suicide soon inshallah
what is the story
>>25083000
Why are you going to kill yourself?
templates in next posts
template 1/3
template 1/2
final one
>you will never form a suicide group pact and drink the "water"
>>25083113
If you have time to waste on /r9k/ you got time 2 lrn new skills
>>25083130
I've been in special education all my life, so I have a hard time understanding things because I'm retarded.
>>25083177
Ah okay, my mistake anon, but is there anything that you really want to do?
Do you have any hobbies that you are good at? Perhaps vidya?
mash'Allah brother
>>25083217
There isn't anything I'm good at.
>>25083037
>fat cunt
>literally retarded
>my course doesnt interest me and is only a middle ground for the course i really want to do.
> I work in Mcdonalds, and my family scream at me for even the slightest suggestion of quitting
> saying "you need the social skills and interaction as if you dont get that you will top yourself xDDDDDDDDDDD".
>basically have no friends apart from a NEET that lives 60 miles away
>probably hates me for being annoying.
>>25083079
It's been a while since I've pulled this one out
>>25083230
you look like you're a good friend to have, who always gives witty but pesimistic remarks, you look like that ideal friend that reads a lot of heidegger, hegel and kierkegaard and wakes everyone up to reality when arguments are getting to poetic
would hang out and laugh at fools with
helo this is mine
anyone want to connect with mee?
>>25083385
Truly, if you read enough hegel you'll realize IS is a pure hegelian state.
>>25083439
You don't want to become noise?
>>25083587
it's a life pulse but i guess that's quite an uninspired choice of an image
lol desu
>>25083230
u arab?
>>25083707
What music you listen to?
Fuck off Hiroshimoot, i just want to post a picture.
>>25083756
nope, i'm white.
>>25083776
mac demarco death grips tame impala nujabes
>>25083921
Ever hunt or play airsoft?
>>25084125
I do a lot of /out/ stuff indeed. But
>hunt
No. Getting guns/a license is quite complicated in my country. Also, you need someone to teach you.
>airsoft
Then again, you need a groupe of people/friends to do this.
I like anime and video games.
think about me guys!
>>25084227
Loving your ideal partner
no bullyim gonna get bullied
>>25084399
Good taste, anon. She's the ideal waifu.
>>25084486
Loving you now and 5 years ago.
>no bully
>im gonna get bullied
oh right, ZOMG1 a grill? TITS OR GTFO
>>25084486
STOP LYING YOU FUCKING ASSFUCK
>>25084240
>only 20% gay
Step it up pleb.
>>25084486I bet you looked qt with that mohawk.Bitch.There's your bullying :3
too lazy to make one on the newer template senpai
also
>HaNL is Have a nice life
>Plato is Plato collected works
just in case people were confused.
>>25084706
Nice movie taste man
>>25084680
i actually just looked like a huge lesbian
>>25084706
>>25084680
>>25084486
>>25084240
>>25084227
>>25083921
>>25083439
>>25083333
love how these are always all the same
drink bleach you fucking normal slime
>>25083052
Could I get some rates guys?
>>25084744
Ayy, exactly what I'm into.
I want to make a new one but I'm lazy
>>25084706
8/10 would hang out with
>>25084758
>he thinks am a normie.
oh brother if only these templates had the categories for fetishes, life failures, mental illness, friend counts, heartbreak counter, etc.
This thread is full of casuals.
>>25084895
Some sort of 4th dimensional hipster.
>>25084758
post yours b4 you get all bent out of shape
>get it?
>out of shape?
>>25084861
>friend counts
Let's hear it, you fake NEET posting fuck. If it's lower than the amount of friends I have I'll buy you an ice cream.
Here's a tip: I have zero friends.
>>25084963
>making one of these stupid normie templates
lol no thx
you fucking faggots might as well post your facebook while your at it
>>25084861
redditor detected
>>25085010
So do i.
Not >>25084861 btw, but one of these 'normal slimes' you quoted.
Now fuck off.
>>25083000
>the person you want to be
>able to grow a beard
seems about right
>>25084895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3C3qvH-Ck
>>25084895
>existence in the abstract
I like it!
>>25085010
I guess I win because I have zero friends and one person that really hates me so that equals to -1
also lets not stop there.
