>Tfw I got a dildo molded after my penis for my gfs birthday
Do you think she'll like it?
She would have preferred one of her ex who was bigger.
Of course not, she can have the real thing whenever she snaps her fingers. She's going to be mad as fuck, better hope Chad doesn't give her the angry frustration sex she will crave.
Sounds romantic. Is it at least platinum silicone? Thermoplastic rubber will give her cancer.
I thought it would be fun to make a penis champagne flute modeled after my member. I'd want to make a mold, cast, 3d scan, enhance, 3d print mold, then blow glass, file, fire polish, then make a nifty box.
You need a backup gift though. Something she can tell her parents about when they ask.
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>>25076087
Fuck off faggots. Normies out.
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>>25076087
>Sounds romantic.
Jesus Christ, this is as far as we've dropped. Save us Trump, I can't deal with degeneracy anymore.
>>25076117
All men are obsessed with their dick. Fuck off back to tumblr, 'fembot'.
If a bitch wouldn't be happy with my dick I'll dump her ass for someone who is. If anyone doesn't feel the same they're a cuck.
>>25076132
Your right. I take back my comment. The only romantic gift is a debeers diamond ring and diamond necklace with matching diamond bracelet and diamond earrings. Handmade stuff is so on the wrong side of history.
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>normie telling robot to get off his board
You fucking tumblr cock sucking son of a faggot father, take yourself and your gf and fuck off my board.
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>>25076117
>Have a gf.
>Robot.
This is what /r9k/ has come to. Thanks fucking normies.
>>25076025
Only if it's bigger than the real one
>>25076117
Someone's living in fuckin lala land
>>25076200
After years of seeing the self improvement, redpill, pua, and mgtow threads even I managed to land some stupid bitch gf. You can to. /r9k/ isn't the incel board. That's wizchan. /r9k/ is for autists.