>Went to watch midnight screening of meme awakens.
>Huge groups of people, couples, almost all of them teenagers with sweethearts.
>Get stared at by everyone like i'm going to shoot up the place.
>Hear people laughing about how i'm alone.
>Try to get unpopular seat in a corner, pray no one sits next to me.
>Large group of giggling girls sit next in my corner.
>Girl sitting next to me moves to the end after a few minutes.
>Hear "he smells".
>Get up and try to look for another seat.
>Nothing.
>Nothing.
>Get stared at as single guy walking up and down the isle.
>Give in and sit in a spare seat near the front, have to walk past people.
>"excuse me, excuse me, excuse me"
>almost knock of some Chads drink.
>"Is this seat taken" "Yes" "Is this seat taken?" "Yes"
>Sit next to another group of teenage friends.
>They use their phones and chat all the way through the movie.
>Kid starts crying behind me. People boo her. She doesn't leave.
>Someone threw jaffas at my head as credits roll and laughed.
>Tears come.
At least i'm home and can get drunk and pretend tonight didn't happen.
just bee urself anon its not difficult :) :) :)
>>25078628
>"he smells".
hit me hardest desu
that's what you get for going to see star wars and you deserved every bit of it
I can feel the hurt.
If this did indeed happen, I'm sorry anon.
>>25078667
This.
Why did you bother? Anything past the originals is just fan fiction tier.
I refuse to believe this happened
>>25078628
Go to the movies during school hours to avoid teenagers.
I dont think this happend
>>25078698
Same. People these days are extremely cruel but not in public like this.
Shit that never happened general?
Shit that never happened general.
>>25078697
They're all on Christmas holidays now surely.
>>25078628
Why are people cruel? Why can't they leave alone?
>>25078628
How did you get past the no singles policy?
>>25078628
>>Hear people laughing about how i'm alone.
>>Try to get unpopular seat in a corner, pray no one sits next to me.
>>Large group of giggling girls sit next in my corner.
>>Girl sitting next to me moves to the end after a few minutes.
>>Hear "he smells".
ill take "things that were only in anon's head" for 1600 ya cunt.
>le going to see movie alone meme
>>25078628
>>Hear "he smells".
JUST
FUCKING
SHOWER
My anus is broken and im too afraid to go to doctor.
I start sweating alot when sitting next to someone, i think i smell like anus or sewer.
Retards talk about privilage all the time, if I was a whiny victim I could easily claim check your "Sitting next to people and being relaxed and not anxious and paranoid of smelling like broken asshole" privilage
>>25079031
There's no system of oppression functioning against people who are too retarded to get their prolapsed asshole fixed
There's not a history of people with prolapsed assholes being discriminated against by dominant culture
There was never a time where people with prolapsed assholes were enslaved, abused, or mistreated by the masses
Just stop living on a diet of cheetos and mountain dew you filthy fuck
>>25078628
Should have realized that star wars popularity is purely based on hype.
> 2014: say you like star wars = massive foeveralone fuck
> 2015: FORCE AWAKENS HYPE, mate movie's gonna be sick!
> 2016: Eww you like star wars?
I don't even like the series but its ridiculous how its currently the 'in thing' when previously people have judged it.
>>25079124
> "LOL R2-D2 is so cute! Jar Jar Binks evil sith lord guyz, believe."
> "What's hoth?"
> "Revenge of the sith? Sorry i dont play warcraft"
> Don't talk to me ok?
>>25079124
George lucas has explicitly said before that the whole series was designed to sell shit to idiots and the long-term fanbase is either young normal kids playing with the lego, or overweight musty smelling man children talking about darth plageius. It can literally only be improved by having some normal fans.
>>25078628
This is literally you, OP. You're a smelly whinny bitch with no self-confidence BUT can turn it around and become a badass if you start taking care of yourself and acting like one.
I genuinely can't believe such a thing happens.
Either these stories are absolute lies or people in the U.S. are just absolute ultra tubro mega assholes.
> went earlier today
>there were a lot of teenagers but besides eating continuously and loudly they didn't really bother me
>i saw a few groups of quiet smiling nerdy middle aged men
>then there was this guy behind me that kept hitting my seat with his legs
>and he kept doing it at every scene, at least twice every minute
>i saw he was doing this to the person next to me too and I snapped
>i turned around and told him "hey you uneducated piece of shit, i will stab you in the neck with my pocket knife if you continue hitting my chair, learn to behave in public you idiot " and he looked like he just shit himself because he was just an old nerd and because i look like a ghoul
>then I realized that I kind of ruined the experience for the people around me since they got uncomfortable after witnessing this scene
>at least they stopped eating loudly and I could watch this shitty movie without feeling that idiot's knees in my back
>>25079341
>I turned and told him
You didn't do shit you fucking lying faggot
You're a socially retarded cunt and you were too much of a fucking pussy to even ask him politely to stop
There's literally no need to lie here you fucking faggot kill yourself
>look somewhat normal
>still refuse to go to movies alone in fear of a situation like this
T-t-torrent master race
>>25079308
this, except for the 'he smells' part, which is justified in case OP doesn't shower on a daily basis
>>25078628
What the hell is with cinema culture in the USA? People in Europe go to see movies alone all the time - I've never done it myself but know plenty who have.
Why are people ridiculed so horribly in the USA for this? And why is there a no singles policy over there??
>>25079248
>George lucas has explicitly said before that the whole series was designed to sell shit to idiots
sauce?
This is obviously true but where does he say that?
went a day after it was released in the middle of the day
everyone is at work its only me and like 5 other people.
everyone keeps to themselves, not a single sound throughout the movie.
sucks to be you senpai
why would anyone ever go to a movie near release is beyond me. even with family.
