Welcome to the Friday edition of manlet feels.
First things first, you 5'8" & 5'9" faggots can fuck off. You're are not disadvantaged in anyway.
this thread is only for the 5'7" and below.
Hows your life going guys? Mines pretty suck.
>Made a pass at a chubby/fat girl that got ignored
>Rage quit Facebook this week after seeing the amount of couples talking about Christmas with their love
>Parents are having family over for Christmas. Everyone in family has a significant other but me.
>Still miss my oneitis
>Contemplating suicide
manlet feels thread
im 6 7 u little fug
>>25078964
5'11 king manlet reporting in
Tfw ill never be 6' just kill me now...
should have posted this pic instead
>tall guys come in and literally do nothing but meme their height again
Anyway I still wear the same clothers and shoes as I did when I was 13 since I never grew after that.
These are satire though right?
>>25079060
What makes you think that anon
>Being 5'9 on r9k
Kill me
here we go again
>If you're 6 feet tall, you probably earn about $6,000 more than the equally qualified 5-foot-6-inch"
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/02/02/cb.tall.people/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/if-you-have-any-of-these-20-physical-features-your-pay-check-will-probably-be-higher-2011-2?op=1&IR=T
>manlet glass ceiling
>90% of CEO's are above average height, only 3% are "manlets"
http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/height_discrimination_short_guys_finish_last/index.html
http://www.timothy-judge.com/Height%20paper--JAP%20published.pdf
>We found a twofold higher risk of suicide in short men
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/height-and-suicide/
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373
>Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: 'These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3255040/Sorry-gentleman-size-DOES-matter-Short-men-fewer-sexual-partners-taller-peers.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2524568/Size-matters-online-dating-Short-men-taller-counterparts.html
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/
tl;dr
6K less annually.
1/10th the chance of advancing your career relative to an average/tall person
2:1 suicide rate to tall & average men (while only being 33% of the male population)
less chance of finding love
I'm 1,55m. Is it bad?
>5'6"
>Mom so worried about me
>keeps requesting prayers for me that I can get a gf
>Can't make her understand that no girl will ever want me
>feels bad man
>>25079169
not at all, last time I checked manlet cutoff is 1,50m
>>25079169
Also, it is 5.08530184 feet
Why is 5'8" not a manlet? I am short, even here in the US. Sure I'm not like those guys who are 5'4" but I'm still short enough to be identified by it. I think starting at 5'9" is when you aren't identified as a shorter man so that should be the cutoff, at least here in the states.
>>25079236
Because your height is above average height - deviation.
You might be a true manlet in certain north european countries.
>>25079236
Because you still have a huge dating pool.
>>25079279
>Because your height is above average height
Nah, in the US, average is 5'9.5", I'm 5'8" so I'm 1.5 inches below average.
>Because you still have a huge dating pool
I'm a robot so I also have the autism going against me. My shorter stature does not help.
>>25079100
Because it's not that bad being a manlet. How often do you approach women?
>>25079784
GTFO NORMIES
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25078964
>tfw 5'10 manIet
>>25079820
Why you beefing bra? Just walk up to women and talk to them, I had never done that my entire life then I did it and I got a girlfriend on my 5th try. I'm 5'5" bra, ain't so hard.
>>25078964
>my mom and my sister constantly remind me that I'm not growing up (I'm 160cm, 5'3'' for 'murricans)
>most people here are around 5'5'', it's the norm to be short
I am fine this way, it's just my parents that make it a problem.
The guy in the pic fucked tons of pussy depsite being ugly, bald and short (5'3'' like me)
5"7?
Fuck off.
5"4 reporting in
People treat me like a boy
Too big to be a jockey
Come soon sweet death
Dropping the facts:
>Average height for male Americans: 5 feet 9.5 inches
>Standard deviation of height for male Americans: 2.8 inches
Let us define a manlet to be a man in the bottom 20% of male height.
Using a normal distribution curve, we can calculate the Z-score for the 20th-percentile to be -0.84
-0.84 * 2.8 = 2.352, or about -2.4
5 feet 9.5 - 2.4 inches = 5 feet 7.1
Therefore, 5 feet 7.1 inches is the OFFICIAL MANLET CUTOFF POINT if we accept the above definition of manlet as the bottom 20% of men
Furthermore:
>Average height for female Americans: 5 feet 4.0 inches
>Standard deviation of height for female Americans: 2.4 inches
Let us calculate what percentage of women a manlet at the cutoff point of 5 feet 7.1 is taller than.
