Dear robots,
Fembot here who had my first one night stand last night. I guess this means you hate me, even more than you hated me before. Sorry I let you all down.
>>25082250
Just fucks up your future, doesn't effect anybody here.
>>25082250
You're the one who has to live with it.
Stop calling yourself a fucking fembot, and stop browsing here if you can manage to attract someone to fuck you.
What the fuck? Why would I care?
Just get off this board normie.
>>25082277
Do you really think I changed my future by making a bad decision last night? Explain more, please. This is interesting to me.
>>25082250
It's fine, i let down all my fellow robots too. I just got a gf for the first time and i think i'm in love. Fuck, i fell for the women meme. We're both pretty awful people.
Anyways, why would you even stoop so low as to have a one-night stand? C'mon now, you knew chad wouldn't stick around? didn't you?
Was probably with a Chad too. I hope you regret it.
I hope you felt dirty afterwards
inb4 300 replies
50 unique posters
Nah hate is 2 much. You're beneath my notice
>>25082300
Yeah, calling myself a fembot isnt really accurate because I do ok socially. I just like talking to some of the people here, so...anyway. Sorry.
There is nothing wrong with one night stands. Half of my partners were. Gotta sew dem oats
>>25082335
>now
>get
>the
>fuck
>>>/out/
>>25082335
Shut up bitch and get the fuck off my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25082318
I don't know why. I didn't expect him to marry me. He is a friend of my friend who was visiting from out of town. We all went out, it just happened.
>>25082322
Pretty much, yeah.
>>25082335
Ikr? These "victims" should all just an hero.
>>25082250
For me to hate you I'd have to care about you
None of us hate you
>>25082250
fuck off already
>>25082365
How big is his dick roastie?
Burn in hell slut.
>>25082313
I know you're man, but to explain anyway: The more "one night stands" or "flicks" you have as a woman, the more your sexual market value goes down. Sure, you can have plenty more of these one day sexual adventures, but it will all lead down to not many or any quality males who will want to commit to you. This is life destroying for a woman, and probably why most women who never get married or get divorced are on anti-depressants.
>>25082396
No idea. Normal I guess. It was dark.
>>25082417
How has no one said this?
>>25082421
>it was dark
RACE TRAITOR RACE TRAITOR RACE TRAITOR
>>25082419
Even if she gets someone she's 30% more likely to get a divorce assuming she was a virgin before.
>>25082441
Well, someone did say it. Right there.
>>25082442
The room was dark, he wasn't. He was pale, don't worry.
>>25082365
>it just happened
Every time.
>>25082457
did he see you naked? and i dont mean a flash of nipple when the sheets fell down a bit. i mean completely naked.
>>25082457
>can't into robot
>messes with robots
What a bad girl
>>25082250
I don't hate you. Casual sex is far superior to anything else. Did you like it?
How many guys have you fucked/sucked in total?
>>25082446
That could be correlated with having only being able to attract low quality males, following with a inevitable divorce. Either way, yeah, its bad.
>> 25082250
>Wait wait wait
HoId up
l don't understand something about your story
Wait wait wait
You said
And l quote
l believe this is the word you used
Hold up
This:
And this is a direct quote remember
By you
You used this word
>Fembot
Now....
Wait just a minute
I don't think
And correct me if I'm wrong
I don't think
That is
I don't believe
Not for a second
I don't think that
When you used the word
>Fembot
I don't think that's a real thing tbqh senpai
So I'm just left with the feeling that this whole thing is you shit posting
>>25082499
Yes, I guess so. Pretty sure he did unless he was averting his eyes later.
>>25082510
Yeah, until later when I felt all guilty.
>>25082521
3
>>25082250
Just fucks up your future, doesn't effect anybody here.. Why would I care? Just get off this board normie whore. i really hope you get pregnant or get and std or feel dirty . also marry with him . you are a natural stacie and he is a chad so. fuck off and go to suck his cock. you dont deserve to exist.
always remember this. KARMA is real.
Dear robots,
Whore here who whored last night and fulfilled the whore stereotype because I cannot think beyond my biological imperative, like the gross majority of other whores on the planet.
Pic related. It's me!Commit sudoku, you empty hedonistic fuckhole.
>>25082250
Quality post, you really tried!
OP where did you meet him? It wasnt here right?
Was it?
Will you fuck me too?
Im desperate and I will use a condor.
>>25082571
she already said you fucking simpleton. lrn 2 read.
