Fuck
Now what?
I bet you say that to all the guys ;-;
post pix anon, I wanna see if youre cute
>>25083078
Hmmm well at least she looks skinny, Show us more pics of her.
>>25083078
> T-Thank you.... Y-y-you too
"stop raping me"
And dang I really need to update my pictures but I'm too scared to add them on FB everyone will realize I am alive.
>>25083107
That worked. Keep going.
>>25083078
good for you anon, now dont fuck it up cause you are too pussy and you shove it off as "le so edgy and random purposely destructive autist posting on /r9k/"
just do what you fucking have to and why you took tinder in the first place
>>25083107
>>25083109
>>25083111
>>25083135
>>25083144
>>25083160
>>25083160
>down loaded
>down loaded
>down loaded
>>25083160
Tell her. "Well thanks that makes me blush coming from a pretty girl"
>>25083160
>Just loaded this app
Sure slut
>>25083204
The only smooth anon in this fucking thread
I don't date shitskins, sorry
DON'T FUCK IT UP OR DO ANYTHING STUPID.
COMPLIMENT HER, AND ASK HER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT HERSELF THEN ASK HER FOR HER REAL NUMBER, THEN ASK TO GO ROUND TO HER PLACE
IT'S IN THE BAG, IT'S IN THE BAG
>>25083111
Here's her in lingerie
>>25083252
>Lingerie pics on tinder and thus on facebook
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
>>25083237
>Not taking her out first
>>25083252
On second thought maybe he should just go in for the kill
>>25083187
I got this in the bag. Let's land this glorious vagina-fish.
>>25083271
You can hide pictures you upload on facebook
>>25083252
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>25083314
its still weird as fuck if a girl that isnt a complete ugly hambeast has lingerie pics on fucking tinder
its not some casual bikini beach pic but an honest to god lingerie pic on the bed on tinder
i dont know what to think of it, maybe ask someone else
Obvious spambot is obvious
>>25083299
Idiot. No wonder r9k can't get laid>>25083314
>>25083299
WHAT THE FUCK
JUST ASK HER OUT
SAY YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND JOKINGLY ASK HER TO MEET YOU
>>25083340
I think she's a bot too
>>25083358
yeah probably
a girl like her doesnt even need to have a slutty lingerie pic on the bed
so weird that she has it for some reason
>>25083299
The only way to avoid war is to remove the plague that is the Jews from our banks and governments then only will the white race find peace
>>25083351
I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IN A NAZI
Also we got a manatee pulling into the harbor
>>25083339
I agree it does seem desperate but she looks kinda butterfaceish so maybe that's her selling point.
OP should go in for the kill but instead he is going to meme around until he loses her.
>>25083401
yeah probably
9 out of 10 faggots who post tinder convo's are ruining it on purpose
see my other reply about that: >>25083172
>>25083396
>That cam angle
She fat but cute, easy kill. Go for it OP
>>25083396
Ask her if she supports Israel
>>25083389
Sieg heil motherfucker
>>25083396
She's not white. Why would she be a nazi?
>>25083478
What an annoying sperg. I'm tempted to contact this girl just so she can give me OP's picture
>>25083527
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
THE GOYIM KNOW
>>25083478
Yes, all Juden swine should be gassed from their crimes against the Aryan race. If you disagree you are a JIDF agent and will be removed once the day of rope comes
>>25083557
God, you are retarded.
>>25083429
I'm pretty sure OP is using a fake Chad picture so he has no real plans of actually meeting these girls.
>>25083612
Hello kike
Fuck you Op. A mega cutie desi princess wants to fug and you start redpilling her on the hebrews.
You are irreparably autist.
>>25083639
Absolutely, exactly this.
>>25083639
Sounds about right fellow anon
Abandonar thread
>>25083252
ITS MAN BABY
I had something like this happen
kind of cute girl was straight up hitting on me
>check profile
>hidden in corner
mtf
I guess nice guys really do finish last.
