I had a wet dream about my pet frenchie last night, I came so much
>>25080562
I thought you had a new pet !
>>25081146
Literally dropped the same day, he was annoying as fuck and I missed you. You're the far superior pet
>>25081181
>he was annoying as fuck
But it looked like he was a nice pet in my thread.
>You're the far superior pet
We both know this is not true.
>>25081252
He won't fucking leave me alone for 5 minutes and kept spamming me when I was trying to nap. I'd gladly take your autistic bipolar leaving over that fuck. So are you done with steam and should I delete you and only talk to you here or what.
>we both know that's not true
You're really good when you actually listen
>>25081273
The reasonable choice would be to delete me andforget about meso I can finally stop coming here looking for you. And so I can finally escape the virtual world once and for all because you're the only reason I still frequent escapist shitholes like this one.
Next time please be born close to me.
>>25081463
That's probably the reasonable choice too butI've tried to forget about you a lot but it never works, and I only come here to look for you too
I'm not sure if it could be that easy just quit 4chan and stay on steam with me so it's just me and not other weirdos
I also never got to tell you I'm visiting paris in january with my sister for her birthday
>>25081504
I'm trying to quit all this, sweetie. I really really fried my brain on escapism.
>>25081542
No no no no you can't do that I'm not here in january I'm somewhere in bretagne and I won't be able to protect you against the hordes of sandpeople, gypsie pickpockets, feral dindus and other local dangerous specimens.
>>25081753
It's not really escapism if we both stop posting and just talk to each other in private, not shitposting in public but just talking about our days like before. You can't tell me you don't miss it.
Are you in paris now ? If you're going to be way out there all in january that would be awful.. What would I do without my lovely tour guide that I get to tease and make wear a cock cage while taking me for walks around the city hiding from the dirty mudslimes and gypsies
>he left again