5 feet 7.1 - 5 feet 4.0 = 3.1 inches
3.1 inches / female std. deviation of 2.4 inches = 1.29 (rounded to nearest hundredth)
Using a normal distribution curve, we can calculate the percentage for the Z-score of +1.29 to be 90.1%
This means that the manlet cutoff point of 5 feet 7.1 is also the height surpassed by 10% of women, nicely adding to our previous definition of manlet.
Therefore, I propose that we formally define manlet to be any man 5 feet 7 or below, for two reasons: he is shorter than 80% of men and 10% of women.
>Discuss
Sources:
>Normal distribution curve tool
http://www.mathsisfun.com/data/standard-normal-distribution-table.html
>Standard deviation stats
http://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/9730/what-is-the-standard-deviation-of-adult-human-heights-within-sexes
Just become traps you ungrateful fucks.
Who wouldn't win when the shortest X per cent of r9k becomes non-roastie grills?
>>25078964
manlet on the silver mountain
amirite?
5'10 is the height when you no longer have to compensate for your height.
Of course, this varies depending on if you live in Cali or North Dakota fore example.
>>25080482
>angry manlet
manlet is a a term defined socially, using statistics doesn't really make sense
6'1 here :^))))
>>25082268
>manlet is a term defined socially
maybe if you're a brainlet
>tfw 5'8 manlet in scandiland
>tfw no 6' gf
>>25079769
lrn2 standard deviation
>>25079236
I'm 5'8 and feel like a damn midget. I'm starting to believe I measured myself and I'm actually 5'5
>>25080482
boyfriend is 5'8 and is still taller than me. i could never think of him as a manlet he fucking owns.
>5'5"
I'm spending the entire weekend with my fiancee (she's 5'7"). Just going to marathon Wallander and cuddle.
>women can be morbidly obese, literally retarded, flat chest, no ass, burned, deformed, 0/10 but can still get a bf and will still only want chad
>if a man is under 5'8 and doesn't have other godlike qualities to make up for it he will be alone forever
what a cruel, cruel world
>>25082302
not him
but its true
ive had girls my height call me short, and girls shorter than me, imply I'm am not short at all, which is what I believe.
5'0 is short. The view has just been distorted so that really any man who isn't 6' is deemed "short", which is why you have lankfag 5'10's and '11's claiming how "small" they feel
it is a term defined by the social atmosphere in the (immediate) area you stupid fag
>>25082424
My friend is 5'7 and he has a gf. He's also a Massive normie, Smokes, drinks, goes to raves etc.
He's only managed to secure 2 gfs in his entire life too. So yeah, it's tough.
5'6" here
Talking to 2 normie friends yesterday
They keep telling me that height is all in my imagination.
They're both 5'11" and 6'0"
I hate normies.
>>25082424
lol i just read this exact quote to one of my friends who happens to be a grill.
she laughed and said it was sad but kinda true.
:/
>>25080184
5'5 reporting in. Fuck this life, brobot.
>mfw hit puberty at age 16
>mfw everyone bullied me for having a child's voice, no pubic hair, a small dick and only 1.70m at that age
>mfw growth spurt kicking in at age 17
>mfw grew to be 1.98m with a 17cm cock as an adult
>>25083922
how did everyone know you had no pubes and a small dick?
What is actually short IRL?
>>25083949
erm.... shower after sports class?
5'4 roastie here
I'd love all of you if you'd let me because I too suffer from the reverse, I feel too tall even though I know I'm just average and have it off a lot better than some people, I'm still inferior and not cute. I'm not short enough to date the kind of guy I want to date, feels bad being a broad manly amazon
>>25083992
under 5'7 or 170 cm
>>25084018
5'4" is perfect for a girl.
Relax Femanon
>>25083992
5'7" and below
>>25084003
haha sure
>>25084034
I'm just over 5'7". Still a manlet?
>>25084018
>The kind of guy I want to date
Which is?
>I'd love all of you if you'd let me
Too short sorry
>>25084041
I'd rather be 5 feet tall and all cute and tiny and small and AGGGGGGHHHHHH YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN
kill me now
>>25084068
On the internet, yes. In real life, no.
>>25079150
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
Bullshit. Everyone lies about their heights constantly, and not even one inch, probably two to four inches. There's no possible way that one can accurately determine that such a small change as one inch would have such an impact on your salaray.
