When is the last time you pet a dog?
>>25080702
No dogs allowed growing up, so never touched a dog in my life.
I petted my pupper less than 5 mins ago.
Two days ago. I walked them too. My mother has two dogs but since they're strong as fuck I'm the only one in the family who can walk them.
>>25080738
What a horrible existence, I feel so bad for you. Do you feel like you're missing out?
I live in a really dog friendly town. When I feel bad about myself I go out and sit on a bench in the central square, and pet all the awesome dogs that walk by.
>>25080702
>tfw ex took the dogs when she left 2 years ago
>tfw want to borrow them for a weekend
>tfw they probably ate chads cum after it dripped on the floor or on the sheets like they used to with my cum
I miss you puppers
>>25080961
Dogs are fucking disgusting.
>>25080961
Or worse, what if they love the chads now. Get super excited when they come over
Related story
>hooking up with girl at her place
>looking for boxers next morning
>lean over dog sleeping on floor to see if they're on the other side of the bed
>dog looks up and starts licking my balls
>I didn't stop it right away
>I'm so sorry Koa
>>25080702
About four months ago.
I still miss him.
My dog was feeling very clingy this morning and wouldn't leave me alone. She slept in my bed this morning, followed me downstairs, and then refused to stop sleeping on my lap as I ate breakfast on a couch.
Animal gorespammer hasn't gotten triggered yet? Amazing.
Season 2, Episode 1 of Going Deep with David Rees covers the finer points of dog petting. He goes full on robot with his protips.
Literally just now
>>25081125
Look beneath you
>>25081143
autism is not okay
>>25081111
My older dog was the same this morning. Climbed up in my lap a few hours ago and laid there for a good 15-30 minutes. He's currently laying on my bed now like he normally does.
right now, my pup is right next to me
>>25081143
Dog owners walk more and have lower blood pressure than people who don't have dogs. Pets can also be good for you if you already have heart problems. Heart attack survivors and people with serious abnormal heart rhythms who own dogs live longer than people with the same heart problems who don't have pets, studies show.
It's symbiotic not parasitic you dumb fuck
>>25080702
Not even 5 minutes ago.
My pet bunbun is all I need
four years ago
>move out from home
>our dog comes to the door as I'm leaving
>spend ages sitting on the floor with the dog
>know my parents never cared about it but cant take it with me
>few weeks later mom call me and tells me they had to put it down
cats > dogs
>>25081305
>Good thing I'm not autistic then.
You are just not self-aware.
>>25080738
you should try it
10/10 would recommend
>>25080702
August 2015
>>25081445
But I just don't want to walk up to a stranger and ask to pet his dog, God forbid the owner is female and she cries rape from a misunderstanding. Will it be weird to just go to a pet store and ask to hold a dog?
>>25081305
do your parents a favor and kill yourself you edgy fucking faggot
>>25081143
Found the kid who never was shown any love
>>25081424
>He hasn't figured out r9k is satire yet
>He thinks its cool to unironically be an autistic freak
>He probably thinks r9k is where is bros are at when real people scoff at him
So oblivious
>>25081465
The way you present yourself in every thread like this shows you are autistic and not in a meme way.
>>25081424
Making movies is wasteful, why don't we just stop making fucking movies then?
>>25080702
Rate this doger please, robots
Here's a good boy
>>25081489
depends on the store I think, it wouldn't be weird at all to pet someone's dog in public as long as you ask
My dog is being put down tomorrow.
>>25081587
Looks like a wolf
7/10
>>25081587
Got a cool feral look going for it. 8/10, would rub belly
>>25081587
9/10 very nice doggo
I bet he was a cute puppy
I just told my dog to stop barking. It wouldn't shut up. It's quiet now
My Pupper :), his name is mugsy
>>25081627
I'd say the pathetic freak is the one posting gore every time someone mentions the word Dog or cat.
Don't throw stones in a glass house, fuck nugget
>>25081606
I'm really scared to do so honestly. And to be perfectly clear I've always wanted to pet a Saint Bernard like in the movies
>>25081627
>so you continue to claim and yet you can't back up your statement
If i did you would just go with 'n-no u, kill urself petkek xD' like you did before. Have fun with ebin trollen until you get banned or whatever whatever is the thing you are doing that seems to be your only entertainment.
>>25081671
most are very nice and will smile at you when you pet them
I haven't pet my dog in a couple days. He just comes up to me and I say "sup pup."
I should go pet him probably.
>>25081713
the more you respond to this child the angrier he gets
>>25081726
>will smile at you when you pet them
>dog
>smiling
dog fags are retarded
>>25081733
Go do it. Let us know how it goes
>>25081713
>When was this?
What difference does it make? A few months ago?
>I-I swear I have evidence b-but if I won't say it!
Did you expect me to screen it as prove? I bet that is what you would do, kek.
>trust me I'm not autstic
Ok dedicated autistic shitposter with roadkill folder, i trust you :^)
>>25081864
I meant evidence that I'm autistic.
I know I am not and so it's pretty funny to watch you insist that I am.
>>25081512
>le /r9k/ is satire may-may
kek
>>25081305
You are absolutely TRIGGERED AS FUCK by literally ANY image of an animal that isn't mutilated. You watch in a hypervigilant state all of this entire website for ANYONE to post an image of a non-dead animal and then you absolutely lose your shit spamming the thread as hard as you can and you've been doing this shit EVERY SINGLE DAY for MONTHS now.
You're the one triggered here, retard. And severely at that. You don't "disagree" with shit. You have a severe mental illness bordering on paranoia about animals.
>>25081786
Nothing is more foolish than a human who is convinced that one ape is uniquely gifted with the ability to think and feel on a planet of millions of species all related to him and who is descended from animals who could think and feel before his species existed.
>>25081918
>I know I am not and so it's pretty funny to watch you insist that I am.
Self-diagnosed? The way you compulsively need to repeat the same bullshit on every pet thread you see and only can answer with 'go to >>a' if someone calls you on it, as well as how seriously you seem to take it and continuously enjoy it is definitely autistic. If you are trolling then what is this dedication you put to this, which you seem doing for a long time? Art?
