Share your /uni/-moments.
> "make groups of 2"
> Number of students in class is 21.
>>25065439
> Tell us about your hobbies.
>>25065439
just go to a random group of 2 and ask to join, the professor won't mind bruh.
or just look like a badass lone wolf
I used to get left behind for groups but I've just been sad puppydogging up to groups and they are kinda forced to let me in cause normies are scared to look like dicks
>okay class, tell us about the last time you had sex
Fucking ice breakers.
>go to first class
>so many people
>start sweating
>prof says he will force people to talk so the smart shy people dont get left out
>never come back and drop out
Whats uni like when you are actually trying?
>>25065439
> Enter room
> "Sweet, last row is totally free"
> Group of 8 girls enter
> Sit all around me on the last row
Why do they need to abuse me like that?
>>25065439
>So, tell us what you did during the holidays Anon.
>"make groups of 2 for this experiment"
>there is an even number of students
>a group of 3 forms and I have to work by myself
Actually happened to me.
>>25065493
>or just look like a badass lone wolf
heh, yeah no big deal, no one likes me, im pretty badass
>>25065439
>not wanting to work by yourself
>not losing grades because of some chucklefuck who is too retarded for uni and/or is only there to try and get his dick wet.
>>25065493
more like they don't want you shooting them during your school shooting,
>>25065833
We have all been there m8.
>>25065439
> "Make groups of 2"
> Everyone in a group expect me and a girl
> She stares at me
> "Is there anyone else alone?''
>>25065833
That is the worst feeling.
>Have this happen in Spanish class constantly
>It's to practice question and answering
>In the end I had the worst pronunciation in the whole class since I didn't have any help
I nearly died when giving my country report to the class, partially from anxiety and partially since I knew everyone was judging my shit pronunciation.
>>25065938
KEK, fucking savage.
>make groups of 2
>class size is 20
>look around for the other robot
>some girls formed a group of 3
>>25065439
When they ask about your future plans....
>>25065529
>>go to first class
>>so many people
>>start sweating
>>prof says he will force people to talk so the smart shy people dont get left out
>tfw prof never calls on me the entire term
>"Time to split into groups and discuss your homework"
>Make groups of 3
>2 girls in my row
>they look at me
>look at each other
>giggle to themselves
>every other group is filled with three people
>they get in with a group of three to make a super group
>chads in group next to me lets me in his group
>its a group of chads talking about a frat party
>have nothing to relate to them about
>wish I could be in my room watching anime
or another one that just happened this week:
>sitting in my unis student center
>place for students to play vidya
>watch tv
>mostly inhabited by dnd groups
>and anime club filled with autists I really do not want to associate with
>have headphones in watching moeshit
>a group of stacys walk in to get some coffee from cafe
>pause program because I need to check email
>one of them says, "oh my god, this is where all the geeks are"
>one mentions that they are such a geek for liking Harry Potter and Doctor Who
>other stacys agree
>"maybe there are some cute guys"
>"what about him?"
>"the guy on his laptop? He's was watching hen-tay"
> "Ewwwww."
I was the only motherfucker watching anime. I'm going to kill myself soon. I don't care if I'm actually doing well in classes for the first time in life. I don't even talk to these bitches and I get cucked.
>"make groups of 2"
>even number of students
>one group of pairs up in a group of 3
>teacher makes one of them group with you
>they are visibly annoyed and sigh loudly
>Infinite number of students
>"Ok class, we're bringing in an infinite number of infinite more students, prove you can pair off each of the new students with one of ours without the Axiom of choice"
>>25065439
>go to college expecting to make cool new friends
>instead meet a whole bunch of shitty people
Wew lad
>>25065439
>Join group of three
>carry 2scrubs hard
>say nah, I can group of one
>scrubs make shit without me
The fountain shrugs
>all this is happening in UNIVERSITY
>adults pairing up and working in little groups like children
So glad I dodged a bullet, became an electrician and got a job as a service tech. I get called in to troubleshoot/install something, and I do it on time and correctly. That's it. Sure there are bad days and some less-than-pleasant customers, but at least I don't have to take part in high school level shit every day.
No organizing group meetings, no essays, none of that shit.still no gf
does this actually happen? I've never been asked to form a group at university ahaha
>randomly assigned groups for assignment
>get placed with 6 chads
>they are all speaking loudly my guess to try gain dominance over the group meanwhile my anxiety is in overdrive
>30 minutes into icebreaker one looks at me and says why so quiet anon
>Feelsonwheels.jpg
>>25065529
You're not going anywhere in life if you pussy out of simple things like that
>>25067260
This is for people with kid majors.
>>25067369
>kid majors
So this doesn't happen in engineering, physics or anything of that nature?
>>25067458
No I am in CS and it happens. It's because of required English classes.
>>25067369
Yeah, no. Teamwork is crucial in engineering.
>>25067605
>engineering
>not a kid major
>"Make up groups of 4-5 for this project that's due at the end of the semester."
Fuck, can't I just solo it? I'd do better on my own.
>>25065459
> 10 hours in front of pc playing dotashit.
You'd think with the amount of time I spend I would be good but no I'm complete garbage at every game
> masturbation
> shitposting on meme boards and no one replies to my memes
>>25067744
Literally just solo it and if your prof says anything, tell him to take his shitty group work and fuck himself. Guy probably won't so shit, those old fucks in academia are so passive.
>>25066373
>get As on exams
>turn in essays and get low As
>take final and receive second highest score in class
>get a B for the semester because participation is a big part of your grade
Fuck history, never taking that garbage again
>Professor asks us to get into groups
>I'm the odd man out
>He notices and flips out
>Starts saying that I might as well go home and asks why I even bother coming to class
>can I record you to fall asleep your conversations are really boring and nerdy
>you play magic no life
>you were cool but now you're a nerd and very akward to ba around
>>fuck off
>can I see your homework again anon?
The first guy wasint kidding...
