>I know I'm pretty serious on TV.. but I can be fun too!
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey CNN chief political correspondent Dana Bash, wanna have lunch together?"
>It's you, Anon! Haha!
>CNN
Shit tier news. And your face looks like a horses'.
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>>25066467
You're on TV? What channel?
>>25066576
it's CNN
>Mfw this could be Dana Bash posting right now
would you lick dana bashs feet
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>>25066467
You're old and gross, but I'd have lunch with you if you paid for it.
>>25066467
girls like that are my 10/10. i met some in college.
they're genuinely goofy but at the same time genuinely motivated. it's because they had good fathers. women aren't funny. a woman doesn't become funny by having a funny mother. a mother just teaches her how to play men. a funny woman had a funny dad who cared a lot about her.
i knew this one girl. she was in a sorority, in student council (which is fucking major at a flagship university), and worked as an intern on a local politician's campaign. among other things. she was probably a 5/10 on looks. she actually looked like a younger dana bash, except she almost never smiled. it took me forever to realize that she was actually clever. she just had this weird, autism-like thing where she had a serious expression ALL the time.
that said, dana looks weird as fuck on tv. like she's trying to be a journalism aeon flux or something.
