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How social are your parents?
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I think my dad is a wannabe chad, decent social circle but tries too hard to look good in front of people. My mum however stays in most of the time, only really going out to shops and stuff. Her social skills are decent and she has a few friends so I don't quite understand why desu
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Dad is never married Chad who has never paid child support because he sweet talks the women into not asking for it. I have 14 half siblings that I know about.

Mom is just some stupid bitch that whines and bitches all the time for thinking Chad would commit to her. She is alone and will die alone because she refused to settle for anything less than Chad. She has no friends.
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>>25082908
My mom is a fucking Stacy. She's had six figure men lusting after her and she's obese. Too bad she's 5'7" so she ain't entirely rolly polly olly. But I've seen this bitch naked, idk how any man wants her used up fat ass with 2 kids from 2 different men and a single mother. She may be a great cook, but she's a dumbass. I don't know how when she talks people listen. She can't even pull out an ethernet cable without throwing a temper tantrum.

I'm skinny and a young virgin, and no older man has ever wanted to have sex with me. I don't mean relationship, I never get hit on, nothing. I just wish I got the fucking offer, wish I was worth approaching. I've been rated average by a Chad too. Go fucking figure. An obnoxious bitch gets dick and a quiet, endearing and completely subservient (not useless, I meant useful and subservient) girl gets NOTHING.
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>>25082987
>calls mum a dumbass bitch
>complains about never getting hit on
wew lass, i think i see the problem
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Dad is a confused chad. For the past 15 years he's sat in his one bedroom apartment aline for the most part. He has severe depression issues, and I know back when he was younger he plowed a bunch of girls. Him and my mom weren't together very long at all. My mom has 6 kids total decided among 3 different dads. She is an old used up 45 year old skank who still believes she deserves chads. She tries to contact me often but I'll text her at most occasionally. I don't have it in me to tell her how bad I hate her, I'd rather just ignore her.
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>>25082987
>wahhhhhhh chad doesn't want me it's not fair :((((
Fuck off you stupid bimbo
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My mom wasn't allowed to have friends when she was growing up, but she has some now since she's an adult and has become more social. My dad doesn't have any though, the only people that he talks to is family.
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My dad hides his autism pretty well. Mom has a few friends that she goes out with occasionally.
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>>25083105
>>25083029
Nobody likes me. Fuck you.
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>>25082908
post moar of her and I will answer.
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>tfw father put his dick in crazy and you are the result
He's like some introverted but social normie, but my mother is neurotic as fugg and pretty antisocial.

>>25082987
I could give you something if you like bby.
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>>25083526
It's hard to get people to like you when you come across so bitchy in your posts desu senpai

Why don't you try approaching that six figure chad yourself if you want bux so much
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>>25082908
my dad is ultrasocial and obnoxious, I don't know if I'd consider him a chad, as he's fairly modest, in his day he might've been, I'm not sure.
My mom had many social difficulties growing up, she's still fairly socially anxious, but she has and always had a circle of friends.
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>>25082908
Both are total social retards, none has friends and they cant even get along with their own family in a natural not-forced way.
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My dad's the cool, asocial guy who slightly mocks other people but is still likeable witty and funny, that everyone wants to hang out with. I'm not even joking. He doesn't care much for socializing with people who are unintelligent or without humour though.

Man, I just wish I was more like him.
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Dad was high school football player with a bachelors degree. He makes almost 150k a year working 4 days a week and one of them are at one. He has a small group of friends he has had since elementary school. They get together once a month.

Mom was a cheerleader and has 1 fat friend. Most of her friends are here 6 sisters. She cheated on my dad leading to their divorce and married a manlet with a history of violence and is making around 200k a year. She makes like 60k a year working from home.
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>>25082908

Which girlsdoporn number is this?
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My dad was a Chad. He played baseball for the U of Oregon and got drafted by the Padres but quit after single A. He was always pretty social until only recently when I think he developed autism or something. He retired early and then he and my mom moved back in with my grandma. Now all he does is sit in his rocking chair, listen to steely Dan and call my mom's dachshund a faggot.

My mom is still pretty social.
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Dad died. He was decently social with other people but hardly ever spoke to me or anyone at home. Mom is a total shut-in. Hates going outside, has no friends. The only people she speaks to on the phone are family members occasionally and whenever she finishes she immediately talks shit about them.
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>>25083797
what the fuck does your dad do to make that kind of money
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>>25083630
I don't want the bux. I only showed an example of how worthless she is but gets everything.
Everyone on r9k comes off as a huge cunt when they post, you act as if I do exactly what I write on r9k in real life. If 4chan translates into your reality there is something wrong with you.
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>>25084322
He basically runs the servers for some big corporation. Hes on call 24/7 if there are problems though.
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>>25084527
>everything you do on r9k comes across as a huge cunt
>projecting

Why are you so jealous of your mum? I would understand if it was some random stacy, but what has she done to you to make you dislike her so much?
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>>25083806
Sorry lads, just some pic that I saved randomly
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>>25084789
>Why are you so jealous of your mum?
She has more of a life than I do while being an idiot who only made mistakes, one of those mistakes being me. And she told me I was a mistake too. My older brother was planned unlike me.
>I would understand if it was some random stacy, but what has she done to you to make you dislike her so much?
To summarize she's been putting me down all my life, abusive, neglect, chased away every friend I struggled to make, always threatening me, and has no remorse or responsibility for any of it. I'm sitting here in my room all alone while she's at the third party this week with her friends.
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>>25082908
Failed normies, borderline robot tier.

