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FUCCKKK >I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND 3 WEEKS AGO >TONIGHT
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FUCCKKK

>I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND 3 WEEKS AGO
>TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO HER
>LET HER SLEEP IN MY BED
>WAKE UP TO A "what the FUCK ANON" at 1:30 am.
>SHE TOOK MY PHONE WENT THROUGH MY PICTURES AND SAW ALL MY REDPILLS ON NIGGER SHIT
>SHE HAS AN ADOPTED NIGGER BROTHER
>SHE BREAKS IT OFF WITH ME AFTER 20 MINUTES OF FIGHTING
>IVE BEEN CRYING FOR THE LAST 10
WHAT DO I DO
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>>25073376
Why do you autists do this shit to yourselves?
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>>25073376
Fuck her man. What makes her AND you think it's okay for her to look through your phone.

It's only been 3 weeks and she's already acting like a fucking lunatic? No man. You're better off.
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>>25073376
>I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND

And I stopped reading right there.
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You deserve it, dude. Why would you want a gf who goes through your phone anyway?
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>>25073376

She's a nosey cunt, she doesn't deserve your nice cock.
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>>25073403
Not OP.

But anon, you cared enough to post a response.

Nice job.
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Something similar happened to me with my old oneitis after she picked up my phone when I got up to throw something in a trash can.

She didn't talk to me for the rest of the semester (or ever again) and I learned to always keep a passcode on your phone.

I'd say fuck /pol/ for making those nigger statistics infographics, but really it was my own fault for not keeping that shit locked. Wtf was I thinking?
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>>25073430
>wow he posted a response, he must really care
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>>25073376
>I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND 3 WEEKS AGO

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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kill yourself racist normalshit
well deserved, die
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>tfw have a flip phone with no pictures

but yeah, you're better off

besides, woc have shitty lowselfworth and will just bother u with this kind of shit in the future
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>>25073392
FUCK YOU. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THIS?
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>>25073376
Face it anon, you are unfit for the normie world. Quit while you're behind.
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>>25073392
Is that the nigger stormtrooper from the commercial?
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>>25073376
u got what u deserved u racist shit
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>>25073376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WviwYLZubSw

Find a racist girlfriend desu
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>>25073400
Pass code your phone idiot.

>>25073530
Nope. He is going to live through the whole trilogy racist pig. Might lose an arm a hand, but he won't die.
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>>25073581
Link the OP when giving him advice faggot.
Everyone should have a phone code but the cunt shouldn't be searching it anyway
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>>25073482
Man fuck you fucking dicknose motherfucker why you gotta play that
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>>25073483
Because he's an asshole, and fuck am I pissed.
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>>25073651
What are you pissed about exactly?
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>>25073376
Man you fucked up, she's gonna tell other people about this shit. Might as well shut down your normie book and skip town. Autism really is a problem gripping this nation.
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>>25073437
You had it coming don't worry
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>>25073437
>I'd say fuck /pol/ for making those nigger statistics infographics

Hey! We are doing the lords work.
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>my ex finds shitloads of hentai on my computer
>anon wtf?
>sit down and tell her that I fap to it
>doesnt fucking care
>be together for two years after that

Nobody really cares. Maybe the racist thing might hurt but I live in country whre 95% of people are white and we are kinda a old colony state so nobody fucking cares about niggers/hates them from being a bunch of whiny dicks.
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>>25073376
>asian gf
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>>25073610
No. I'm mischief, don't follow no rules.
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>>25073683
I was upfront with my gf about hentai shit, she doesn't care really, it's better than lying. If you feel the need to hide something people will think it's far more degenerate than it actually is.
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>>25073400
this is the true answer to your dilemma. But this dude assumes you are not desperate as fuck. Honestly if I was desperate as fuck then I'd cry too because of my racism.

but yeah. Boundaries. Especially if you've only known someone for 3 weeks they should not be fucking around with your phone. They are bad news.
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>>25073376
1. Put a passcode on your phone
2. Go back to >>>/pol/
3. Kill yourself
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>>25073704
>>25073683
I find it hard to believe OP's ex would have stayed with him if he was open about hating niggers rather than hide it.
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>not having a motherfucking passcode on your phone

goddamn plebs
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Why are you autismos saving /pol/ infographics on your phones?And on top of that if you're going to be dumb enough to keep that shit on your phone why in the fuck wouldn't you put a lock on it? Fucking hell, you do this to yourselves
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>>25073683
>>25073704

What kind of hentai? How in depth did you explain it? We need these details
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>>25073704
This guy gets it. People really care so little about other people even if it is some degenrate shit like hentai.

