>tfw you haven't shaved your vagee in 17 months
>tfw you haven't showered in a month and a half
Seriously though, what's the point of shaving my vagoogoo if no one is going to see it? Plus, it's winter. I'll shave if I know someone is going to see it, but I have no one.
Fembots post your hairy unshaven vagvags in this thread, we will all rate :DDD
>>25063734
>if no one is going to see it?
Easy solution: take picture and post it here.
>>25063125
Im courious about what you look like
I dont care if you are clothed, send a body pic
Why wouldnt you shower or trim?
Those arent things you do for other people.
>>25063125
>and you wonder why you're "le so alone femanon."
>>25063125
I've never shaved my vagina.
Will I need to shave it in order to get a bf?
>>25063828
Not a girl but I cannot be bothered to trim down there. I keep myself clean so it's never a problem.
>>25063125
Silly robot! Everyone knows that you have a penis instead of a vagina.
Because everybody knows that girls don't use the internet
>>25063869
when i bang a girl and she hasnt shaved i wish to throw up also u can straight up forget about receiving oral lmao
>>25063887
At least you'd get floss for the dessert you were promised.
>>25063125
shovv ur bennis xDDDDD
>tfw wearing cute thigh-highs all winter because you haven't shaved your gorilla legs since August
>dont shower for week
>scratch balls
>sweat infused skin fills up under fingernails
>sniff
>mfw
I personally like when girls don't shave their vagoo, to a certain extent tho
>>25064046
I love the hairy muff in JAV style.
>>25064045
oh god and i thought im the only one. also the area between balls and asshole has godly smell
>>25064068
Good taste my friend, I think I just got tired of seeing bald poon
>tfw you don't grow any hair on your crotch area so you never have to shave
I don't know why.
>>25064078
that'd be the taint, sir
>>25064095
The funny thing is that I'm in Japan right now, and planning to go to a soapland today. I hope she will have a delicious hairy Japanese pussy.
>>25063926
i oralled my hairy gf
>>25064132
I envy you, may her poon be hairy and tight
Unshaved is hotter than shaved
I'd take a gf who doesn't shave any day
>try to have thread about crotch jungles
>it's full of male anons telling us that we still meet their standards and therefore should feel good about ourselves
Feel free to leave anytime
>>25063125
It has always been a fantasy of mine to have a submissive NEET girlfriend who goes days on end without showing and stays in her room most days watching anime on her computer.
I would see her every two or three days during the week, to where I would tease her relentlessly until she was to the point of begging to be fucked. During this time, I would be wearing a suit and give her instructions on what to do in order to please me, her 'master.' In the event that she doesn't perform up to par, I would spank her until her ass turns red. She would have to prove to me that she's worth being fucked, that she's worth having my throbbing dick inside of her.
After we're done, I'd put a chastity device on her, kiss her on the forehead, and wait until our next meeting.
>>25063869
let that poon fro shine, girlfriend, ain't nothing wrong with a hairy bushbaby.
>>25064284
oh god this gave me a thundering boner
>>25064280
They have standards to meet?
dont have a jungle you fat pig
0/5 you sound filthy
I wouldnt fuck you with anons dick
>>25063125
i'd love to spread your ass cheeks and just wait for the stench to hit me
>>25063125
> tfw fully wax vagina and bootyhole
>remember I don't have a bf
>>25064455
show it to us
>Not showering
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
>>25064017
How long does leg hair grow on grills actually? My ex-gf was almost mad about her leg hair and didnt even let me touch her legs if they were unshaven.
Also; who gives a fuck about leg hair anyway?
>>25064560
well I can only speak for myself but every morning I have to wind my leg hair around my leg or it will get caught in my car door and stuff
>>25064560
It's hot fucking a girl missionary style, sliding your hands over her leg stubble
>>25064481
>us
Are you speaking on behalf of the collective consciousness, noble
>>25064606
Show it to me.
>>25064594
dude naw
>>25064606
I want to see it you fucker.
Show us or you're just some robot fucking with us.
>>25064045
>>25064068
>>25064078
>>25064099
>>25064121
Please post it femanons
>>25064633
>>25064669
The first time my freshly waxed pussy will be seen is by my bf, not japanese origami board
Very original sage comment
How do you deal with the feeling of not having showered for over a month?
I used to be able to do that when I was a teenager and still went to school too. But these days I live in a basement that has a toilet so sometimes when people don't feel like seeing the freak I just wash my hair in the sink and clean my body using a plastic tub of water and soap because the dirty feeling drives me insane.
