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>tfw haven't showered in a week and can smell my vagina through my sweatpants
>>25082970
says the guy who would gladly suck on roast beef if he were offered it irl
>>25083018
If it was from Arby's, sure. But if you mean eating pussy, I'm not beta. Wouldn't put my mouth on a disgusting pussy.
You are ugly, fat, and unlovable.
Shoo shoo roast beef
>tfw no successful business gf to be a live in NEET cook for
That was the only good thing about yesterday's thread. Shame nothing came of it ;_;
Anyone up for a game?
Fuck this thread
Any fembots wanna talk to me on Skype? I feel like talking. It'll be fun for sure.
>>25082927
Yet you can still easily get a bf without having to bathe or have basic hygiene. If a man did that he would never have a gf.
Reminder you will never be this pretty, and are forever inferior and disgusting, roasties.
>>25083110
About what? I prefer conversation in these bait threads so anyone can join in.
Women have no personalities or interests. They are machines that run on attention.
>>25083150
About everything but more specifically nothing. I don't like conversation in these bait threads because anyone can join in.
Time to end it roasties.
Shoo shoo roast beef
Who else /addicted to their own filthy unwashed pussy stank/?
>>25083208
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. If you're a real fembot and this is true, I need to talk to you.
rollinski
>>25083208
Sometimes I wear pads when I'm not on my period because they absorb the smell better and just breathe in that nasty while peeing/pooing.
>>25083221
>real
>fembot
Even if it's an actual woman, she's probably 300+ lbs
>>25083208
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25083208
YES, I love the stank of my pussy, although it's embarrassing if other people can smell it.
Ok fembots.
I need you help.
A real qt left his skype in a public thread and I googled it since we both life in the same shithole country. Turns out he's pretty cute and has the same kind of work as me.
I've sent almost a month looking through all I can find on him on the internets. He isn't an attention whore, but posts in various forums under the same name. We like the same vidya and he likes anime. In other words, we're pretty compatible.
However, I feel really, really selfconcious about adding him saying I found him on 4chan. I am sure he'll think less of me because of it. But adding him pretending we've met through work feels like raging psychotic levels of lying.
I really want him as my e-bf, what can I do?
>>25083282
>>25083263
Please kill yourselves roasties, you are not welcome here. Your damp holes mean nothing, stop fishing for attention.
Say it with me:
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
>>25083134
she looks like an albino sloth, and her nose is very lulzy 3/10 I'm prettier than her
>>25083221
No thanks, CREEP!
>>25083290
Message him and don't act like a sperg
>>25083290
How long ago did this happen?
>tfw the truest robots because we are rejected by literally everyone
>tfw no man could ever understand
>>25083282
Please let me smell your stinky pussy some time. Can you tell me more about it?
>>25083316
>i'm prettier than her
>posting on /r9k/
ok roastie
Also
>she doesn't get the joke
>>25083290
You could, you know, tell the truth and stop being a dumb bitch.
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25083101
OY VEY! Rolling for trips.
>>25083290
I'm going to stop you here and say it'd probably be a dream come true of his if you were just honest.
do guys really hate roast beef pussy or is it just a meme?
>>25083290
If he uses 4chan, why should you be ashamed to use it too? Just be casual about it and don't meme too hard. He will probably welcome a female making the first move regardless of which website you found him on.
Ps never ever ever tell him about your internet snooping.
>>25083344
Good b8
>>25083352
Stop putting disgusting bleeding sweating pissing discharging pussy on a pedestal. You are giving her the attention she wants, stop encouraging the Arby's meat.
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25083398
It's a meme, but there's obviously people who'll find it unattractive
>>25083399
girls that use 4chan are creepier than guys who use it
>>25083398
Not memeing or joking, I hate it. It's disgusting. I don't care if it's genetic or not, it's so nasty. It looks dirty, loose, and stinky.
Please get off our board.
>>25083422
Bro if he uses 4chan chances are he will be grateful for attention he receives from any woman
>>25083263
....
