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SUPER NEW YEARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL: EPISODE 1
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SUP FAGGOTS
Wanna watch a sad, pathetic waste of flesh finally END HIMSELF?
You want to follow the futile struggle of a fucking FAILURE as he tries to get a date or literally DIE trying?

Ok, I'm a robot, you're a robot. We are all fucking lonely ass useless pieces of shit. Well, I'm going to do something about that. AND YOURE GONNA HELP ME.
And if it doesn't work, you'll get a show.

Here's the rule for my little experiment:
IF I CANT GET A DATE BY NEW YEARS EVE I STREAM MY SUICIDE ON NEW YEARS DAY.
I will post a link to the suicide stream on 01/01/16 right here on this board of I can't get a date by New Years Eve.
CAN YOU SMELL THE RATINGS ALREADY?

If I do, by some MIRACLE get a date in time I will post proof.

Now, how does that sound?

Now ITT I want you to post how I should die. First to roll dubs wins.
Only rules are this:
>I don't own fire arms
>post something realistic
>and I won't go shooting up or otherwise harming other people

SOUND GOOD, YEAH?
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jump off a building

I don't know how streaming it would work though. Do you have a laptop or something that you can use to stream? And then just jump with it in your arms while streaming?
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>>25072658
Fuck I could easily blow what's left of my money on a goPro and strap it to my chest.
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Lay down on the train tracks.

Are you going to use Tinder?
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>>25072627
hope you get a date bro

If I roll I want you to score some cocaine, fuck a hooker and then drive as far and fast as you can into the night.
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Don't do it man
Better yourself and feel good, the dates will come eventually my friend
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electrocution
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>>25072922
winrar


this is the better advice, don't base yourself on women.
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>>25072922
Well this is disappointing. I guess rules are rules.
winrar, woo hoo for you


I don't need an audience to kill myself anyway
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