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are you supposed to hide your porn from your hypothetical girlfriend?
Why would she be snooping through your things ?
I have all ameture stuff, is that worse for a gf to see then professional?
dump kittens folder
Nah, you both share your porn folders with each other and go through them together. It's a great way to talk about kinks and fetishes and what you like.
>>25075987
Because women always, always, always snoop. They have no respect.t. guy who had a gf once, she found my collection of Rose images. hard to explain that to a woman.
>>25075987
i'm guessing i'd let my gf look at my computer
>>25076007
only 270/?1000
>>25075987
Because all girls do that.
And yes you should. They honestly believe that guys in relationships actually jack off in their bed with their eyes closed whispering "Oh yeah my girlfriend is so hot", if they find out you watch porn, no matter how much she tolerates it, it will inevitably start fights
>>25076037
>it will inevitably start fights
Why? Why am i not allowed to jack my dick off to what i want.
>>25076058
Because she's dating you so she owns you and your penis.You are whipped.
>>25076034
>tfw no short haired qt gf
>tfw everytime I come across one of these she ends up being a powerdyke and it's too late to sorta break the friendship
>>25076017
My porn folder is exclusively filled with women who have huge tits. Assuming I ever have a chestlet gf, how do you think this would look?
>>25076034
>tfw no short hair androgynous qt gf
It's not like anyone else is ever going to use your computer.
>>25076058
>you think they look better than me, don't you?
>I bet you would love me more if I had fake tits you disgusting pig
>this girl looks totally different than me, what's wrong with me?
And many more.
They will invent huge stories from the little fact that you jack off to what your body is attracted to and then go on with your day. Their lack of confidence is fucking cancerous, trust me it's easier to manage a gigantic lie about watching porn than it is to manage their crazy asses.
>>25076076
it depends girl to girl. No two are the same so I can only give you my perspective and say that it wouldn't bother me. You might fap to girls with big tits, but none of them get to date you and in this hypothetical I would be reassured knowing that you had chosen me anyway.
>>25076139
>>you think they look better than me, don't you?
But what if shes right? I cant just lie to her and say shes better.
>>25075998
They can't really tell the difference, unless they believe some amateur shit has been sent to you directly by the girls.
>have an ecchi folder
>have a folder called Private filled with pictures I took of my own dick while really hard
>have a folder called Porn
>have a folder called Rose
>have a folder called "FLCL sex flash game"
>this is all within a folder called Pornography
I hope I get a gf just so she can sift through this stuff one day. I would love to see a girl's reaction.
>>25076164
I like how you gave your reply such a personal spin. I almost feel as if you and I were already dating.
Anyway though, thanks for taking the time. I would be horribly disgusted if I found out a potential girlfriend had a folder full of big dicks or muscular men (of which I have neither).
>>25076037
Solution: Jack off to naked pictures of your girlfriend and make sure she knows it.
Then jack off to your secret fetishes on the hush hush, she won't realize you masturbate to anything else.
>>25076173
You better lie to her, dude. They can't handle not being the hottest girl in your eyes. It's like, in the top 3 of things they must never know.
I only have a trap/feminine boy folder. What will happen if a gf finds out?
>>25076220
That's what I did.
...Which on the other hand, made her finding the porn even more dangerous.
Not only is a girlfriend who doesn't send nudes a shitty girlfriend, but it won't stop her from looking through your shit anyways.
>>25076197
The important thing to remember about porn is that even though it's photos and stuff, it's not really there in the viewer's life.
Even if you date someone with pictures of muscle guys in her porn folder, you are still better than them. She chose to date you. You won real life and don't have to be jealous of someone who has never met your gf ever.
Most fantasies of all kinds are larger than life anyway. Porn is no different, it's mostly exaggeration in some way.
>>25076249
My bf had a folder of those, it never bothered me.
It's such a common fetish anyway.
>>25076249
She will congratulate you.
Seriously, what do you think? She will think you're a weirdo forever if by any luck she doesn't dump you.
>>25076288
>being gay is a fetish
>>25075970
Hell no. A real girlfriend should be encouraging you to be even dirtier
>>25076182
>unless they believe some amateur shit has been sent to you directly by the girls.
What about things like picture related.
>>25076288
How do I get a trap approving gf?
Every time I've told a girl I'm bi they are dissapointed.
>>25075970
no one will know...
Get a fucking flash drive and keep it somewhere hidden when youre not fapping
>>25076288
>a sane woman
W-what
>>25076272
shes dating you because she doesnt stand a chance with the muscle guys.
clearly she prefers the muscle guys, she gets off to them. If one looked at her right, she'd leave you for him in a heartbeat.
>Windows XP
>2015
>>25076272
>she chose to date you
No she didn't. If she had the choice between you and the people she flicks her bean to, you wouldn't stand a chance in hell.
But she didn't and she's stuck with you between dreams of the perfect lover.
>>25076308
You can put shit like that in a folder called "roast dinner" and she wouldn't even notice
>>25076316
I guess you just have to find a girl who isn't self-conscious.
For reasons I don't understand there is a stigma against bisexual people in general. My ex was bi and he had similar problems where people always thought that he would leave them just because he had the potential to be attracted to the opposite sex.
>>25076272
That's a really level-headed way of looking at it. I can't come to the same conclusion unfortunately.
Get off /r9k/ and make someone happy.
>>25076308
Any naked chick will spark shit in your relationship.
>>25076337
why not?
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