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I finally did it bros. I got a girls number and I'm gonna
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I finally did it bros. I got a girls number and I'm gonna make her my girlfriend. Goodbye forever!
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>>25069473
Wish you the best !
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I look forward to posting in your feels thread when she never texts you back.
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>yfw OP is gonna call a Chinese place up and then come back to cry
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>>25069764
kek mfw this happns
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The phone directory is full of numbers. It takes more than that anon.
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OP here she is seriously perfect nothing can go wrong you'll all see
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>Thinking a girl giving a number is an accomplishment to her pants


Wow, ya gotta lot to learn
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>>25069764

>"Sum DingDong Sunshine Takeout, how awl you? You take order?"
>"Um....i-is S-stacy there?"
>"Yeah You wan takeout or deribery?"
>" U-um excuse me, n-no, S-stacy g-gave me this n-number..."
>"You want takeout or deribery? Name prease."
>"M-my name is A-anon."
>"Okay what you rant to order?"
>"B-but S-sstacy...." (sobbing begins)
>"You ran what? Can you hold?"
>Anon cries as chingchong music plays and Chinaman takes the orders of actual customers
>"Fank you for waiting time, what you rant?"
>"Um, i-is Stacy there?"
>"Huh? You ranna tasty it all tasty."
>"S-stacy..."
>"Is all tasty what you rant?"
>(Anon can't control it anymore; starts sobbing)
>"This pwank crall? I call porice. I call porice."
>(Anon gets scared because he's a pussy)
>"U-um sorry wrong n-number I thought this was S-stacy's number..."
>"So what you rant? You make order or I call prorice now for make uh a pwank crall."
>"I-I'm sorry ma'am, c-can I... please can I get a D1...."
>"Awright wan Dee wan forb takeout you come pick up ready ten minude. You ran sweed and sowah sauce or cuck sauce?"
>"C-cuck sauce please"
>"okay ten minute goo-bye."
>(phone clicks)
>(Anon cries into his pillow and then has his mom drive him down to Sum DingDong to get his D1 and Cuck Sauce; mom yells at him for ordering without them and makes him eat his DingDong dinner, coated in the cuck juice, in the car in the dark cold)
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