>browse 4chan
>all the virgins here think I'd want to date them
>tfw they think just because I'm a femanon, i'll settle for anything less than what I deserve as a woman
>>25074221
ikr! like omg stop XD
>>25074221
finally, a real femanon. Nice cunt, roastie.
400 responses after mine guaranteed
>>25074221
>settle
im a legitimate catch for any women who would give me a chance
thats the problem no women gets to know me
>>25074267
>im a catch
>nobody wants to get to know me
if you were worth getting to know, somebody already would have
source: im a girl who tried dating a "nice guy" like you
pic related it's you. loser
Usually these troll threads have pretty decent bait in the OP. This one is way too obvious, better luck tomorrow.
>>25074221
>Be fembot
>Virgin loser offers to be my bf
>Tell him to fuck off for not being Chad
>tfw no bf
>>25074288
Hello robot! Off to go fishing eh? I have a feeling that you'll catch quite a lot today!
>deserve as a woman
a bullet
>>25074314
um excuse me? was i talking to u? creep
>>25074253
A personal guarantee?
I met a girl in /b/ of all places who sold me norcocs and xanax for a few months. She was pretty cool. I'd always meet her super early in the morning or late at night which was a pain in the ass. Still, she was cool and I never once flirted with her because I'm not some autistic faggot who thinks every woman is a whore and/or interested in me.
>>25074420
Yes anon
You have my personal guarantee
>Browse 4chan since 14
>Became a normie in the mean time
>1 gf for 18 months, pretty sure it's scarred me mentally
>Had girls but not been with any seriously
>Only girl I've liked in the last 4 years turned me down a couple of months ago
>Rarely come across a girl I actually like more than a friend or fuck
>21 years old
>Going to finish university without finding anyone
>Just want a nice gf I get on with
>Trying not to cling to the hope that the girl might end up going for me
I'm pretty sharp-tongued and not phased by much but when she turned me down I literally stood there with nothing to say, felt bad man.
>tfw no confident gf like OP
I fucking used to like the shy and unsure girls but now that I have seen what they are like I would like to have confident gf but I'm too fucking lazy so I'm just spending my days on computer doing nothing productive at all.
Plz end my suffering.
>>25074221
Go back to /fem/ you whore.
>>25074472
>tfw been browsing 4chan since 2006 when I was 11
I never had a chance
>>25074571
>tfw my mind has been warped and estranged from the norm by /x/ since I was 13
>tfw pretty much schizo-tier at this point because of my distrust of the world around me
>>25074551
I seriously tought this was a new board hiroshimoot had made for a minute.
>>25074612
It's a board on cripple chan
>tfw chestlet
>tfw flat ass
>tfw broad shoulders and narrow hips
>tfw giant jew nose
did my body think it was male or something? why did I end up with a vagina
I would get a sex change, but I'm 5'5" and I don't want to be a manlet
>>25074636
Post pic
I want to see this
>>25074612
WTF does that post even mean?
Nothing has changed, ypou are not welcome here. I read that fucking post on /fem/ and was disgusted to know that you cunts do honestly post here and are upset you arent accepted. Fuck off or I will find you and rape you.
>>25074636
>boob job
>squats and oats
>???
>nose job
I started browsing 4chan when I was 9
How pathetic am I?
>>25074650
I would have to spend over 20,000 dollars on plastic surgery. where would I get that money?
>>25074669
are you qt? get some beta cuck to pay for it.
>>25074669
What's wrong with a flat chest?
I'm a 32A and I would give so much for a reduction. I hate these mounds. They're gross and make me feel dysphoric.
>>25074571
>>25074603
>start looking at porn when i was six from a spray in counter strike
>see somebody having kinky sex when i was seven
>know it was sex but get curious about why they were tied up and got hit
>find BDSM stuff on ask jeeves
>spend childhood and teen years posting on BDSM sites
>go deeper and deeper, beast and occult stuff and so many different stories and fantasies
>none of this stuff can be real, theres no way itll happen in real life
>mother gets into dog breeding when im like 14
>german shepherd, fully intact, wonderful cock
>know its not right or safe and i could be so fucked
>i really need to be fucked
>get knotted
>get a car at 18
>get PO box
>start keyholding for the same guys i sent nudes to when i was underage
>make fair living as dominatrix in college, eventually drop out
im living with 2 full time pets now, its a really nice life
>>25074677
>are you qt?
read
>>25074636
of course I'm not. I wish it was that easy. >>25074682
I have the body of a guy. sometimes I look in the mirror and it seriously looks like the body of many guys I know. I'm not even transsexual.
