>getting a haircut
last time was hell
I just cut my own hair...
But my hair is curly so it's not as hard I think if your hair is straight...
>>25082608
It only takes like 20-30 mins...
Spend some extra cash and go to a good salon. They will take care of you really well if you go to a good one.
Also, hair grows back, chill out faggot.
>>25082608
At the beginning of the school i cut my hair but i really don't know wich style I should pick so I say to the hair cutter "Surprise me"... i end so fucking bald
>>25082663
its not the hair im afraid of
>>25082608
>tfw haven't had a haircut since 2012
feels so good man
>tfw I can never get my hair cut just the way I want it
>tfw blind without glasses so I can't really see what the barber is doing and let him/her know when it's short enough or not.
>paying money to experience shame and embarrassment
get some clippers and buzz your own hair
>>25082945
where can i learn?
>>25082608
You just have to find a barber you can put up with anon,
I've been going to the same guy for the last 5 years, and we always have interesting discussions about the current state of the world, interesting books, film, art
As long as you have something to talk about 20-30 minutes feels like 5
Just make sure you don't have a woman cut your hair, that's the actual hell
>>25083253
>barber talks to other barbers while cutting your hair
Dude fuck even as a 22 year old 100% self reliant man I still get awkward as fuck around the hair lady. I can't pinpoint the specific reason but I think it's because I just don't WANT to talk to her. I'd be perfectly fine if she decided not to say anything at all unless it was relevant to my haircut
>>25083211
There's nothing to learn. Just keep buzzing with the desired length clip until it's all gone.
>>25083211
Don't have to learn anything, just buzz it all over.
Make sure to get a hair wash. Its such a sexy intimate experience its worth the money. Her fingers literally rubbing your scalp. Its wonderful.
well guys im off to get a haircut or mum will cut off the internet
this is my last post on this thread
or i can come back and tell you how it went
>>25083425
>tfw that's the most intimate I've been with women
it's pretty nice to be quite honest with you
>>25082713
If I was her I would dye your shit green to the roots to teach you a lesson.
"Surprise me" smmfh
>>25083431
Yes come back after. Get that hairwash.
>last time I got my hair cut I was donating it so I told him to put it in a ponytail and cut it off so I could put it in a bag and mail it in
>realized twin-tails would maintain the most length (since hair further away from the base of the ponytail is wasted)
>he thinks this is funny and takes a picture, in addition to the before and after
>gives me some tough-guy wop cut with loads of product
>whispers in my ear that I should comb my hair back because of "this"
>as he said this he hold a mirror above my scalp and because of all the product it looks like my hair is thinning- but it really wasn't it's was just clumped up in a stupid way
>he keeps spouting motivational platitudes
>Tells me I need to dress and act sharp if I want to be popular with ladies
>too beta to tell him not to post the pictures on facebook
>take the bus home and some black girls stare at me
>don't do anything about it
I still haven't looked at the facebook post but I imagine it either passed by without any notice or maybe a bunch of 40 year old roasties went on about how "handsome" it was /noble of me to donate or something... it's painful to think about either way.
Fuck that, never taking recommendations on where to get my hair cut again. I'll stick with going to a salon an hour before closing and just showing the girl who cuts it a picture of how my hair was after the last time I got it cut, and then not saying another word to her.
>>25083466
It really is, like a temporary gf.
I like how we're all incapable of saying anything without it being honest, family.
>tfw thinning hair
>tfw can still pull off a decent head of hair when I grow it out to the point where people keep telling me to get my hair cut
>tfw I look like shit for weeks after a haircut
J U S T
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>>25082608
Just cut your own hair, you queer.
>>25083583
Tbh familymember
>have awful neckne
>everytime I visit a barber I see him cringe when working on the back of my head
>one time a zit popped and pus sprayed all over his razor
>>25083780
Did he make a noise when that happened?
I find the female hairdressers are better equipped at dealing with gross shit like that, you know because babies are gross, and having a vagina and all. They're used to bodily fluids and accidents.
>speak with my qt barber
>tfw she's only woman who I speak to within a month
>tfw got my hair cut by a ridiculously busty mexican milf that looked like Dominican Poison
>tfw gigantic tits pressed into the back of my head for nearly half an hour
>nearly cream my pants when she complains about how she gets customer's hair in her cleavage all the time
i still fap to that memory to this day. I was like 16, im 21 now.
>>25082608
>not just getting a buzzcut
feels so good senpai
>>25084281
Nah he reacted pretty calm. Probably saw worse in his life. It was still embarrassing of course.
>>25084487
>saw worse in his life
You're right. Maybe he was in 'Nam, and cutting hair is the only thing that keeps him from killing.
>>25084421
New porn idea:
>Dominican Poison is a hairdresser, who only wears an apron
>Dudes come in and fuck her the whole time while she cuts hair
>Doesn't pay attention to the dudes fucking her, but ends up giving ultimately terrible haircuts.
God damn, how many people are getting their hair cut today? I made a thread about my shitty experience and now I'm seeing threads all over the place talking about haircuts.
