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>be me
>live in the american midwest
>its been maybe 3 months since I've heard a female's voice
>get call from a travel company
>its a girl with a cute cuban accent asking if i want to go to cancun on vacation
>get ridiculously horny
>answer her questions with bullshit to keep the conversation going until I get my pants off
>start jerking it
>get halfway there just listening to her voice
>breathing heavy
>ask her if she's ever sucked a cock
>she's confused
>cum buckets and moan through the phone
>she asks "sir...?"
>hang up
I'm not the only one this degenerate, am I?
>>25083423
I wont even humour you, what the fuck...
>>25083423
mate, that is the most degenerate thing since the first piss bottle
sort of want to screencap this
>>25083423
Goddamn, this is gold. OP thank you for the shits n gigs
>>25083423
When I was 18 years old(Im male) I had to call for political surveys to poll people. Old dudes would often start fapping in the middle of the poll asking me if I ever let another man stick his penis in my ass or mouth. This shit is more common than you think.
>>25083423
god damn robot, that's something else
>>25083423
>>ask her if she's ever sucked a cock
lel
POSTING IN ORIGINAL COMMENT AND LEGENDARY THREAD
>>25083423
I do the exact same thing to the IRS lady who calls about my tax debt repayment plan. I usually cum and then tell her that something urgent is happening so can she call right back, and she always does. I clean up, and maybe go for seconds.
>>25083423
I'll have to do that next time some Asshole calls me. Just moan and ask: Have you ever sucked a cock?
>>25083423
Hahahahaha nice
>samefag bumping the thread
>>25083961
Breh look at the number of posters
>>25083961
>13 posters
>12 replies
>>25083423
Be me,
>Try to go back to Cuba but poor
>get a job at shitty travel company
>call this guy and ask him questions for survey
>hear moans
> wut.jpg
>maybe it was the connection.png
>keep talking to the weirdo
> he ask me if I ever sucked dick before
>confused af f.a.m
>the guy yells and hear a loud splatter
>he hangs up
>I quit job swim back to Cuba
> Cry in chads arms
> fml
This is why we didnt let you guys in are county