>tfw I'm now a antiweeb and I have tons of physical copies of hentai mangas

5 years does a lot to a person. Want some free hentai? Only shipping in Finland and maybe Sweden.
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>>25073376
>SHE TOOK MY PHONE WENT THROUGH MY PICTURES AND SAW ALL MY REDPILLS ON NIGGER SHIT

Options
>Dunno, is that a virus?
>Maybe my friends do that
>I got the phone used, didnt really go through it.
>Its 1:30 and you're waking me up for this bullshit?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/pol/ FAGGOT BTFO

/pol/ FAGGOT ON SUICIDE WATCH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>25073747
I'm too beta for the last one and I had pictures of us, nudes, and frogs mixed in with them.
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>>25073761
>Yeah, i have an asshole added on skype that sends me this shit, dont worry bout it.


Are you fucking retarded, OP?

Also

>Not sorting your images into folders

wtf mayne?
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>>25073745
not that guy but I'm anti-weeb too and want to tell you to never look back, we're better off this way.
love you, anon.
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>>25073735
Hmm.. lets see.. I had Domin8 me as a mannga, also some futanari manga wich wasnt translated. Name might have been something like futanari princess something. Shitloads of touhou doujins. Mostly dominating and sm stuff. I also bought a dvd of Teachers Pet for the lulz of the dupping.

Also tons of Strike Witches doujins if I remember. That hard drive I had all those doujins died couple years back and this is all I can remember.

Oh yeah.. I had was it called Victim girls doujins on my computet too.

Those were the times.
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>>25073724
True, but he may have been able to soften the blow or otherwise. Though the fact her brother is black would probably make it pretty difficult. Hard to say, never heard of many Asians adopting blacks.

>>25073735
I'm mostly an /ss/ guy but I've got plenty of other shit that some women would find pretty degrading I suppose. I explained the general bits and what have you, she's not that interested see much of otherwise since she prefers just normal porn really, as she doesn't watch it all the time anyway. Not like she didn't know I had a shit ton of lewd anime on BD and shit beforehand.

>>25073745
I would if I could broham.
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Lol ive sent my gf the infographics and she doesent care
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You really don't want a gf who doesn't agree with you about how bad niggers are anyways.

Means she's a dumb slut who can't think for herself
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>>25073761
post the nudes, you faggot.
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>>25073797
Ok hold on wait a minute here anon... you're telling me a girl didn't mind you being into kiddie porn?

>a girl
>degenerate pedo porn
>you look at it
>she didn't mind

It doesn't add up.
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literally /pol/ the thread, why do you faggots leak out of your containment board? fuck off please
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That's what you get for being edgy
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>>25073683
>nobody fucking cares about niggers/hates them from being a bunch of whiny dicks

your parents are probably related
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>>25073857
Sorry. I'll remember to not offend your safe space next time you fucking jew.
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>>25073877

butthurt nigger detected
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>>25073376
Hahahahaahahahahabaab

But seriously I've had my heart broken by Asians. Learned the hard way to stick with my race
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>>25073761
Man you could have figured your way out of this if it wasn't your first relationship, I feel bad for you if anything at this point because of your naivete and need to please others.

>>25073849
Why would you be surprised in the degeneracy of women? And /ss/ is more for the self insert factor for me, but I suppose that's neither here nor there really. Don't have the desire to fuck kids as much as I wished I could have fucked milfs between the ages of 10-15 really. Getting Misato boners and watching Please Teacher really did a number on me. Especially given the fact Misato is a Christmas Cake and not a milf.
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>>25073400
They wait until you sleep then check your phone to see if you have been cheating. They do it only if they really like you. Asians man
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>>25073376
Greentext your argument OP
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>>25073400
Dubs don't lie.
>went through your phone
>adopted nigger brother
>asian
You dodged a bullet, OP.
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am I witnessing the Tumblr and /pol/ crowd that he infested this board fight it out?
I'm surprised neither side is posting anime girl reaction images to just bring it all together, all of you should kill yourselves, especially the people calling OP edgy and being PC police.
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>>25073884
fuck off you nazi edgelord
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>>25073877
>most of the history lived in a literal huts
>buttraped by russians and swedes
>sold as slaves till the 16th century
>some records that we fucking white people were sold even to afrika as slaves
>culture and religion replaced by christianity by force
>our language became writable only in 16th century
>most underdeveloped area in the whole europe
>mostly forest
>one of the lowest population in europe
>went trough one civil war and one with soviets
>selling orphans outlawed in the 30's
>only been country for 100 years
>still one of the best countries in the world

