You're on a date with this woman, and she asks you:
>"Why do you have so many pictures of cartoon frogs on your computer?"
What do you do?
>>25073161
how did you even manage to get on my computer?
>>25073161
I fuck her and choke the bitch out
I'm done.
This is it. May this world be a just one, for I seek nothing but the sweet release of death.
I cant imagine because that's not going to happen.
kidnap her
Han Solo dies. Han solo's son is actually the bad guy.
>>25073161
drawing frogs is my hobby
>My brother was really into frogs. He would always ask me about them after I read him the "Frog and Toad" books. It would comfort him and always bring a smile to his face, even though the cancer was at it's later stages. He was weak and fragile, but still always tried to stay strong. When I'm feeling down, I like to look at these pictures to remind myself of my brother and the optimism he had towards life.
Then I proceed to hug her, then we make out and eventually fug.
I give her a good dicking and she forgets about my Pepe stash.
>Haha, me and a bunch of friends made them, we use him as a "mascot" for all of our jokes.
Why lie?
>>25073200
Anon, you made me laugh. I love you
>I have maybe 10, that's not really a lot, but they're from a website and it's a joke
girls don't suddenly lose interest in you if you tell them about your vietnamese origami board, seriously
Frogs on my computer? Let's not make this date any weirder, alright?
>>25073161
I deleted my pepe folder
I do have some pretty nice NEVER EVERs though
>>25073161
Don't you know? He's tumblrs hottest meme of 2015 !
>>25073200
See you tomorrow f@m
Ps are you me?
>>25073224
Dies Solo. Han
Is guy actually Han the. son's Solo bad
>>25073249
smart move, anon. that might actually work if she didn't know you before.
Pepe is a normie meme nowdays. I'll propably say that I host a facebook meme site and get money from it.
>literally who the fuck cares about your frog pictures
>>25073161
My friends and I once shared him among ourselves. Until 'the' outbreak
>>25073161
I'd show off my pepe collection, duh.
>implying that I didn't encrypt my pepe folder and zip it into 5 partitions
original post with lots of content
>>25073161
> they're part of a research for my art minor at the university how can a piece of art transmorph into a mainstream picture.
> Oh my, what did you think?
>>25073161
tell her because i think its funny, which it is
why would that be a turnoff to have memes on your computer?
>>25073161
because they are legitimately hilarious
>>25075054
Miss these desu senpai. More?
>>25073224
Damnit man...
>>25073161
There's one major mistake anon. This woman would never date me.
>>25075054
Man, I missed these. So many apply to me.
>>25075087
>>25075054
>>25075524
You want more? Here's more.I didn't want feels but I found this.
>>25073161
I made it all better
I ask her to point out which Pepe is the rarest Pepe in the collection.
She blinks a few times.
I grow increasingly stern while she stares back and forth between me and the screen.
Eventually, she shakes her head, puts up her hands, and gives a cutesy "I give up" gesture.
> GET OUT
I don't, though. Frogposters need to die.
>>25075566
It keeps getting better
Alternative version
Work on gettin laid, because I don't have any Pepe on my machine. If I need one I just google that shit and delete it.
