Who /fuckhookers/ here?
I exclusively fuck hookers. I dont see the point in working for pussy like all my whipped mates. They give me shit for it but I just remind them that they bust their balls, talking to women, pretending to give a shit etc only to get a 6/10 at best. As men we are entitled to pussy, why work for it when you can just buy what you want and have your way with it?
I earn good money so I can afford high priced and good looking girls who put effort into their work and make the experience amazing. I honestly cant go back to normal sluts because they are so boring in bed. Hookers also need to get checked for STIs to be able to work so the odds of catching anything are the same or even less as most dumb sluts dont get checks or ignore their problems.
I have no respect for them or what they do but then again I care. Im paying for a service and they are accepting my money. Its win win.
>>25072507
its the only way to go if you got no game, or little patience
>>25072554
>or little patience
This is much. Women shit me to tears, I cant stand them. I want their bodies and the passion and thats it.
if u think about it, its the same shit.
women still end up taking our money either way u wanna play it.
>>25072507
more on the girl pls
>>25072507
That arse......m-my god
>>25072595
Thats the only one I got bro. No idea who she is.
you dont need "passion" breh, u can have passion with yourself, your computer and your hand just fine.
for free
>>25072507
Companionship?
Life Partner?
Someone to make make you food and clean the house?
Also, sex is fairly consistent and feels much better when you both desire one another.
Find a bitch who has her own shit going on. She has to want you, not need you. Otherwise, she's some useless money grubbing whore.
>>25072617
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we high test now?
>>25072669
I learned the game from William Wesley you can never check me
>>25072659
>Companionship?
>Life Partner?
>>25072686
Back to back for the niggas that didn't get the message
>>25072705
Back to back like I'm on the cover of Lethal Weapon
>>25072718
Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97 whoa
yo waddup i heard we high test in this thread
I have sometimes have trouble maintaining an erection with a condom, so hookers won't work for me.
>>25072727
Very important and very pretentious
>>25072740
When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention
>>25072747
DRAKE SUCKS DRAKE SUCKS DRAKE SUCKS
>>25072739
Funny thing is i can only get and maintain an erection when I fuck hookers.
>>25072747
but it's weighin' heavy on my conscience
at least with escorts there's no pretense of a relationship or any pretense at all, whatever happens during that time is what ya get.
>>25072764
and fuck you left the boy no options
>>25072761
up yours
>>25072775
I wanna see my niggas go insane
High test thread out of fucking nowhere!
>>25072507
I want to lick her fuckin asshole
>>25072788
You gon make me step out of my fuckin frame
>>25072797
You gon make me buy bottles for Charlamagne
If you wouldn't sniff every single one of her chocolate farts, you're a cuck racist.
>>25072803
You gon make me go out of my fuckin' way
>>25072822
I waited four days, nigga, where y'all at?
how could you even call yourself a man if you wouldn't go to town on this ass
>>25072831
I drove here in the Wraith playin' AR-AB
>>25072833
nice
>Hookers also need to get checked for STIs to be able to work
What? Is there some sort of regulated hooker business that I'm not aware of?
i fucking LOVE test threads.
gonna dump
>>25072846
I'm not sure what it was that really made y'all mad
>>25072852
ty cause im running out
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>>25072864
please post high-test women, not hambeasts
thanks!
>>25072852
actually wtf is this? that girl is gross.
>>25072864
pls stop
>>25072851
Doesn't denmark have regulated prostitution?
>>25072872
We don't want it.
>>25072876
thread gayed, we bonus stage thickness now
picdump3
w/e u can mock men using escorts all you want but the dating dynamic is skewed because men are expected to approach women and women only approach chad.
its called the oldest profession in the world, that says chads and betas have always been around.
I broke my virginity streak before 30 with escorts. Before that I was a true handheldless, kissless, she-touched-my-pencil! virgin.
I admit I have no game but a lot of cash.
Hey OP, are you the type that visits one or multiple girls?
>>25072892
But I guess this is what I gotta do to make y'all rap I mean whoa
>>25072659
>Companionship?
>Life Partner?
wew lad?
>sex is fairly consistent and feels much better when you both desire one another.
That desire doesn't last long newfriend.