>>25083744
Now turn the conversation back around and see how quickly she forgets the /pol/ stuff because you're attractive.
>>25083744
and Robots wonder why they never get any pussy
>>25083744
>said some of the worst shit you could have possibly said
>still replies in the hope that you're joking and will be nice to her
fucking Chad, I got ignored when I had tinder for complimenting people. Fuck this gay earth.
>>25083744
'y-you too'did i fit in :D
>>25083817
JUST
A
PRANK
BRO
>>25083843
;_; Oh no the brown sloot won't let me cum in her fish hole boo fucking hoo
Butttt hes got
Fuck attractive people are living in easy mode
>>25083892
Daily reminder that women will fuck a nazi sympathizer as long as he's chad.
>>25083931
Time to culturally enrich her cunt
>>25083931
Not really since she took it as a bad joke, but the night is still young
Not op. Someone give me shit to send to this grill
It's unbelievable there are robots dumb enough to think this is real
Make her take nudes and post them OP it is your destiny.
>>25083991
My grandma was very lucky she died only once so she got to tell me all about it. Grandpa wasn't so lucky and died 4 times. He was just celebrating his 7th birthday as the nazis made a soap and a lamp out of him. My grandma was made to use that same soap to wash herself before the gas chambers. She cried all the 40 minutes of intense rubbing because she was allergic to the chemicals they put in the soap. It was after that, that the rumors began circulating that occasionally Hitler would visit the camp in secrecy and have all the lamps brought into a huge warehouse where he would read Mein Kampf out loudly, lit by the flesh of my brethren. In fact my father told me he witnessed it once, as it was his shift in that warehouse.
Horrible indeed, the Shoah. Just goes to show how antisemitism is still alive and well. It reminds me how I never will know my parents because they both died in an arab car bombing in Palestine before I was even born in the 50s. This shocked my grandfather so much that my father and I had to comfort him to the day he died.
Never forget the 60 million, oy vey.
>>25083991
24? she looks like 40 to me
>>25083843
You fucking virgin, women aren't even remotely like you think they are. Stop with the snarky faggotry.
>>25083991
there you go anon friend
>>25084042
>You fucking virgin
I have 2 kids
>>25084019
Thanks anon, appreciate the advice
>>25083958
All of my keks.
OP, you're my hero. When you fuck her, yell Sieg Heil when you cum, just for the keks. It would be hilarious. Cuddle up with her afterwards and talk about solutions. Final solutions.
>>25084076
And still a virgin? Got cucked pretty hard there mate.
>>25083991
She looks like a classy old school girl just hit her with
"That's a nice bitch you got there, the female dog is fine too"
>LMAO I'M GONNA MAKE A FAKE TEXT WITH MY GF, MAKE IT LOOK LIKE TINDER AND BE LE CRAZY NAZI MAN LOL LOL LOL
kill yrself OP, this is stale as fuck
>>25084103
OP is never meeting any of these girls.
>>25084007
>>25084131
It's tinder not texting you dumbfucks
Either you're new here or you're butthurt roasties but everything you're seeing is 100% true
>>25084117
LOL LE EPIC KEK MEME
>>25084100
This is my profile btw.
>>25083078
Send her link to this video and say you want to smell her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>25084186
Forgot ze image.
>>25084185
I feel fucking sorry for your kids.
>>25084183
>NO ITS TRUE! I SWEAR I'M NOT THE GIRL IN THE PIC! IM ONE OF THE GUYS ;-)
fuck off cunt, go read a cosmopolitan
First reply that wont get me banned picks my opening line
>>25083931
>she thinks it was a bad joke that came out wrong and is giving you the benefit of doubt
>"okey he's clearly has a really weird sense of humor? But I mean ok, at least he has things to say which aren't mind numbingly boring"
>NO LOL SHE THINKS IM CHAD AND A NAZI SYMPOATHIZER HAHAA FUCKING ROASTIES, AM I RITE??
See Said Pepe, this is you stabbing yourself when it comes to this qt.
