>Finally get job from mummy and daddy
>bank statements keep telling me I have all this money in the bank
>mummy gets the bank to send me a debit card
>need to call the bank to unlock said card
>scared of making phone calls
>mummy can't do it
>one phone call away from buying all sorts of things online
>flesh light
>viddya
>figures
>books
Can't do it online?
If not just man up dude it takes like 2 minutes start to finish
>Mommy gave me $50,000 to go to college
>Didn't go to college
>don't know what to do with my money
Being an adult is hard
... debit cards don't get you any of those
>>25070185
buy a used van and travel the country.
>>25070257
Traveling is literally the most turbonorm thing you can do
>>25070156
It's worth it man. I love my fleshlight. I don't care for figures and pirate books, but alcohol is pretty neat. I recently got a steel ball lock carbonation cap. I carbonated a bottle of blackberry wine. Very sweet but works as a dessert, like a cold duck really. I was surprised by how small the bubbles were. I'm probably getting a bota box or black box pinot grigio or chablis to carbonate next for a better bubbly. I could just do Franzia crisp white and drink sparkling wine like soda. Carbonated milk wasn't funny though. It curdled from the carbonic acid and there's so many dissolved solids acting as nucleation sites it goes flat fast. I thought I'd make the best rice crispy cereal with it. I poured out some cherry coke zero and topped off with cherry syrup and bourbon then recarbed and it was the perfect whiskey and coke.
>>25070156
those calls are usually automated anyway
you should be fine without human interaction, right?
>>25070186
Do you know what debit cards are? They get you all of those things and more.
>>25070314
that sounds fucking awesome.
addicted to soda and fine sodas myself.
>>25070330
>buying things online
>debit cards
no, they don't
>>25070345
Have you ever actually bought anything online? What else do you use besides a credit or debit card.
>>25070345
>being this naive
Just finished buying Christmas gifts on Amazon using my debit card earlier today. I have been using my debit card for nearly every purchase I make both online and in person since I started college.
Maybe you should learn about debit cards before you say what they can and can't do, alright champ?
>>25070345
Maybe you're from a third world country? In America and yuroland debit cards are cards funded by your banks checking account. It's really cool. I never use cash for anything anymore. My card does it all.
Alright Anons I'm gonna do it
I hope its a robot like that Anon said
I don't need like private information or anything right? Just my card and its PIN?
>>25070646
I should probably get a info-pic of what all these numbers and shit on the card actually means before I call tho
>get first debit card
>it isn't the chip protected card
>first year is perfect
>stop by store, buy a soda
>come home to email and phone call
>"hello, anon, fraud specialist here"
>"did you make a 100$ withdrawal?"
>"what about this 200$ purchase?" "looks like another pending 300$ purchase"
someone swiped my card and starting withdrawing money and buying shit, without having the pin number or my physical card.
try to get the chipped one. i guess banks don't give you the chipped version the first time because you're new.
>>25070345
Niggawhatareyoutalkingabout?
