All memes aside, there is literally no excuse to be a virgin anymore.
With shit like tinder and Okc and feminism encouraging girls to be straight up whores, you can easily find someone to fuck in a matter of minutes.
No one has ANY excuse to say they're a virgin in this day and age.
unless you're a ugly shy guy with a small dick, bad social skills and no friends
>>25062958
>No one has ANY excuse to say they're a virgin in this day and age.
I'm ugly and genuinely autistic, things like tinder are only good for the top 20% of males and people who fall into the backup plan category.
The thing is we don't want to just fuck anyone, we want to actually lose our virginities to someone we love and someone who loves us
That's why we don't care about tinder sluts or shit like that
Seriously if we just cared about plain out sex we'd all get escorts
>excuse
I'm saving myself for my future wife. Simple as that.
Anyone can lose their virginity. Saving it for the right person is much harder.
gr8 b8 m8.
top tier
>>25062982
>>25063019
No excuses.
Enjoy your pity party
>>25063019
Top 20%? More like top 5%, this board seems to forget that things like being over 6 foot alone puts you in the top 10%, and a dick over 7 inch is like 5%. 8/10's struggle with online dating, it's 9+ or nothing.
Why does anything need an "excuse"? Why can't it just be? I am a virgin because I just am.
>>25063082
>>25063019
You faggots keep making that number lower and lower.
Eventually you'll say only the top 1% of males get to sleep with 80% of the women. If you actually tried talking to girls and didn't have such unrealistic standards, you'd see that you have plenty of options.
If you cant fake it to make it on tinder then just get a sex change already.
>>25063185
Lol that's high key true, every nigga I know fucks myself included I haven't met a single dude whos a part of the 80% apparently
>>25062958
>you can easily find someone to fuck in a matter of minutes.
Only if you are a woman.
>>25063185
>>25063242
You're fucking the bottom 20% of unattractive women, anyone can get laid if they lower their standards into the fucking gutter.
>>25063342
My girl got a national pageant title and she not the only female I'm fucking but if you say so my dude, only three niggas in the world got pussy on the low hahahahahhaha
>>25063366
did worldstar hiphop post a pepe or something? why are you here?
>>25063185
>>25062958
>>25063242
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot
>We asked questions to 300 guys and 300 girls who use tinder about their sexual experiences. They were easy to find since it seems to be extremely popular with people from ages 18 to 35! Here are some results that surprised me.
>Unlike I thought, 240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable.
>These men do however show a lot of similarities: Muscular, well-endowed relaxed and (surprise!) a little beerbelly? The girls described the men's attractive personal traids as "they know what they want and don't hold back to take it."
>Something negative: Around 50 women admitted to have cheated through Tinder. Very few guys have. In almost all cases, the partner doesn't have a clue.
get fucked faggots. you dont know shit
>>25063542
>the same amount of women have cheated as men who have had sex
lmao
>>25062982
>>25063019
>>25063082
Hmmm...
It's almost like anyone could get a gf if they tried.
But I don't care about being a virgin. I want a decent girl
I lost my virginity when I was 11, I don't care about sex.
Women being whores doesn't benefit me in any way (aside from allowing me to cut most of them out of my life easily).
I want a girlfriend I can actually hang out with and use as an excuse to do things like go to movies and eat at restaurants.
>>25064422
This my brother.
>>25063058
>Baiting with a picture of a chick and her beta orbiter
>>25062958
>have Okcupid for years
>have POF
>had tinder for a few months
>not a single date ever
>anyone can get laid!
Only matched with bots on tinder and never got a reply on okc, all potential sluts I've met in real life ditched me to chase someone else
>>25064422
>>25064476
This. So much this.
I just want a nice girl I can just hang and chill with and not to think too hard about the good thing we have going.
Sex would be nice, but I'd love to just have someone to cuddle up with on the sofa and watch shitty movies on Netflix with. (And I mean the fun shitty stuff like Troll 2 or Sharknado or Troika)
Robots are love addicts. Most of them have developed a "love deficit" due to circumstances.
they want that perfect love story. Most of them, if they actually understood how to be "cool", meaning not showing their power level, could find a girl and have that love story.
then they will get cheated on because they are not alpha enough.
only then they will get intersted in bettering themselves to catch the tinder sluts.
i know i know.
>>25064689
Just be the beta bucks then boys, you can be her buddy and watch movies with her and pay for her lifestyle
Just don't think about what she's doing when she comes home late from time to time...
Maybe I want love, not a whore
>>25062982
can confirm, I'm ugly, introverted, poor and I have a small dick
>>25065368
the only thing you can't change in that sentence is the small dick
and even then there are other ways to please a woman sexually and in life
>OP says no memes
>people give valid reasons like being socially inept and ugly
>responds to these points with memes and insults
alright then, take your shitty bait thread and get the fuck out
>>25063043
>hard to not do something
Que?
