>tfw you finally vacuum your floor after a few months
It's so smooooooth.
>>25068018
I literally just did that 3 days ago. But it wasn't after a few months. It had to have been at least a year, maybe two.
>those crunchy clicky sounds the vacuum makes as you pass over every square inch
buy a roomba and you wont regret it
hudnreds of hours in total of vacuuming saved because i bought that thing
>>25068079
and its like a pet that cleans the floor instead of shitting on it.
>tfw hardwood everywhere
>crud sticks to my bare feet
>tfw it gets all up in my bed
>>25068018
But did you mop?
>I bet you didnt, you filthy animal
Post a pic of your floors, op.
I have spanish tile that seriously needs to be brushed and scrubbed, but my girlfriend is too much of a lazy bitch to help out.
Why am I even with her?
>>25068624
I have carpets.
>>25068655
>carpets
>smooth
wut
>>25068373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbOqsp3oUQI
>>25068624
>you want your floors cleaned
>can't even take the initiative to get off your ass and do it
>place the blame on someone else
there's only one lazy bitch in your relationship and it isn't her
>>25068670
Like a fur coat almost, at least in comparison to how it was before.
>>25068806
Nobody cares, you white knight faggot.
Go jack off into a tub of ice cream and eat it, crying like the little bitch you are.
>>25068079
>not having too much shit on your floor for it to be able to clean any more than a few square feet of it at most
>>25069111
>trips and a valid point
checked
>>25069111
2 true, but what 2 du?
>Owning a vacuum cleaner
Fucking normie. One time I puked after a night of cheap wine all over my tile floor from my bed (which is just an old twin mattress on the floor) and all I did was wipe it up.
The dark purple stain where it splashed on the side of the wall is still on the wall.
>tfw your Mexican finishes it's weekly cleaning
Feels kind of shitty actually. I'm basically paying it to dust. My place doesn't ever get dirty since I live alone. It's a status thing though so you have to have a maid.
>>25068806
Lolwut, half the entire purpose of getting a bitch is so she cleans. The other half is sex. They used to clean but in my entire life the best female cook was worse than the worst male cook I know so I begrudgingly take on that task. I just passively aggressively make it too hot for her, or cook steak or burgers right instead of medium well like she wants. I got my bitch trained to clean though, and if I'm in a rush I'll have her make a frozen pizza or ramen. She still fucks it up because she's a woman, but it's not like it could be that good anyway. Just don't under or overcook the pizza, I parm, Sriracha, and chili flake it myself. Ramen the trick is to not overcook it and add spinach and canned stir fry vegetables. I add the hot sauce and vinegar. I hope she'll be able to make an acceptable pizza or bowl of ramen some day, but she can't even pour a glass of beer right yet so I'm not holding my breath.
>>25070442
>putting billions of toppings on fucking frozen pizza
>>25068054
>vacuuming up old cum rags
>>25070467
Parmessan, red pepper, and hot sauce is billions of toppings to you? What the fuck kind of pizza do you eat? I think it's just bread if you have nothing else on it.
>>25070811
You said frozen pizza. What frozen pizzas are you buying that are just bread?
>>25068018
>clean your room
>take out like 5 big trash bags worth of garbage, empty beer, liquor and dxm bottles, broken bongs, etc
>vacuum everything
>put all clothes away
>tfw it looks the same in less than a week
>>25070832
I've never bought such a pizza. I usually get totinos personal pizza, triple meat variety. I cook it, then put parm, red pepper, and hot sauce on it. That's 3 things. Not billions like you seem to think. I assumed since you thought cheese and chili seemed so ridiculous on a pizza you'd also think pepperoni and tomato sauce excessive.
>>25070843
>tfw it takes you a little over 3 months to smuggle 24 1 gallon piss jugs out of your room
>>25070442
With this post, please don't pretend that you can cook. People like you disgust me. Adding toppings to frozen pizza or fucking using CANNED vegetables. None of that is cooking.
Right now I'm making lentil stew with pumpkin. That's dried lentils from the Indian market, and a whole, fresh pumpkin: skinned, cleaned, and diced into 1/4 inch cubes. Along with this, I have fresh cornbread made from scratch and Koshihikari rice. When you can accomplish something like this, maybe you can cook. But don't fucking just assemble premade shit and call it cooking.
>>25070899
i know piss jugs are not a meme, because i used to keep them, but i only ever had one gallon jug at a time
fuckin 24 GALLONS? OF PISS?
damn that sounds fuckin epin, did you take any pics?
>>25070930
No way was I gonna risk that and have someone come across the picture, or recognize my room or w/e. I go into these periods of deep depression and laziness and just don't empty them out, I had 8 or so that had been sitting there for the better part of a year, the piss like ate through the adhesive holding the jug together or something because when I picked those up to empty them every last one of them started leaking at the seams.
>>25070900
You must be retarded. Try actually reading the post.
The pizza and canned vegetables are for delegating a quick lazy lunch to my retarded gf. Something like rinsing mung sprouts or cutting mushrooms is far beyond her mental capabilities.
I guarantee I can cook way better than you. The fact you mention Indian food is a dead giveaway. A microwaved bowl of shit is better than anything you can make from ingredients bought in Indian markets.
Heavily seasoned foods really require no skill anyway. I like it spicy but a simple steak, fried chicken, burger, or soup base is a better judge of skill. You can't hide your fuckups that way.
>>25070987
>leaking
OH GOD NO OH GOD OH GOD
same shit happened to me
i had this gallon of milk i was drinking, and there was like an inch left in it one day. i was drunk and wanted to sleep, so i pissed in it and shoved it under my bed.
i forgot about it. months later, i started noticing a smell. i'd catch it here and there, but i didnt know what. it kept getting worse, and then i remembered it
i pulled the thing out, and at the bottom it was leaking onto my fucking hand. i ran to the toilet, where i dispatched the foul, acidic mixture of rotted milk and ancient piss. gagging the whole time
it would have been an epic bread if i took a pic
>>25071144
Holy fuck that cracked me up
>>25071021
It's Morrocan food, just bought lentils there.
>implying Indians don't have the cheapest, freshest lentils
k
It's not even heavily seasoned. Some cilantro, a pinch of saffron, half a tsp tumeric, half a tsp ginger, salt and pepper to taste. Some chopped parsley added at the end. Not much going on there.