God damn I love being white. Stay mad mudskins.
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>>25073376
>not having any form of security measures on your phone.
You were asking for it.
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>>25073376
>your non white gf finds out you're a racist
>she breaks up with you
Well at least you had sex. good luck finding another gf and in the future hide your racist stuff better.
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>>25073968
Should also mention that there were a court case in US that made us white in the legal sense in the 19th century. But you know.. it must have been the white privilidge that made us this good.
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>>25073968
>Finland
>White

Go back to Mongolia
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>>25073916
>ANON WHAT IS THIS? *holding up phone to my face
>What? *squint and realeyes it is my infografic on how niggers have a lower iq and are subhuman*
>*get red faced*
>EXPLANE IT ANON
>Niggers have a lower iq than us humans jasmine! The white man and asian man have an medaine of around 100iq points while the nigger has 85
>anon I knew there was something fucked up about you my little brother is black bitch!
>*she throws my phone against the wall and grabs her stuff and leaves*
>your lucky im not gonna tell anyone anon.


But who grabs a phone that is not theres? I met this bitch im my remediel class.
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>>25073376
gj OP at least you know for certain she has taken the pill now
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>>25074001
MUH 19TH COURT CASE

FINNS ARE PURE WHITE ARYAN!

MUDSKINS REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25074004
>>Niggers have a lower iq than us humans jasmine!
People can't be this autistic
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>>25073376

cucked by pol
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>>25074004
>IQ not being absolute bullshit
English chavs have a 81 Iq
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>6'2, 140 lbs
>8x5.5" inch dick that looks gigantic on my tiny skeleton body
>take a picture of me with a massive hard-on in front of the mirror, dick looks like it's half the length of my thigh
>completely forget about it
>leave my phone on the counter while I operate the cash register at work
>customers leave, go back to my phone
>pictures app is open
>dick pic is the first picture in the album
>realize all my coworkers are looking at me funny (worked as the only male in an all-female shift)
>half of them end up fighting with each other trying to win me over so they can get my dick
>constantly hit on at work from that point on
>busty manager slips a banana into my pocket and goes red from laughter and leaves work early because of my awkward response
>cute but underage coworker with a gigantic ass asks me to help her with some gardening
>tfw I'm mentally ill and horrifically afraid of intimacy with another human bean and had to shoot down a bunch of advances
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>>25074004
>I knew there was something fucked up about you
You must have had some autism leaks before this, what happened?
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>>25074013
>Uralics

Race is bullshit anyway.
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>>25073376
Why the fuck do you save politically incorrect stuff on your phone? Do you have any social awareness at all?
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>>25074004
>muh racist infographics
lol
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>>25074045
I never talked to anyone that often. She just found me on tinder but realeyes that we were in the same class.
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>>25073877
they most likely are anon
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>>25074004
>realeyes

cut it out! are you retarded or something? don't make us read that shit
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>>25074072
She ever meet any of your friends? Someone not having friends usually makes women a bit uneasy.
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>>25074112
Shit i'm on my phone no autocorrect like chrome
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>>25074114
She met my mom my dad and my one friend who is a fat neet who loves metal
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>>25074004
> doesn't know that all girls are sneaky witches
> in remedial classes
> thinks he's better than a nig

I kekd
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>>25073441
samefag boi
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>>25074146
>one friend who is a fat neet who loves metal
That was probably a red flag for her from the get go, at least from how you described her. And your parents met her in the first month? That's a little early in my opinion, but then again I don't know everything about her or you.
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>>25074072
>Realeyes
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>>25074130
Just learn how to spell the fucking word! Christ
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>>25074173
I'm on my phone not autocorrect man i'm sorry.
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>>25074004
>medaine
>explane
>infografic
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>>25074004
>realeyes
>infografic
>explane
>medaine
>theres
>remediel

holy shit. and you think you can call out any race on "IQ" levels.