I'm 5'9 exactly and the only time it has ever been a problem or even brought to my attention that i'm short is 4chan. I don't suffer for it, even though by most people here's standards i'm a beyond saving super manlet.
>>25084073
idk every guy I met will be like "you look small how short are you" and I won't answer and they'll ask again so I'll just lie and be like "5'3" then they lose interest because I'm not a qt petite tiny stacy they can fit in their pockets ;_;
>>25083922
>mfw I hit puberty at 12
>mfw deepest voice in the entire school
>mfw hairy
>mfw end up 170cm at 18
This is a cruel world but you give me hope
Well I'm 1.67.... And I'm like 115 kg
im fuckd in every way.... I have no friends and well basically nobody gives a fuck about me.
> I just wanna someone to talk..... And tell my problems...
> im a very nice guy and when I used to have friends (3 years ago) people told me that I'm funny
> start college, nobody gives a fuck about me. Nobody talk to me. Nobody. Nobody.
I.... I... Sometimes I just want a hug.
>>25084129
>tfw I lost interest for the opposite
I feel bad for average girls t.b.h
They're in the worst place possible
>>25078964
I think I officially hate all women.
>go to bar
>some freak of nature comes up to me
>6'6 with heels on, 6'2 without
>says I'm pretty cute
>say she's cute back
>we flirt all night
>I go back with her to her apartment
>like a retard I think I found someone who likes me for me
>waiting for her to get ready
>she comes out wearing a fucking strap-on
>tells me to get naked and lie on her bed so she can tie me up
>ask her what the fuck is going on
>tells me she has a fetish for short guys and she likes to peg them in the butt
>get pissed and leave the apartment
>she gets all mad and runs out telling me to come back
>run home crying because now I know how all those sluts feel when they say they're treated like sexual objects
I later found out from some other guy who she pegged that she doesn't even give you a reach around, and she won't let you fuck her either. Fucking bitch.
>>25079236
You're not short, you're just painfully average. Although, it depends on what country you live in. If you live in the Netherlands or somewhere in Scandinavia you'd be considered a manlet for sure.
>>25084088
But then your kids will be manlets
>>25084168
6.6 with heels? God dammit that's a fucking giant. Why didn't you just fus ro dah the shit outta her
>>25083721
They're not your friends. Stop talking to them.
>>25084168
Sweet lord.
>>25084265
>Why didn't you just fus ro dah the shit outta her
Because I'm 5'4, and I'm not gonna go to jail for punching some stupid slut.
>>25084163
Sucks. I'm in college now without friends aswell so I know the feel.
>>25084168
You ungrateful cunt, can you ask if 6ft 3 is too tall for a pegging... just asking for a friend...
>>25084073
would you a 5'9'' girl?
>>25084335
Yes why?
Any girl taller than me is great
Under 6ft is manlet tier, women dont care whats average, 5ft 6 and 5ft 11, theyre both just "not 6ft"
80% of womens profiles say dont message then unless you are 6ft.
>people still continue the "5ft something isnt manlet!" meme
>>25084328
I'm not a faggot, and I'm not gonna let anyone stick something up my ass unless I do it myself.
She specifically said she only pegs short guys too, sorry. Hop onto craigslist and I'm sure you can find someone that will peg you though.
>>25084116
It means tall people go for higher paying jobs, not that the boss says "here you go Chad, oh hand heres a little extra, haha dont spend it all at once big guy!"
>>25084347
>Any girl taller than me is great
thats not to hard to find...
>>25084168
what about women that like shorter guys but want him to be the dominant one and protect her and call her cutesy nicknames?
>>25084088
6 inch gap in height is ideal
>5'5
>5x4 dick
>Acne
>Chubby
At least I can change the last two.
Who else hates their parents here? I'm honestly gonna stop talking to both of them, I can't fucking stand being 5'5.
I can tell who I hate more: my parents, women, or lanklets.
>>25084165
so you thought she was tall and she wasn't? damn son, I know how you feel though, I have this tall friend who I did get a bit of a crush on and she saved my life lik 3 times then forgot about me and went and dated chad, I still think about her legs everyday, they were as tall as me
>I feel bad for average girls t.b.h
this guy knows what's up, I can't even attentionwhore or camwhore myself, I have to go out and develop a personality just to make up for how much of a nuisance my existence is to the normies.