>>25083252
Here is your mission brief, Snake.
Get the nudes, get out.
>>25084207
10/10 ruse
Poor manlets
I remember when these threads used to be about Robots helping giving each other advice on how to score a 5-6/10 qt. now it's just le ebin fake Chad trolls.
>>25084290
Give me the memes
>>25084302
Im using my real profile anon, help me score land whales.
>>25083252
Looks like a camwhore pic, ask her if she's a camwhore.
>>25084251
Try it yourself bud
>>25084324
Done
>>25084299
Not a ruse. Its my real height and photo
>>25084338
You look Chad enough to just go with "Hello beautiful, how are you?"
>mfw these butthurt ledditfags think this is fake
>>25084207
for fucks sake. face like that and you can fix it by being 6'4
>>25083991
She looks like she'd respond positively to the Nazi talk from earlier.
>>25084385
>give me the memes
>now
>>25084423
That's not a bad face.
>>25084344
>>25084415
>IF YOU DON'T THINK IT REAL YOU MUST BE FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE
Fucking hate posting shit from phone
>>25084415
If it's real, get off your fucking computer you nerd and get laid
>>25084490
*tips upvote respectfully in your direction*
>>25084561
LOL EPIC MEMES POSTED ON TINDER I'M LOL'ROFLING :DDDDDDD
Can anyone from the US do a Tinder experiment using acnekun?
Tinder is dead here in Crotia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKv2NTYu4
>>25084586
I FUCKED YOUR WAIFU XDDDDD
>>25084561
Ya unless you're ugly, then its CREEPY
>>25084523
>No solid make-up
>No slimming angles
fucken skrub
Where do I go from here lads?
>>25084636
and bye
So is it easy to get girls on tinder? I've never used it, does it make losing your virginity 100% easier?
>>25084561
it's so cringey when guys refer to themselves as alpha
Why do chads come to r9k? Fuck outta here chaddy boy
>>25084636
Tell her about how you wuz kingz
>>25083958
Holy shit how fucking hot are you that you can just say "jk" and she's willing to forget it instantly?
Post pics please.
>>25084636
And goodbye to anyone standing in John Cena's way.
>>25084614
>WHY WON'T WOMEN GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE :,-((((
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
What a delusional kike
>>25083958
either you are the come back king, or shes really thristy
>>25084647
I fucked a cute American tourist here In Italy on tinder.
I'm not really a robot type person though
>>25084636
Tell her about how muslims are slowly degrading and destroying western society. Make sure to include the fact that mohammed was a pedophile.
>>25084621
I would figure that would get her bonus points here, for the honesty.
>>25084662
I always just assume these are troll accounts made by high schoolers who are procrastinating doing their homework.
Time to get my Aryan cum guzzled by this member of an inferior race
>>25084692
This fucking thread
WEW
E
W
What do you do once you get a number?
>>25084741
its ogre now.
>>25084741
Gonna plaster this chick's face
>>25083989
>she took it as a joke
>implying if it was a robot she wouldn't have contacted the FBI by now
>>25084730
You don't know, she could be just delusional ;^)
>>25084692
so...this is an employee of mine. she just had a kid (about a month ago) and has been with her boyfriend for about 2 years.
>>25084782
Talk to her via whatsapp then arrange a meeting in a public place
>>25084782
Tell her how much better she looks versus her sister.
>>25084647
I lost my virginity to a 4/10 on Tinder, my biggest regret.
>>25084782
generally you just text her from there. and ask her out.
>>25083931
>>25083958
>chad
>bad guy
pick one and only one
>>25084796
No, of course she has forgiven Chad for saying jokes that she finds shitty, just it wouldn't make her a nazi sympathiser. But now i realised it was meant to be a joke as well, so my bad
>>25084785
she looks like a fallout 3 character
>>25084808
What should I message her then?
>>25084852
make her fuck* damn it
>>25084207
wht the fuck? wow so you only put your face and height and you get this much attention?