I gotta make my girl do this
>>25083424
you just need to bee a real man
>>25082927
now timestamp your vag of fuck off
>>25083434
Keep fighting the good fight
Reminder to SAGE with every post in a "fembot" feels thread.
Roasties go back to Arby's, SHOO SHOO!
>>25083364
What's the joke lel? make me laugh, prove that you're capable of humour besides saying the same thing over and over to try and b8 innocent people. Also, you just wish I were a roastie so you could validate your virginity by "GIRLS ONLY WANT CHAD LOL ROASTIE" truth is, you're just ugly with a shit personality. Go cry about it, big baby. If anything, you are the joke :)
>>25083422
Not really... my friend
>>25083450
Real men get Culver's not Arby's
>>25082927
why haven't you showered in a week you gross smelly slut? if you do not shower, you will get vaginosis and that smells like a hundred hobos.
>>25083398
Mostly meeming, but it's really about aesthetics
It's like a noticeably asymmetric pair or tits, a weirdly curved dick, or hairy pepperoni nipples. There's nothing wrong with it in function, it just doesn't look good and can really piss in someones sexual attraction cereal.
fembot
>inb4 300 replies
>>25083468
>roastie getting this toasted
If you don't understand the joke you need to lurk a bit more until you do.
>implying I'm a virgin
I flew close to the Sun but managed to get out alive. My conclusion- AVOID ROASTIES
Shoo shoo roast beef, you are ugly and unlovable
>>25083525
>300
>That low estimate
Anon pls
>>25083290
uhhh, just move on.. you're kinda stalking. met my bf on ytmnd but i knew him for a couple years before we even were on eachother's radar. most cute guys will get really skeeved by stalking
>>25082970
>>25083018
>>25083045
>>25083184
>>25083266
>>25083309
>>25083364
>>25083398
>>25083402
>>25083530
>beef
yall niggers got fucking triggered.
>>25083538
>>25083525
Fight the good fight, SAGE and do everything you can to ruin "fembot" feels threads.
These posts brought to you by MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
>>25083530
>SHE DOESN'T LE GET THE JOKE HAHA
>doesn't explain what his "joke" is
I'm waiting, butthurt anon. Look, I can just reply to your comment and you'll get all huffy and upset. Dry your tears in my roastie flaps, sad little manlet virgin.
How come women are incapable of taking bants, ever? Not even on 4chan? They also post really long replies.
>>25083290
men also hate being lied to. thats the worst thing you can do actually. once they find out you are lying, the good guys will never trust you again. the shitty guys won't give a shit and will just fuck you anyway
>>25083572
>mfw not saging
>>25083572
>Again
Umm
>>25083574
>being this toasted
lol
>>25083571
Not angry anon, just trying to save this board from attention whoring roast beef.
Shoo shoo roast beef!
>tfw when kind of attracted to a robot guy from r9k i talked to online, but afraid of getting into a relationship with him since guys from 4chan are all mean
>>25083572
also remember to ignore tripfags
>>25083623
Is he mean?
>>25083611
hm im from /b/ so im used to this shit, just deal with it, i mean its 4chin.
>>25083629
This man is wise, filter tripfags or just hide their posts if you don't have the extension.
>>25083623
You could try asking him on a date to Arby's.
Shoo shoo roast beef, reminder that you are ugly, fat, and unlovable
>>25083645
>i'm from b, so i'm hardcore
women from b are the worst
>>25083623
go to /pol the guys there are all privileged white cuties with lots of $$$ girls are only drawn to this part of the board because everyone on here is an asshole, but if you get to know any fella here, he'll do a 180, fall in love, and act like a needy annoying faggot and be really off putting.
>>25083629
nobody ever follows this advice since all robots love giving girls on r9k attention. Weirdo r9k girls are their ideal gfs
>>25083611
LOL BUT WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY THEN
CAN'T EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION
ANGRY NECKBEARD
SHOO SHOO YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKER
REMINDER THAT THESE THREADS ARE THE EQUIVALENT TO BLACK SAFE SPACE THREADS ON STORMFRONT
Say it with me everyone!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
>>25083684
>women from b are the worst
>4chan
>women
ok anon
>>25083757
lol
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25083498
>tfw roastie with asymmetrical tits and hair pepperoni nips
>ugly asymmetrical face too
Life is so fucking unfair
>>25083586
Those aren't really females you dumb nerd
>>25083623
>tfw when
i hope this is b8
>>25083645
Everyone on 4chan is "from b". It's an entryway.