I always was jelly of those girls who can just take a selfie and everybody just falls all over themselves reassuring her she's BEAUTIFUL OMG LOVE YOU BBG <3 YOU DA BST BLA BLA NORMIE FILLER TRITE
>>25084392
I'm saying putting those numbers on it is impossible given how common it is for people to lie about their height, and I highly doubt these studies were performed using medical records.
>>25084428
It's hard to find one that'll date me ;_;
>>25083992
Under 6ft or if you are not white under 5ft 7
>>25084430
Those don't exist, if they did I'd have a girlfriend already.
>>25084444
Nice quads.
>>25084450
I hate my mother for an unrelated reason.
>>25084219
I like that, at least I can tell myself that to make up for the heartache I feel for being inferior, if I can't be real confident I could always just delude myself. Too bad I don't really care about kids though >.< lel
>>25084456
People dont really lie about their height do they? Even on a (probably anonymous) survey?
Damn that is pathetic...
>>25084430
That's my fetish
Having a fetish for something that doesn't exist is suffering
>First things first, you 5'8" & 5'9" faggots can fuck off. You're are not disadvantaged in anyway.
REEEEE FUCK YOU! We're still overlooked by women unless we lie about our height. This is HEIGHTISM.
Fellow 5'8" - 5'9"ers, we need a new term because apparently shorter manlets are mad at us for being a wee bit taller than them. WE are THE MOST DISCRIMINATED AGAINST FOR THAT REASON.
>too 'tall' to be a manlet
>too short to be a tallfag
WE'RE THE MOST DISCRIMINATED.
>>25082393
because he is 5'8" not 5'7" therefore hes not a manlet by definition
>>25084363
>80% of womens profiles say dont message then unless you are 6ft.
80% of women are also retarded and would never be able to determine someone's height with a three inch margin of error. If you're only looking to bang random tinder whores you might aswell lie about your height.
>but what if the woman is tall and you're found out?
Not gonna happen because most of the women obsessed about a 6ft height requirement are short as fuck themselves and would thus not notice.
>>25084529
How tall are thou tho?
>>25084168
Don't care if it's fake.....this is hilarious
>>25084516
People lie about everything. You really think 99% of the people in those height/dick size threads are 6'0+ and 7" long? Grow a brain.
>>25084516
>People dont really lie about their height do they?
Of course they do.
>>25084564
5'8"
>tfw not shorter to have a gigantic amazon gf tower over me
>>25084542
I'm 5'6" but....
I was thinking that same damn thought earlier.
You guys kinda get the shitty end of the deal.
Do women really dislike short guys because of personal preference or because society tells them they need tall guys? I can't tell, but considering how brainless women are it wouldn't surprise if it was the latter.
do you autists really think women care about height more than personality or something
>>25084168
You may be a manlet but at least you aren't a cuck.
>>25084542
>every great historical figure is 5'8"-5'9"
They're all just jealous of our superiority
>>25084615
Both. Being seen in public with a short guy(even if he's taller than the girl) is bad. Kinda like fat girls but worse.
>>25084615
Both, women see other stacy's looking all cute and small and womanly and traditional in comparison to 6'6 chad with the naturally broad shoulders and they too want that privilge, they want people to look at them and think "awww how cute" and not "she's the same size as him", they don't realise they're making their boyfriend into an accessory and passing on some great men just because they don't look "right". Fucking whores.
>>25084629
You can have the best personality in the world, no women will give a shit if you're a manlet. Stuff like personality, looks, etc. comes after height.
>>25079236
Because at least you look like an adult.
>>25084615
basic biology bud
190 5'9" manlet here. Feels like I'm gonna have a heart attack lmao. God I feel so fat.
>Be in highschool
>Short as shit
>Going to class one day
>Bump into really big guy
>He looks down at me with retard looking face
>He says
>"I hate short people"
>Never forgot that guys face
>>25084683
and what real world expirence are you basing this off of? Hugh Hefner is 5'9" and 70 years old and rolling in babes
>>25084450
Brother
I hate mine too. My mother especially. She's told me before she was very self conscious and insecure about her height
This on top of being a poor spic 3rd worlder. Despite all this she chose to get fucked by some fucking manlet rat in his 50's because "m-muh fee-fees". He later dumped her
Disgusting selfish whore. I can only hope hell has an especially deep and dark pit reserved for miserable rats like her and my father
>>25084749
He's also rich as fuck. Money and social status are the only things that can save a manlet, but a women will still prefer for someone to be taller. He's still taller than most of the sluts he works with anyway.