you're the reason white "IQ" isn't higher.
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>>25074027
yeah right. u probably just can't get laid so u resort to showing underage girls pictures of ur dick hoping to impress them. fucken loser
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>>25074227
Op on suicide watch lmao he is dumb as a nig
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>Crying

lol fag
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>normalfags falling for this obvious b8
What the fuck happened to this board?
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>>25074027
>6'2''
>a buck 40
my gawd you're a skeleton
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>>25074289
>Calling people normal is an insult now

What the fuck is wrong with your life?
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>>25074227
>>25074264
Shut the fuck up I did my iq test in the other thread fuckers my iq is around average for whites. Sorry i can't spell that good fuck everyone uses autocorrect.
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>>25074302
anon you fell for the b8
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>someone actually believes /pol/ shit
>someone is keeping /pol/ related crap on phone
>someone gets a asian gf with adopted nigger brother
>gf browses though phone pictures and doesn't find it weird

Xdoubt.jpg

Either trully retarded normalfag or straight out fake.
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>>25074323
Please be baiting.
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>>25074160
>his only rebuttal is to accuse someone with no evidence
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>>25074430
I'm not baiting you fuck tard.
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/pol/ doesn't racemix with ugly gook women that have adopted nigger brothers
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>>25074323
Is English the remedial class you're in?
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>>25073376
>he saves stuff from 4chan
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>>25073376
>SHE TOOK MY PHONE WENT THROUGH MY PICTURES AND SAW ALL MY REDPILLS ON NIGGER SHIT
>Browsing 4chan on your phone
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Where do you guys save your contraband?
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>>25073376

This is why you leave weird/non-normie shit off of your phone. My phone is basically empty. Put this sort of shit on your computer which can't just be rummaged through on a whim, which has more robust pass protection, and where you can more easily encrypt files if you're THAT paranoid about it.
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>>25073909
Yes and your dad hits you because he loves you.
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>>25073376
>she went through your phone in the dead of night
The fuck
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>>25073376
>he browses 4chan on his phone

fully deserved it, normie
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>>25073481

Egalitarianism and anti-racism is literally the most normalfag Reddit-tier meme ideology in the world right now.
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>>25073376
Serves you fucking right you normie piece of shit. Get fucked.
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>>25073376
>asian gf
>adopted nigger brother
>has asian parents
>asian parents adopting a nigger
>nigger
>asian adopting
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It wasn't okay that she looked through your phone, but given what she found on there I think that your sins GREATLY outweigh hers.

I would ALMOST say that the fact that she found these things to warn her to get away from you justifies her looking through your phone.
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>>25073376
>Not just keeping on pepe on your phone

baka kill urself senpai desu
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probably shouldnt have offensive things on your phone or in general. your own fault
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>>25073376
Why on earth would anybody not lock their phone? I don't even have a smart phone, and I keep it locked (I have to press OK, 9, 9, 8, enter in my password, press ok, then press 4 to lock the phone, or just turn it off and on, but that takes longer).

Even my computer won't let you on unless you correctly enter 2 separate 16 digit passwords, which each incorrect attempt locking you out for 15 minutes).

And this is coming from a dude who is happily married and has nothing to hide from her (and will give her the passwords whenever she asks).
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>>25073877
Your parents are most likely black.

>you fucking dirty nigger, fuck you Jamal.
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>>25073376
By all rights of "six degrees of niggeration" you're better off without that shit-tainted slut
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>>25075205
>tfw my family has been white since 16th century
>bit swedish bit finnish

Stay mad mudskins.
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>>25073376
>he has ebin memes saved on his phone
I bet you post them on your facebook too you stupid cuck. Kill yourself
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>>25073376
>Cucked by memes
You best be joking, son
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>>25073376
Good ridence op. You're better of this way.
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>>25075039
They were both adopted you retard
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>>25075603
>You can't adopt a black kid you can only buy it
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> not locking your phone