>>25083775
BAWWWWWW MUH INFILTRATE DA 4CHAN WAAAAAAAA NOBODY ELSE IS LIKING MY AUTISTIC POSTS I BET IF I KEEP REPEATING MYSELF SOMEONE WILL RESPOND FINALLY
>>25083794
Disgusting, roastie, sorry to hear that you are inferior to this specimen in every way.
>>25083846
then why rage
>>25083852
lol (laugh out loud)
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25083878
Who is raging.
I'm obviously not rosefag, as I'm not posting rose
>>25083794
Gurl with that kind of damage you could easily pull off a long distance relationship with some other ugly fuck and play some World of Warcraft together and live happily ever after.
I know it'll work out because a guy I know is in a relationship like that.
>But I want the dick!
You'll be fine, just rememberto beeeeeeeee yurself :^)
>>25083916
Nice variation on the post from yesterday.
My boyfriend plucks his facial hair with tweezers instead of shaving.
wouldn't shaving be a lot more convenient and do a better job?
Individually plucking every hair is tedious and you're guaranteed to miss some hairs by not pulling it from the root or because the hair isn't long enough to be plucked.
>>25083916
>including all her typos in the copypasta
>only waiting like a day after the original to post it
Pretty bad tbqhf
>>25084014
Sounds like he doesn't want to take the easy way out.
Fuck off roastie whore
>>25084014
End your life roastie
Shoo shoo roast beef
>go to stormfront
>post black safe space thread
>why do i get hatred
???
>>25083933
>you could easily pull off a long distance relationship with some other ugly fuck and play some World of Warcraft together and live happily ever after.
Sweet, sweet lies. I'd bf any one of you here on r9k but at best you'd just use me for an easy fuck then laugh at me on here because somehow in your twisted minds that means you got revenge on the Stacies who rejected you in highschool
REMINDER TO NEVER, EVER PUT DISGUSTING, SWEATY, BLEEDING, PISSING, DISCHARGING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
Shoo shoo roast beef
have any fembots here ever felt attracted to their own brother?
>>25084155
Do you play shitty grand strategy games?
>>25084158
reminder that as a man in 2016+ you will be required to drink pussy sweat, blood, discharge and piss to maintain a relationship
how would you feel if your girlfriend admitted that she jerked off her brother once?
It has always been a huge fantasy of mine to have a submissive NEET girlfriend who spends her free time watching yaoi on her computer and avoiding hygiene.
In my mind I'd fixate myself as her master, who keeps her locked in a chastity belt 4 - 5 times out of the week, making her beg to be fucked during this period of time. I'd massage her, have her rest up against me as I embrace her from behind. I'd tease her relentlessly until she squirms, begging me to unlock her and take my throbbing hard cock.
During time time, I would be wearing a suit. My primary interest is funding her NEET habits at the cost of her obedience towards me in every single way. I would, upon hearing her beg, decide if she has been good enough to be fucked. The type of sex (rough, gentle) would be entirely up to her. If the situation permits, I myself might shave her since she's likely to have neglected this aspect.
After it's all set and done, I'd put her chastity belt back on, kiss her on the forehead and be on my way.
>>25084155
lol, in the words of Trump, Miss Roastie:
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Reminder you will never be as pretty as her and all of you roasties are forever inferior.
>>25084203
I'd break up with her on the spot.
I'd also tell her to get the fuck off my board
>>25084158
ur just mad because ur wife looks like an alien lel
>>25084155
>Calls me the liar
>"I'd bf any one of you here on r9k"
And the pot calls the kettle black
>>25084200
There is nothing more beta than eating pussy.
The only way to eat roast beef and retain your dignity is if you're at Arby's.
>>25084229
Fight the good fight friend.
>>25084233
lol
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25082927
Fembots, how do I breakup with my socially anxious girlfriend who is very in love with me?