I give up.
This thread is good OP, I like you..
>>25084207
This can't be real. Please tell me this isn't real.
>>25084636
TITS OR GTFO! (bla bla original)
>>25084785
You're good. How do you do it man?
>>25084909
samefagging this hard
op is a faggot
CAN'T STUMP ME THAT EASY YOU ROASTIE KIKE WHORE
>>25084975
I'm not OP, you dumbshit. I keked hard at that thirsty bitch. No need to be a salty faggot.
>>25084975
enjoy your downboat shitlord
>>25084782
Cont the conversation as you were over text.
Ask her where she lives and if she lives alone
Ask her out to a public place, but then drop in that you would rather meet at your/her place for netflix and chill
The level of anti-semitism in this thread is unbelievable.
there is a 100% chance that OP is a liberal or a muslim arab faggot
>>25084975
Look at the time interval, you dumbass nigger.
>>25085015
>>25085023
>>25085034
downboat?
>>25085015
Tell her if anything the "genocide" was blowback of the Jewish communist revolt across Germany led by the Bolsheviks and Mensheviks
>>25085063
JIDF GET OUT
YOU WILL NEVER GET MY SHEKELS
>>25085055
nah, start with a date then when it's over invite her to your place.
works much better
>>25085102
we have the only democracy in the middle east and you are siding with the people who are literally bombing your country
>>25085102
>mfw all this redpill
>>25085144
LEL AIPACFAGS DETECTED
Maybe we shouldn't have overthrown the only Iranian democracy in 1953.
Irgun & other Zionist militias were terrorists before it was cool
>>25085092
no thanks im fine
>>25085144
this. jews are ok as long as there are not too many of them and they are far away.
>>25085192
If you are such a proud Aryan warrior why aren't you busy fighting against the wave of Muslim immigrants that are going to change Europe that attacking the the strongest force against Islam in the world today?
>LOL I'M A NAZI HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN LOL I LIKE ARAB COCK
>>25085251
shut the fuck up kike
>>25085251
>>25085214
JIDF in full force on /r9k/ tonight
>>25084544
if its real. op probably gets laid atleast once a week
>>25085160
That is not how you represent pure Aryan qts
Meanwhile our proud Aryan hero is close to getting a mudslime to lick his master balls.
>>25085266
you are a fucking faggot
>>25083744
Woman ain't even white, what does she even think?
>>25085251
Haha you exposed yourself. I don't deny the holocaust. My great grandparents on both sides fled the war.
Fuck off there are legitimate problems with Israel and the current government. Not to mention how they've perverted
Judaism. See the memorial for Baruch Goldstien
>>25085315
back off, this one is for my shower.
> implying yolocaust is real
>>25085313
>still talking to you after all that shit
Must be nice being Chad, god fucking damn it. We'll never know the feel, though.
>>25085338
you really are pants on head retarded
reported
>>25085313
ITS NOOOTTTT FFFAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
original coment dfdfdfd
>>25085400
Na you're just an imbecile who can't think for himself
>>25085400
Of course a slimy Jew such as yourself would resort to such tactics.
>>25085400
Go back to your Kibbutz, Chaim. They don't let you have internet there do they?
I bet you're one of those charedi Jews getting a free pass from the government while everyone else protects you bigots
>>25085400
>reported
lol
>>25085387
>>25085411
not op
i used to really struggle with getting laid
I followed the /fit/ sticky and it turned everything around.
at the end of the day, they will not care for your weird ways if you're really buff
FUKKIN JOOOOOS
>>25085423
>>25085442
>>25085463
you really live in a fantasy world kiddo
>>25085469
yeah but you can work out and have that fix gynecomastia, life truly is suffering ;_;
>>25085469
Save it bruh. Most robots are too fucked up physically and mentally to work out consistently
>>25085513
>resorting to more Jewish tactics
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25085473
Goddamn man. That was a good setup.
