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some sad chestlet kept posting landwhales in the other thread
ergo new thread for high test women only
will make another one if the chestlet shits this one up too :3
Good high test milfs/milf porn lads?
this board isn't for porn
>>25074444
nice quads
high test teacher
>>25073975
You can have your silly thread, senpai. I just wanted you to notice me.
Arigato goziamashita ^_^
>>25074468
why they let hs teachers be so appealing to high test niggas like me
what outdoor activities can you even do with a gf like this? so much fat theyll get tired fast. forget about running, rock climbing, parkour. i dont see the appeal from a health standpoint
>>25074507
Wrong question, what you need to ask is what you can do with her in the bed.
>>25074518
Nothing I can't do with a thinner, more fit girl.
>>25074518
Indeed. I'd give up at least two of my toes for a gf like OP's pic. Bonus: her parents want you to have as many kids as possible and they take care of them and you can just focus on breeding.
>>25074619
>tfw this will never ever happen
>>25074507
>le parkour with your gf
You actually 14?
>>25074566
I don't care how much she can do on a squat, she won't have an ass like that.
>>25074507
But you get to watch all the goods jiggle in that short time, so it makes up for it.
Although parkour? Are you a faggot?
I love that girl. I would want someone as thick as that.
>>25074507
> Go parkour with gf
Im sure she can discuss katana folding with you.
>>25073975
Dominican Poison. If anyone was wondering who this semen demon is
Breasts are just replacement asses.
This is what my Chinese cartoons tell me.
>fedora running with your gf
Bait this good must be taken.
>>25074507
You realize literally nobody does any of that irl, right?
Lets get some more white chicks in this thread.
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A girl I catfished
>>25077775
nice
what happened when she learned you were fake and gay?
>>25077810
She didn't, I just cut contact with her when she was being a pain in my ass
"Please can I have some of your spunk Mr.?"
>>25077849
no, need to keep my gains
>>25073975
>tfw only women with exaggerated womanly features like this can get me going
I don't see how anyone can like flat chicks or small breasts
>>25077882
>tfw constantly called a fetishist freak on here for preferring chubbies to slim/fit girls
>tfw flat out called a liar when i say i've had both and i dont like skinnies, one of the main reasons is they suck to cuddle
>tfw small dick
>tfw will never know the joys of a high test girl
Just fuck my life.
>>25077903
those bleeding heart feminized men sure get upset about people liking what they don't like, huh?
>>25077946
its not even about the tits for me. it's all in the ass/hips/thighs region.
if its not thick, it doesnt really make my dick hard
i mean my dick isntbig or anything, 6x5, but i'm not gonna let that stop me from liking what i like
Good fat proportions are rarer than good skinny genetics, sadly.
Of course, that is to say that good genetics are rare - a woman that comes with +5kg over the BMI would be the price in the wild nature, offspring got all they need.
>>25077991
(cont.)
I got some
All I want is a chubby, lactating woman to hold me down with her weight and force me to drink every last drop of milk from her breasts. Someone with a body like:
>>25077946
Is that too much to ask?
>>25078005
cont. for the bot
>that feel when you thoroughly enjoy the entire spectrum of testosterone levels
what a time to be alive
>>25073975
I'm in love with this woman. She is just my type.
>>25078033
Damn they are perfect
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I fucking fapped twice today, guess gonna get ready for a third
>>25079507
more?check please
High test? Let's see what we got in the vault.
The chest aaand...
>>25080027
the butt. Package!
You can just barely tell
Low Quality, High Test.
>>25080105
you are (not) alone, my nigga
So like, I never fully understood high test. Is it both ass and tits? ass, tits and belly? Can I post pics of them having only 1 large quality and it be high test?
>>25080135
high test is a meme
unsurprising that a tripfag has fallen for it.
>>25080116
Excellent!
Some thick thighs and hips for the booty lovers.
>>25080155
Does that word even mean anything anymore?