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>>25072906
i'm cool with chinese cartoon high-test, for sure
>>25072906
Can't fool the city, man, they know what's up
>tfw no thick arthur mom to bang
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>>25072918
copy
>>25072923
Second floor at Tootsies, gettin' shoulder rubs
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>>25072909
again please only post high-quality women! you are posting in the wrong thread!
>>25072507
>entitled to pussy
>pays for it
sure thing bro
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>>25072936
This for y'all to think that I don't write enough
i would "date" an escort i really liked. too bad you only get so have so little time with them.
people meme about too many partners but i see it as a plus because women with more partners are more fun.
>>25072903
Please tell me you get like 3 at a time that's awesome
>>25072948
They just mad 'cause I got the Midas touch
>>25072943
u srs pham?
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>>25072958
You love her, then you gotta give the world to her
>>25072705
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>>25072859
H O L UP NIGUH
WE WUZ ARTISTZ AND SHIET
DEM RYMEZ ARE OF DA CHAINZ
picdump11
one more thing. people separate girlfriends and escorts but if you think about it... women.
>>25072977
!s that a world tour or your girl's tour?
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>>25072995
I know that you gotta be a thug for her
seeing an escort is like this
>"ok, you have an hour of my time.. during this time you have a free pass/immunity to all girl head games. now show me what ya got."
>>25073008
This aint what she meant when she told you to open up more
trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers
picdump13
women who escort settle down and get married, ofc they won't tell their hubby about it.
and women who escort maybe have the best sex with their johns who just hit them up, fuck them wildly, then leave.
picdump14
ayy high test life
>>25073035
ok im done
nobody else is dumping but this ironic guy
bye
picdump15
escorts would never date one of their john's, because the relationship litmus test is mandatory for their selected life partner.
but i dunno, maybe they do if the john is wealthy enough and has his own place and they like each other. then they tell their friends they met on a dating site or some concocted story.
>>25073065
Leaving too, boner ruined.
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picdump17
people separate escorts like escorts waived their rights to womanhood.
that's not it. they are allowing the no game male a free pass for a limited time to experience love. i always thank them for their time.
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>>25072659
It's obvious you've never been married. Fuck companionship I want sex.
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>>25072686
Who is this girl. I have a couple more pics of her.
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>>25073111
Stop it
Original comment!!
>>25073135
Search "Betty ATK"
>>25072951
I'm sure some escorts wouldn't mind treating them a dinner in a fancy restaurant before fucking them.
No idea why would you do that though you just spend more money and you get nothing in return
>>25073144
Fucking make me, faggot.
>>25072946
Well obviously until rape is no longer punishable with jail time then thats the means to the end isnt it?
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>>25072951
I dont need constant sex. I go and get a root every 2 weeks after pay day. Its a big thing for me but its my therapy as opposed to love or whatever. Its all I need, one massive night of intense sex with a woman of my choosing. Im a regular customer with a couple of girls a the brothel and when I book them in they get themselves all ready just for me.
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>>25072585
this goy gets it
>>25073155
i would treat her to a dinner in a fancy restaurant, but they are pretty busy.
get to know her a little better and treat her to a nice dinner before i get treated.
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>>25072507
>Hookers also need to get checked for STIs to be able to work
>>25072982
ay hol up mayne
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waiting for ironic hambeast poster to run out of picset
please join me in reviving this once-great thread friends
Where do you even find escorts?
>>25073314
I help
>>25073351
thank you friend that is a lovely woman
>>25073314
my friend...I have bad news for you
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>>25073314
If he doesn't stop, am gonna start posing bbw black women.
picdump39
>implying having a best friend that is a girl who you have loads of fun with and love is as fullfilling as cuming in a condom with the occasional hooker
dont get me wrong, im in the same boat as youexcept i fail to see the positive of having to resort to paying for intimacy
>>25073341
>He doesn't have 20 brothels a short walk from home
Land of the free
>>25073383
>m-maybe if I shitpost too, then he'll stop shitposting
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>>25073406
If he doesn't stop, am gonna start posing bbw black women.
You're testing me anon.
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>>25073396
there are too many barriers before the scenario you describe can happen.
sailordesu
>>25073416
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>>25073444
Of all the girls to have an obsession with, you had to pick the butterfaced cow.
>>25073435
Don't let me stop, brah.
highh testosterone
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hightestdump1
sailordump
sailordesufam
desupostingdesu
sailordesutest
>>25073485
Alrighty, carry it on then. I'll be back with more.