>>25082571
>will use a condor.
beta cuck kys
>>25082563
You never act like this eeyore wtf
>>25082365
it didnt just happen
you chose to do it
but yeah dont agree that its a mistake
i think its great theres people like you givin out the poosy for free LOL
>>25082603
I wasn't implying I didn't choose to. I did. I was drunk and he was drunk and we both chose what we did.
When I say it just happened I mean I didn't set out to do it that night. It wasn't my goal.
Tfw I have a huge list of buddies all over the states and I can say stupid shit constantly and they still like me cuz I'm hot
>>25082250
so are you a prostitute or just a brainless whore who loves dick ?
the life gonna make you pay for all of this.
burn in hell you fucking whore.
>>25082653
What's kendall's fetish?
>>25082660
do u think she deserves to die for what she did?
>>25082591
I always "act like this" towards whores. Whores are not human.
>>25082677
She likes to fart and watch guys' faces as they sniff it.
>>25082677
Didn't answer yet
/b gave me responses
>>25082653
Thats why none of them have replied?
>>25082350
>>>/out/ here
Quit sending us your faggots.
>>25082695
yep. whores are not human. they all deserves to be brutally tortured murdered and raped. just like the brainless bitch of the OP
>>25082697
What the fuck? Give me her contact info.
>tfw I sacrificed my Wizardhood to a grill
>tfw I fell in love with her
>tfw she left me
I'm sorry Robots, you were right. Getting stabbed in the back by a woman is so much worse than not having one
Why did you feel the need to make a thread like this?
It's a real slutty thing to do, and it is something that I personally would use to weigh up if you were worth a relationship or not, and in this case you would have to be really fucking awesome for me to overlook it.
I can understand being in a relationship and doing it with someone you love, but being used as a personal fuck toy for one night and discarded speaks volumes about you.
Also these things have a way of getting out sooner or later, women can be very sneaky at hiding things but they're not as good as people make them out to be.
This is just an opinion of a man who values relationships, is considered a catch by women, and is currently in a relationship. You dun goof'd.
>>25082717
What?
They're ongoing conversations dumbass
>>25082733
But at least you got dubs friend.
Also she probably left you because you're a whiny faggot.
>>25082698
That's the most retarded reply I've ever read. Don't forget to impress her with your Pokemon skills as well.
>>25082684
Yes and I hope she does.
>>25082733
Men fall in love faster than women and fall out of love slower than women. Was the only natural result.
>>25082250
Real Fembot here. Why did you do it? Do you want to spite us? Do you hate us?
>>25082811
I'm leveling them up on crystal version right now. She'll see them next time she's here
Fuck a random guy then brag about it on an imageboard? I don't understand her reasoning.
>>25082478
Seriously, how does it "just happen"? I dont fucking understand women.
>>25082884
He got physical and she accepted it because she found him attractive and wanted to do it. It doesn't just happen. They give implicit consent.
The "it just happened" is some kind of retarded justification they give to themselves and mostly tell others to feel better because they don't have a specific reason.
>>25082630
I don't go outside, hang out with my friends and then fuck them. You're a whore by heart.
>>25082695
So you are a crazy bastard
>>25082250
yes please leave now
>>25082906
This is pretty much it. Like I said earlier, when I said "it just happened" I meant I didn't go out for the night planning on having sex. That is all.
Pretty gross to be honest whore
Any self respecting man won't date/marry a girl who randomly goes out and fucks
>>25083161
keep it secret if you ever want respect.
>>25083214
every girl you have ever lusted after or cared about, including your mom, has fucked someone she barely knew. its in their nature. why should op be any different?
>>25083214
>>25083216
I don't plan on advertising it to people. If a guy I am dating asks, I will be honest. But I can't imagine I will just go on a first date with someone and say "hey, there was this time I had a one night stand".
Your friend will now never view you as more than a piece of fuck meat.
What is the point of this thread? Next level attention whoring?
>>25083347
What friend? The one whose friend I hooked up with? Well, its a girl, and she did basically the same thing right after we got to school, so I am not too worried about being judged by her. She doesn't care.
>>25083349
Kind of, I guess. Boredom, guilt, being hung over, liking attention, it all kind of mixes together.
>>25083421
Can I talk to you on Skype? I would like to.
>>25083451
I hate this board so fucking much
>>25083451
what the fuck do you want to say to her? ask her to show you her tits? she seems to not mind people seeing them, so post them when you see them.
>>25083513
What? No. I am going to have a fun conversation. I'm good at that.
>>25083539
>robot
>fun
pick one
>>25083451
My Skype is my real name, so that would be a bad idea. Thanks for asking though.
>>25083451
>>25083749
That rejection. Damn. She doesn't find you attractive enough, robot.
