I think you would benefit a ton from losing a little bit of body fat %.
If you're skinny fat and average weight it could also be a problem. Either way hit the gym and your face might tighten up a bit.
You have a good facial structure it's just the slight pudginess that ruins everything.Or maybe it's just the depressed, apathetic look in your eyes.
>>25083906
No I'm not overweight.
>>25083760
The fuck? Fishing for compliments? Attention whore?
You look like CHAD LEAVE NOW
>>25083950
Are you skinny-fat? Do you have any muscle? Do you exercise ever or have you ever played sports?
>>25083655
My old roommate was 6'3" and a virgin until 25. Wasn't even a robot. Just a moron.
>tfw 5'7.5" without shoes on
>tfw 5'8" with shoes on
>have a speech impediment
>>25083976
Yes, I walk. I don't go to the gym because I'm not a self-absorbed prick.
>>25083951
No, because I won't be virgin if I were Chad. Get some perspective m8
>>25084029
>I walk
>>25083655
this. only normies can into dating. if you are not a normie, it doesnt matter how tall you are. and girls have a 6th sense for robotism
>>25084029
>I walk
What? That's the most pansiest ass thing I've ever heard. Everyone walks, you need to be doing something which makes you strong, like weightlifting or fit like swimming.
>>25084089
I know right, I should be pumping myself with riods and sending myself to an early grave, just to gain the attention of a few shallow women.
>>25084138
Swimming? Nah.
>>25084029
Alright well fuck you then m8. I'm just trying to help no need to be such a cunt.
>>25084029
Also
>not a self absorbed prick
>posts face in a pity thread baiting for compliments
sure thing retard
>>25084305
Compliments? There isn't anything to compliment.
>>25084153
You could actually get your heart rate up and lift weights. You have the same mentality I had when I was 15 and played Gears of War and CSS all the time. Working out is basic hygeine.
>>25084479
Working out is a waste of fucking time. It does fuck all, and gives no results. I've tried all this shit before, does nothing to improve my chances.
>>25083760
are you shitting me m8? You look like a solid 7 to me. Are you fat or just a fucking attention whore?
>Would bf (homo tho)
Kill yourself you are worse than brandon
>>25084515
Yup, don't listen to the /fit/ shills. It will just be a waste of time and money. /fit/ is more or less just /r9k/ except they look like roid rats and don't do any better.
All it comes down to in the end is facial aesthetics, height, and income.
>>25084515
>Working out is a waste of fucking time
Not if you're not eating healthy and be a lazy shit ya don't
>people think that cos hes a 7 that hes chad
Women rate men lower than what is correct, they are literally wrong with what they think is average
>>25084515
It's to be healthy not just to help you get girls you fool. And it works if you actually keep doing it.
>>25084562
Yeah, I find homo guys are more open minded. Women on the other hand wouldn't give me chance.
>>25083655
Wow this is literally me
>>25084029
>implying people who workout and do something good with their body and their life means they are self-absorbed pricks
kill urself desu
>>25084710
Keep wasting money just to look good. Yeah, I get up at 0530 to travel to work, and don't get home until 1830, I don't have the time because I have a job.
>>25083760
you look like a 7/10
>>25083760
are you balding a bit in the front?
if you started doing some sport and take more care of yourself fashionwise, you could pass as a male model (if the balding is not too bad). not even kidding, you are def above average.
>>25083799
Both are common in dudes who have sex. You're just pathetic and lazy.
>>25084831
i agree desu senpai.
I know im pathetic and lazy.
>>25084818
Really, don't take the piss.
>>25084827
Male-model? You're talking out of your arse. No amount of exercise will improve my looks.
i got that not too long ago felt weird that a 10/10 questioned that she said i don['t believe you
>>25084883
I am telling you, your face really is not bad. really. non-trolling. either that or this is a ridiculously good photo.
>>25084787
Get a better job. It's only a dollar a day at my gym and I enjoy it. They also have a mirrored dance room I use, a basketball court, and a sauna. Also a pool and hot tub. Lift weights then dance for cardio. Now I'm also good at dancing to disco/funk and tore it up at a Cherub concert last month. Two chicks approached me and 6 dudes complimented my dancing.
>>25084971
It must be a good photo, because I can't see what you're seeing. I do think you need your eyes checked.
>>25085009
That's because you're a cunt, and a wanker. I'm not you.
>>25085061
You're right, I'm not even close to being as pathetic as you. I actually try things instead of being mad that I'm not good at them.
Walking is exercise if you're over 70 though so at least you do what old folks do.
>mfw there are actual virgins on this board
>>25083655
Me, too. Nice dubs.
It's cuz ;_;
>>25085107
Try things and make an idiot of yourself. Great advice. I'll stick to my $20hour job thanks, not changing my job for no gym.
>>25085145
what face you newfag faggot piece of shit? gtfo
>>25085206
>he fell for it again
>mfw when virgins are this angry
>>25085187
That's what practice is for. Besides, why do you even care what anybody thinks? My mentality is that others should prove themselves to me, not the other way around. No one cares about you fucking up or even knows you. Only you are the one who cares. Most people are complete plebs, their opinions of you don't matter. In fact it's more fun to just fuck with them. That's why I ordered a Donald Trump hat.
>>25085187
/r/bodyweightfitness
or startbodyweight.com
if you dont want to spend money on anything. you can do it at home and it is good for confidence to see yourself getting stronger.
>>25085264
5:30pm also leaves plenty of time to work out. Dude is just lazy and stupid.
>>25085241
That's you though, that's your upbringing that's given you that mental framework. I'm not that type of person, I don't have that way of thinking. Failing should be avoided at all costs.
>>25085327
Wah, I can't change or try anything and I'm a pussy.
Why am I such a failure?
You're a grain of sand, no one cares if you fail or succeed.
>>25085305
So, would you hit the gym after being away for 12 hours?
>>25085377
Yes, why not? What do you even do? If you're a cubicle monkey who then sits in his car and commutes you should be dying for the exercise.
>>25085408
No, I don't travel by car and I don't sit on my arse all day. Why would I spend money on exercising, when I can walk for free?
>losing life on easy mode
Nigga you get a girl friend just by being tall, you don't even need to be that good looking.
>>25085486
Walking doesn't get your heart reate high enough and isn't resistance training so it doesn't make you stronger, improve your endurance, and burns little calories. It could hardly be called exercise unless you're severely overweight. At least cycle at a good rate so your bpm goes high enough to actually do something.
>>25085486
>walk
Are your knees broken or something? What is wrong with you?
>>25084787
>I have no time to improve myself
>but I have enough time to shitpost on /soc/ and /r9k/ about how sad and pathetic I am
Lmaoing at your life m8
>>25085712
He also seems to use public transportation and then complains that it takes too long to get to work.
Buy a car fampai, shaking my head to be honest
>>25085811
Waste of money.