Who knows some might be trannies.
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>>25073593
Okay. I look forward to working with you, senpai.
I know you'll do your best ^_^
picdumpdesudesu
dumping4senpai
dumpingdesu
I have to wait 5 more days to fap
Fuck you guys and this thread
>>25073179
>>25073179
This. The joys of being a regular. I love the feeling when girls are comfortable and down to fuck without those first-time nerves.
>>25073728
You're welcome.
I'll be here all night. My senpai is going to join me soon. He likes black trannies.
Why is this faggit posting whales?
>>25073774
A big personal fuck you to you for trying to sabotage this beautiful thread. Go jack off to kids since you like flat chests and asses, fucking faggot
God I fucking hate YOU FUCK
How much do you pay (and tip) for sex? Would you pay more for looks or service?
we cavemen now
Ignore the groin.
>>25073792
How can you even imply that I like kids when I'm posting full figured women?
picdump45
Thanks for proving how autistic you are low test boy.
hightestperfectiondesu
desusenpaitestdesusenpai
delicioustestdesu
gettingboreddesu
where's senpai desu?? :c
>>25073774
>chestlets get this mad when they're not appreciated
gotta say this is one of the saddest things i've ever seen
when will chestlets realize they're out of their depth?
>>25073957
Her body looks disgusting and deformed tbhfam
desudump#5
>>25073934
desu I would rather fuck her than mystery
>>25073987
same tbhsenpai
>>25073957
Well spotted friendo.
>>25073987
>>25074005
Obvious samefagging fag.
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testestestdumptestdesu
>>25074043
why would I samefag without spamming the thread with this lovely maiden?
perfectposition
>>25074068
Because you are autistic in a very special way.
>>25074044
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>>25074077
What an otherworldly figure. This is beauty.
dontevenknowwhatipostedanymoredesu
dumping4thelads
desu4thedesudesu
>>25074043
Holy fucking shit...
>tfw at this stage I'd probably kuck a man just to get some of that
>>25074086
She really is a beaut, isn't she pham?
>>25074102
>whitewomenover30.jpg
>>25074133
forgot my pic desu
>>25072507
not being a beta from fit who fucks another beta's whore
classic pic desu
>>25074150
I was in that thread. So many keks were had. /fit/ is easily the best board.
>>25074140
>why would I samefag without spamming the thread with this lovely maiden?
Ya blew it lad.
>>25074175
That's not proof of me samefagging, tbhsenpai.
That's proof of me forgetting my pic, as I clearly stated.
perfectpeach
>>25074171
Why don't we have spammers like this when it comes to fembot threads?
>>25074205
>b-but its not true
mad
>>25074205
I had a visceral reaction of disgust to this one.
eff your beauty standards tbhfam
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>>25074230
And now you admitted your pics are HAES and not high-test. T0p k3k.
last one 4 me, phams. it's been fun.
>>25074254
Thanks 4 noticing me senpai
>>25074262
that asshole looks better than the fucking roastie below it
eh, what the heck...one more for the road.
almost near image limit anyways.
>>25074276
I think you didn't notice her hemorrhoids.
>fatties on suicide watch
>>25073809
>we cavemen now
what does that mean
imagebumpu
>>25074276
Roastie is face sized. I like it.
>>25074315
old times -> fat means you don't starve -> fatties are craved more for reproduction
lovelyend
>>25072851
that's how it is here in australia
>>25072775
For the love of god, who is this semen demon that got me dreamin?
>>25072585
>riley_freeman_if_im_payin_then_shes_a_ho.mp4
I work in a travel job and I regularly see old dudes walk in obvious escorts. Kinda bums me out these guys live a secret life and to think that dem top tier grills just easily selling their holes.
DROP ALL THE CHARGES ON MY NIGGA BASED SHKRELI #FUCKTHESEC
>>25074613
*AGAINST
If I choose to see a thai escort from AW am I pretty much rolling the dice that she may be a dude?
>>25072852
Stop spamming this landwhale in every single thread. You're either gay or underaged. Or both.