>>25084167
No, that's sick. My brother has made it very clear that he wants to fuck too but if he ever touched me I would break him
>>25084291
>waaaaaahhhhhhhhh
is this seriously the best you can do?
all you've proven is that you're a butthurt sad beta kuk
>>25084314
Gently
>>25084343
lol
>>25084332
End your life roastie
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25084364
Doesn't answer my fucking question, slut.
>>25083101
will you filthy racist stormfag Nazis please leave my fucking ch0n! Jesus I can't go in a single thread without hearing "Hurr blacks are apes hurrr" or "the holocaust didnt' happen hurrr" It seriously displays your intelligence if you think the holocaust was fake because obviously you dropped out of school before you were able to read about it in countless fucking textbooks.
>>25084314
fuck off normmie
>>25084493
Hello JIDF
REMINDER THAT ROASTIES WHO POST ON HERE ARE SUBHUMANS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION BY MAKING THREADS ALL ABOUT THEIR DAMP HOLE.
Fight the good fight, toast as many roasties as you possibly can.
Say it with me!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
>>25084499
I was a robot once like you. And then I failed as a normie. You don't know the pain, robot.
>>25084381
Take your shitty relationship problems elsewhere, faggo
>Women can be robots to. Stop being sexist
>>25084375
>(you)ing every female's post itt
Thanks sweetie :-)
>men all want 10/10 stacies
>you will never be good enough
>kill myself or kill all men first???
>>25084533
>calling someone autistic
>r9k
are you forgetting where we are?
>>25084554
>a sourceless chart made by a bitter 4chan male makes it true
>>25084552
Take your damp hole elsewhere, roastie.
>>25084588
lol
>>25084554
Thank you for fighting the good fight robot!
Unfortunately I have to go, but never forget to
>TOAST
>THE
>ROAST
Say it with me everyone!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!!!
THESE POSTS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
>>25084589
this is 1/10 b8 only cause I replied
>>25084618
why are you even here?
you're not even redpilled
>>25084620
Men are literally so evil, they are the most evil human beings on the planet.
They do nothing but ruin and tarnish youthful femininity and destroy every chance they get.
Women are creators - men are destroyers. That's just the way it is. KILL ALL MEN!!
>tfw grown woman in early twenties but still cry often
>i always try to make myself be taken seriously but this makes me seem like kind of a baby
>must be those damn period hormones
>>25084660
lol thanks for the laugh
>>25084598
I wasn't calling him autistic.
>>25084694
>tfw no crybaby gf
>>25084655
>everyone has to have the same beliefs to browse my board!
Sorry to infiltrate your bs hugbox
>>25082927
Me on the right
Don't mute me mr robot
>>25084618
>a sourceless chart made by a bitter 4chan male makes it true
You want source? GO OUTSIDE! !!!!!
>>25084729
>ywn caress her, and cuddle her to sleep everynight and say sweet things to her
>>25084694
This happens to me too, only around my period. It's shameful.
>>25084764
The reason normies tend to not be "redpilled" is BECAUSE they go outside, talk to people, and gain different perspectives.
>>25084791
it makes you cute
>>25084729
>>25084786
>men literally want a big baby they can fuck then complain when women act childish
>>25084854
men are just fucking retarded i hate all men kill all men srs post
>>25084854
I never complain about women being childish. /r9k/ isn't one person
>>25082927
Fuckin' disgusting go shower you piece of human filth
>>25084846
I want to be respected and treated like an equal, not coddled so much that I never grow or become stronger
>>25084907
reee, stacieeeee
>>25084733
that's not what I'm implying at all,
but it's okay I guess you can continue to live in the comfort of the world you've been conditioned to accept all your life without questioning it
good work, sheep!
>>25084866
>>25084846
>>25084786
Are men capable of love or do they all just want someone to make them feel superior and dominant?