Nigga, you earned it.
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>Keeping shit on your phone
>Calling nigger pics "redpills"
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>>25074004
She is gonna tell everyone and you know it, have fun being ostracized
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>>25073482
>taking advice from someone who still uses a flip phone
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>>25073376
>Not having a password on your phone
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>25073376
Holy fucking shit
White boys are THIS pathetic
>having maymays on your phone
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Get cuckd bitchboi
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what kind of idiot doesn't have a lock on his phone?

also btw any bitch that just randomly starts going through your phone is a fucking nut case and you should stay the fuck away from them. bad news, believe me.
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>>25073376
Yeah I lent my laptop to a girl in my freshman dorm and she found my /pol/ folder. Let's just say I'm not a virgin anymore ;)
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>adopted nigger brother

should have been your first sign she wasn't really asian
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>have to comply with your women's political views
>have to pretend that you don't mind that she's sided against you, your people, and your country with muslims and niggers

Fuck it m8s, sex isn't worth it if you have to become a literal cuckold.
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>>25073376
You dumb autist. why would you keep those pictures on your phone. Why is your phone unlocked and why did you give her an opportunity to look through your phone?
This is bait though because no asian family would adopt a black kid.
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>>25077449
This is true. It sucks that all attractive women are pro-immigrant. This is why all successful cultures are patriarchal. Women love exotic immigrants.
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You got it coming you stupid fucker

you got redpilled as a mofo haha
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>saving stupid /pol/ infographs on your phone
You deserve it for being a ban evading spammer, faggot
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>>25074004
>in a remedial class
>that spelling
>thinks he can call anyone subhuman

So this is your average /pol/tard
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At least she didn't break it off before taking your virginity
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Based fucking /pol/ desu
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>>25077408
>that pic
God, it's good to live in Abq.
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>>25073376
/pol/fags, everyone
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>>25074004
This is how I imagine every /pol/cuck to be like
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>>25077722
you deserve it polcuck
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>>25078202
well at least he got to feel a vagina that want a pony fleshlight
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>>25073376
Should've password protected your phone if you do shit like that racist.
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>>25073376
>He fell for the red pill meme
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haha that's what you get for being a poltard
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>hiding your powerlevel

you deserve it cuck, never be ashamed about what you belive.
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>>25074027
>tfw I'm mentally ill and horrifically afraid of intimacy with another human bean and had to shoot down a bunch of advances

This feel...
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>>25073389
>why do you make normies think it's okay to go through other people's stuff
I don't know man. I wish I could stop but they must see it on my face that I'm a little bitch who won't stop their invasion of privacy that they would never tolerate from someone else.
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>>25073376
Honestly very little compassion for you. How could you:
>Have that shit on your phone to begin with
>not have hidden it if you did,
>not have been aware of what you have on your phone
>not be sensitive to the fact that someone is living with you, and could look through your phone when you are otherwise all alone and have been for the whole of your life.

I have a hard time seeing a reasonable person fuck up all these fail safes.
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>>25073704
this. I actually send my boyfriend pics of cute anime girls if they're his taste
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>>25078405
>implying you're not a normie
fuck off
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easy come easy go

pretty hilarious tbqh OP 9/10
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>>25073376
Bullshit.
Do people seriously not have locked phones?
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>passcode my phone
>gf learns unlock pattern despite the fact that it's really complicated just because she's been watching me
>if I change it she wants to know what I'm hiding and gets mad
>if I keep it I can't have anything private
This is why I always have my phone on me
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>>25078499
i have my phone paired to my watch
if it's within range, i don't need a code so nobody can see me enter it
if it's not, it requires the code
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>>25078499
> Not having an image hiding and app lock app
>Hide images
>Lock Settings
Now its impossible to access those pics unless its you.

If she tries to USB it then encrpyt the files before.
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>>25074004
>saying the hard R when you know her brother is black
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>>25075351
>since 16th century
What? Only 500 years?
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>OP is racist, yet is as ignorant as a the niggers he hates.
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Screach "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" with utter anger
It helps desu
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>>25074004
But nigger iq is 70...
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>>25073437
you should say fuck niggers for making those statistics so bad
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Just watch, all these normie sheep will have turned into conservatives come this time next year, it's not like they actually put any thought into their "beliefs" or have any real convictions, they just go with the tide. All it needs is a few more terrorist attacks then Trump gets to be president and hello Neue Reich.
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>>25073376
Dude you're supposed to keep that shit locked up tight. Have a passcode on your phone, move those images to a computer in a hidden folder.

