>never masturbated while thinking of my celebrity crush because it would ruin her purity in my head even though I know she's probably taken miles of dick
god damnit...
Madonna-whore complex. Look it up.
>>25063569
It's partly that, although not exclusively. 50% of this is that I don't wanna fuck her in my head before I actually fuck her IRL. I know it will never happen but I feel pathetic doing things to her in my head.
>>25062578
>had sex literally thousands of times
>still feel pure and healthy
>was a virgin until I was 19
>felt disgusting and perverted that nobody wanted me and I was always horny
>can have sex right now while fantasizing about your crush and getting off on how pathetic people like you are
>probably going to read a book instead
Your celebrity crush farts an average of 14 times every day, and takes giant smelly shits at least once a day.
And you call her pure?
>>25063988
Absolutely-tootely.
haven't fapped to a celebrity since I was 14 or so.
I don't even understand this shit.
>>25062578
>Being this white knight/beta
Damn OP
>>25064243
I know what you mean, 95% of all celebrities have the exact same old molded body type so it quickly got boring to me.
>>25064296
b-but muh pure future waifu