>>25064284
Everything up until the spanking is making me wet
Roboys please go make a thread about your balls or something
This isn't /soc/
#fembottakeover
>>25064804
Post it fembot :3
Sounds fun to roleplay
>>25064099
>>25064078
>>25064045
I've always wondered why humans aren't completely repulsed by that smell. Is there some explanation for that? Does it have anything to do with why "bad" smells like paint, or new magazines/playing cards smell strangely satisfying?
BE MY HAIRY GF
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>try to shave vadge
>pretty sure it took at least 20 minutes
god gave me horse vagina then decorated it with dense 4C forest to top it all off, equality is a meme
>>25064905
Pics or it didn't happen
That sounds hot as fuck
>>25064045
Damn, can relate to this 100%. Every single time.
>>25064905
Don't shave, are you an American girl? Only they shave.
First trim it if it is tough to deal with
Then take some Nair that is specified for that region and apply it for the given time. Shaving a horse vagina with a measly razor is like trying to cut down a tree with a dull ax
>look under your balls
>It's a disgusting forest
I shaved everything cause I was grossed out in myself desu
>>25064905
Is 20 minutes supposed to be a long time? I take longer than that. I'm terrified of slipping though.
>>25063125
i have a boyfriend ^_^ go me. im so cute and awesome that he's buying a house for us to live in.
>>25065042
That's really great. I'm glad for you! Happiness is best when everyone has it.
>>25064984
don't put nair on your vagina. you'll get nasty, painful chemical burns on your pussy. It costs about 60 bucks to go full Brazilian at european wax center and it grows back soft and less hairy.
>>25064839
Alright then, you asked for it
>>25065088
Be my submissive fucktoy gf
>>25063734
I do it because it's way more comfortable. Some of my skin gets irritated from rubbing with hair if I don't shave. Also, I don't like getting pee on my pubes, and it also makes masturbation easier. I orgasm harder when I'm shaved than when I'm not.
>>25065088
Never thought I'd be so thankful to be porn with pink nipples
>>25065120
I still can't believe that people actually say things like this and are serious about it.
>>25065159
>tfw porn with red nipples
How do you just shave your minge after 60 days? I cant go a week without freaking the fuck out. I can shave my pubic hair in my sleep.
>>25064157
How was it?
sss
>>25065088
>going 70s bush
>still shaving legs and armpits
Normie go home
>>25065178
I still can't believe that people actually tripfag like this and are serious about it
>>25065084
I read its like $200 not including the tip.
>>25065257
How do you know I'm serious about my tripfagging? Maybe I'm being ironic.I'm being serious. My life is sad and lonely and tripfagging makes me feel important. It's true. You got me.
>17 months
Try not shaving in over 5 years. I gave that up a long time ago. Every month or so I'll trim but to hell with shaving. No guy has seen my crotch in about 8 years so I only trim to make masturbation easier. Seriously I'm 24 and can't understand why a person would go full shaved at my age all the time, seems like way too much of a hassle.
>>25065352
>Try not shaving in over 5 years
Post a pic of that.Fucking hell how do you piss with all those pubes?
>>25065352
Show us your crotch jungle.
>>25065385
did you not read the full post? i trim about once a month still. Its just been years since I've done a bare shave.
>>25065420
Still post jungle. It's got to be impressive by now
>>25063125
>tfw When your pussy hair is ginger and no one knows
>>25063734
>>25063125
Personally I prefer unshaved, maybe trimmed to the bikini area unless you have those weird Asian pubes that aren't curly.
>>25065453
Do you dye your regular hair?
>>25065261
no. i have been to a few different waxing salons and its never been more than 80 dollars for a full Brazilian. if you get a whole package- eyebrows, brazillian, legs and arms.. it would cost a couple hundred bucks. for girls who do consider waxing, make sure they use hard blue wax.. soft wax can tear your labia open.
>>25065088
Lol your room is a fucking mess girl. Love the bush tho.
>mfw thinking of you shaving
>That feel when hair above dick is dirty blonde and hair on balls is red
>>25065088
I would fuck this.
It's not ideal, but I'm not either.
>>25065527
The hair on my balls is white
I always thought that was weird.
I've never shaved anything but my face. But the doctors shaved my hairy belly when I had surgery on my kidney and it's still growing back :(
>>25065481
>soft wax can tear your labia open.
Jesus fucking christ no. It costs $6 every 3 months to shave before sex and the sacrifice of spontaneous sex is worth it since a respectable person washes up anyway.
>>25065088
Man the harpoons, boys. The whiteknights are attempting to domesticate this beast to ride her to thirstytown. We can't let the landwhale have the satisfaction.
>>25065649
You're kidding right? Her stomach is flat, you can even see her ribs. Definitely not a land whale you retard.