>>25084864
kek man here v true
>>2508497
>you can't respect someone and comfort them when they're sad
You aren't a man and I don't want to treat you like one
>>25084947
For this roastie >>25084907
>>25084907
no normal women allowed!
this thread is only for shutin fembot neets who dream of becoming housewives, lazing around at home all day who take care of their babies and accept their robot husbands' dickings every night
>>25084821
It's not even red pill. It's straight up facts. At least most of it. Nobody cares a woman is too short , ugly, poor, and bad communication skills, or too dependant. People will still care for them. It barely happens to men.
Get #Rekt roasties, this awaits you in the near future. Just laugh it up whilst you can Cindy.
>>25082927
Why is this pic so nice :3c?
>>25085073
Because the girls in the pic aren't ugly like the original
>>25082927
>fem
>bot
i don't understand, these two things do not fit together
>trains and tripfags replaced by roseposting
>>25085057
>that is one of my favorite vidsimawful
>>25084937
>Are women capable of love? Or they just want someone to feel vulnerable and submissive with? Do do they hate emotional males?
Christmas time is 'pity sex with your orbiter' time. Around Christmas, I let my orbiter cuddle with me naked and feel me up. Only rule is that his penis doesn't go inside me.
FUCK YOU SARAH PANICO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25085073
You are now aware that 4chan is full of girls pretending to be guys pretending to be gay
>>25085057
>>25085188
Holy shit, Link Link Link Link Link, Please!!!
Hi femanons :)
Want to be my girlfriend?
>>25084518
fuck you you stupid subhuman stormfag you are the cancer of this entire site, shitty white scum like you have ruined this world.
>>25085391
your powers have no effect here slimy merchant!
>>25085364
kara price vidal
>>25085391
Calm down shlohmo, just think of all the shekels you'll get for this shilling
i like girlssssss sometimes
Any cis lesbian fembots in southern Indiana?
>>25085378
No creep :)
>>25085502
>Dykes
>Human
Your board is this way >>>/lgbt/
>>25085191
I want a partner. I know normie men all want a submissive little fuck doll, but I thought maybe robots would think differently. Now I see that the only difference between guys here and Chad is their level of sexual attractiveness.
>>25085651
I want someone to play vidya with and cuddle.
>>25084937
>>25085651
I want a girl who I can view as as an equal, not someone who is too submissive or wants to be in charge all the time.
Unless you're talking sexually in which case I'm switch masterrace.
>>25085471
don't be a dick bro
>>25085782
google it m8
All I want for Christmas is my boyfriend back.
none of you are even real, why would a female see any need to come to a place like this?
On the other hand, if you've got to such a low point where you impersonate women to introduce a ray of imagined joy into the empty void of your lives, then i salute you. True robottery.
>>25084973
I wanna keep a guy as my slave, force him to clean the house naked and I can rape him whenever I want.
>>25085949
I-I'll do that
>>25085949
please, so very please
>at McDonald's eating french fries by myself
>some girl comes up to me and says she's recognizes me from my Youtube channel while I have a mouth full of fries
>hands too greasy from burgers and fries so I hoeverhand her while we take a selfie
>look at the picture she took
>ketchup smears all over my mouth
>>25085974
>>25085961
How do I find a good slave boy?
/r9k/ is a pathetic fucking board
and I'm not even talking about the loser neckbeard beta NEET fat fucks here...
>>25086024
By giving me your contact
>>25083316
Post pics? I want to see how pretty you are.
>>25086028
don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>25086024
The rr and gfd threads that are now only on /d/ would probably help, or you could take me
>>25085883
What happened?
>>25085651
I want an equal partnership marriage;she should be more assertive and opinionated than me
>>25085991
you're a dirty girl
>no bf
/thread
>>25085991
Is this reviewbrah? If not post youtube channel pls
>>25086097
Hey, I'll be your bf.
/thread
I don't really care about having a career. I would be happy just working retail jobs as long as I can afford a living. I'm not really smart or talented so not like I could go to college or do anything fancy.
>>25086362
Me neither, but retail isn't comfy. Office work is god tier, I got lucky with a well paying customer service job that is entirely over email so I can listen to my ipod all day.
>>25082927
>No tits and timestamp
GTFO
Also sage
Any fembots want a live in neet housekeeping bfr?
