>tfw no average-looking, pure, Christian gf
>>25074827
you don't want to get involved with that shit lad
>>25074827
>average
>posts an 8/10
>>25074865
>>25074867
>gobbling up the b8
>>25074867
>that nose
>8/10
Average and willing to fugg > 9/10 who never shuts the fuck up about dumb shit
Then again, I do have a bit of a butterface fetish.
>>25074865
GET OUT OF HERE NORMAL SCUM
THIS IS SAFE SPACE GET OUT
>>25074876
Whoops, forgot you autists only of 0/10 or 9/10-10/10.
>>25074885
Lol, you guys really are the opposite of tumblrinas.
>Worships the demon-overlord Baal
>Good girl
>>25074889
nah m8 she's a solid 6/10.
barely above average
>>25074897
I TOLD YOU ONCE YOU DUMB NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
>>25074929
No.
Next question.
>>25074932
GET THE FUCK OUT OR I CALL THE POLICE
>brother married an average-looking, pure, Christian girl
>she never shuts up
>despite being in her early 20s she still only watches literal children's movies
They invited me over for a movie night a couple weeks ago. Three of us. All adults. We each picked a movie. This was the one she chose. This woman asked herself what movie three adults might want to watch and chose fucking Firehouse Dog.
>remain pure for 25 years in the hope I will find a nice, pure Christian girl and marry her
>never find one
>start to think they don't actually exist
>decide fuck it, I might as well be a degenerate like everybody else
>be a degenerate
>the very next fucking day, meet a wonderful girl
>she's nice, pure and has the same values about relationships that I had
>actually likes me
>but now I can't have her because I am a degenerate
>>25074959
she sounds like fun to me
I want a family woman, not some cocaine-snorting roastie pig
>>25074965
>>658056429
>>658056429
>>658056429
cringe thread that way lad
>>25074959
>hating kid's movies
>>25074940
Nice memespeak cancerlord, now you can proceed to post dumbfrog and spam REEEE to try to fit in as hard as you possibly could.
>>25074975
Fucking FIREHOUSE DOG. Like, fuck, man. At least pick something with a PG-13 rating. The youngest person there is 22 and you're gonna put on a movie about a kid who learns to to move past his uncle's death after meeting a very special dog? Firehouse Dog is a movie you watch with a kid you're babysitting, and you fall asleep halfway through because it's so boring.
>>25075003
Kid's movies are targeted at kids, not adults. There usually isn't a lot of substance there for an adult. Especially not one like fucking Firehouse Dog.
>>25075013
she doesn't need perverted sex and violence to entertain her
I think you should stop spending time around her, you sound like a bad influence
>>25075033
Trust me, I don't want to spend time around her. She talks so fast I can barely understand what she's trying to say. It's like someone got really bored of listening to her at one point and hit fast forward but then never shut it off.
>>25074959
>oh no, she didn't want to watch TITS AND GUNS 2: THE SEXY EXPLOSIONING
>this simply will not do!
>>25074827
>that girl
>"pure Christian"
She takes Chad's dick on the regular.
>>25074959
>>25075013
Did you have to watch Firehouse Dog? I remember watching that shit in school on a lazy day. I think your wording is hilarious, but I agree with you.
>>25075052
>>25075033
It's a boring shitty movie with a plot that's made for children to enjoy. Fuck off whiteknights.
>>25075052
>if it isn't aimed at ten-year olds it's TITS AND GUNS
Do you even know what I brought? Because I brought a few, in case.
>Anchorman
>Dredd
>Big Fish
>Gattaca
>Hot Fuzz
I brought a decent enough variety. Most of these are non-violent. Big Fish borders on being a kid's movie but it's better than FUCKING FIREHOUSE DOG and is aimed at a slightly older audience. I'm not asking for hardcore pornography, I just don't want to watch a movie that would bore an eleven-year old.
>>25075109
I probably could have left but I didn't want to be rude, so I sat through Firehouse Dog. I wouldn't say I watched it because I was doing my best to tune it out.
Firehouse Dog is a good movie you sack of shit.
>>25075117
>>Anchorman
>>Dredd
>>Big Fish
>>Gattaca
>>Hot Fuzz
>this guy criticises other people's taste in movies
>>25075152
Yeah, I do. You got a problem with that, champ?
>>25074827
>tfw no loyal and loving pure Catholic gf to come home to after the crusades
End me family
