Anyone else have a hot cousin?
>be me at home during the summer
>family's coming to visit... Im going to lose my room because they use it as a guest room
>I hate relatives, theyre loud and annoying, and I have an OCD where I cant have other people use the same shower as I do or I need to clean it before they use it.
>My bathroom gets chosen to be the guest bathroom
>Cousins come, havent seen them in 3 years.
>19 y/o Stacy cousin sees me
>"Oh Anon! Its been so long, how have you been!?
>Im fine how about you. (Notice her tits are fucking huge)]
>Oh im doing well, notice anything different about me? She squeezers her arms together
>fuck.jpg
>I can feel the boner beginning
>"Nope. nothing different."
>She makes a face: "Oh, ok.... by the way, where am I sleeping?"
>"My room, Ill sleep on the couch"
>"Oh dont do that Anon, lets just sleep together, itll be better than the couch"
>whywouldyoufuckingsaythat.jpg
If you want more of the story lemme know, if not im just gonna end it here.
Pic related, she looks like one of those Stacies, and works at one of those cafes.
>>25069559
Whoops, my OCD is that I need to clean the shower before I use it. Not them.
>>25069559
jesus, at least make your stupid story halfway believable. its not even close.
>>25069597
Shes into incest. Made out with my other cousin while his sister was sleeping on the ground in the bed next to theirs.
>>25069559
I'll play along, since I have nothing better to do
she's fucking with you, since she obviously caught on that you were looking at her tits
now she's goading you because you're an awkward fuck
CONTINUE THE STORY, I SAY!!!
>>25069559
JUST LIKE MY ANIMES NIGGA
>>25069559
go on fag
>>25069559
what really happened:
>hot 19 year old cousin comes to stay, has to share OP's bathroom.
>she smiles, says hi when they see each other. Friendly, but not overly.
>they pretty much ignore each other the whole time.
>OP goes into the bathroom after her once, sees some shit streaks in the toilet, debates if it is fap material.
>cousin leaves, OP uses shower, scans tiles for stray pubes that might have been left behind.
>OP gets on r9k, tells retarded story about his cousing mashing her tits together and offering to sleep with him.
much more realistic.
I have a natural blonde cousin with tits that but those girls to shame, nothing ever happened and we rarely see each other
>>25069621
and now you have crossed the line from stupid to downright fucking idiotic. just shut up. we get it, incest is your fetish. NO ONE believes this shit.
Nah nigga, I didnt get to the cringy parts yet
>>>25069648 we have a winner
>Parents tell me to show her around.
>Go out with her and Chad cousin. She and Chad cousin start talking. and ask me if Im a virgin.
>Say yes
>They start laughing
>They start talking about stupid shit
>I wanna go home
>Chad asks me if I know what a rimjob is
>Nope: Reply: Isnt that where you eat the girl out or something?
>They start laughing
>Feel like shit
>Rest of the night goes to hell
>Go home, goes to couch
>Stacy comes down, are you gonna sleep in your bed?
>I dont know why I thought she would do it, but I asked: Only if you cuddle with me
>Her face goes to shit
>Uhm.... no.... why would I do that
>Me: Im not sure...
>Stacy: gnight anon
>I leave the house and stay over a friends
>Rest of the week she doesnt speak to me.
>>25069795
holy shit kill yourself cringe lord
>>25069795
excellent
continue, anon
I'm breaking out the Nutella for my nipples
naa, my extended family is cursed with all males
step it up, OP
you type slower than me mum
>>25069833
>Week goes by
>She hangs out with Chad more
>Comes back drunk as fuck one night
>Anon, can you help me upstairs
>Sure.
>Help her upstairs, bring her to room
>Nows my chance, I can see if she was really into me
>Hey Stacy, why did you ask me about your body earlier
>Oh I wanted to see if anyone would notice that I got implants. Ive been talking to Chad and I thought he might have noticed. Why?
>good night stacy
>goes back to my couch.
Pic related is chad cousin.
>>25069947
you're a master of the build up, anon
I wait with baited breath
>>25069989
>find out a week later from Chad's little sister that they made out because they thought she was asleep
>Little sister scarred for life (she was 16)
>Shes visiting again in the summer guys.
>>25070028
anon, is that really the end of the story?
anti-climatic, and a huge disappointment overall
prepare for the summer, lift or something
good luck on trying to fuck your cousin
I kissed with my cousin when we were both young (12 and 13) and now we kinda just dont talk about it.
>tfw your hot cousin gave you your first bj
>tfw it was a male cousin
My cousin from Canada showed me her panties and bras when I was younger, and she explained how the bra sizing works
>I can accurately guess a woman's cup size and number by just looking. Doesnt even have to be bare.
Yes
>when tried to take off her panties and look at her pussy while she was asleep
>when you realized years later she wasn't really asleep
>>25070474
I felt up one of my cousins in her sleep...
>>25069658
>>OP goes into the bathroom after her once, sees some shit streaks in the toilet, debates if it is fap material.
>>cousin leaves, OP uses shower, scans tiles for stray pubes that might have been left behind.
holy shit, i think i pooped a little
I see they have boobies, but where are their booties?
>>25070402
I know this feel all too well.FUCK OFF
>tfw have over 30 cousins
>all of them are super normies
>all have had significant others
>all of them are atleast 7/10 except for like 3 of them who are at least 5/10
>at least 6 of them have had children when they were 18--20
>10 or so female cousins
>all qt
>tfw i'm the only outcast and the ugliest of them all
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