>You turn back in time to when you were about to start High School
>But your retain all of your adult memories
What do you do to change your previous HS life?
>>25071297
Buy tesla stock
>>25071297
Kill myself right there so I won't pussy out like I did before.
>>25071297
well with what I know now i'd be able to have sex and possibly even a long-term gf/wife
i'd also probably choose a different major when i went to college
>>25071297
I would harm my bullies in a cowardly but efficient way
>>25071297
Study more so I'm prepared as shit for college.
Breeze through easy classes.
Join some fucking sports or some shit.
>>25071297
Don't take the relationship so serious duck as much as I can
Pay attention and not drop out. Also when that random wave of opium hits my town I don't start smoking it and make sure she dosent
Convince my parents to invest in buttcoins.
Become bulimic so I don't become obese.
Punch Jessica in the face for lying to the school about me.
>>25071297
I wouldn't let my best friend die.
I wouldn't get into a relationship that ended when he cheated on me with my sister.
I'd move out earlier.
>why does my life suck
Pound my milf English teacher's tight butthole like I should have 5 years ago
I would fucking kill myself.
>not hang out with the weeb dyke cunts
>shower more often
>probably get into smoking weed, drinking and cooking earlier
>make a slight effort in my classes as opposed to none
>maybe work out, though I think I'd still be too lazy to
>>25071297
>Take phys.ed seriously; lose weight
>Join a sport like my friends suggested
>Talk to girls more
>Beat the shit out of that one guy, who was a dick to me one time, while I still had the chance (he ended up dying alone in a jail cell a few years after graduation)
>Get a job
That's about it.
> HS
> that many kids eating in the cafeteria
dont most high schools have open lunch. atleast mine did, so i could just sit nice and quietly in the cafeteria with the other losers
Change a few classes around
Buy Bitcoin
Do more drugs
>don't cheat on her :'(
buttcoins, stock, bet on sporting events
neet around for the rest of my days learning how to invest, living in a modest apartment but eating expensive food and buying expensive technology, find a hobby, maybe make some friends doing it
that would be ideal
I'd still join the Army but actually finish nurse school.
Probably not dump my first ex too.
>>25071643
>eating in the cafeteria
True robots spent lunch in the library, even skipping food if they didn't allow it inside. I did.
>>25071536
Really? Holy shit
>>25071297
Of course. Work far harder.
Get a job and license earlier
Get a gf that kept trying to get with me but I was too dense.
Fuck that one ugly girl that was actually into me instead of turning her down now that I know that I can never do better than her
I would try not being a faggot on purpose
wouldn't have talked so much shit
would have asked someone to prom
>constantly think of what could of happened if I didn't say "maybe" when she asked me out
>graduated barely with a 2.3 gpa
>never payed any attention to what the fuck I was really doing in school
Three years later I still haven't done shit and I constantly dwell in the past.
>get on hrt at age 14
i need to go back
>>25071297
I would go full butterfly effect and ruin everyone's future by telling them their future.
>Lifting begins NOW
>Join football team
>Give no fucks
>Mouth off to every stupid teacher and school admin
>Had a guy who picked on me, would have fought him
>Breeze through all classes
>Fuck and chuck the Stacies
>Mine buttcoin
>Convince parents to invest in Apple + Google
High school started ~2004 for me.
>get /fit/
>find a hobby other than video games
>see if I can't become more than a failed normie
I doubt it would turn out much better, since having the brain I have now would still come with all the same preconceptions that prevent me from changing my station too much, but maybe I can avoid some of the more troublesome pitfalls I fell into
Aside from buying bitcoin and stocks:
>eat a proper diet
>cut my shitty greaseblob hair
>try bathing more than twice a month
>buy some clothes instead of blowing my money on video games
>fuck the 4 or 5 decent looking girls that were after my dick for some reason instead of growing up to become a 26 year old virgin
>>25071486
>Jessica
Is there a bigger bitch name?
