>mfw this board is filled with sexually frustrated 18-21 year old college students who will eventually lose their virginity before 30 anyway
True robots are those who are KV grandmasters at 42, like me.
After some study involving pretending to be qt grill
Most guys on here are like 16-22
yes, a lot of under aged guys.
Im only 23 myself though.
35 year old virgin here. Granted, I am not 42, but I highly doubt our situations are particularly different.
I've had some really good discussions on this board, so I'm not one to get antagonistic with the apprentices, but I do agree on one point you've made. Realistically, most of the men lamenting their virginity on this board will lose it. That doesn't invalidate what hurt they feel. But that hurt grows far, far worse with time.
So I take it all in stride, and realize that a minority will eventually face what we face. And recognizing that, I consider them comrades and equals. I have much love for my sad apprentices, and it breaks my heart to realize that for (a very few) of them, it is going to become far, far more difficult.
After all, we were 21 year old virgins once, right?
>>25064388
true
4chan is very normie now, not only r9k.
also pol for instance.
pol used to be fucked up dudes who support monarchy and make threats about evola.
r9k were robots, 30+ incels, NEETs, people seriously suicidal or homicidal.
now:
pol is libertarian college dudes against islam
r9k is unpolitical college dudes w/o GF yet
dull
still good pepe memes tho
>>25064388
Imagine what it would be like to be 14 and kiss some blonde slut in high school.
>>25064388
>lose their virginity before 30 anyway
>losing virginity to a hookeer
>fucking some half drunk half dead grill during one of her nightly club rounds
>getting a pityfuck by some older chick
>fucking someone fat or ugly
>>>>>>implying that is literally anything like fucking a girlfriend or someone that actually loves you
virginity doesnt count for jack shit for people at the base level of "you put penis in vagina"
its how you lose it and to who that fucking matters
therefore the people who are KVs by like 16 or 18 are hopeless and will never amount to anything and belong on a pathetic loser board
This board is redditumblr. Just look at "femanon" stacy threads with 300 replies
25 year old KV checking in.
I really don't think I'm going to lose due to being averse to intimacy. I really dislike touching or being touched.
>>25064388
When you're in college, unless you make no attempt at all to meet and talk to girls, you'll eventually accidentally fall into a pussy. Its really not that hard to get your dick wet
>>25066160
>Its really not that hard to get your dick wet
lurk moar
>>25064388What of the 19 yo bots that never partied or never had any friends and never tried with grils? Those ones already know the wizard path op, it's their goal.
>>25065487
>/pol/
>Libertarian
It used to be
Now its authoritarian conservatives
>>25066160
>>When you're in college, unless you make no attempt at all to meet and talk to girls, you'll eventually accidentally fall into a pussy.
if you live off-campus and commute, no, you will never accidentally stumble into getting laid. You'll have an uphill battle even if you're actually trying.
Wow you have great powers. Tell us everything op: Are you fat? Are you autistic? Are you ugly?,..
>College student
>19
>Lost my virginity at a much younger age than normal
Sorry OP, but I'm pretty far from normal.
Granted, I don't know if I'm as far off as a 42 year old virgin, but I'm pretty far out there.You're old enough to be my dad.
>>25066160
>tfw brit
>"college" is education for 16-18, which runs for typical school times, and usually at school, where you go home every afternoon
>after college is uni, where you drive to uni and then go home afterwards
>then get a job
>only rich kids get to live on the college or uni grounds
>tfw will live with parents through this period, and not have a chance to get laid
>>25066160
Not at all true.
>>25065117, speaking.
Most of my friends back in college were women, or at least during my first couple of years. And in those halcyon days, I actually had a social life. I moved freely between several social circles, went to parties, all the rest. Sure, now, I am more or less an anchorite, but there were times when that wasn't the case.
And yet here I still sit, a wizard, with a body as frail as bird bones.
For most men, sex is inevitable, but certainly not for all. That number is tiny, but pathetic men like those, men such as myself, do exist.
I assure you.
23 kv here, I spend every day wishing I was still 16. I'm completely and utterly fucked.
>>25066251
but they hate islam for some reason
Western ideology is inherently progressive
>>25066367
>student
>19
>not a virgin
>"far from normal"
Just get out, you don't belong here and never will.
>>25066706
Again, my loss of virginity isn't what you're thinking it was.
>>25066746
You were molested? Sorry to hear that man.
Seriously that can fuck someone up for life.
>>25066746
Still a normie and you still don't belong here
>>25064388
Your assessment is pretty much correct and it's sad to see that things have ended up like this.
I'm a 24 kv and there doesn't seem to be any plausible way for me to lose it other than an escort. I'll see you soon enough when I get my wizard powers.