>>25074706
I meant in the face (besides the nose) I'm the guy that suggested plastic surgery
>>25074636
Sounds like you'd be good at sports at least. To be honest though you all kind of got fucked by feminism, and I feel a little bad. Guys normally used to look for all sorts of traits in women. A variety of skills and personalities were desired, but now marriage and kids are off the table so we just spend our 20s and 30s fucking around. There's only one type of woman I want for that. None of those other traits are relevant anymore because I'm not looking for a wife I'm looking for a fuck buddy. I feel a little guilty but I friendzone girls all the time now... Sorry but you can't compete with Stacy in this game. Being charming, loving, cooking for us, etc just don't matter anymore because I'm not looking further than tomorrow.
>>25074221
>not trying hard enough
DUBS
CHECKE EM ROBOT
>>25074472
Holy shit annon am I younger you?
>18
>girl friend of nearly 2 years went full retard and cheated
>feelsbadman
>I proceeded to ruin her social life
>now pretty much a normie
>get with girls fairly often
>dont really like any of them that much
>new girl I like thought she was single
>asked her out... shes in a secret relationship
>stand there like a dumb ass
>resign to thinking that any girls I would like are few and far between and/or taken
Why is it always women that claim to have "wanderlust".
Is their desire to travel just a way of making up for their ridiculously shallow lives with "worldliness" and taking a cock in every continent?
>mfw some cunt thinks she's cultured because she's been to the beach on a few countries
>>25074799
Personally I like to travel for a few reasons, mainly for the excitement of it. i managed to save enough to go hiking in Scotland as my first ever out of country vacation and it was really exciting, it was more and less than i was expecting but totally worth it. i want to try and go to more exotic places after I build up more confidence in my abilities. i've always felt an inclination to travel every since I discovered pic related, and read her books, she's been an idol for most of my life. Scotland isn't very exciting but the Scottish Way can be really intense in parts
>>25074706
Let's trade, I want a male body
>>25074221
>Your 100% free reply
Get bent roastie, nobody could love a whore. Men will sense it and treat you accordingly.
>>25074221
>No anon thinks that
I know it's a troll thread
>>25074221
Obligatory (you). Get enough and maybe daddy will finally love you ;)
>>25074221
the fuck are doing here then?
How about you bitches grow up, get fit and get hobbies?
Went on a date with a femanon. Was a hamplanet. LOOSE WEIGHT FFS
>be me
>open femanon feel threads 24/7
>see men squirming
>laugh out loud
hahahahah ull never learn im a girl btw
>>25075522
>be me
>Have time off work
>Wanted to know what it looked like when someone had so little respect for their pathetic existence that they actively pursued making it come off as even more pathetic
>See femanons passive aggressively trying so hard not to come off as butthurt
Thought I would weigh in on this with my time off of work. Made my day a bit better knowing how good I have it.
Nice dubs btw
>>25074355
>you creep
You're definitely a woman
>implying I'd want a girlfriend from here
If I'm supposed to settle for something like that, I'll rather settle for that tumblr-tier chick that's been inviting me over for a while. From what she said she seems like a keeper, at least. She did that retarded shit with long-distance relationships a lot so doubt she's your typical "baw I don't want to wake up alone" roastie cunt kek
>>25074221
wew lad, this is some good shit right here, smelling it like I would a french nationalist.
>>25074221
omg fembot feels
>tfw wore my new jeans today
>no men even noticed, just creeps stared at my ass
>>25074221
Fuckoff you filthy roastie
Original comentario
>dating a woman thats so fucking ugly or insecure she browses /r9k/
I hope you guys never do this
>>25074221
Hate the bait not the master baiter.
>>25077112
mystery is literally perfect please get out
>>25074221
God damn op, time it down, you'll start another Elliott Roger shooting.
>>25076829
thats your fault for having your ass sticking out of your jeans
>how can they look at your ass and not your jeans you dumb cunt
>never have had male friends or bfs
>now working predominantly with men
it is true what they say about easy mode.
>>25074221
My oneitis is leaving for Europe for a year in a few days.
How do I get her to go out with me before then?
>>25074687
I reallllyyyyyyy hope you get raped and murdered tbqh
>>25074301
We all know that feel, sister.
>>25074221
Baitu threadu
Robots truly are the most pathetic bunch of little boys on the internet. Fucking hilarious.
>>25074221
enjoy being alone forever.
>>25074221
>what you deserve
None of us deserve anything. That's why we're here.