Like I've heard literally everything is a meme, so I don't think it even matters.I suppose it's unsurprising that a tripfag would think that?
>>25080161
yeah you fuckin' know it man =3=
Huh, I don't have a lot of pics of gals with both...
>>25080178
>Does that word even mean anything anymore?
Yes, it means it's a fake idea on the internet.
Do you think everything you read here is literal fact?
>>25080196
No. But a lot of ideas on the internet are fake ideas. Meme originally was a trend on the internet. Which, you know, can be anything if someone wants to strawman hard enough.
>>25080182
Merry Christmas or whatever you so may celebrate brohana.
>>25080209
this is some next-level autism. you should end your life asap.
>>25080209
It means you like exaggerated feminine features
>I like women with big boobs and big butts
>HAHAHA WOW SO TRANSGRESSIVE AND EDGY, I really am special for having this opinion! :D
>>25080226
us secular jews don't give a fuck what holiday it is
right back at you brosef, stay high test
>>25080227
Do you enjoy saying mean things on the internet?
>>25080231
Oh. Excellent! That's ALL my collection is.
>>25080241
Did someone say that? Seems kind of a weird thing to say.
Paige Turnah
>>25080257
You too Broseidon.
Some bursting boobs.
Some bounding booty.
>>25077927
Big dick, small dick, both are irrelevant as robots.
>>25078033
Anyone got this in gif-form? I don't want to activate my browser or movie player every time I want to look at it.
Some appeasement for the robot.
Goddamn I have a lot...
Insert generic banter here.
I am sentient.
>>25080434
or... so I'd like to think.
According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.
The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government.
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
>>25080499
fucking love that girl. http://pl.xhamster.com/photos/gallery/2390398/princess_busty_a_k_a_bunny.html for her full set
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
>>25080518
Thanks brotein!
The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general
Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.
The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison.
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.
Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
Great thread here.
http://xhamster.com/movies/1005154/kiki_kakuchi_flashes_her_big_knockers.html
In my opinion she has the greatest breasts on earth.
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
far as i can recall, i got a cowtits gf once by virtue of my interest in literature
>>25080655
I'm collecting links now too! So thank you for your contribution.
While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
>>25080673
I have a cow tits GF, it's the best isn't it bromancer?
The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
>mfw when thick thighs, big tits, and curvy waist
>not thick by american standards
all because i dont have a big poking out bunda. sad.
At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.
>>25080714
Depends how thick, big and curvy you are.
Surely you beat out girls with small or none?
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
>High test threads full of delicious curvy qts
>tfw around people
Muh dick needs attention
Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
>>25080765
My apologies kind sir! But at the same time; you're welcome.
Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.
In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.
The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
Rats cannot throw up.
MUH. FUCKING. DlCK.
Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.
>>25080919
shit taste in vidya desu
would not fuck
>>25080913
Stay tuned for more!
Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius.
>>25080931
Pfft, with tits like that she can play whatever she wantsin the other goddamn roomso long as I get tit fucks.At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.
A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds.
Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.
Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.
Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.
Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
We will now cut to commercial.
are these fact core facts
>>25080324
lets get this started
>>25081089
They absolutely are!
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
>>25081116
is it weird that i recognized them as such
>>25073975
all my HHHNNG.
Coming through with some high test heat of my own
>>25081094
We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.
>>25081216
Naw, they have a distinct feel.
>>25081441
Contribute away brethren!
Good old fashioned test thread
test dumping
Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.
ultimate test dump
Fact: Space does not exist.
high test parade
>>25081441
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>>25081487
Fuck off with this horse shit.
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
test 4 the test god
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
>>25081510
And here come the low test betas
transcendent test
The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years.
glorious test arises
To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.
According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
>>25081549
Who the hell is this??? That body can't be real!
It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize'.
>>25081579
I have actually lost the source on it. I think it was Chloe Vervier? I don't remember
In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans.