In 20 years of life with them, i saw them inviting people/being invited less than 5 times in total (close relatives excepted).
They are both anxious, poorly dressed, lonely, rich betas.
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>>25082908
Dad is a mentally ill robot with zero friends, moms only friends are from work but she nevet meets them outside of work cause dad drags her down socially
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>>25083797
>60k from home
What does she do?
>>25084891
>chased away every friend I struggled to make
Iktf, my parents were always overprotective and never let me go out as a kid, now they complain about how I'm inside all day

Either move out or just pretend to like her in the hope she'll be nicer to you, that's what I do anyway
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>>25082908
my father has no friends outside of his job and is a cuck, my mother cucks him regularly with a collague of hers and this has been going on for like 14 years
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>>25082908
Both my parents are exactly alike. Chad and Stacey. Lots of money. Super in love with each other. They married a week after meeting. It's been thirty+ years.
Makes me sick.
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Mom and Dad were minor league stacy and chad back in the day (dad's borderline manlet, only 5'8").

Dad still tries to be Chad but he's not pulling it off anymore so he drinks and tries to live vicariously through the accomplishments of his children. Mom went full christian and is devout but same thing, tries to live vicariously through the accomplishments of her children.

All of us are pretty fucked up because we all have a sense that our worth is based entirely on our accomplishments. It's a constant stress and the younger kids are showing signs of cracking under the pressure.
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>>25082908
My dad used to be a Chad back when he was young. Hell, he kinda still is, some of my sister's friends in their 20s want to bang him. Now he's more like a cool loner Chad.

My mom isn't a robot or a Stacy, but she has always been a social butterfly. She still goes out with her friends almost every weekend.

And then there's me, a pathetic friendless 20 year old KV; and my older sister, who I'm pretty sure isn't a Stacy but she's still a fucking normie with lots of friends
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Extremely social, they used to to those things where hundreds of people would come over to sponsor some politician.

Those were cozy tbqh though, me and my best friend would be upstairs under the covers watching power rangers and sneaking candy from the cupboard every so often, daring each other to take more.
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My dad is a bizarre mix of Chad and introvert. He's outgoing, funny, confident, etc, he works in a high up leadership position, he can easily talk to people (eg always teases cashier girls, makes friends with younger people at uni somehow), but he really just doesn't care for having lots of friends or being social. He wants to spend time with our small family and that's about it. He's never, ever inappropriate with or about women though, I've never seen him be anything but completely polite and platonic with them and when talking about them (probably because he has daughters).

My mum is a bit of a nerd but she has her running friends and her book club and she's always been pretty chatty with other mums. Doesn't like partying or going out too much, just likes her hobbies.
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Dads's pretty sociable but was bullied as a child and has a lot of insecurity. Makes up for it by acting tough as fuck and raging at anybody who annoys him or who he deems as inferior to him. Tries too hard in social situations to be funny, liked and accepted. Mum's a natural social butterfly who picks up people wherever she goes. People automatically respect her and like her. Tends to only have superficial relationships though, never had anyone around the house and she never really has any deep relationships with friends and family.

I'm pretty quiet and shy in many social situations. Fucking hate myself for it. I look like a chad so I come across as aloof when really I'm just nervous as fuck. Can be funny at times and certain people do really like me but my insecurity and general faggotness stop me from forming close bonds. Just wish I could naturally generate conversation.
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both my parents are basically shut ins, except are super successful career wise, one is an engineer and the other a lawyer. I'm pretty naturally smart too but a huge shut in, we can all hold up around normies alright but as soon as we come home mum just goes iPad, dad TV and me computer for the next 6 hours until we sleep with the exception of dinner

>tfw family of cyborgs
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dad is very social and goes out on bike rides and trips to the pub with his friends all the time. he's not a chad though, he's 5'9" and bald (his genes fucked my shit up real bad, 5'8" and my hairline started receding at 16 wew). he's got some sociopathic tendencies too, he never listens to what people tell him and he often acts impulsively (he's lost friends because of this). i don't know how successful he is with women, i know he's had at least one gf before he married my mom and he keeps condoms in his drawer even though my parents don't have sex anymore (???)
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>>25082908

My father is a weird mix between a Chad and a beta. Confident, outgoing, humorous, bombastic, generally doesn't give a flying fuck about anything except enjoying life. He's a former college athlete, an entrepreneur, a White House staffer under Reagan, a Louisiana oil man, a CEO and a world traveler. Man knows how to live. And while all that seems good and Chaddy, he's never been quite as degenerate as a baseline Chad. Never smoked, hates drugs with a passion, never really that promiscuous (even in college), even hates coffee. He drinks enough for the both of us, though I'm not complaining. I could ask for a worse drinking buddy.

My mother is a wannabe southern socialite and chatterbox, except she's a closeted introvert and probably has some latent anxiety issues. My dad thrives in social scenes. Parties, outings, travel, whatever, he loves it. My mother puts a pleasant face on during, but becomes a spiteful, passive-aggressive shrew and an anxious wreck before and after.

I'm a bit of both, but thankfully lean more towards my dad. I like activity, I like people (more or less). I like quiet hours and being alone, but that's not my entire life. I'd follow that magnificent bastard to the ends of the earth. Especially if it led the opposite way from my mother.
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My dad isn't much of a social person. He isn't really friends with anyone except for maybe one guy he works with, and he's a lot younger than my pops. My step mom is the same, but she's a quiet little sweetheart who could befriend anyone honestly.

My mom is a cheating and lying woman but I sympathize with her greatly. She deals with too much shit here at home with me and my brother and my step dad. Step dad is an annoying prick who thinks he's better than everyone just because he's super rich and went from rags to riches. He's a jerk with a terrible and scary temper and I'm not surprised he doesn't have any real friends desu
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>>25082908
is it normal for your parents to have friends? mine never have as adults. my mom had some in high school but drifted away afterwards. i don't think my dad ever had any except his cousin when they were in their early teens
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>>25082987
GTFO ROASTIE BITCH
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