Well it's that time of the year again. Relatives will travel miles and miles ( or you'll have to) just to have them ask you
>so champ, any lady friends? ;^P
In lieu of the holy days getting us down, I decided I'm making a Christmas porno but I need help with a name for the movie. Any ideas champ?
>>25081306
>just to have them ask y-
No they won't!
Deck the balls
Home a bone
>>25081306
i'm going to spend the entire christmas locked in my room and i'm not going to come out no matter how much my parents beg me to. i'm not going to force a smile as i have to socialize with a bunch of unbearable normie degenerate scum and their condescending questions about why i don't have a gf or a job
hell i might even threaten suicide in an attempt to have christmas canceled
Merry Christmas Sasha Grey
or whoever. it would be a peanuts spoof.
>>25081467
it's the season to be jobless
Ree Ree ree ree reeeeee re re re reeee
>>25081467
That's gonna get you more attention that you seem to convey that you don't want. Just answer their stupid questions. Go out sometimes. Smile back at their stupid jokes. You will just be ignored most of the time. They will think you're normal but just boring.
How about frosty the blowman
A degenerate gay fag makes some pocket change for his gay child at a glory hole only to find he was blowing his son every weekend
It's a dickmas miracle