The square root of rope is string.
The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.
I lost my external HD with all of my high test grills. I'll dump what I have.
Random words to satiate the robot.
More words for the robot.
>>25081664
Any bit helps, feel free to save whatever is here too!
Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it.
Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
Sorry for not being able to provide source on any of this shit.
In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.
Typing out words
Typing out more words.
>>25081718
That's cool broski, most of mine are sourceless anyways.sadly
The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
Words honoring other words.
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
This is a picture that steals all of my hnnng.
Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.
Tits for the test thread.
>>25081718
i know source for a few, gimme a bit to finish this game
>>25081811
You're a brilliant man.
In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
>>25081811
You are the real hero, soldier.
Stuff and etc.
The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth.
Damn the robot and all it stands for.
>>25081844
That... wasn't the image I clicked.
Apparently the image I clicked is too big a file size.
Have this as compensation.
Threads like these make life worth living.
This thread isn't helping my feels at all.
Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century.
hightest sandnigger
Words to fill up space.
The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.I wouldn't need to be thirsty to drink THIS cow's milk.
Praise Allah. For he is the light.
Textless dumps should be allowed.
>>25081902
Hightest sandnigger indeed.
>>25081941
Man...this thread is giving me too many feels about cowtits.
Picture with accompanying text.
>>25081556
>>25081541
>>25081532
>>25081522
>>25081506
>>25081479
>>25081469
>>25081441
You are ruining this thread.
>>25081811
>>25081718
>>25080919
>>25080884
>>25080837
are all jessica elwood
jsselwood tumblr com
Can't think of anything to say, so I'll say nothing.
When life gives you lemons, crawl in your shell.
>>25082014
God, you are a fucking saint.
The upper half
>>25082014
THANK YE KIND SIR, I've been searching what feels like ages.
>>25082048
And the lower half (SPP has serious hourglass)
I've got to eat something. I've been sitting in front of this computer all day.
Words words words and more words.
>>25077328
>implying I don't go scuba diving, hiking and snowboarding with my gf
She's perfect material for a high yest thread, too. And she can't keep up. So the anon you're replying to has it right.
noice thread
pic related: my 38JJ gf
Absolutely incredible.
>>25082129
That's a 4chan filename, bud. I also have that picture in a folder somewhere. Saved it years ago.
I'm running out. But only because I'm choosing the best of the best in terms of high test.
>>25082176
We posted those photos 2 years ago, I wanted to remove all exif data so cleared it all, posted them and re-downloaded them
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
And thus, we close yet another high-test thread. As the image limit prevents me, and I have other things to do today.
If ye need me to fill another tits or high test thread, just create and I shall be there.
Godspeed gentlemen
>>25081498
Who is this f.am?
>>25080135
>high test
the truest definition of a thick girl
>>25081766
>Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
no he didn't he thought the copenhagen interpretation was ridiculous to apply to everything so he made this experiment to show how absurd it was
1 fap a day keep the doc away
>>25078033
sauce? plplppkpkn
>>25074468
>On the board
>KFC
>Word, part, sentence
Are they teaching the niglets about fried chicken?
>>25080605
Why would you go and lie on the internet?
>>25081717
Again, not true in the slightest
>>25085491
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>>25082840
You know these are quotes from the Fact Sphere from Portal 2, right?
>>25077546
whos not milena?
>>25077373
Holy fucking shit, she's amazing.
Anyone know who she is?
>>25085589
Was the fact sphere a liar? The red duffy doesnt have a toxin, just carries a lot of mercury. Hilary was an explorer who had previously climbed mountains and parts of everest before- he didnt just 'teehee a bird lol' his way up the tallest above sea mountain in the world.
>>25079981
RIP my dick. It exploded the way it rose, with too much blood flow.
>>25086102
If you image search her it comes up as jenna hopkins
>>25086119
yeah he was, thats the joke.
Just create another thread
>>25081579
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