>>25071724
>not the bathroom
>>25071984
None. I'd tell my highschool self she isn't worth it too.
i would kill myself because i would know i still look 16 at age 23
>>25071853
This.
Also join speech and theatre earlier. And not ruin my relationship with all my friends
Immediately go on accutane.
>>25071605
>>25071596
>>25071668
>>25071677
>>25071798
>>25071842
Han Solo's son kills him and is the main bad guy in the new starwars movie. The movie is now completely ruined.
>>25071297
Kill myself, seriously.
There's nothing I could have done to get people to like me.
>>25071297
>But your retain all of your adult memories
so i get to keep all the psychological scarring i got from hs the first time too? i'd just kill myself then, either that or i push myself till i have another mental breakdown and end up even worse than i am now.
>>25071958
>playing video games
>paying money for video games
Probably do the same stuff, avoid some trouble by knowing the outcomes. Wait to break up with the girlfriend until senior year is over rather than half way through. Unlike most guys here, high school was pretty alright. Some shitty parts here and there but overall pretty solid. If I had to do new things? Probably join the golf team. Mostly weird cyborgs on the team anyway and I would get to travel and get to be on a varsity "sport".
>>25071297
i would change literally everything
>>25072027
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LIKE
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>>25072027
meh I'm more looking forward to all the battles and shit, more about rey's backstory and ooga booga man's backstory, and how that fucking death star thing comes into play.
>>25071297
I did OK in highschool. I probably wouldn't do too much different... Maybe fuck one or two nice girls that I overlooked the first time. Other than that, my life wasn't perfect, but my problems began long before highschool anyways, so I can hardly blame that time period.
The one thing I wouldn't do though, is move away to a different city and start university 2 weeks after I graduated.
>>25071297
Actually talk to girls who tried to talk to me.
Be less of a cunt to people.
Stay the hell away from 4chan.
>>25071984
Amanda is up there.
>>25071480
>Also when that random wave of opium hits my town I don't start smoking it
did you grow up in fucking 19th Century Kowloon? watch out for the Boxers.
>>25072027
spoiler this you fucking retard
>>25071382
I'd invest in bitcoin
prolly get fit and fuck bitchs
easier done than said
>>25071297
>tfw this was my high school...
>>25072110
Opium is actually a thing in some ultra-hipster colleges.
>>25071876
>Mine buttcoin
>in 2004
crypto-currencies were a distant dream back then.
>>25071297
Play a sport
Quit skipping lunch
Stop drinking soy milk
Don't listen to Mike when he shows you this website before you begin sophomore year
Don't do drugs. Fuck all the girls that blatantly wanted to fuck me.
i'd get better grades, NOT waste 3+ years on a guy way too old for me, and choose to move away for college. staying at home completely ruined the experience, and now i feel defective for not having it.
not a single one of you fuckers thought of bringing back some lottery ticket numbers? thats the #1 thing id be concerned with, most of these issues will dissolve away with nine figures in the bank.
Ask out the girl with the big titties.
>>25071297
>get with oneitis freshmen year when she was obviously crushing on me
>take physical fitness serious join a sport like football, wrestling, track etc. and weightlift
>skip some exes that were lying and cheating whores
>never dump my friends when I get gfs
>think seriously about college and going to a four year instead of becoming a community college dropout
>>25072149
Are you the guy who smokes ope?
>>25071297
TOO MUCHq
>>25071996
Funny, I remember we had about 5 kids plus me who just ate in the bathroom. Then there was this chad who would lock the stalls and then crawl under. I kicked him in the face when he crawled and didn't get caught. After a while me and the other kids who ate in the bathroom became friends, yet we still ate in the bathrooms.
>>25072110
OP is a faggot, opium is great.
>Potato face ruining puss/oil ridden swollen acne all through HS
>Go back and live through all that shit
>>25071382
This, also go to votech my junior year, and actally pay attention in algebra
>>25071297
Do not spend my junior year fucked up on cocaine, xanax, weed, alcohol and some casual heroin.