>>25085469
No, they won't you dumbass, it was your fault that you were a skeleton or fatass, I'm pretty sure your face is at least 6/10, even you can't deny it.
>just lift brah xD
How many times do I have to explain to faggots like you that it only works if you aren't horribly ugly, I fell for this shit as well.
>3/10 face
>lift
>decently /fit/ for my age
>still 3/10 face, still ugly
Fuck off, go to /soc/ or /fit/ with that shit tier advice.
Just so you know, I'm uglier than most guys there, also a manlet, fuck your advice, we need a new r9k that bans oblivious fags like you.
>>25085550
open your mind
http://markhumphrys.com/israel.future.html
http://markhumphrys.com/israel.defence.html
The author is not Jewish, he is just common sensical
>>25085513
Take it from a blackish guy who has been surrounded by Jews his entire life. They are some of the most bigoted people. They're essentially the passive version of Islamic extremists.
When I was really young I was riding my bike down a street past a house that had like 4-5 little jew kids playing and EVERY time I rode by there they'd go from yelling and playing to full-on Children of the Corn silence staring at me.
Is roast beef kosher?
>>25085583
fine,
just continue jacking off
>>25085611
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LBjXVUr-rW8
There's a very real reason plenty of Jews condemn Israel
>>25085646
Yes. As long as it's not on the same dish as dairy, pork, or crustacean.
Source: Brother in law is a kike
Is mudslime saliva corrosive?
>>25085646
Tell her you have money but its in the oven.
>>25085469
Most of /fit/ is literally just and in shape version /r9k/
>>25085583
too dumb. Just like the people in that pic.
You can't just have an Arnold body and not have the face to match. Half of them would look 20x better with swimmer bodies especially the first guy. These bodies are for guys with a wide or square jaw.
Do you even aesthetics?
>181 posts
>59 posters
wew lad
OP's only posted about 10-15 pictures, someone's samefagging hard
>>25084853
hahahahahahahah this desu senpai lol
>>25085664
they are self-hating jews.
how are they any different from the SJW you guys hate on 24/7?
>>25085473
10/10 would kek again
adasd
>>25085685
this is fake as hell
>>25085700
>you're only allowed one post!
Or a few people keep answering each other.
Dumbass.
>>25085650
>just lift brah :^)
>gets BTFO because of his shit generic advice
>j-just go back to reddit/masturbating/watching MLP/tipping your fedora
You are pure cancer. At the first chance you get kill yourself in order to leave a better world for the rest of us.
Revving up the toaster for this roaster
>>25085706
Self hating Jews? Nice man. Good way to deflect anything you don't like massive faggot
>>25085706
>self hating jews.
implies you have any real connection of responsibility to a group just for being born into it. Which is something only neanderthals believe.
>>25085685
Why doesn't she just tell you off? She keeps getting offended, but she keeps coming back. Is this the power of Chad?
>>25083351
>>25083341
Its a joke. Can you really not tell?
>>25085770
maybe..... maybe.....
it's not real?
ANUDDAH SHOAHH
>>25085685
She's craving for Chad dick holy shit
>>25085804
Does she work for a gas company
>>25085698
>but muh swimmer body
Are you literally autistic or just this retarded ? How is any kind of body gonna help that faggot with glasses ? The others might go to 5/10, the guy is 3/10 at best. What the fuck is he supposed to do ?
What a delusional faggot. If you really think lifting in any way will get you from 3/10 to at least 6/10 which is shit tier as well, you're too dumb for this world.
>>25085743
alright, you got me,
my advice will do you no good
continue crying and being miserable with yourself
>>25085770
she is ugly and a chad let her take a breath from his life, she feels so special.
>>25085804
Kek nice thread OP
>>25085804
keep up the good work Ben!
>>25085804
low-key savant!
>>25083744
She looks like an non-Aryan Untermensch, anon.
>>25085825
There is no such solution that fixes everyone's solution
it worked for me, it didn't work for those guys in the pic
>>25085839
>on r9k
>have fun with your miserable life while I'm enjoying every second of mine
>mfw
I'm pretty sure you have such a great life, faggot.