>>25086477
*bf
Not sure how I messed that one up
who /bathbomb/ here?
>go to anime convention with boyfriend
>Sam Pepper imitators that ask to do lewd things in front of your boyfriend on camera
people need to know that those kind of 'kissing hot girls' pranks are faked. don't try to pull that shit in real life.
>>25086477
Kind of, in the future maybe. How much does it cost to support two people? I only earn ~1k a week, but I have a lot of money saved.
>>25086574
I don't know. I'm the neet ;_;
>2 days without mystery shitting up threads
I-is it over? Is she finally gone?
I want a boyfriend, but I'll be annoyed with the whole attending to all his needs thing. I spent a great deal of my highschool and college days being angry at seeing others being happy. I would feel like I became the enemy if i started doing public displays of affections.
>>25086774
I'll date you.
I'm pretty shy when it comes to PDAs, so I only did it rarely with my previous girlfriends.
>>25086774
>Girl that doesn't like pda
Good that shit is cancer
>>25086939
>previous girlfriends
REEEE NORMIE GET OUT
only here can you be elitist about not having a girlfriend
>>25086113
Wouldn't that be nice, he does post here sometimes
who here masturbates in front of a mirror with zoom in capacity and lighting?
>>25086674
Hopefully. She'll probably be back soon though, the attention she gets here is too strong.
>>25087146
I'm a guy who does this occasionally. Feels good for some reason
>it's a girls world, and boys only live in it
>>25087836
>women are this delusional
Nice try Aussie
>>25082927
That turns me on, please be in the NYC metropolitan area.
>>25086508
you're not supposed to shit in the tub anon
>>25087975
you're not supposed to defecate or urinate in the tub because the pipes and plumbing of bathtubs aren't meant to handle human waste.
I like that cunty funky smell.
>>25088538
You know pipes are pipes, right?
>>25083208
>>25083263
>>25083282
>tfw havent showered in a couple days but used my electric razor to trim my bush and all I could smell was stank.
kind of nice tbqhfam
>>25088784
Pics?
Very original question
>>25087931
>implying you don't want Aussie pussy
>>25090394
What's your email?
>>25090394
You've gotten lewder since I emailed you
>>25083086
I've long wanted to be house husband to a successful woman. She could go out and work and bring home the proverbial bacon and I'd stay home, clean, cook lunch for us (I like cooking) and massage her feet when she came home (I also like feet). I'd give her stress free home life and she'd give me money for consoles and anime, it'd be perfect.
>>25090435
>>25090441
you guys can't talk to me because you spill your boy seed too much. Thats gross and you're addicted to masturbating.
>>25090604
I'm New York anon
>>25090604
Move to New Zealand and let me fuck you. It'd be nice to show an Aussie girl what it means to truly make love.
>>25090596
I know how you feel anon
W-We'll make it someday right ;_;
the fact this thread is dying now is fact there are no fembots. All the femanons are out at parties on friday night. If are there any real fembots out there, make yourselves be known.
>>25091573
>he won't let the thread die
one of the worst things you can do for a woman you're trying to romance is to stand up for her when she is wronged. She needs to feel strong and independent. She needs to know that you don't just see her as a damsel in distress. You may give her advice or just get her some encouragement to help her stand against wrong doers and bullies, but you shouldn't help her in a way that's too direct. She needs to feel like it's her decision. Support her, but don't hold her hand. She needs to know that you see her as a capable adult.
>>25090604
>Tfw haven't masterbated in over a year.
>>25091573
Not going to post a pic so no one will believe me, but femanon here. Never been to a partyhowever my boyfriend's at one right now.
Fembots don't exist.
Can't let this thread die until it hits 300
>>25086037
naw dude but nice b8. The last time I posted on here was a giant mistake but it was kinda funny at the time, never again though
So, what's in it for chicks to be here with all the mysoginy? Not even REE'in, just curious, I assume there are similar communities that are nicer to roastbros.