>>25083328
It won't happen on the first date no, that would be silly. But usually in the early days, partner counts and prior relationships do come up, if you lie and they find out down the line they'll hate you.
>>25083812
Most guys will be fine with 3, if she was honest. No matter what you guys say there will always be a fool who will want her no matter what.
Not women are the stupid ones in this game, but guys. Some of us will accept anything, if they are desperate enough or convince them they can't do better or shouldn't. Others get brainwashed by women and their propaganda.
>>25083812
I wouldn't lie about it. I make mistakes, and live up to them.
>>25083749
>Tee hee! sily bois :^) ~
>>25083749
just go out to outlook.com and create a fake one. takes 10 seconds. dont be a pussy.
>>25083905
It's a mistake only if you regret doing it and think it's wrong, was misguided and won't do it again. I'm not so sure any of these apply to your case.
C'mon, you admitted liking it and would probably do it again or repeat it if you had the chance to redo it.
>>25083993
Ok, maybe.
>>25083996
I admitted liking it, but also was honest when I said I felt gross after and today. I do think it was misguided. It is a good way to get hurt, and have people not respect you. I get that. I don't like feeling like that.
>>25083993
Why are you so thirsty for this whore?
>>25082752
man i wish i was attractive so i could say unfunny things and still make roasties laugh
>>25084101
be brave, if you get abused just fucking block. easy as shit.
>>25084130
i spend my days talking to retarded fucks like you, it would be nice to talk to someone who isnt a total mongoloid.
>>25084220
So go on fucking /soc/ nigga. What the fuck is so interesting about OP?
>"I fucked my friend after getting drunk last night tee hee"
>"Pls gib skype I'm so lonely ;_;"
>>25084220
Ok, I created one. [email protected].
>>25084101
>have people not respect you.
That's the problem. You would do it if it wasn't against societal norms. topkek
I'm sorry but you don't think it was misguided in any way. Otherwise you would have stopped at some point. Sex lasts a bit, you had a lot of chances to stop.
>>25084296
what other reason would there be for her to not do it, other than societal norms? think about it, fuckstick. the ONLY negatives are arbitrarily created standards of societal norms and morals, assuming she used a condom.
>>25084286
I want to smell your ass crack. Does it smell like shit and farts? Or sweat?
>>25084371
Well for once your own morals, probability of STD and diseases (condoms aren't foolproof and there are other diseases), chances of ruining your happiness in a future relationship, future interactions with said person personally, developing feelings and getting hurt by the involved person, etc. Lots of various reasons. I'm sorry that you can't think for yourself though, dawg.
Oh, the STD thing is easily explained with this http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19627993.
>>25082250
>fembot
Why don't you GET THE FUCK OUT, STACY?
>>25084509
all the shit you listed aside from the std are societal driven negatives. so yeah, condoms maybe arent foolproof, but its still pretty safe. outside of that, you havent listed any non-societal negatives at all.
>>25084556
Aversion to high partner counts by males is a human instinctual imperative. In no way it was developed by society. The roots lie in how men think. Her getting hurt isn't a societal negative either. No average guy wants to hear other guys talking about banging his girlfriend even if he was okay with her sleeping around and this as well has nothing to do with society. I feel like you can't read.
>>25082842
>another Fembot
Why you don't understand you don't belong here?
>>25082250
I've had a gf before, 2 actually and I've spoken to them at great length about this, here's actually what I think.
It doesn't take 2 to have sex. When alcohol is involved in a situation, it makes you quite passive, do you know what I mean.
Of course the context is important. If an obvious slag is wanting sex, she can actively get it. But say a man comes onto a very drunk girl, which happens a lot, he has sex with her, without much, if any resistance to his actions. It doesn't mean she actively wanted it, might've been forced on her, but due to drunkness, is chalked up as a mistake.
It's wrong to tarnish everyone with the same brush. I do not condone this behaviour, and in not an sjw, but it makes sense doesnt it?
>>25084653
i feel like you are a lonely bitter faggot. pretty sure i am right and you are wrong. but whatever, vboy. i enjoy the pussy i get.
>>25082250
>I'm a girl BTW!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/instagram/
bitch actually responded on skype. kek. not a smart whore is she?
>>25084712
I hope that you are trolling and realize that your justification is pure bullshit. It's like a made up reasoning to make yourself feel better about your girlfriend sleeping around. Alcohol isn't an excuse for this. In this case you can even avoid it easily, don't fucking drink too much.
>>25082250
>fembot
Why lie, who are you trying to impress, fuck off, try tumblr instead you vapid slut.
>>25082313
Well the way things are going tou will decrease your chances of settling down.
