>Driving
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>driving late at night
>get to sing as loud as I fucking want
>realize years of never having to use my voice much means I can't really even raise my voice that loud unless it's full on screaming
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Takes time
Just focus on staying in your lane and watching your speed
It took me 5 tries to pass my driver's test
>>25068608
I've been driving since I was 16 (22 now) and I still can't stand it. It still scares the shit out of me. I've never gotten a ticket, never gotten into an accident. And yet every time I drive I feel like I'm one slip up away from my life changing forever.
What I hate is when I have to take a left turn at a light with no left turn signal, and the cars behind you keep on honking and rushing you.
>driving in a ghetto shithole literally filled with more homeless people smoking crack than dollars in the city budget
>every single day driving 2 hours down 2 roads to move 5 miles
>every single car is a beatdown shitmobile packed with nigs/nogs driving 60 MPH on their way to the next crack deal
If you don't live in a shithole you have nothing to complain about
I used to think I would never drive but it's actually pretty easy. My fears however are
>being the first person to make a left turn in a busy intersection
>cannot reverse park
>trying to manuever in tight spaces especially with other cars around especially at gas stations
Jesus you people are pathetic.
I race around like the hyper-aware speed demon that I am. I fucking love driving. Feeling my V6 purr and the car shake beneath my ass gives me a raging boner. I love people that can't drive. I laugh my ass off whenever I see a student driver car, and I can fuck with them any way I want.
I go offroading in my Jeep Wrangler too. Surrounded by steel, carrying 2 tons of metal and outdoor shit up the side of a rough mountain is an incredible feat of human ingenuity and engineering, and I'm at the fucking helm blasting ACDC and getting head from my skinny blonde german girlfriend. With my AR-10 right above my head and my colt 1911 in the holster on my belt. Tbh she gets a thrill out of having her face right next to the muzzle of the .45 acp chucker while she deep throats my cock.
>>25068833
>6 cylinder engines
>>25068833
>ar10
>1911
>jeep wrangler
>acdc
whiskey tango spotted, let me guess. It's a dpms
>>25068866
psa, nigger. And I live in urban california and have a bachelors in mech eng
>>25068865
Jealous?
>>25068923
>i have a 3cyl @ 50mpg+
lmao not at all
>>25068608
>tfw stuck in traffic during rush hour
Wageslavery is hell. It takes me an hour to drive 20 miles through this fucking traffic
>>25068937
Wow how much horsepower do you get in that bad boy? Like 60?
>>25068833
How many years has this fantasy been running through your head?
>>25068969
993cc i3 nigger
>driving through dallas
>each lane goes in a different direction
>mfw i get lost again
>>25068923
>psa, nigger. And I live in urban california and have a bachelors in mech eng
>calicuck
>psa
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw drive stick shift V8 rwd
geeettt cucked on!!
>>25069065
>when fly-over states shitpost
Sorry you'll never become anything in your entire miserable life