>me
>desperate of tfw no gf and crippling loneliness
>create tinder
>swipe right to everyone, even bloody traps
>got one match
>3/10, lots of red flags (ultra religious, mental issues, loves shit tier anime like Naruto, feminist)
It's not easy senpai. Life is shit when you're ugly. I just wonder if I'll get used to my destiny.
>>25063185
0.5% of the world population has Genghis Khan for ancestor. That dude was the Chadest Chad of them all, the Chadderest.
> In each generation on Earth, only 200 men have sex
>>25062958
>No one has ANY excuse to say they're a virgin
I dont really want sex. a 3D bitch would cramp on my lifestyle. A waifu doesnt care, wont judge the fact I only work part time and play videogames 10 hours a day
a 3D bitch would
Is getting your dick wet really worth it?
>>25062958
I'm not a virgin and totally bombed when it came to trying OKC and Tinder though.
Do better with foreign women strangely. They go nuts for me, but when it's people in my own country then nobody seems to go for me.
>>25062958
If that's what I have to do to lose my virginity, I'd rather not bother. Virginity doesn't mean anything anyway, if you lose it to some tinder slut and never have sex again, it's no less pathetic. Only having sustained, repeated sex is really different.
Stop with this meme.
I'm on okc and tinder. Only swipe right. Get a FEW matches, but they never want to meet up or fuck. Nothing fixes an ugly face. Nothing.
>>25062958
I got myself a job where I have to go door to door and inspect things on people's residential property. I've only been at this job less than a year and I've already gotten laid more than once a month while at work.
>>25063032
youre fucking gay man
either that or youre a 14 year old girl
>>25063032
your gay teebeequeueaych familia
But my goal isn't something as dumb as "losing my virginity"
I want to get married first, to a girl who is also a virgin.
>>25063032
>actual homosexual detected
Women are sluts for Chad and Tyrone but they're prudes when it comes to Melvin and Eugene.
>>25062958
But I don't want a whore.
I'm a virgin and I want my gf to be a virgin, is that really so much to ask for?
>>25063032
HHAHHAWSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT
Anyone know the girl in the OP? Her smile with the dick in her mouth is very appealing to me
>all memes aside
wrong board m8
I had alright luck with tinder. I went on 3 or 4 dates with it, and got laid with one girl and I only used it for 2 months before quitting because I like meeting in person better and tinder had too many flaky girls who just wanted to chat and wouldn't actually make plans to meet up.
I'm 5'8, athletic but on the slender side I guess. My matches and response rate went up when I went from one picture of me in my living room to a picture of me public speaking and one of me in the forest.
Oh look it's this thread again. Let me debunk some common bullshit:
I am ugly. I could only improve from a 1 to 2 if I took roids. I am incapable of becoming muscular any other way because of the effect a psychiatric medication had on my metabolism.
I have severe acne. I cannot get it fixed without accutane which I cannot afford.
I am very mentally ill and resistant to most therapeutic medications. I cannot leave my home without being sedated on benzos or I will cry and shut down within a few minutes.
I am poor because I am too I'll to work or go to school.
So no, there is nothing I can do.
>>25065003
>bettering themselves to catch the tinder sluts.
But that's not bettering yourself at all, that's just dealing with the degenerate society we live in.
You shouldn't be cheated on in the first place, but that's more socially acceptable now.
>>25065456
>in life
i mean, i guess she'd probably be pretty pleased if you gave her all your money, supported her bastard half nigger child and ate out her pussy after some gang ran a train on her unprotected, but some of us
some of us dont care to much to please women
a-awooo~
*tips fedora and flies away*
>>25065913
Looks kinda like Emily Grey but I'm pretty sure it's not.
>>25066021
i repost this
if you are intelligent you will listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTqjLbewT8Y
>>25066105
If you really are intelligent you would never think about watching a YouTube video titled "Does size matter?".
>>25066105
size matters, it dictates who is le alpha and beta
alpha fux beta bux
also im not watching some nigger with a big dick talk about dick size for over a hour
>>25062958
>All memes aside, there is literally no excuse to be a virgin anymore.
Why would I need an excuse? Now that I've been employed for awhile, I've come to understand that poverty rather than virginity was the primary obstacle to happiness in my life. I could be dating at this point, but I don't feel inclined to. I just don't feel that need to be loved that used to keep me awake at night anymore, and twenty minutes of porn three times a week is more than enough to resolve whatever sexual frustration I might otherwise feel.
>>25065003
It's a different world out there than it was when I was in high school. My "power level" makes me cool now, apparently. Basically everybody under 25 is into things that I would have never been able to live down a decade ago. Most women may not actually like the things that we like, but they at least have to pretend to for male attention.