That's what women do, they move in and meddle and poke around in your personal affairs. I barked at my girlfriend last night when I walked in on her nonchalantly on my computer saying she was "just trying to close out of the Internet".

Never trust a woman, or anybody for that matter. Keep your guard up and your fucked up shit locked up tight.

Learn from this experience.
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>>25078863
True, but you should try and beat them at their own game, we're more tech savvy after all. Use a keylogger, then you'll see with your own eyes what she thinks of you when she gossips with her slut friends on facebook and all the Chads she fucks behind your back.
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>>25074004
Lmao, keep crying you faggot hahaha
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>>25073376
Black guy here,

You got what you deserved.
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>adopted nigger brother

You dodged a bullet
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>>25074004

>jasmine

Lol you almost had me
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>>25078940
You got what you deserved being born black tbqh family
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Why the fuck do people not have even the most basic of cell phone security? A simple pass code or pattern will protect you 99% of the time
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don't be an evil racist cuck, anon
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>>25073376
>not having a password
>having that shit on your phone

lmao you did it to yourself
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the fact that you guys have this shit saved on your phone and not your fucking computer is more than enough reason to kill yourselves

fucking mobileposters are such cancer
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>>25074004
>talking shit about nignog IQ
>infografic
>explane
>realeyes
>medaine
>remedial class

im literally not even joking when im saying im crying of laughter right now

holy fucking shit i needed a laugh like that

been a while

jesus christ thank you for that op
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>>25073376
This is such an obviously bullshit scenario. Why did you even post this?
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The Rich Divide the poorer classes with racism in order to keep the white man down
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>>25073376
>Asian girlfriend
>Redpills

MGTOW Fedora wearer confirmed.
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>>25073376
Who you are on the internet reflects who you are in real life. she was right to break if off with you.
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At least you fucked her AM I RIGHT?
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>>25074544
sauce on girl?

fapblox
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>>25078499
>not using your fingerprint

+1 for apple
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>>25073376
>not having a passcode on your phone

>THE CURRENT YEAR
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Look I don't care if people have a problem with us who likes asian but my gf is similiar except she is extremely beta

>Go to grocery store
>Come back
>She doesnt respond to me
>Later cries for no apperent reason
>She asks me why I have a bunch of pictures of black girls on my phone
>Tell her to not look through my phone again, and she is just upset without saying anything

There is no way I can explain to her that friends from africa constantly sends me pictures of girls they've fucked.

I do apprentice work in monrovia (mining) and stay over at friends house two months every year, she thinks I'm cheating on her when im over there (I do i sleep with 15 year old girls there which is legal).
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Okay you fucks stop!

1. I only have a phone cause my mom bought it for me I can't aford a computer
2. I know I'm a bit bad at spelling ok? But since i'm white I'm smarter than a fucking nigger.
3. I don't have a lock on my phone because last time i lost it and i keep on loosing it. I put on today.
4. She has white parents and so does the black kid

Otherwise I saw her in class today and I think she told her friends because one nigger came up to me and said "not cool"

I want her back
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>>25080281
Well anon looks like you're actually retarded. Looks like those infographics are good for finding idiots like you.
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>>25080364
You are lucky that I am behind my phone screen. I would rip your fucking shitskin face off if you said that to me in real life. I may be a little bit beta but i could kill you if i wanted to. So please stop posting and leave.
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>>25080538
Dude I'm white as fuck and you're pathetic. If it wasn't this your GF would have left you for any of your other autismo traits, or maybe because your IQ is lower than half a retarded kid. Have fun being a lonely bitter racist for the rest of your life. Oh well, at least you had sex once!
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>>25080672
FUCK OFF YOU RACE TRADER BITCH. SHE WOULDNT HAVE LEFT ME YOU FUCK SHE LOVES MY DICK FUCKER SHE MOANED. IM GOING TO GET HER BACK TONIGHT OR TOMMORROW ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. FUCK OFF NORMAL SHHIT SJW FUCKING FAGGOT
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when some bitch snoops thru your shit, its a test/opportunity:

it's an opportunity to stand up for integrity, a great way of filtering substandard people from your life as well.

