>>25074602
Its not cool or like that at all fuck off your city is the best spot to be

>>25074602
I've done everything in this greentext, without a gf though.

And just because they don't live in the city doesn't mean they aren't sluts. Not saying all of them are, but it certainly happens.

>>25074684
Yeah, rural girls can be worse.

Think trailer trash spitting out kids in 10th grade, and all the incest.

>>25074699
>Think trailer trash spitting out kids in 10th grade, and all the incest.

Nah those are just suburbanites on the outskirts of the city trying to be "country". THAT's trashy. I hate those kind of people.

>>25074602
Its not like that at all lol. Its more like

>drive 30 miles to store then remember its closed on Thursdays
>someone new in town, everyone freaks the fuck out
>you are the only person within 50 miles to know what an anime is
>fucking Spar corner store
>internet stops working, lie on bed until it works again

>>25074733
It was like OP's greentext for me, but let's not forget

>going into town is an actual trip
>this means that anything you want to do pretty much takes up the whole day and you have to drive a lot
>want to go see a new movie, have to drive for an hour and a half one way, still have to go home at some point
>take the family 9mpg truck into town
>oh my fucking god my wallet what have they done toy ou
>this kills the the will to do anything
>getting groceries takes forever, bring the ice chests
>wildfires are a very real threat
>power goes out, hope you have a generator
>you are the only person that knows what 4chan is
>to everyone else, computers are solely for CNC shit, CAD, and checking email
>why are the bugs everywhere in the fucking countryside
>not even peaceful bugs, there's scorpions and tarantulas and flies as big as your thumb
>car breaks down, call friend who lives an hour away to come and get you
>car breaks down, hike several miles home to get the other car
>stuck behind a backhoe on the road
>deer eat every fucking plant you want to grow
>deer hop five foot fences like it's nonexistent
>your dog goes missing, it's now gone forever and there is zero chance of recovering it
>might find bits of the corpse later, if coyotes didn't completely devour it
>going "out to dinner" rarely ever happens
>anything breaks, better know how to fix it and have the tools for it
>internet connection is and always will be garbage, good luck trying to play an MMO ever
>those extra weird fuckers that live in complete isolation and everyone avoids
And last but not least
>horse girls

What stops you, OPpie? Sell your shitty apartment, buy a patch of land, cultivate that shit, learn to be self-sufficient, get buff and sexy by plowing the field, brew your own cider, laugh at wagekeks and NEETs who rot away in a big city

>>25074937
>implying robots can do any of that
jus b urself

>>25074602
From the time I lived in the country in South America:
>dogs everywhere
>people are all really nice, say hi to you and make an effort to get to know you
>visitors are infrequent
>getting groceries is a pain, requires trip to the city which takes >1hr
>nice to walk around the edge of town and see almost nothing
>anything having to do with the outside world (from their perspective) is really cool and interesting
>farm for food mostly, work every day to maintain it
>work isn't horrible but isn't nothing either
It's nice to visit and be there for a bit, but I wouldn't recommend living there for as long as I did.

>>25074828
>those extra weird fuckers that live in complete isolation and everyone avoids
I bet they're interesting people

>>25075037
They're not like isolated NEETs that are actually interesting to talk to.

Think more like Deliverance, except toned down.

>>25075068
>Think more like Deliverance, except toned down.
So they use lube rather than going in dry