People need to stop using rich manlets as examples as to why we shouldn't give a shit. Most manlets aren't rich, and don't have the connections, status, etc. that being a celebrity provides.
>>25084797
i get that you're saying that women prefer taller men but they're not going to ignore you if you're 5 feet tall
>>25084874
Yeah, they are. I go through everyday and not a single whore pays attention to me.
How tall are you?
>>25084902
I'm 5'10" but i was 5'7" going into college, they may just ignore you because there isn't an appropriate social situation or because you might look creepy or something. Even if someone really likes your appearance they aren't going to immediately approach you
>>25084976
How did you grow three inches in college?
>>25084976
>I'm 5'10"
Stopped reading there. I appreciate the sentiment but you aren't short irl, so if course women will still approach you. No one will approach me irl thanks to my height, and anyone I approach will immediately reject me.
Also, how the fuck did you manage to grow three inches in college?
>>25078964
>be 5'7
>get with one girl off tinder
>she says i'm gorgeous, really handsome
>is actually really cute
>we fuck like crazy
>move states after college
>constant rejection after rejection on tinder, can't even get conversations going
>dryspell since then
its like i was in the fucking twilight zone or something. how is it a girl can find you so handsome but then every other girl has no interest. its a statistical anomaly
What race are you sub 5'10 guys? I'm a little over 5'10 barefoot and usually the shortest white guy around, but other races are usually way shorter than me, even blacks.
>>25085005
it's a family thing, my dad and his dad both grew through college
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw I have had a few gf's
>>25085094
I'm 5'4 and Hispanic (Puerto Rican)
I'm taller than every female in my family, and the same height as my dad. Every other male in my family line (on both sides) is taller than us though.
>>25085094
Father was Spanish with minor French on his mother's side, Ecuadorian mestizo on his father's
Mother is Ecuadorian mestiza, so Spanish/Indigenous or "American Indian" mix
I am 5'6"
>5'9
Really sucks, tbqh. Sometimes I spend time near people my height, but when a bunch of normal adults 5'11+ pass near me I feel like a fucking kid
>mfw I see middle school kids taller than me
>mfw I saw a bunch of 7th grade girls that were like 5'8
>mfw shirts from when I was 14 still fit me
>mfw I'm 20
>mfw lifting is worthless, I'll always be a short fuck with short limbs
Everyone under 5'8, why haven't you killed yourselves already ? You're literally the height of a fucking 13 year old or worse.
I'm 6'2'' and I get a little nervous in public if I see a guy who is close to my height. I really feel sorry for you short fags.
>>25085094
5'8" and white here
This was not original. Where are you soul brother?
>measured my height with a ruler and got 66 inches
>start sweating buckets
>realize I made a mistake measuring and I'm actually 71 inches
wew
>>25085094
French canadian and 5'11
>>25078986
That's why you need to leave this thread
NOW
>>25085260
Sometimes as a fellow 5'9er I have to wear use shoes to get into the 5'11 range to feel better about myself
6'2" here, you guys might as well kill yourselves
>>25085567
I actually 66 inches.
>>25085914
AM. I ACTUALLY AM.
>>25078964
>5'8" & 5'9" faggots can fuck off. You're are not disadvantaged in anyway.
>this thread is only for the 5'7"
Yes, because one inch makes the difference between being in no disadvantage in anyway and having a life that sucks because of your height. Or maybe, maybe your problem is that you're a pussy, OP.
>>25085775
I will probably do it as well someday, I want to get to the same height.
We, 5'9/5'10 manlets are the only ones that can make proper use heights to get to a resonable height, every other manlet just looks goofy.
>use heights
>still a filthy manlet
wew, lad
>>25080482
>using sources whilst memeing
this is advanced 13chag
>>25079911
Normies wasting dubs, the post.
>>25084450
I'm 5'5 and my parents had the option of putting me on growth hormones at a young age. I still love them.
>>25080604
Get out you disgusting faggot
>>25083922
Stop bragging Chad, leave this board
>>25084018
>I'd love all of you if you'd let me
no, we don't, go away
>>25084018
>>25084018
Do you have a cute face?
If so be my gf
>>25085094
5'8"
White/Native mixed (not a muh heritage fag, actually 1/4 native)
>>25084542
you are average height,
that is the term you are looking for.
not tall, not short.