>>25072507
> Hookers also need to get checked for STIs to be able to work
that's only legal hookers, so in the US only in Nevada
I do live sort of close to Nevada so I've actually been considering it. I'm a good looking guy with good social skills, but since I left college even I've found it almost impossible to get any girl who isn't fat. Tinder and online dating are basically useless, and it's hard to meet decent women elsewhere. Social circles are a lot smaller in your late 20s, most women I do meet are either fat or taken.
>>25072739
I used to have this problem, have you considered switching to Magnums? They aren't as big as people think, they're not meant for huge 8" dongs just dicks that are a little above average. I'm about 6.75" long, maybe 5.5" thick, and Magnums work great.
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>>25072852
wtf is this shit I came here to fap fuck off with your gross bestiality shit. The whole reason we want to fuck hookers is because normal women are fucking fat these days
>>25076214
>since I left college even I've found it almost impossible to get any girl who isn't fat. Tinder and online dating are basically useless, and it's hard to meet decent women elsewhere. Social circles are a lot smaller in your late 20s, most women I do meet are either fat or taken.
Holy shit, this.
They all, all, get fat and sloppy ans still have certain expectations.
>>25072564
Holy fuck it's me posting from the future, guys.
I have too much empathy. I would just get sad that they're fucking guys for money.
where's the best place to find them?
>>25076489
yeah i don't even understand this shit. I'm by all means decent or above average on a good day but everyone is taken in late 20's or just bottom tier ham beast and single moms.
there are legal brothels in my city and it's about 150 for half an hour. what should i do? 22yo khv
I lost my virginity to one this year. Hooked up with two girls and went to another escort again a few weeks ago. I could afford to go to one every week if I want its much easier. The other week I invited a girl over for dinner and she flaked out at the last minute. I had spent a few hours getting ready, cleaning my house ect before she came over. ( I would say buying food but I would of done that anyway) so I lost a few hours of time when I could of just gone to a brothel and have a girl of my choosing.
That being said I would rather have a loving girl freind. But knowing you can fuck a decent girl whenever you want is going to improve your confidence and worth as a man.
>>25072585
this
all women are whores, some have longer wait times
>>25072703
>>25072908
>>25073114
>stop liking what I don't like
Fifk vjwjid kvoapjd
>>25072876
who dat is yoo
if most hookers look like the fatass lardasses posted ITT then i think i know why most normies dont fuck hookers...
>>25074330
only when the fat looks healthy and not some shitty Sodafatasses like posted ITT.
>>25072733
Holy mother of SHHHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT any more of her??? Name??
>>25072564
I feel like your reading my mind right now because that's exactly how I feel.
>>25076803
this pretty much desu senpai
ayyyy lmao this post is original as fuck you robot
>>25076769
No doubt. but it's nice to have the side option of doing a hooker.
Like you can go to the bar, strike conversation without ever paying for their drinks, being confident that no matter th result, you'll get laid. it's either the girl at the bar, or a gook on a student visa
>>25072659
>modern women
>making food and cleaning the house
w e w l a d
>this faggot spamming that landwhale
Oh well, I gotta take a break from fapping today.
>>25079057
Yeah word. a friend of mine is literally a wagecuck for his disabled gf. She doesn't even keep the house clean or cook dinner everyday.
>tfw dating a girl with 34G breasts
Nigga I'm high test in real life
>>25072507
The only hookers I approach now are with the intent of testing dominant behavior and seeing what I can get away with for free
Maybe we should murder more hookers, it's really a disgraceful scam they are pulling
>>25079159
How is it a scam? You know what you're agreeing to.
>>25072733
Also asking for sauce. My dick is diamonds.
>>25072585
well said desu
>>25072554
toasty roastie detected. Sorry but a lot of men are just sick of putting up with women's bullshit
>>25072507
So did an upset roastie start a high test dump to de rail the thread?
>>25072507
I've considered doing this, since I'm in my 30's and things like OKCupid and Tinder no longer work when you get to be my age. However, there are several things that keep me from going through with it:
- It's illegal where I live, and the cops like to set up sting operations
- You can only fuck her with a condom
- Sometimes she'll only give you oral if you wear a condom
- Can't do a lot of the things that I actually I like about sex, like kissing, foreplay, going down on her and making her cum, etc.
>>25076540
>I have too much empathy. I would just get sad that they're fucking guys for money.
They make mad cash for very little effort. They do is willingly and would laugh at you for saying this.