>>25093121
>bragging about your looks and not posting a picture
Man confirmed
>tfw finally got accepted into animation school
it has absolutely nothing to do with being a girl at all, but I'm just really happy and I don't have any close friends to gush to about it
>>25083086
>>25090596
>the year is 2150
>women have taken over the entire world
>the roles of the patriarchy have been reversed
>females are required only to give birth
>men have started lactating in order to feed the newly born
>they're the ones doing household tasks now
>the world is in harmony once more
>asymmetrical relationships are the norm again
>>25093221
Good for you anon. I'm sure you'll do great.
>>25093221
Will you be my girlfriend? You can show me your animations and we can cuddle and watch them together.
>>25093146
hahahahah not bragging, otherwise I'd go into detail ;) can I....?
anyway here's muh stats
big brown eyes, I've been told which are pretty
long dark thick eyelashes, looks like I'm wearing makeup
nice eyebrows, kinda bushy but I keep em natural
good skin, very smooth and relatively clear when I'm not binge-eating doritos
nice nose despite being jewy and not ideal, could be worse
"rosebud" lips lmao
round face, chubby cheeks, good face shape
high cheek bones
nice teeth
5'4 110 lbs of potatoey goodness
I'm not bad meh
>>25082927
No NO.
FUCKING STOP. All you WRANS deserve to get raped.
>>25093453
I'm jerking off to this. Just so you know.
>>25093453
Please post a pic familia
I really want to see this ;_;
What's the worst that could happen?
>>25083086
>tfw you fantasized about this for a while until you realized you're not even functional enough to do simple domestic chores and make a relationship work
There ain't nothin in this world for me.
>>25090604
Ayy girl if you in perth i got a juicy 7 incher for you, im tall and attractive:-)
>>25093453
I'd drop an email if I didn't know better. I get the feeling that you is a dude, bb
>>25082927
c-can I smell your vagina through your sweatpants?
>>25093495
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, SON
ok I don't know what the worst would be but this one guy threatened to doxx me and come kill my family one time, another guy was really adamant on replying to everything I posted from then on saying MEAN WORDS.jpg
meh just stuff like that that kinda makes me a bit mad or paranoid, and doxx guy scared me >.< also this guy >>25093485
jk he's not that bad but what if he jizzed on my pictures? 0.o I'd die... also like what if I don't meet your expectations lol jk but what if I get e-stalked :o I already sucked myself off anyway in being all "not-humble" (is there a word for that?) anyway, take my word for it ;) lel
>>25093784
Could you just send a pic to a throwaway email then?
>>25093784
is this the keeks anon from before?
>>25083623
>but afraid of getting into a relationship with him because he's not Chad
FTFY
>>25093830
actually you know what? I did post a picture here bfore lmao so I will just post that one! >.< not scared bcaus most certainly someone saved it already -.- and meh I'll get stalked, you guys want to kill me already anyway, I kinda talked myself up a bit though
>>25093930
Alright
Post the picture
>>25093885
Idk, is this the you anon from before? ;)
jk but yes it is I <3
you remembered me senpai
>that feel when ugly 4/10 skinnyfat dumb piece of crap
>no friends, good at ruining all friendships
>never leave the house unless it's necessary like I need food
>family hates me
>no bf
>health problems galore
>don't even enjoy posting on r9k anymore, my only last hobby
Waiting for the day I finally have the balls to kill myself, I guess.
>>25094001
>skinnyfat
My favorite
Post belly :3
>>25094072
Oh it's you again.
I think I made you upset when you first posted pics
>>25094088
Hahahah were you the qr dick guy or the really rude guy?
>>25094072
Not only do you sound like a retard, you are mediocre looking. Don't whine about your self esteem when you actually think you're prettier than >>25083134
>>25093967
your writing style is very noticeable. i lost my keeks folder so i cant post her anymore. how are things at the reserve?
>>25094072
you should probably not post your picture here
>>25094112
I don't know
I just said you were cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
ROSTIE LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25094114
They look practically the same. Same round face. Just one has long blond hair.
The "pretty""girl"you posted has a very androgynous and plain face. Aka r9k's shitty ideal
>>25094155
Men who like androgynous blondes or northeast asians always have strong homosexual urges for some reason
it's like the recipe of being low test and insane