sneaking thru someone elses phone/computer is a violation of personal trust. there's no argument about that. women will argue all sorts of increasingly dramatic reasons for why they did it, but in the end wont even address the fact that they did anything wrong.

then it's your turn: if you let some piece of shit snoop on you without consequence, she'll do it again and again to you and others, and you'll quietly hate yourself for letting another soulblind normie shit on you.

just start up your nearest video recorder/phone end the date right then and there. make it about the unarguable betrayal of trust and calmly end it. the recording is to save your ass, because it is about this time that the woman engages her emergency list of shitty behaviours, such as rape accusation, screaming, drink throwing, etc etc.

in time you'll see that you are better off. If a person violates your trust so quickly in such a banal manner, how can you imagine any sort of future together?


>>tfw i know im a giant fedora-on-a-katana, but im in love with my own prose.
>>AUTISM UNLOCKED
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>>25080281
you're a fucking idiot and i laugh at your pain. she told her friends so getting back with you would cost her relationship with them.

she's never going to take you back and it's hysterical.
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>>25073376
Still got laid. So . . . win? There's only so many times you can screw the same whore until you get tired of her, senpai.
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>>25080743
All my life everyone has called me A FUCKING IDIOT, A MOREON, A FAGGOT. IM NOT YOU BITCH. SHE LOVED ME AND I KNOW SHE DID.

WERE DO YOU LIVE SINCE YOU WANT TO TALKSHIT? TO SCARED?
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>>25080720
I'm also a male, and I've only ever dated white men and women so uh, I'm a race traitor? Wait you said race trader, I wanna be a qt Asian girl, maybe like the girlfriend you lost forever ;3
Also she moaned because she was upset she couldn't feel your pindick
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>>25080834
I'm in California if you want to fight me and prove you're worthless.
It doesn't matter if she loved you. You fucked up so bad she told her friends and girls only do that when it's over. If she was considering forgiving you she would have stayed quiet. You're not worth the shame she'll get for coming back.
And cool it with the caps pissbaby.
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>>25080834
>All my life everyone has called me A FUCKING IDIOT, A MOREON, A FAGGOT. IM NOT

Not the other anon, but yeah m8 you pretty much are a moronic, idiotic faggot. Nice go commit seppuku please, senpai.
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You faggots pushed me over the edge. Im loosing it all. Goodbye.
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>>25080960
>You faggots pushed me over the edge. Im loosing it all. Goodbye.
>Im loosing it all.
>loosing

Kek, you really are a retard, OP.
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>>25080960
See this wouldn't have been nearly as funny if you could form coherent thoughts. Someone make an infographic on this anon pls
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>>25074004
>I met this bitch im my remediel class
>you and this whore
>superior to anyone
lol, you have to be a special kind of retard to be in a remedial class.
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>>25073376
Those images you had were they actually racist or were the just memes ?
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>>25081010
>Someone make an infographic on this anon pls

This is OP with his girlfriend.
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>>25081010
seriously, the white man is intellectually superior and yet fucks up on a colossal scale? and he thinks he can fix it ?? and his caps lock is stuck ????? ?
This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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>>25074004
>infografic
>explane
>medaine
>your in place of you're

Yeah, how's that higher IQ, bud?
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>>25081099
It just goes to show that there are idiots in every race, but especially in OPs household.
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>>25074004
>tfw black
>tfw probably have a higher IQ than OP due to his failure to spell basic words
>mfw OP is taking a fucking remedial course and can't even spell the word remedial
Tell me how you're superior, again?
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>>25073376
>tfw have a bunch of racist shit stored on my phone ironically

Do you think this could happen to me?
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>>25081213
Obviously. Well if you can get a gf.
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>>25073376
OP is a retard. Asian women always check through phones if they're serious about a relationship. I know this because the same thing happened to me but she didn't find infographs and just weird images and conversations I don't remember
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>>25081251
What if it is just ironic though? Do you think she will understand?
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>>25081313
>It's just a joke, bro
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>>25081313
Just imagine yourself trying to convince her it's ironic. It's possibly the only conversation dumber than one involving OP.
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>>25081313
"Why do you have this incredibly racist photo on your phone?"
"It's ironic"