Fucking british girls. When will they embrace their own culture?
>>25084007
gross, look at how hairy her arms are. Absolutely disgusting, senpai.
>>25085921
Maybe she should spend less on mascara and more on a FUCKING CALENDAR
>>25085928
she's jewish by the way
....and she is gorgeous
>>25085962
top kek anon, never stop ever
>>25085825
The only guy there who is BEYOND help is the guy in the bottom left because he won't completely shave his head.
You'd see people differently if they had an aesthetically correct body. That's why it's hilarious to see anyone that doesn't have a 7"+ dick muscled up like that.
Like there are guys with fucking progeria that get grills, that fucking DEEZ NUTS messed up teeth guy probably has gotten some amount of poon. There is quite literally no excuse for any but the most severely deformed. I'm talking elephant tier or that skin condition the guy who got kissed by the pope had.
>>25085975
I gotchu to be honest family
>>25085970
>blotch face jewess
>gorgeous
try again family
>>25086051
You should end all of these by posting the truth. The final ultimate insult.
>>25086089
I am the truth the way and the light
>>25086117
If that line doesn't work I don't know what will.
>>25086117
Seriously, OP... Why are you on this board? With your banter and wit, you could be getting more ass than a toilet seat.
>>25086159
you'll probably get banned for this senpai
>>25085473
im in tears right now
>>25086177
Why?
Originaloriginal
>>25086020
>there is no excuse for that horrible nightmare tier looking guy with glasses to be ugly
>bald old ugly guy is fucked because he doesn't completely shave
Wew, lad. Even you can't believe this shit that you just spouted. Spending too much time on /fit/ probably fucked up your brain. You just can't be taken seriously.
Have fun with that perfectly aesthetic body of yours that got you to r9k.
>>25086164
Because I'm shy irl
Let's see where this goes
>>25085698
>These bodies are for guys with a wide or square jaw.
Just grow a beard.
>>25086252
Also, do you do interracial?
>>25086252
You don't actually have the money right?
Just fucking with her head for attention right?
>>25086164
No he couldn't. He's an ugly fuck IRL, girls would just run away from him.
>>25086212
got banned for one day because l wrote that "original comment" thing behind one of my posts
>>25086300
I'm actually not. I just fucking hate women.
>>25084782
meet up
then act disappointed that she is not a gorilla
>>25086218
I don't have an aesthetic body, wouldn't be fair to you guys. I'd go from a 6/10 to at least 7.5. You're just a cynical little cunt.
I can promise you there is not a single person ITT that is lower than a 4/10
>>25086379
you hate us coz you ain't us
>>25086310
I rarely post anyways. It wouldn't really effect me even if it's a 72 hour ban but thanks for the warning f am
I've heard of things like this happening but I'm skeptical.
>>25086252
>Because I'm shy irl
I feel that, I'm incapable of looking a woman in the eye.
>>25086548
>shiitan bay
kek
>>25085423
Neither can you. Everything you say is straight off of /pol/. Fuck off retard.
bumperino
this thread is fucking gold dont let it die
>>25086842
The fish aren't biting.
I can only assume their chad of the evening has already picked them up in his tomato red camarro
>>25084702
No, she is just an average woman you moron. She'll excuse any flaws for Chad's cock, because personality = looks.
Das autobahn
>>25087017
HAHAH holy shit man she's walking right into all the jokes
get pics
>>25087017
>No, that's german engineering.
I fucking love you. *corn emoji*
What do I say?
Original commend
Courtship in 2015
>>25087148
>Aryana
>ARYAN
It's too fucking obvious this is fake
>>25087148
just call her a libcuck
>>25087148
Tell her that people still read the bible and the Quaran.
>>25087148
"You know he was TIME's 1938 Person of the year? Sure he's one of the most hated people in the world but you can't deny the fact his entire brand was genius"
