My fake vagina could be coming in the mail any minute now
>>25062266
Pocket pussy or tumblr shit?
>tfw my onahole was supposed to arrive last Friday but the delivery service rescheduled due to rain and I had to wait until Monday for it
At least I have it now.
>>25062278
uh.. an onahole?
>>25062266
I have one from Bad Dragon, got kinda tired of it and struggle to keep my lad up since it offers less control compare to the hand. Feels great though, blow a massive load every time.
>tfw onahole is too stimulating and almost throw up
Lucky. I wish I had one, but the tenga flip is like $70.
>>25062293
how is it
>>25062770
what do you mean too stimulating?
>>25063151
Buy something that isn't from those over priced tenga jews
>>25063294
>not wanting a weeb-quality dolphin polisher
where do i buy onahole
>>25063367
>Not Tengals
>>25063600
depends on the one you want to buy. nls or amazon usually have all the good ones though
>>25063600
Amazon has some.
>>25063294
The tenga flips are more visually appealing. The pink flesh colored ones are a little off putting to me.
>>25063671
>>25063703
im eu.
>>25063703
Do you stare at your dick when you masturbate? Who cares what it looks like? I'm not going to pay more money for an inferior product just because it looks nice. Do you also own an iphone?
>>25063714
both amazon and nls ship to the eu
>>25063367
>tengirls
>only count 7
overpriced shit, send it back
>>25063733
Would you be ok with some trucker guy sucking you off at a gas station gloryhole? You can't see what he looks like.
>>25063671
I don't understand that picture.
>>25063777
Terrible analogy. You should be ashamed.
>>25063796
What don't you understand? It's fairly straightforward
>>25063796
She bought him an onahole and he's so grateful he's bowing to her, but the girl has a cold and just wants to sleep more.
>>25063703
>Amazon has some.
Shit was on sale for prime day.
http://4chandata.org/v/Amazon-Prime-Day-Sale-a808362
>>25063825
Did he get caught buying some embarrassing shit by his gf? I don't know.
>>25062770
wtf senpai.
I just used my first onahole for the 5th time. Money well spent.
>mfw cuming inside
It's here everyone... I have waited long for this moment....
>>25064024
>no small complementary bottle of girl's drool lube
you got scammed.
>>25064024
>QueenCat
Did yours have that big tape over it that said "Adult Toys Inside"?
>>25064057
It's at the bottom of the box
>>25064060
Pic related lmao
But, it's in a box in the box so only the guy at the amazon factory got to see it before he put another box over it
>>25062266
Maybe one day when I have a private mailbox.
>>25064057
that stuff is just so good, does anyone sell it individually? i don't want to have to keep buying new onaholes just for the sweet sweet drool bottles
>>25064164
>make adult toy so that only average dicks will feel the best part
Why live
>>25064182
of course, usually under a different name though
>>25064182
http://en-nls.com/pict1-34007?c2=9999
Love this stuff with my Mouth of Truth
>>25064182
>>25064329
>>25064330
whats the best lube to just buy at walmart or something
>>25064182
whats the difference between normal lube and drool lube
>>25064514
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. It's great.
>>25064329
That label design is cute as fuck.
>>25064557
No joke, they get actual lolis to spit inside of a machine for like 7 hours and mix it in with other water based lubricants
>>25064557
One of them comes from a factory and the other one comes from a cute loli's mouth.
>>25064514
The best lube I have ever tried is tea-tree oil. The smell isn't nice, but it feels fucking amazing. The problem is that it's expensive.
>>25064615
i thought that oil was bad
>>25064648
It is. Oils can fuck with the rubber. Lotion and oils should not be used as lube.
>>25064164
What's that bumpy area at the end supposed to be?
>>25064732
rubs against the head of your dick
>>25064057
>>25064182
>not buying glorious toucan
>>25064732
uterus/suction generator
>>25064732
CERVIX PENETRATION
Does /jp/ still have a general on this?
i live in my grandparents house and want a onahole/fleshlight, whats the most discreet way to build/buy one? im tired of using my hand
>>25064100
why would they put that tape on it? are they mad?
>>25065573
>>>/jp/14499269
>>25065585
order it, or maybe you could get a latex glove and roll a towel around it and have sex with it
its pretty good
>>25065585
buy one on amazon and have it delivered to a 7-11.
>>25062266
A degenerate weeb?
What a surprise!
>>25065843
Might do this, seems pretty discreet. but i got no lubes and spit isnt enuf :(
>>25065898
cant, im in the middle of bumfuck no where louisiana
>>25065941
OP is also in La
what a coincidence, maybe we can share it?
>>25065962mmm yes suk suk
luling, st charles parish, you? its neat to think this state isnt filled with just spics and niggers
>>25066116
I'm like a hour away from you desu
It's weird because anytime someone here says they're from here it's always in some random city like Shreveport or Lafayette and not the only city that actually matters, Baton Rouge Louisiana
>>25066170
damn, you at uni? I got a cousin that lives there, I often visit her
thats cool, never seen a robot in louisiana, what kinda onahole?
>>25066192
I'm not atm but I'm buying an apartment next year in Lafayette and going to go to UL
andi was just kidding you cant have sex with my onahole t(-__ - )
>>25066265
i know im not a dumbass i meant what specific kind of onahole like the link from where you bought it
>>25066286
its a lilith uterus
you can literally get it here
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=node%3D1243837011&field-keywords=lilith&rh=n%3A1243837011%2Ck%3Alilith
Or if you want you can use one of the sites on /jp/s onahole general sticky, which are usually cheaper
>>25066323
you hurt my feelings earlier, thinking I thought you were serious about sharing the onahole
pls say sorry
>>25066359
still a better anime than attack on titan
