Tired of seeing your not a robot threads. How about we change it up.
>if the only time your dick gets wet is when you take a shower
You might be a robot.
>if people accusing you of autism preface it with 'honest question -- are you literally...'
You might be a robot.
>the last time someone kissed you, your reply was stop it mom
>>25064750
honest question -- are you literally under the impression that people who use that phrasing are being honest and asking for literal truth?
>if someone asks you about your gf, and you describe your waifu
>>25064816
Not very. But there is a real difference between 'Are you autistic?' and 'Have you been professionally diagnosed with an autistic spectrum condition? I'm asking out of genuine concern.'.
>>25064816
Woah. Deep.
>>25064724
>taking showers
NORMAN GET OUT
>if the last time someone touched your sack, you had to turn your head and cough
You might be a robot.
>if everybody stops talking when you enter a room
>if you've every been called a creep for just saying hi
You might be a robot.
>if you blame anything other than yourself for your problems
