Alright guys, real robot here.
>No friends, online or IRL
>No job
>No nothing
>Never had a female friend
>Just created a tinder account
>And i am about to upload my photo.
I will be myself as chad on here likes to say, and uploaded a photo of me with a smirk. As well as a photo of the city i took and a picture of my motorcycle. I cant have small talk or anything else and i sweat and get anxiety around women.
If i get a match i will post my findings here.
Wish me luck.
Good luck anon.
I'm curious to see how this plays out.
How did you get a motorcycle if you don't have a job?
>>25069113
I had a job, but i've been out of one for so fucking long now. Won't be long before i have to sell it. I got it from a recruitment agency.
Before that i was unemployed for like 6 years.
>>25069083
I don't need a crystal ball to know how this is going to turn out
>>25069157
You sound like the kinda bro I'd like to be friends with.
Do you have typical robot-tier autism?
>>25069201
>Do you have typical robot-tier autism?
Yeah i guess so, outside of getting sweaty and nervous around women, not having friends. I'm always the quiet guy. I got a lot of things going on. As well as anxiety.
But I've been thinking long and hard about Tinder and decided to just go with the flow this time around. The last time i created a dating profile i deleted it like 2 hours earlier that's how embarrassed i was. I couldn't even bare looking at my picture. I had to put my hand over it when on my profile.
If i get a match, good. If not so what. At least then I'll know for sure the things people here preach are bullshit.
>>25069083
>motorcycle
You might actually make it, anon. Good luck.
Alright guys, i will start liking profiles now. Even the ones that are out of my league.
>>25069458
Camera angles and make-up work wonders for girls on this app.
Don't feel intimidated. Most of these girls are very average in real life.
>>25069562
Oh man only if you can see my picture, a mustache and a big smirk. I look like an autist but i don't care. I can only wonder what they are thinking of my right this second.
But most importantly i am being my self.
>>25069595
Good for you friend. That's all you can really be. And if nobody likes you for being you make sure you tell them to fuck off.
>>25069083
good luck buddy hope you make it out of this hell hole
>>25069666
Even if i do get laid, i doubt a wet hole will stop me from coming here. Been here too many years.
my fellow robots are my only friends.
>>25069638
Amen, only thing i don't want to happen is someone like a women posting my picture on her FB for a laugh. But then again shit happens.
So fucking what.
>>25069083
>I cant have small talk or anything else and i sweat and get anxiety around women.
Please use this quote in your profile.
>>25069741
I might, but can you give me a reason?
>>25069703
>only thing i don't want to happen is someone like a women posting my picture on her FB for a laugh
It's cool mayne, you'll never see it, you don't have any friends.
so after how long should you except a match?
>>25069753
They might assume you're joking and think it's cute.
>>25069925
idk man, mixed with my profile pic. Might seem like i'm a wierdo.
Any matches yet?
im half nigger and sad and lonely because people hate the blood of africa in my veins. im the color of piss and i remind people of yellow cake. wanna have me as your first female friend?
>>25070521
I'll be your friend.
Post pic and email.
>>25069256
>deleting it 2 hours BEFORE you created it
Impressive, care to share your secrets on time travel?
>>25069083
OP Should post your tinder profile here
>>25069083
>3 irl friends
>Full time job.
>Run 30-40 miles a week, calisthenics 2-3 times, have a subscription to the economist, studying for the lsat and read avidly in my spare time
>Several female friends in my life
>Had 430 tinder matches before I started dating current girlfriend
>Picture has decent number of facebook likes
How normie am I out of 10?
>>25070845
>he comes here and expects robots to feed his ego
Sweetheart, you're forgetting that none of this would impress the average robot.
Try again.
>>25071038
>you're forgetting that none of this would impress the average robot.
>you're forgetting
How much anime do you watch in a given day?
>>25071038
>none of this would impress the average robot.
This, in 100 years we'll all be dead and it won't have mattered how many "likes" he got. Literally nobody gives a fuck
>>25071064
Watched 3 episodes today.
I have no idea what point you're trying to make.
>>25071066
>Defines himself by lack of adherence to certain standards
>Someone remarks that they personally meet those stands
>"LOL YOU MUST BE DOING IT 4 ATTENTION UR NOT SPESHIAL DURRR UR DUMB LOL WE ALL DIE ANYWAYS HURRR,"- you right now.
>>25071111
Quads wasted on another idiot.
Maybe you're just mad that not everyone considers you a success.
They could be lying for all you know but that doesn't matter because you like to have an excuse for getting worked up and shitting on robots.
>>25071289
>Quads wasted on another idiot.
>Maybe you're just mad that not everyone considers you a success.
>They could be lying for all you know but that doesn't matter because you like to have an excuse for getting worked up and shitting on robots.
>uuiohojppj';jl
>>25071111
That's not even the point I was trying to make, just that it doesn't matter and nobody cares
>>25071362
>having no response
>getting BTFO
Pick both
