I am a 29 year old who works in private equity making 165k/year who has only had sex with one woman, can I be a robot?
>>25066507
>had sex with one woman,
NOPE
>>25066507
You're in a pretty shitty shop if you're making that little at your age bro.
>mfw 26 and accomplished nothing
Guess I didn't want it bad enough. Wish I could just blink out of existence.
>had sex with one woman
LEAVE
>also 29
>had sex with no women
>or men, you fucking fags
>neet making effectively nothing, except some savings I made from a brief period living the wageslave life
if you're miserable, you can stay, would be my rule here
>>25066507
>had sex with one woman
>can I be a robot?
Sorry pal, the answer is nope.
>>25066507
You can be whatever you want, friend.
>>25066507
>private equity making 165k/year
>can i be a robot
only if you give me career advice
i think the wealthy are disqualified from robothood because they will never have to worry about having a place to live, fixing themselves up should something happen to them etc
>>25066507
>only had sex with one woman
Sounds romantic. More people should stick to 1-2 sex partners
>>25066507
No you can't be a robot. You can be a loser though, just by virtue of browsing here. I guess it's something :^)
>>25066550
I am not counting carry
