It's almost 2016 wagecucks.. Another year, another dollar. Only 70 more years til retirement.
Oh, and don't forget your boss wants you working Christmas Day
>>25074069
Sorry wagecuck, but them's are the breaks.
I can't wait to curl up in my blanket like a toasty little cinnamon bun and drink some nice hot chocolate.
...like I do everyday.
>>25074069
Thanks brah. All us wagecucks were so depressed at the Christmas party thinking about how we hate our job so much, I think I even saw someone leave early with a random roastie, the absolute slave.
>>25074092
only 70 more years until you're dead and forgotten but for a footnote in your mom's diary
>>25074163
Yeah and don't forget the mandatory Christmas party with your fellow colleagues. If you don't turn up you won't be getting that promotion (boss is going to promote his son anyway but you have to have something to look forward to).
>>25074177
Oh yes, i forgot that the majority of wage slaves are immortalized for eternity for their service to society. I saw the sandwich artist honor wall just last week!
>mfw I make these threads and I'm a wageslave
Search you memes, you know it to be dank.
>>25074069
I love the progression in these, another year, 70 years XD LMAO desu
hahaha wage cucks on suicide watch
i'm not even setting an alarm tonight
normally i wake up early as a luxury but who gives a shit i do what i want and the government pays me
tomorrow i'm finna wake up and eat 3 fried eggs, 3 pieces of toast, and a huge salad, and make a rare ass espresso
>>25074192
>don't work very hard
>got promoted anyway
>tfw I'm actually working on New Years Eve night
Those fucking pallets won't load themselves yo. At least I'm getting paid thrice for that shift
>>25074092
That must be hell, Jesus
I can't stand lying around at home all day
>>25074334
>wagecucks are so far gone that they confuse heaven with hell
Truly a shame.
>>25074334
Yeah, comfy idleness is literally hell. Wouldn't wish it on anyone!
>>25074334
Even I'm a wage slave and would do almost anything to have the NEET lifestyle of nothingness again. Time moved slower then, now I'm 28 and time just goes faster and faster. I'll be ancient before I can even realize it because I'm just so busy I lose track of the small and slow parts of life.
>>25074359
>>25074367
I don't know how you do it.
But I even do volunteer work to keep myself busy.
I simply can't stand not doing anything.
Seriously what is your secret?
>got all of xmas week off, plus the weekend before and after
>didn't have to use my vacation for it
>also only have to work mon-wed the week before, and it's going to be 100% chill because everyone is thinking of new years including the bosses
>basically a free and paid 2 week vacation
This is how great it is when you have a job that's worth having
>>25074387
The fact that time moves faster is what is so good about a busy life style.
This way I can skip through all this boring stuff quickly until I meet the girl of my dream.
It is going to happen sooner or later, right?
>>25074409
I explained that poorly, my apologies. I have Dec 19-27 off, nobody is going to have to do much of any work Dec 28-30, then I have 31-Jan 3 off.
>>25074409
That's ameteur
>he doesn't get a job and take all his holiday straight away
>then quit and repeat
>he's not living the 'employed but unemployed' lifestyle
>>25074423
I'm gonna be honest with you man, I have a gf and love her, been together over a year now. Things don't get easier though, if anything gfs are more responsibility, in a good way sometimes but other times it is just a ball of stress that has no end. The whole process of life just continually throwing another road block up after you've just taken care of the last one is sanity draining.
>>25074423
No m8, that is life. You're going to be on your deathbed wondering where it all went
>>25074448
Oh man, I know that feeling. I used to date this girl, but things went horrible. But after I broke up with her, I felt so completely depressed and alone. Which is why I believe all these relationship problems are much better than this deathly cold loneliness.
>>25074449
I'm 27, and every time I lie in bed, my mind just can't stop torturing me with these thoughts.
>>25074487
>all these relationship problems are much better than this deathly cold loneliness
Yeah, that's pretty true. I'm just tired, need a vacation but that is far away.