>>25084732
>pretty sure i am right and you are wrong
Right-o. toplel
>>25082250
>hi, im a girl and i just fucked some guy
>113 replied
Im embarassed of you robots
El Oh El at all the retarded virgins in this thread claiming that a girl who fucks a guy she doesnt know will never have a good life.
Newsflash, fags, this girl, and all the millions just like her who get drunk and spread them for Chad, is going to get many boyfriends, graduate from school, get engaged, and get married and live in a 500,000 dollar house with her three spawn and her perfect husband.
No one is going to give a shit that she let someone sweatily grind and hump her when she was drunk in college.
Jesus, you all are so mutherfucking stupid.
>>25082250
now that you're unfit for marriage, is you desire for beta bucks greater now than it was before?
>>25084856
see
>>25084841
please get a clue. she will be married before you lose your virginity.
>>25084491
u really want to know what her butt crack smells like robot?
Who /RomanReigns/ here?
>>25084712
It wasnt forced on me in any way.
>>25084491
Sorry, my nose cant stretch that far. It will have to be a mystery.
>>25084873
I didn't say she wouldn't get married, I said she was unfit for marriage. An unfit mother isn't someone who doesn't have children.
So is your desire for beta bucks greater now than it was before?
>>25084774
I am but I'm not. It's just that the actual act in sex is a man stuffing a woman with his dick. If the woman wants it or doesn't want it, it happens. She didn't even sleep around. She was actually raped.
>>25084967
Well then you know what category you're in.
>>25084841
I've always found it strange that /r9k/ is so convinced that slutty girls won't get married, when they're the most likely to get married. Main reason being that they simply have a larger social circle of potential partners and raise their chances in pure numbers. They cast their net wide, and are sure to bring in a few fish.
The other reason being that the most attractive girls are inevitably sluts, but their looks will always trump a dodgy past. The highest status males have no choice but to marry sluts if they want someone attractive enough for them. Celebrity males, arguably the highest value men on earth, date and marry women who've had many public relationships in the past. Rich men have trophy wives, and they sure as fuck aren't celibate before settling down to gold dig.
Why is everyone giving this slut attention? Its the only reason the roastie made this thread and you all fell for it
Even robots malfunction from time to time. Don't worry about it. You're still a filthy shutin neet like the rest of us, that's all the criteria that matters.
>>25085111
Trips speak truth, most likely a trap anyway.
>>25082250
"Fembot"
fucking normie
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>25085641
lol. pussy. deal with it. she fucked him and will never, ever fuck you.
>>25085954
Why would he want some used up roastie? lol
>>25082250
A-are you trying to hurt my feelings, darling? Hope he wasn't too rough?
>mfw wishing it was me in his place, to show you the love and affection you deserveTHERE IS NO FACE! GET OFF THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW YOU WHORING PIECE OF SHIT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25082250
tits and timestamp or GTFO
>>25082695
>my pussy looks like that
>I'm still a virgin
Why was I even born?
>tfw I've had several successful long term relationships but never a one night stand
I just want to know what it's like to 'get laid' because someone found me momentarily attractive/interesting or whatever.
Just going to leave this here, you cannot see how selfish your actions are, I hope that you don't lureally some poor soul to fall in love with you, thinking that you are decent.
>>25082250
once upon a time, I would have been mad, and yelled at you. I don't have the energy to anymore. I probably would have done the same, if there was someone who wanted to. I'm tired and lonely.
People have had casual sex since forever. It doesn't mean anything because even if some men do mind there's always a thirsty kek out there willing to give you a house and food in exchange for sex every 2 months.
>>25082529
my new favorite copypasta
>>25082725
man you fucking people are animals
I can't believe this thread hasn't died.
>>25090841
this thread is going to 500 replies, guaranteed
>>25091003
Well, reading all the replies has made my lazy hung over evening much more entertaining. Even the ones who hoped I die.
>>25088532
That sounds amazing, imagine all that genetic diversity.
>>25090841
>>25091003
>>25091159
>>25091167
STOP BUMPING THIS SHIT THREAD
>>25091189
STOP BUMPING THIS SHIT THREAD TOO BECAUSE IT SUCKS
>>25082250
*heavy sigh*
>>25091159
i bet you farted a lot today, didnt you?
>>25082313
No decent guy without mental problems will want to marry you. And if you manage to lie he will eventually find out.
>>25082335
>>25082335
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DO YOU THINK YOU BELONG HERE?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN COMMON WITH A 31 Y/O KHV, THAT'S FIGHTING OFF SUICIDE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who cares you can fuck up your life all you want doesnt maen shit too me