>>25064689
Basically, you want to hang out with another guy, but with tits. That's probably not going to happen. In every aspect of their lives, women are held back by their insecurities. Despite being promiscuous, most of them will still openly criticize what their male peers consider fairly mundane sexual practices. Their ability to appreciate art, especially unconventional art, falls somewhere between appalling and nonexistent.
>>25065550
It's pretty bad if you're handsome too. Women may want something from you, but most are still horribly shitty people. At least you can fly under their radar. I get harassed at work by female customers on a regular basis, and it can get a lot nastier than it sounds. I'm not saying that I have it worse than you or anything, but people who really benefit from being attractive are in the minority. Buy yourself some nice shit, and try to stop viewing women as something worth having. You'll feel a lot better.
>>25065869
IRL, they treat black people like shit. Women are racist as fuck.
>>25066496
>IRL, they treat black people like shit. Women are racist as fuck.
you know, i wouldnt mind if women fucked me non stop when they were teens and in their sexual primes and tossed me aside when they got old and ugly and filled with my sperm
oh those sad sad niggers, women treat them so badly, when will this injustice end
>>25062958
>find a whore
Easy.
>interact
Impossible.
>>25066531
Look man, IRL is nothing like cuck shitposting. Black people have it pretty bad, and most white people consider them unattractive. Basically, being a black man in a white area is like being an ugly. You know as well as I do how women treat men who they're not attracted to. Like ugly people, they're automatically suspected of being rapists, criminals, and pedophiles.
>>25065974
Kill yourself. You are literally worth nothing.
>>25063043
Same here. I'm saving it for the right girl. I expect the girl to have done the same. I'd much rather be a virgin forever that have sex with some whore.
>29
>virgin
>fat
>unemployed/neet
>live in parents basement
>main hobby is playing vanilla wow on a private server
I fail to see why any woman would want anything to do with me, let alone sleeping with me
>>25067062
You are the only one immune from anything stated in the op.
I don't want casual sex. I'll keep my virginity, thanks
>>25065882
Sort of... well you definitely can but it takes effort. I'm a virgin and want a girl that is too but I realized that to make that happen you have to take the initiative. I was actually successful in finding one but she had other issues. Unfortunately no cute innocent girl will make the first move, at most she might just hint that she likes you. You have to be the one to go up to her and start talking. Don't worry about being a sperg, just laugh it off and talk about stuff and try to ask for her number. The first few times are awkward but it gets better. Good luck.
TINDER TINDER TINDER
If you're above a 6 and have any sense of humour you can do it
>>25062958
I love Stoya so much why did she turn into a feminist fake rape cunt
>>25067281
>above a 6
Well, I'm out.
>>25062958
Where I live OkC and others are as crowded as google plus. Only tinder is rolling but tinder requires facebook which I don't have because and never as it's too late now and I have serious issues with having a facebook profile. So I can't get girls through that route, and all other routes are closed to a guy who has no social life. The tinder route could lead to sex since I'm fairly fit.
Anyway, I'm not a virgin but I just felt like showing it's never that simple
>>25067490
I unintentionally have-you-ever-decided-...-look-more-like'd that second sentence kek
>>25063032
Are you gay? I'm genuinely curious how often you like to fantasize being fucked in the ass by a masculine man?
>>25066854
No. I enjoy my life right now and will continue to eat your tax dollars, wagecuck.
I get $2k/month for doing absolutely nothing and only have ~800 in expenses. Thanks for the free money.
>>25067117
No, there are tons of guys like him.
>>25063058
isnt that tamashi's bf?
>>25067019
This.
>giving your oxytocin away willy-nilly to whoever you find attractive
What do you think I am, a common female?
>>25063032
confused about all the responses to this.
if anything it's /pol/, not gay.
>thinks being a virgin is a meme
Do normies actually believe this?
>>25068247
how the fuck do you get so much? fuck you
Why does that picture make me so angry?
do people do anything on this board besides bully each other?
>>25065913
Its Stoya
>>25068763
That's 4chan in general.
PSYou're a faggot.
>>25068725
Someday that's gonna be some poor bastard's single mother, and she'll tell him that men are all evil amd that he should be a "nice guy". He'll have a miserable childhood of emotional, financial and psychological instability. To make a long story short the kid will be in jail or dead before 23. If you want evidence of this, see the black community.
>>25068889
i see plenty of boards where people don't bully each other in every single thread
you should try going somewhere besides /b/ and /r9k/
also wanted to be shown respect doesn't make you a faggot, but i see why you think that.because you actually are one
>>25068921
Get meme'd kiddo.
I browse plenty of boards, and everyone here has a superiority complex. They lie in wait for the opportunity to be condescending.
