So /r9k/, let's get to the point:
What's the whitest thing you have done?
fucked my little sister
Unironically thinking about shooting up my school. Sure is nice I dropped out.
Join a country club.
>>25077744
I've done my own taxes.
I'm 20.
This stacy
>>25077744
jerked it to some picks I found on 4chan while on the toilet at work. Multiple times.
Being a normal person
>>25077768
I've been golfing at two country clubs. Checkmate.
Act civilized
taken a girl out for lunch break in a taxi from our private school paid for by my father's account at our yacht/tennis club's restaurant.
Talked to my dad
>>25077744
Ur momma
>>25077836
Not a competition, friend. Just saying, it's pretty damn white.
>>25077864
You know the weirdest thing was when I worked in construction, the foreman and all of the supervisors absolutely loved golfing. I thought they were trying to pull a fast one on me but no. They legitimately loved it. Never understood why. Imagine the stereotypical hairy, barrel chested, foul mouthed foreman. That was my boss. And he loved to golf.
>>25077838
He said the whitest anon
I make fun of minorities, while claiming to be a victim of racism when they make fun of me back.