Do not drop out.
Create Postmates or Uber before the current fucks do/did it.
>call that Stacey who gave me her number instead of pussying out
>actually finish instead of staying home to play video games before eventually dropping out
>go to uni because now I actually know what I want to do for a living
>>25071297
I'd stop being a depressed little shit and be happy instead.
>>25072173
cameron?
asdasdasgasgag
Shoot myself before it's too late.
>>25071297
probably smoke more weed
get into music production a lot earlier
play less WoW
Save my best friend from the hit and run
>>25072278
We had a boxing club in our bathrooms, referees, rankings and stats as well.
I have a friend whose father died some years ago of cancer who was detected too late, I could give him a tip if I manage to not sound crazy.
I wouldn't go to the same highschool, wouldn't give up so easily on sports even if I sucked at them, and would take a lot of chances I missed back there because I were a pussy. Also I could start doing what I want in college right away, even before getting into college. It would be so nice. What would I give to be able to at least send a little message to the past.
i'd be happier
>>25071297
It's all I ask for.
Pay attention in chemistry class to avoid that dreaded schedule change. This one fucking thing changed it all. ALL OF IT. It's not like Chemistry was that fucking hard.
Ask that girl Hannah out and marry the ho.
Avoid the hispanic girls, these girls in particular were not worth it.
Have my recent college/ uni goals in mind from the beginning. Jesus, how was I that stupid?
Fucking High School.
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
>>25071297
Buy some bitcoins and try to fuck the girls that complimented me
even if i go back with my current knowledge, i still have to sit through and endure those god awful classrooms.
for me it was like wake up, go out into the cold, get to school and never stop being cold because the doors are constantly opening and some classes were in hubs and not inside the main building and they wouldn't turn on the heat.
be extremely hungry until 12 pm. when i finally do eat it isn't enough calories to sustain me, i'm already starving by the time school gets out, all i can think about is eating.
hopefully i'm not tired.
it was all just a struggle not to be hungry desu. thats all i ever thought about in school, is when am i going to eat.
Going back to the past with all my current memories and knowledge? I would be fucking perfect, a brilliant student, be friend with everyone while beating the shit outta literally any person i dont like due to my anger
>>25071382
This. I'd drop out of high school, get a crappy salaried job as fast as possible, take out a huge loan, and invest in Tesla stock. Who needs education or a job when you can instead be rich enough to retire nice and young.
>>25071297
Dont spend my lifesavings on an online relationship with a polish tranny sjw that uses me for money
Do everything the exact same as before except with the comebacks to arguements I thought of too late
You can write your exams without going to school just by applying to them here, so I would do that. Get the fuck out of that place.
Be more drunk, smoke more salvia, hang around the theater manager more(endless wisdom kinda guy), invest time with my family.
>oh well
>Bet on sports to become rich
>Mainly focus on staying in shape and pursuing hobbies
>Meet up with my wife, having spared myself from fucking around with the bitches who messed with myself before meeting her
>Have rich, carefree, fantastic life with perfect woman
Also, >>25073172
>>25071297
probably just act less autistic and talk back to bullies instead of letting them run all over me
I'd be more concerned with using my knowledge of the future to make money. Due to the butterfly effect it is not as simple as "invest in facebook", we will see a similar trend but most likely it will be a different set of people who get lucky, beat the competition etcetera...
Woud retrain from buying all those Nokia and Talvivaara stocks and buy Kone and F-Secure maybe? Also get immediatly in touch with those guys who watched anime and I only made friends with them when I was on the third grade.
Maybe not get in touch with my gf of that time and not fucking wear edgy leather greatcoat.
>>25072222
>playing the lotto under age 18
nice going criminal scum
>>25071984
>>25072108
Kek. I knew two girls back in high school named Jessica and Amanda were some of the nicest people I've ever known.
Brooke is definitely the ultimate bitch name imo.
>>25073611
Are pornstar names bitch names?