>Got my haircut last week for the first time in 9 months
>I am a NEET but wanted to look nice as family is coming to visit this Christmas
>Hairdresser starts talking to me while also talking to the other ladies
>Asks me what I am doing for christmas
>Nervously explain family are visiting and that is why I don't want to have long hair
>She says 'awww thats cute'
>for some reason think I am turning her on
>say "Yeah when the Turkey comes I don't want to get any hair in the breast!"
>take some of the loose hair from my shoulders and drop it between her cleavage
>She stops what she is doing
>slowly takes the hair out
>"I think you just ruined christmas dinner little boy"
>shaves me bald while I sit in silence
I fucking hate it, I look even stupider now
>>25083295
that's beyond beta senpai
>everytime I go get a haircut my dandruff covers the black apron they put on you
just fuck my scalp up desu senpai
who here /dandruff/?
>what kind of haircut you want senpai?
>tfw i never know what to say
I've had so many sensual experiences getting haircuts/hair-washes from sexy hairstylists. Oh, man, from young, cosmopolitan QT's to perfectly aged MILFs and many in between. Used to go to a new place everytime because, as OP suggests, even though there are benefits to this close physical interaction with a woman, it is ultimately uncomfortable and anxiety provoking, with the threat of you being exposed as the beta you are at any moment during the small talk ...
P.S. The best actual haircut I ever got came from an effeminate gay Japanese man. Guy only asked me like 2 questions and was a true artist - had a masterful understanding of symmetry and aesthetics.
>there are people who don't just read a magazine while she cuts your hair in silence
>>25082663
normi detected
not knowing the struggle
>>25083295
this
>>25085025
I was, you probably just haven't figured out what sets your skin off t.bh f.am
it could be anything from using hot water in the shower, to escessive shampoo, you need to eliminate the possibilities one by one
Also to the thread, How the hell do you choose a haircut
>not just going to a different place every time
>not just telling the barber / stylist you want to look presentable because you're going to your mom's funeral
>not enjoying your silent haircut
>>25085498
>>25085290
They might do a better job if you're personable and nice to them, take an extra minute to make you look nice instead of just wanting to get the quiet guy out of their chair.
>>25085495
>How do you choose a haircut?
I have found the secret words are "#3 on the sides, blended to an inch on top".
>>25085036
I'll take a sub-par haircut with big tits over a competent haircut from someone you can't enjoy any day.
>>25084960
For some reason I find this hot.
If you are not balding/thinning, you are a normie and need to FUCK OFF
Why not go to a old man barbershop OP?
That is what I do.
They dont ask any questions other than what type of haircut you want or "how short you want it".
They dont small talk during cutting, just do their job, you pay, you leave.
>>25085816
>he's young
>he's balding
lmfao
>>25085847
Yeah the place I go to is just a bunch of old guineas and don't say a word, give good cuts too
>>25086003
It's not like I can help having shitty genes
>dat feeliorino when 19 and thinning
>>25083295
this is the best or if he talks to another client that's good too
IKTF I usually look like the super autist because of my distaste for the hair dressers.
Its more to do with getting dressed and leaving the house, once I'm there I can usually site in silence for 30 minutes.
>>25083425
And you have those that press their boobs against your back.
it's OP i'm back
>neverous wreck the whole time
>manually breathing, blinking, darting my eyes around
>face and eyes were red the whole time looked like i was about to cry
>stuttered like scatman during small talk
>didnt get hair washed because i needed to get out as soon as possible
>forgot to tip barber
as for the hair, it looks pretty decent
>>25086194
Does your barber at least have the radio on in the background? Mine usually plays the local pop station so it helps to relax.
>>25083595
exactly the same here, senpai
the only reason i get uncomfortbale going to te hair woman is that she ALWAYS FUCKING MENTIONS IT and says that i should buy some products to prevent hairloss
>"oh it's such a shame anon, you are so young teehee, buy this right here for 20 shekels"
>>25085032
>not instantly saying "undercut" as if anyone in the world will ever get a different haircut ever
FUCKING ROBOT KEK
>>25086304
I keep putting off getting my hair cut.
Honestly it looks pretty bad either way, but significantly less bad with a full head of hair.
>tfw bite the bullet and get my hair cut after constant nagging from others
>tfw they tell me it looks good
>tfw I can tell they're just being polite
Literally no worse feel than balding young
>>25086453
oh man, last time i went , in early september, i got a normalfag undercut and she the way she styled the top with hairspray and everything, it looked like my hair was very thick with 0 scalp showing.
The following day i was trying to do the same, failed miserably and walked around for about 4 weeks with thin ass receding hair until it grew back
Considering buzzing it all at home and loose all fucks to give, to be honest, family
>>25086554
Buzzcut is what I've always gone for, but even then I look like shit.
My hairline is all zigzaggy
Paying to get your hair cut is a little ridiculous, I've realized. If you just trim your hair pretty often it's easier. The only difficult part is the back obviously, but you get more dexterous with scissors.
lol amateurs! Always get cut as early as possible in the morning, so you have the excuse of being too tired to talk.
>>25085607
can you show a pic?
>not just buzzing yourself periodically
i'd make a cool DIY punk if i wasn't such a lazy shut-in
>>25082810
yeah, keep lying to yourself
>>25087155
lol
>>25082608
>tfw cut my own hair