>>25065481
>>25065583
How do you get over the utter fear and embarrassment of another girl seeing your vagina?
>>25065704
Try harder, whitie knightie. Pic related, please remove your cataracts to see it.
>>25065704
"Fear and embarrassment"? That's bullshit. Unshaved is vastly superior to shaved. It looks and feels better.
>>25065800
What? I'm not saying otherwise. But to get waxed by somebody else, that person has to see you. How do you get over that?
>>25065767
Shut the fuck up, she isn't fat. You're just mad you can't get any pussy lmao
>>25065767
fine, post your pic then
>>25065811
I'm saying that there's no reason to get waxed, so it's irrelevant.
>>25065830
>>25065831
Get more mad lmao.
She's on her side you dumb fucks, her leg alone should be enough clue to give you blind, thirsty faggots some perspective.
>>25065888
Who cares if she's fat anyway? I like chubby.
>>25063869
No, just trim it. Shaving is awful.
>>25065888
Oh, thats you? damn anon, no wonder why you are roasting everyone, you ARE the danger ;)
>>25065979
These facebook comebacks #savage
>>25065088
>ywn ejaculate into a femanon's unwashed crotch thicket where your semen will soak in and mix with her essences for the next week
>tfw no slobby, lazy girlfriend to be disgusting with
>tfw no slobby gf that won't shave her butthole, crotch or pits
>tfw no slobby gf that only bathes once a week at the most
>tfw no slobby gf to braid the grease-slick hair of and then jerk my dick off with the fetid oil
>tfw no slobby gf that just squats and makes a qt face and rips a dirty fucking fart right there
>tfw no slobby gf that will shit with the door open and will enjoy having you do the same
>tfw no slobby gf whose favorite prank is to lay a shit on your dick as she removes her cunt from your cock after coitus and then call it a chocolate hot dog
>tfw no slobby gf to eat cheetos out of the buttcrack of before licking the dirty, artificial cheese flavor out of her hairy pucker
>tfw you don't have to keep toothpicks beside your greasy, cum-and-pee stained bed to pick your slobby gfs unwashed pubic hairs from your teeth with
>>25065088
Post contact for roleplay purposes
>>25065704
You mean like at the gynecologist? I dont even think about it. I just think its weird she keeps having me come in for checkups though.
I doubt my shit looks worse than an old lady's and I am probably one of the only people to clean up before I go. I cant imagine the horrible dead meat twats some of these doctors and brazilian waxers have to look at.
>>25064455
/r9k/ is your bf
Show us your sweet flower
>>25065830
She is fat, I'm a girl. You're not supposed to look like that on your side. She's fat and has small tits too. Unfortunate really
>>25066039
meme harder my friend.
>>25065470
Yes pls no fire crotch
>>25066122
Firecrotch is hot though
Only brunette is better imo
>>25066098
nice picture to prove it
>>25066059
that turns me on, why am I so fucked up
This thread is nasty and I dislike it. Anyone else?
>>25066139
>firecrotch
>hot
I'd honestly rather fuck a (nonginger) male than a ginger female, and I'm only a little bit gay. I mean, ANIME red (actual red) hair can be cute, and even orange, too; but real-life redheads are the ugliest little goblins on the planet.
We should create a concentration camp in Ireland and exile all gingers there for the betterment of humanity.
>>25066190
Who gives a shit. Fuck you.
anyone else like the smell of unwashed nuts? smells primal, i like it
>>25066059
Did you ever do any of this, or are you just dreaming?
>>25066230
You are gay, son. Welcome out of the closet
>>25066230
You couldn't be more wrong, you're say you wouldn't fuck this qt?
Oh yeah, this is why I never browse this shit board any more
>>25066230
Your opinion is shit
>>25066230
How does it feel to be a homosexual
fellow femanon here. why the fuck would you share that, no one on 4chan gives a shit. if I have a problem I want to tell the robots I say I'm a dude too. no one likes girls u dumb bitch leave this website and go to tumblr
>>25066541
I think it's fairly obvious that a man made this thread
>>25066541
Suck those musty neet micrococks harder you dumb bitch, and either get over your special snowflake syndrome or get a blog for it. It won't make you any less fat or boring you hambeast
>mfw 130+ replies
>>25066541
Femabot here and this post is precious. Please throw other women under the bus more so people can see how special and different and accustomed to board culture you are.
>>25066711
been being a dick to other girls my whole life
im ugly, fat, and worthless so i like to make fun of other girls bc i hate myself :)
>>25066371
Feels good, nigga. Nonginger Boypuss is better than Orangutan Junglehair Swang anyday.