Brooke
Lisa
Madison
Do Americans eat inside always? Here in Australia we all have outside playgrounds/grass/trees to walk around in and eat our food, or an outside cola with seats to sit down on in the sun.
Also what's up with Americans wearing clothing that's 2 sizes too big for them?
>>25073611
Brooke is beautiful, what're you talking about?
>>25073869
>what's up with Americans wearing clothing that's 2 sizes too big for them?
hip hop influence
>>25073869
the outside is like a courtyard but they barely let you eat out there, it isn't suitable for eating out in the courtyard
the 2 sizes thing is because everyone here is poor and their clothes are either hand me downs or their parents shop with the next 5 years in mind.
>>25073869
all schools have cafeterias but students are usually allowed to eat wherever they feel like, including outside
>>25071297
Let's not dwell on that which we cannot change
Draw anime
I'd try to relax more knowing it's not really a big deal.
Wouldn't really care about getting into trouble, but I wouldn't look for it either.
I'd just blast fuckers in the face for trying to bully me.
I'd be more confidant in myself and stop thinking everyone was just talking to me to make fun of me and didn't really like me, because they actually did like me.
Generally more confident and try to enjoy myself a lot more really.
God, if I'd only fucking known what school was really about back then it'd be so much easier.
>>25071853
>>25072015
>being a tranny
Yuck kill yourselves you mentally ill faggots
lose weight
not attempt to stab that chad in physics class
>Fuck more of the people who were clearly into me but I was too much of an autist to notice
>Get my license ASAP
>Ask someone to prom
>Do generally more of what I wanted to do, and less of what others wanted
>Wear clothes that fit properly and get a decent haircut
I still think I'd end up alone, but I like being alone. I just wish I would have fucked more women, men, whoever while it was still easy to meet new friends and switch up social circles
>>25071297
This is such a stupid waste of time. The past is the past anon, live in the present.
>>25071297
>You turn back in time to when you were about to start High School
Like right to the very first morning? I'd be fucked anyway because I was acne ridden and so out of shape that I was drenched in sweat after I got to the school. My social skills were even worse than they are now and I just passed the mark for five years of NEETdom.
>>25075305
This, exactly. Well, minus the license part because my eyesight is too shitty to drive. Should've learned how to take buses earlier though.
Hrmm
>Break up with a certain friend-group a year earlier
>Would know better than to have a oneitis
>No pussy on the pedestal
>Not hide behind CD Player/headphones
>Know not to be intimidated by shorter people
>Maybe try to reconnect with a middle school friend-group that would've been mentally healthier
>Know that eyes are the window to the soul and you can use that to tell if girls like you
>Go after one or two of those huge-assed/round hipped girls
>Probably try to get license earlier
To be honest, though, I think I'd end up being mostly the same.
>>25071297
>Don't be a spergy retard like I was back then
>Quit hockey earlier, go to boxing and workout more like I do now.
>Pull bitches, remember how easy it actually is
>Hide power level
>If I go actually back in time, raid TBC like a mad dog
>>25075344
Yeah, I wish I had not followed everyone else so much because then I'd actually have some idea what I liked rather than what others told me to like. Now I'm getting older and have nothing that I am both good at and enjoy because I didn't do anything myself.
>>25071297
GET A JOB
MOVE OUT ASAP
EVEN IF YOU DON'T EVEN EAT EVERYDAY, YOU WILL BE HAPPIER THAN YOU EVER WERE AT HOME AND MIGHT EVEN GET LAID OR MAKE LONGER-TERM FRIENDS OR SOMETHIN`
YOU MIGHT EVEN GO SANE
Use my early knowledge of everybody's eventually shitty mundane lives to boost my confidence while they're acting like loud douchebags
Kill myself when people would still feel bad for me instead of the relief they'd feel now.
>>25071297
Go through with my suicide attempt.
>>25071297
I quit at 16, get my GED, and then go into an IT school and become an electrician.