>>25066095
must be amazing to have sex with a girl you love then lie in bed with her
>>25066746
What happened br0?
>>25066776
Honestly, I feel much more solidarity with robots than most normal people.
Not like they really give a fuck, most male molestation victims are usually overlooked, especially if they were diddled by a woman.Besides, you guys are basically my only form of social interaction outside of school anyways.
>>25066880Repeatedly molested by older sister and a cousin.
Doesn't matter anymore though, one's dead and the other's a broken alcoholic, so I came out on top regardless.
But you'd be surprised how few fucks normies give when it's a male that gets molested.
Then again, you probably wouldn't.
>>25067005
I don't give a fuck, you still had sex
>>25067025
Unenjoyable sex with someone whose guts you hate.
>>25067068
Like being Married
hahahaha
>>25067119
Completely and totally well-thought-out and original comment.
>>25066251
that's not true. honestly, r9k is probably more conservative than pol these days.
their conservatism is mostly memes and shitposting, but if you spend some time reading and writing there you'll soon discover that the only thing they really hate about western society is the presence of muslims.
authoritarian conservatives are also very pessimistic about the US and hate the current US. but that's not the case with pol, where they see European countries that are like 95% white and 5% Muslim as totally fucked, but the US that has so many hispanic, asian and black people as "based"
the average r9k poster, despite not being so many robots left, probably hates way more things about the current state of the western world than just the presence of muslims
bump because i will die alone and want people to make me feel better
>>25066132
same here senpai, what's good
>>25067005
i'm so sorry anon, i hope you're doing better now
>>25064388
that's why i dont complain anymore, some people have it much worse than me in here and im only 19, i have a whole lot of time, besides i dont give a shit about being a virgin, I realized it's actually a good thing, I'll lose it to a virgin someone I truly love and bond to her mind body and soul as it should. what I crave is love, not mechanical fucking and losing my virginity.
if you think losing your virginity somehow makes a social statement about you, you're probably part of the lowest caste.
>>25065117
I'a Dagon! I'a!
>>25064388
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I'a!
>>25067959
>'ll lose it to a virgin someone I truly love and bond to her mind body and soul as it should. what I crave is love, not mechanical fucking and losing my virginity.
>if you think losing your virginity somehow makes a social statement about you, you're probably part of the lowest caste.
>implying normies dont have sex with people they truly love
fucking kek
sure, they might lose their virginity at 14 and not know what they did or who they did, but they certainly have had good sex since then
its not about losing virginity to whoever/whatever, its about being someone who can easily get sex'd whenever they want, to an acceptable and respectable human bean
>>25068147
I mean marriage material. Normies mostly fuck and form couples over lust.
They form couples of love almost after their sexual prime.
>>25064388
I can only imagine what powers you have unlocked. I am literally not worthy to be posting in the same thread as you, Senpai.
>>25068147
>its not about losing virginity to whoever/whatever, its about being someone who can easily get sex'd whenever they want, to an acceptable and respectable human bean
and besides, what is that? you cant trivialize the ultimate bond between male-females like that. It's not just sex. Unless you dont give a shit about the implications of just fucking anyone like an absolute madman. go for it, really.
>Be 14
>Some of my classmates are already getting pussy. Eh, my time will come eventually, no need to worry
>Be 16
>Notice even more classmates have girlfriends & constantly brag about how much puss they've slayed
>Whatever, my time will come
>Be 18, still nothing
>By now most people I know have at least had sex with a non-hooker
>W-well, maybe senior prom will be my time!
>End up not going because I fractured my leg, plus most of my friends didn't go
>First day of college, I vow to be less timid and put forth the effort to talk to girls, I won't sit back and do nothing like in high school
>Be 25
>Posting on a thread on /r9k/ on a rainy evening, still a KHV
>>25066160
I live on campus and nothing could be further from the truth. But it is strange how hard it is to make friends when you are surrounded by people. Probably should grow some balls and force people to interact with me.
>>25064388
>be me
>24
>never went to college
>lost virginity at 15
Why don't you off yourself and make more room for normies like me OP?
>>25068368
you dont build anything but behave like an animal. modern "chads" are far from being father material. they only seek pleasure.
i dont know where else to post it but for the robots who read this fuckin pepe is dead i just saw a normie fagget chad from highskool share a post from rapper lil o that had pepe and it was like tfw ppl dont think ur shit now but ur future bouta b lit ... FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE SO FUCKING MAD AND IM NOT EVEN AN UGLY TOTAL ROBOT FAGG I SHUD B AN AUTIST CHAD MANLET 5'7 CANT EVEN MAKE IT FUK THIS WORLD REEEEEEEEEE..
>tfw shits really getting to you and nobody to vent with that understands except for r9k
>>25064388
>18-21
y-yea....