But, you don't need to samefag
>>25066455
>>25066535
>>25066392
the rest of your responses. It's okay; you've got a mental disease that makes you want to fuck diseased cheeto-haired people and give your children the freckled scourge too. It can be curedby putting your kind in the concentration camp with your beloved tangerine apes.
>>25066711
Ffs. Agree. Bitches like this are equivelant to "waaa I'm a real gamer gerl look at me" gender traitors should be hung. Especially ones so eager for attention
>>25066768
I think faggot cock suckers like you should be in the concentration camps as well
trimmed > shaved, but not showering for a month and a half is truly nasty, even by my lax hygiene standards
Let's see that armpit hair
>>25066767
If that's the case landwhale I can help put you out of your misery once I find something sterdy enough, I think steel thread and a street light could work
>>25066833
Are you a guy or a grill posting this shit?
>>25066860
i wish, buddy, i wish.
>>25066811
Whatchu gonna do when they take your dad away and I pound his manpussy in exchange for his daily yogurt breakfast?or is he a filthy fucking ginger?
>>25066873
This is a fembot thread anon, get a clue
>>25067010
That really doesn't mean anything you know.
>>25066786
I wont be so harsh because I was going through the same phase this time 3 years ago. Just realize, I'm not here for you and not going to entertain your fatass bullshit like the fat dicket hugbox faggots on this board. I've made it my life's purpose to tell each and every one of you what is wrong with you fundamentally.
>>25065352
>24
>8 years
wew lad. when did you decide to leave normiehood
>>25063869
>Will I need to shave it in order to get a bf?
he's going to need to find it
>>25063125
i want to smell you
any grills in london?
>>25064593
>have to wind my leg hair around my leg
i cannot fathom this, pls show a pic out for curiousity's sake
>>25063869
I would date you but probably wouldn't putt my face down there unless you shaved.
>>25065385
electric trimmers can get pretty close to bald m8
>>25067296
Calm down Freudian cunt, if your lifes purpose is to spread your pseudo superiority on a mongoloid raft board you're literally a meme.
Psychoanalyze why your "fat dicket hugbox faggot" self has a batman complex and maybe find a substantial purpose. I can help you out by telling you it is definitely not writing, too many forced adjectives
>>25067671
Post the results of your electric trimmers ;^)
>>25063125
Reminder that Himawari literally pissed in bottles.
>>25064045
I do this without fail. Not a week, that's just unbareable, but after a long day or two without showering my balls smells so fucking good I can't stop smelling my fingers.
>>25064905
Well, maybe if you weren't the daughter of sarah jessica parker you wouldn't' have these problems.
>>25064017
Is that you Rachel?
>>25063828
i don't care what i smell like when i'm home, and i only trim when they start getting tangled. i like pulling the dried chunks of discharge off my pubes, feels nice man.
if i didn't work retail for a living i would shower less often than every other day. but, if i work monday and am off tuesday, wednesday, and thursday, i'm not showering until friday.
>>25064280
men are such narcissists
>>25063125
>>tfw you haven't shaved your vagee in 17 months
this is a bad fetish to have
>>25070487
Post gross pubes
>>25070553
no, my vahyna is not for the internet to see
>>25070710
So then just let only me see it :^)
>>25064280
You too, roastie.
>haven't brushed my teeth in 18 months
>haven't shaved my face in 3 years
>there are femanons ITT wearing dirty sweaty socks right now
>there are femanons ITT whose feet sweat in their shoes all day
>they could let you lick their feet at any time if they so chose
how do you people even deal with being disgusting?
I wash 2-3 times a day and I love looking in the mirror; still never shave crotch though. I wash it as often as I wash my glorious head locks.
My post is valid because I have never held hands with a gril, kissed, etc, also never had gf.
>>25070809
have fun with that Candida infection in your moth
>>25070884
>having moths
What am I, a wool sweater?
>>25063125
>not showering and brushing once a day
shit im a robot too but why the fuck would i want to be dirty?
>mfw this entire thread
Fembots are great t.b.h
>>25070809
>>there are femanons ITT wearing dirty sweaty socks right now
Hey, it's not my fault, the floor in my basement is permanently cold, so I HAVE to wear socks and slippers.
>>25071636post pics plzsorry
>>25071636
Socks are god tier
Women
Why do you do this? Why don't you bathe or shave?
>mfw don't need to shave because of superior Asian genetics
>>25073293
Asian pubes are fucking gross familia
>>25073305
I mean I don't have any body hair to shave senpai.
>>25073293
Why is Asian pussy so superior?
>>25073357
What a disappointment tbqfh
>>25064045
>>25064971
>>25069003
My god... I... I thought I was alone.
shit thread
off yourself whore