If you find it funny or entertaining you're probably racist. Sorry for the bad news.
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>>25078366
check'd

words of truth right here
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>>25073376
This what you get for having incriminating shit on your phone and not locking it you dumbass
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>have a cute azn girlfriend
>manic pixie gook girl
>turns out shes something of a neet
>im suddenly working two jobs to tread water
>its okay though, she fucks me three times every night
>into kinky shit
>sex starts tapering off
>one of my jobs I get promoted, can quit other one and now have more time to spend with gf
>planned it as a surprise
>shes been cheating on me, looks like someone got surprised that day
>annoyed as fuck
>two years pass
>meet another azn
>shes shy, submissive as hell, finds(or at least pretends do, and honestly thats fine) everything I say interesting
>works
>we live together, go equal on everything
>find out shes christian
>convert to be closer with her
>her family loves me because im a good provider and religious

god damn it
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>Got a black gf recently
>Made sure to find and hide or remove any racist stuff on my computer or phone

Not that hard.
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>>25073376

What's with the meme of "red-pilled"nationalistic white men having asian girlfriends?

godi hate white men
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>>25082102
Hypocritical fucktards who like to play mental gymnastics so their degenerate actions and hobbies can fit their retarded narrative of a perfect utopia. You know, your typical idiots.
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>>25073376

say you bought the phone secodn hand and didnt delete the pictures yet bc there are so many
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>>25080834
>>25080538
Okay champ settle down
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>>25080720
>FUCK OFF YOU RACE TRADER BITCH. SHE WOULDNT HAVE LEFT ME YOU FUCK SHE LOVES MY DICK FUCKER SHE MOANED. IM GOING TO GET HER BACK TONIGHT OR TOMMORROW ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. FUCK OFF NORMAL SHHIT SJW FUCKING FAGGOT
lol
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Looks like Bernhard Goetz what he deserves
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>>25073673
>click a spoiler
>see a spoiler
>Fuck you!!!>>25073683
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>>25073376
>I GOT A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND
>LET HER SLEEP IN MY BED
>LEFT FAN ON OVERNIGHT
>WOKE UP
>SHE'S DEAD
>HOLY SHIT IT'S NOT A MYTH HELP
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>>25074024
They're called chavs for a reason dipshit
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>>25073376
At least you fucked her

Que te quiten lo bailao
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pic related is OP's "gf" right now
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>>25083504
webm related*
fuck
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>>25073376
>not having a pin on your phone
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>>25083504
that's actually cute
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I think EVERYONE is forgetting the point.

OP lost his virginity, he's no longer one of us.
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>>25080364
>>25080743
>>25080834
>>25080916
>>25080955
>>25082201
>Falling for this bait
/r9k/ is officially dumber than even /b/
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I've been with my asian wife and she still does that shit to me. Can't say I care since I have nothing to hide though.

Would rather have a clingy homely woman then an outgoing party slut with a bunch of male friends.
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>>25073761
>and I had pictures of us, nudes, and frogs mixed in with them.
this is possibly the most /r9k/-tier post I've ever seen
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>>25073826
seconded, if you're not a robot at least contribute by dumping the nudes
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>>25074004
>implying an Asian would ever be in a remedial class

bait detected, still 9/10 as I relieved myself from laughing too hard
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>>25074027
>and leaves work early because of my awkward response
wat
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wow im amazed how the reddit-betas use every opportunity to vent about /pol/, like who cares? All they do is say the truth and laugh at people being upset about it.
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>>25086360
She doesn't know how to do algibra and neether do i.
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>>25073376
>took your phone and went through your pictures

YOU didn't do anything wrong. You can believe whatever you believe, but it honestly wasn't going to last if you weren't up to hiding your beliefs.
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>>25088584
>algibra

Ok it was assumed before, but this confirms that OP and the rest of /pol/ are fucking retards. A fucking average nigger on the side of the street is more intelligent than you and the rest of the fucking stormfags on /pol/ combined.
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>>25073376
unlocked phone ishygddt
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>>25074004
>muh totally not made up stormkike infographic redpills
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>>25078649

this was a kek
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>>25073376
Vote trump fool, it's super obvious.
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>goes through your phone without your permission, while you're unable to object

That's not the kind of bitch you would want to share your life with anyway, anon
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>>25073376
Serves you right you fucking normie.
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>>25073376
Niggers != Blacks
Solved OP.
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>>25080834
>MOREON
this has to be b8
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