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Do all of these in a day. I guarantee you will NOT be a vir
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Do all of these in a day.

I guarantee you will NOT be a virgin by end of the day.

> http://aplus.com/a/23-behaviors-of-a-gentleman-for-2015
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>>25083012

>say Please and Thank You to the convenience store cashiers I regularly see
>the girls think I'm flirting with them

I don't get it, this is beta stuff
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>>25083012
I do everything but 21 and 10 and I am a 27 year old kissless virgin. Fuck off.
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>>25083069

Are you white, tall, handsome, well dressed and have proper hygiene? If not, well you're out of luck.
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>>25083012
> 6. A gentleman rises when she enters the room.

Its not the fucking King Arthur for fucks sake
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>tips on how to be a fedora faggot
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>>25083065
You're probably physically attractive so all your interactions are automatically seen as positive and attractive.
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>be chad
>don't not be chad
there i did it
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>>25083114
I am manlet. I know that is why I am screwed for life.
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>>25083128
That would be some funny shit to see
>girl walks in the room
>some autist jumps up and just stands there awkwardly
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>>25083012
>a gentleman holds the door open for a lady
no
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>The complaint that "chivalry is dead" is so common now that it's become a cliche. But it doesn't have to be dead. Chivalry can be resurrected.

Chivalry was a code that mostly governed medieval combat between knights. I'm not to hot on my swordplay, I don't think we should bring it back.
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>>25083012
>A gentleman knows how to do things. He's the guy people look to in an emergency, whether it's a natural disaster or a social one. A gentleman is prepared to answer questions and if he doesn't know the answer, he knows where to find it. He is confident and socially adroit, able to handle any situation that life throws at him.

Excuse me, while I force myself to vomit all over my keyboard.
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It's obviously satire.
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>A gentleman pays
Nice try, roasties
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>>25083128
I do this all the time. I then move towards her and give a hug/handshake depending on situation.
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>>25083012
>http://aplus.com/a/23-behaviors-of-a-gentleman-for-2015
more like 23 tips to be frienzoned
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>>25083234

Nah, I'm a near-30 year old virgin. Only redeeming feature physically is that I'm 6'4"
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lmao list of how not to get laid honestly
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>>25083576
I guess it might work if you're a chiseled 10/10 but for us below-average folk it makes you look more like a doormat than anything

Fuck that shit
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>>25083012
But all of the things on the list already require you to have a girlfriend you fucking idiot.
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Don't fall for it my fellow robots, this
is low quality bait
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