>life failures
I never passed High school, I tried to apply for 6 jobs this year and didn't get a single one, the person I was orbiting during my high school years publicly humiliated me after leading me on, my parents will always bring up my more successful brother every time they demean me, the only thing I eaten these past days were crackers and old soda.
>fetishes
Guro, NTR, Rape, monster girls, ryona, mind break, footjob, pregnant, insects, bestiality, traps, and some other stuff but I forgot.
>illnesses
Depression, Insomnia (not a mental ilness but it's fucking me up bad), bi-polar, and maybe autism or it's just that I am a social loser that look people in the eye or talk without stuttering like a spazz
>heartbreak counter.
so far 3 girls have broke my heart.
so rate me senpai, how Normie am I?
>>25085283
i can sympathize with this
except my brain is smaller
holy fuck don't turn this thread into >muh edge
>MUH LYFE IS SO WORSE THEN URS ZOMG!1 GB2 REDDIT NORMIE! GIB ATTENTION
>>25085428
but he started it though!
I've lost hope
(Original comment)
>>25085428
>GIB ATTENTION
thats always the whole fucking point of this thread you stupid nigger
its already reddit as shit in here
wish the mods would delete these
>>25085464
>pacifist
kill yourself you little tumblr shit
>>25085466
fair points, I can't really argue against that.
I just dislike it threads dissolve into arguments about being more edgy then each other.
>>25083921
>Straight with bi tendencies
what the hell are bi tendencies, they're gay tendencies
textless poots are not allowed
>>25085480
I'd love to kill my 5-years-ago-self
>>25085304
I like this list. Someone write it down and put into a template.
Just the fact that i took the time to compile this tells alot about my life.
>>25085871
>Hate
>The former colonies
Is dago butthurt really this strong?
>>25085934
I mostly hate them because the EU forces us to save boats filled with talking piles of shit.
bring me the sweet release of death
>>25086131
>Slint
>Duster
>Coil
>grouper
are you me?
you seem pretty cool got a skype or steam?
>>25086205
neither
i'm too terrified to talk to people outside of anonymous land anyway even if its through text
Rate me friends
>>25086434
Nice taste in ideal partner!
Are you what your parents wanted to be?
>>25086490
Still not self-sufficient... but i have hope... Gotta solve the neck problem tough... I've been feelin like shit since July.
>>25086565
Good luck then bro!
>>25086326
Well I am pretty chill and maybe having a person to talk to might better your mood.
my email is[email protected]if you want to communicate.
who /degenerate/ here
>>25086704I hope your degeneracy goes well and you find a qt boy. When do you plan on loosing the peen?
>>25086750
dunno whether I will
i haven't ruled it out it's just wondering whether what I'd get from the surgery
my dick doesn't bother me that much compared to the rest of my masculine features
>>25086888
I always leaned towards the "keep it" camp. I prefer peens to vagoo though, so I may hold some bias.
r8, h8, but pls no bully
bumperino bambino
pls rate familia
>>25086704
that doesnt look too bad
>>25086434
good taste in partner, terrible taste in future
>>25086131
i really like your hair
>>25084753
"You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18."
>>25087654
wow, what an unnecesarry amount of stupidity
>>25087691
no exceptions
>>25087691
It is stupid to post when you're under 18, especially considering that it reminds you every time you get back on the site. If your not smart enough to lie about it then you deserve a couple days break.
>>25087701
>>25087791
>sucking mod cock
fuck this existence in its entirety
>>25087040
why do you hate based iran?
>>25086704
at least you hate SJWs
>>25085871
>my man mussolini
10/10
>>25085577
are you a slav?
>>25085464
don't lose hope anon!
>>25088058
>why do you hate based iran?
if its infected by ISIS it needs to die, preferably by nuclear hellfire
>>25088058
>are you a slav?
H O W
O
W
>>25086131
you are the physical manifestation of the color gray
>>25088125
the person you are right now is wearing a tracksuit or something lmao pham
>>25088188
not tracksuit tbhh
the legwear are jeans
the top is a cotton zippable hoodie
the white shirt is just a jumper innit
>>25088238
looks slavic enough tee bee h
hahaha hell yeah my dudes