>>25066160
i guess i'm just forgetting to b myself
>>25066160
hello new friend,have you seen my original post yet?
>>25066132
Same. What school of magic are you going to study?
All of my time spent not fucking bitches has allowed me to research into the objectively strongest school of magic:Chronomancy.
>>25068390
>lives a normal life
>fucking Chad
You're the problem in this world, not me
>>25066872
Its p much the best feeling in the world to be honest with you family.
>>25068626
what the hell are you talking about?jkhsduihsadhf
>>25066115
those fucking threads annoy me so much
guys dont have a fucking menanon thread
girls always wanna make it about themselves
"we found 4chan and everyone is too edgy :( i want a femanon safe space thread :((("
>>25067959
I remember being this young and naive once. Hence I am where I am.
>>25064388
>lose their virginity before 30 anyway
kek i'll die before then
fucking silica in my lungs
>>25068317
Literally me without the broken leg part.
Do you feel as hopeless as me? I can't even imagine having sex anymore, it feels like such a foreign concept now.
>>25069039
Mate it's not being naive. It's what I strive for and I dont intend on lowering my life standards.
I know it's actually fucking hell out there and very hard to find and achieve. If I lower my standards I'll bastardize the reality I live in. I know the facts.
>>25069088
Yes, I have lost more or less all hope at this point. Even my friends who I previously thought were in the same boat as me have been in steady relationships all this time, unbeknownst to me. I guess that's a side effect of not using Facebook. It's funny, sex is something that's seen as so normal to society (even murderers and criminals have sex, for god's sake) that not having it on a regular basis, let alone never having it is seen as incredibly weird and abnormal. Yet this seemingly normal thing seems very much foreign to me as well. I used to ponder, how to people obtain it so easily? Even these guys that aren't exactly Chads? Then I had an epiphany at about 22, right around the time I graduated from college. I realized that I had squandered my best years and that any hypothetical partner from here on in will have had some used car miles put on her by now, and that was a thought I couldn't bear to keep in my head. So I just said fuck it - I gave up, stopped giving a shit, and have just been focusing on making money and improving myself.
Sorry for the long winded response, internet is shit at the moment so not a whole lot for me to do.
>>25069235
Stay true to your convictions man. Don't let life bring you down like it did me.
Just know you're in it for the long haul and the difficultly level picks up dramatically in the next few years.
>>25069762
Holy shit man, we are so much alike it's not even funny.
I actually keep to myself now because on a fundamental level, I know I can't truly relate to people anymore. I just want to make money, lift and do whatever else needs to be done.
>>25064388
Well there is at least two of us here bro.
>>25069879
thank you.jsriufndsnrigfnidsrng
>>25068515
I've been here longer than you. Way before this board was nothing but a bitch-fest. Most of the people on this board can't get laid because of a combination of
>They have no confidence
>They never actually try to talk to a girl or are scared away after one or two failed attempts
>They are fat / don't take care of their appearance
>They are legitimately ass ugly
and a good chunk just have extremely weird mindsets regarding gender
Being ass ugly is really the only valid excuse and for those people its just going to take them time to realize they need to lower their standards or become extremely wealthy if they want a decent looking girl. Thats just how the world works in all but an extremely limited amount of circumstances.
For the other issues the virgin just needs to change their habits. They need to be more outgoing, talk to more people, join a club or some other group activity, and to get over the fear of rejection. Just being around other people, even ones you're not actively trying to fuck, typically improves your conversational skills and makes you a more interesting person for when you go after someone you're trying to fuck.
They should also exercise and take some time with their appearance. Most decent looking girls do exercise, spend time on their hair/make up etc so its not unreasonable a guy shouldn't be a fat shit with cheap dirty clothes. I'm sure someone will post some bullshit about a girl posting that ridiculous "if you can't take me at worst why should you get me at my best" but the fact is in real life girls try to always be at their best and girls who stay at their worst and think you should just accept them like that, are not girls you want anyway.
I'm 18 and I don't even imagine me losing my virginity. I'm 5'7, fat, 4 inch dick and I'm losing hair af, probably gonna be full bald before 20.
>>25070814
Going bald is shitty genes, being bald is a bold choice. Never ever have a comb over or constantly wear a hat. Just shave your head completely and accept thats your look for life
>>25065487
r9k is mostly normies now.
the gays left for lgbt, which took a sizable portion of the population. true robots are gone too. it is just 14 year old who think they are "edgy". like reddit, but worse.
>>25065487
/r9k/ used to be a better version of /b/ because all the content was original and people did interesting things to get replies
Then some faggots discovered that the easiest original thing to make was bitching about how much of a loser they are
>>25066143
sounds like childhood problem
>>25064388
>18-21
>not 12-21
