Stuck at a normie Christmas party, what do I do?
eat some cookies and talk to people
Punch the fat bitch in the face and then run out of the house.
Hit on the asian qt. Do it for us, post results.
>>25083553
jerk off in the bath room to burn time. then eat slowly but consistently, and drink soda so you dont have to talk. then leave and continue to post
>>25083619
This tbH I'm not even yellow fever but she looks kinda cute
Communicate only via reeeeing
what state are you in OP?
>>25083644
Not into Asians senpai
>>25083651
Michigan
Consume all the drugs are available, that should keep you entertained.
>>25083553
Try and get along, sperg out and alienate yourself from them forever
>>25083553
You get off the fucking board immediately, you fraud!
>>25083621
sounds fun, thanks for tip
>>25083709
Dumb frogposter. Stop posting.
Another pic with a completely original post
try to suggle clean wrap (the thin, plastic, transparent wrap) from the kitchen into the restroom, then cover the toilet by putting the plastic under the toilet seat
wait till some girly girl goes in and pisses all over her pants
this isn't original, some anon once said he did it and actually worked, with the girl leaving furiously mad with completely soaked pants
>>25083790
nice 'tism jeans
> Christmas party
> December the 18th
What shoes are you wearing, OP?
>tfw I consider you guys more of my friends than anybody irl
Hope this is original
If dubs OP takes off his t-shirt, jiggles his man tits, and sings the milkshake song with no warning to his fellow party goers whatsoever.
>>25083900
>no alcohol
>everyone sitting around in a circle hanging out
this is no party
>>25083741
Stop living, worthless normie
>>25083900
how awkward is it. Is there any good conversation happening at all?
>eating from the ground
Why are americans such dogs?
send me some money rich kid
Opening secret Santa gifts now, will update if I sperg out
Also, more pics of anyone?
>>25083553
>>25083790
>>25083900
>>25084020
Jesus Christ, did someone die or what?
>>25084020
I like the one on the floor there
>>25083952
Are you implying I have a friend? Are you implying I haven't been NEET for years? Are you implying I am not a kissless virgin? Are you implying I leave my house for social occasions? Are you implying I don't want to kill myself every day?
Dumb frogposter confirmed for clueless idiot, go back to /b/
Get some alligator clips, 1 or 2 car batteries (anything above or at 12 Volts works too) , some long metal rods that are thin and easily concealed (have to be conductive, not the same metal), a bucket of water, a surgical mask, a small vial of Hydrochloric acid (baking soda and salt will work less effectively), and rubber gloves.
>>25083553
Soda and snacks??
You have a good time with these innocent people. I get dragged to normie parties and its all drugs and alcohol and debauchery. I just want a qt christian gf to watch movies and worship Jesus with.
>>25084069
Just for you friend, sorry she looks like a horse, I caught her mid kek
Get excessively drunk
Cause drama
Keep us updated
get some alcohol and suggest a game of Truth or Dare or Have You Ever
Thank you for posting this, OP. Seeing how these people are suffering from being forced to interact with each other makes me feel a bit better.
take pictures of their bare feet
>>25084106
>no friends
>leaving house for social occassions
>thread implies he either has people that were willing to came to his house, or he went out of his way to go to a Christmas party
Weird, your statements don't seem to be very compatible with each other.
>>25084020
more of this one
try to get some pictures of her feet
>>25083900
>>tfw I consider you guys more of my friends than anybody irl
Yup, I scheduled my Christmas this year so I could spend it on 4chan with all my friends here.
>>25084230
(assuming you are the OP)
>>25084111
Step 1: Put on rubber gloves.
Step 2: Attach the alligator clips to the battery(ies)
Step 3:Put on surgical mask.
Step 4: Put the other end of the alligator clips in the bucket of water.
Step 5: Put long metal rods in water.
Step 6: Pour the HCL or baking soda or whatever (potassium carbonate and potassium nitrate might work as well).
MUY IMPORTANTE MIERDA: Hide this in a closet, or by the ventilation. Through the process of electrolysis, toxic chlorine gas will be created, effectively killing the normies.
>>25084230
Why would you think I am the OP? Are you seriously retarded?
>>25084132
this is a 101% original comment
>>25083900
Spill the chocolate milk for the lulz anon
>>25084269
Original response indicated you were a normie of some sort, I responded accordingly.
You made the point of spelling out your friendless/KHV/unsocial status, irrelevant to point out vs just stating yourself as a robot unless you were the OP. That was my first reaction, at least.
heres a new one, hopefully it will appease the footfags
>>25084337
get a phone with a better camera. What is that, -1 megapixels?
>>25084337
More of the asian's face
OP, you're "that guy" who is probably creepy and on his phone the entire time
start telling them about memes
>>25083553
kill them all op
punish the normies
Leaving in 15 minutes, anything before I go?
>>25084337
So OP why do you not have any alcohol? Why does it look like nobody is having any fun? Is this your therapy group or something? Either that or you have some weird friends man.
>>25084336
Are you suggesting that only normalfags dislike stupid frogposters?
>>25084388
Everybody is on their phone the whole time, it's pretty sad desu
>>25084266
Apparently potassium chloride and potassium hydroxide also work.
>>25084408
take some pictures with flash on, the lighting isn't great
>>25084420
>frogposter
I believe you are lost sir, s4s is -> that way.
>>25084408
I bet they can all tell you're taking pics of them
>>25084409
For one, there are a lot of girls so they are on their phones almost every second. And as for me, I'm on here, do you really need to ask why I'm not fun at parties?
>>25084500
this they totally know OP, just start shooting people up
Start a conversation by saying "Why don't we do something not mindlessly shitty for a change?" then proceed and roll your way outside in breath of new air and feel how your life is struggling to keep up. You then would have transcended the social world.
>>25084514
Why are you there?
>>25084500
I don't care at this point desu
But I don't think they know
>>25084420
Pepe is an overused meme but my computer isn't exactly stock-full of usable reaction images, I make due with what I have. My memory isn't much of a help so I've gotta (mostly) fish through the few images I have on my computer.
>>25084540
Uni party with some kids from class. Some can't drink so that explains the no alcohol, pretty shitty party in the first place, even if I was a normie I would be bored I think
>>25084496
Sorry, I don't visit dubs board.
Bottom line is that you are a clueless idiot that floods the site with idiotic memes in the hopeless attempt at fitting in. Think before you post.
>>25084546
OP, please refer to this >>25084111 and this >>25084266 and this >>25084463
>>25084271
You're doing gods work, son.
We don't need the patriots to filter and foster their memes any longer -- we're spreading them just fine ourselves.
>>25084577
>can't drink
Lower the fucking drinking age to 18
It's 5 where I am, so I'm leaving now, thanks for keeping me company and I'll see you all in hell
>>25084691
If you're not leaving with one of the qts you are a betus maximus autismus
>Christmas party
>Nuts for dinner
>sodas
>Secret santa
This is adorable
>>25084691
She's so qt, op. I should be there, not you.
>>25084691
Any pictures of the girl on the right with a dark red shirt?
>Christmas party
>not blackout drunk yet
>>25083553
>stuck
Go home, stupid.
>>25083573
>eating high calorie snacks
>be stacy
>feel bad for the guy in the group with social problems
>invite him over for a christmas party hoping to cheer him up
>he proceeds to take pictures of us and upload them on the internet while making mean comments
> find a girl who is barefoot
> rub her feet
> say "mmmm your feet are so soft"
>>25085100
>stacy
>that fat blob in that picture
>>25085184
only real answer
then pull the pin on your grenade just to be sure
>>25083900
>white people
Looks boring as shit m8
>>25083741
>r9k
>"dumb frogposter"
>>25084271
savedmuh original post
>>25084496
>implying r9k isn't a pepe board
looks pretty lame to melook who's talking
>>25084277
Please obey this festive set of dubs.
Once the deed has been done, take a pic of the spill and post it in this thread.
>>25084577
>Uni party
>Some can't drink (most likely because they're under 21)
>No alcohol
Not a valid excuse anon
>>25084020
>Also, more pics of anyone?
more pics of either of those grills pls. is the other one wearing leggings as well?
>>25084633
or just fucking drink even though you're not 21, literally nobody cares
