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Who /LargeAndInCharge/ here? >tfw just at a whole bucket
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Who /LargeAndInCharge/ here?

>tfw just at a whole bucket of KFC chicken with a 2 liter of Pepsi for lunch

Where my Blubber brothers at?
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here senpai

eating a bag of frozen corndogs throughout the day
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Are you for real? Damn, Id much rather kill myself than eat that.
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>tfw about to order up some pizza with a side of breadsticks and a 2 liter

What's 5000 calories to a mothafucka like me, can you please remind me?
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>>25062111
Fuck I wish I could just pig out again ;-; I'm on a strict diet though now DESU, buying Herbalife and shit. Lost 10 pounds so far but I feel the fucking same.

>tfw drinking disgusting powdered water for 2 out of 3 meals a day
>tfw this will go on for at 6 months
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Who else can /EatAnythingTheyWantAndNotGetFat/ here?
Not even a skeleton but I can eat all the junkfood I want and not get fat.
>tfw great metabolism
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How many calories do you guys eat?

I eat like 1200 a day usually, but I always make sure to get enough protein. I am fucking jealous though.

Because going to fast food places is cozy to me
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>>25062460
about 2000-2500

I literally eat snacks every 10 minutes between my meals
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>large and in charge
>actually just morbidly obese and pathetic
#glorifyingobesity
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>>25062588

>wanting to live a long and healthy life

reddit is that way --->
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I am fascinated by fat guys. What's your day to day life like?
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>>25062653
fat neet here
I eat, feel sorry for myself, and then drink until I pass out.
every day.
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>>25062664
How fat? Why do you keep on this way?
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>tfw the captcha just shit the bed
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>>25062664
Nothing wrong with that. Live the life you want to live but do try and walk around the block a couple of times a day. Something, anything to avoid a heart attack.
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Fats, when XL started getting snug, why didn't you take that as a wake up call?
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>>25062342
Kek from me
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>>25062699
250 pounds

chronic depression, no friends, no car, schizoid mother, absent father.
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>yfw bulking season
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i'm 450 pounds

in the past two weeks ive eaten a total of around 3,500 calories

skeleton life please embrace me
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>>25062792
Are you fat just because of the alcohol?
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>>25062797
hope you've been taking multivitamins or you're going to have a heart attack.

Your body will start stripping your muscles for potassium and other proteins. It will also strip it from your heart.
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>>25062342

is that really 5000 calories holy shit I used to eat like that every other weekend, and I'd get the cheese stuft crust pizza from pizza hut
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>>25062852
no, i've been fat my whole life.the alcohol is a new bad habit I've picked up in the last 6 months.
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>>25062588
>in charge
he means in charge because he just acumulate enought GBP to be in charge of the dinner
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>>25062452
>tfw just ate a serving of pasta for lunch/breakfast, a whole bag of popcorn and a whole bag of chips and now im going to eat a carton of peppermint ice cream

Im always around the same weight give or take 10lbs. 120lbs currently
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>>25062895
>GBP

hello reddit
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>>25062924
>GBP is now reddit
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>>25062854
well im currently shitting out watery blood so there's that
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Moar fat guy tales plz
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I'm 240 but lately I've been doing more drugs and that makes it easier to eat less. Today I've had three small cookies, a clementine, and a banana. Maybe two bananas. I'll probably have a sandwich for dinner.

Thanks, amphetamine.
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>>25062992
this guy here >>25062872

I've been unable to feel my fingers and toes for the last couple days and I feel extremely weak. I'm probably going to die in a couple days.
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>>25062910
thats one of many daily snacks for me. I am unwilling to change and its a bare minimum.
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>>25063052
You only 250 pham can't be that bad.
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>Yes i'll have the the twice cooked pork belly
>What? wine? No just diet coke I'm on a diet
Heard this last night at a French restaurant.


My girlfriend is 80 kilos. She claims she only eats 200 calories a day. Meanwhile she is gaining weight.

I call her out on this bullshit and MEH GENETICS is her reason
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>>25062111
wait until you get depression
you will literally lose all your weight and never want to eat.
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>>25063073
All I do is lay down all day.
Also, I've been drunk for the last 12 days without a break.
I've still got 4 more bottles of rum and don't plan to stop.
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>>25062528
if youre eating that many snacks, then you are probably way over 2500 calories a day. count your calories one day and you may be surprised.
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>>25063093

Why are you dating a cow? that thirsty for pussy?
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>>25063153
Yes

But also shes Asian and has very very big breasts which I suck till orgasm when I fap
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>>25063116
some depressed people eat actually eat more
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>>25063116
Or alternatively you will just keep eating and never stop because it sometimes provides a temporary respite from the feelings. It cna go either way.
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>>25063093
>200 calories a day
what a lying bitch. dump her, if you can find a crane.
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>>25062111
>>25062185
Are we talking about the two people bucket with 10 breast pieces here? If so that's not much at all
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Anon, are you fat because you're depressed, or are you depressed because you're fat?
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>>25063144
fat anon here, started doing that shit and realised i was eating 4500 fucking calories a day. im honestly suprised ik not fucking dead im 340 pounds. Now eating 2500 seems weird as fuck and im always hungry, but god damnit im going to look like chad one day fuck you food
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>>25062653
Various spurts of binge eating. Somedays ill eat a normal amount of food and feel fine, other days I crave an entire stuffed crust pizza.

I can eat a large stuffed crust pizza with sausage, pepperoni, green peppers and onions in less than 7 minutes.

Ill usually need to lay down the for the rest of the day and shitting the next day usually isnt very fun.
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>>25062792
>250 pounds

Check out this small fat over here guys.

Who 6'4 310lbs here?
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>>25062417
Fucking eat your oats and meat, go to the gym faggot.
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>>25063177
you're ace
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I remember weighing in at 340lbs some time ago.
I'm sort of fit fat despite my size and have really good genetics. I gain muscle at unusual rate, I can lift like one day and have gains that don't leave. I don't do any good with my genetics though, I just boredom eat and eat whatever the hell I feel like. I'm also a poorfag so I don't eat much take away, just lots of chips. I think it's easy to lose weight but I've never tried. I feel pretty healthy so I don't really worry about my weight, it'd be pointless anyways I'd probably end up with that awful loose skin, fuck that.
I'm always told that I'm a delusional fatfuck on the internet but I'm just being honest.
Dont hate cos I'm /largeandincharge/
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>be me
>used to go out to CiCi's Pizza Buffet after work
>First plate: I get literally put half of the meat lovers pizza with 2 slices of pepperoni
>second plate: 3 slices of Hawaiian and 6 bread sticks
>third plate: small (really small salad)
>fourth plate: same as the first
>fifth plate : 3 brownies and 3 slices of custard pizza with chocolate chips
>sixth plate : same as the fifth

All this for about $7. Too bad they don't give to-go boxes or I would have taken alot more for the drive home
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These lays truffle fries are GOAT. Its like I'm eating real rich people food.
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>>25063264
This isn't as important to ask as much as "Does your depression medication make you fat?"

Because unless you will swear on your parents' graves that the shit is performing miracles for you, you shouldn't be working against the grain, and exercising more because you are on Prozac.
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>>25063265
I lived in an apt that had a convenience store downstairs, so I didn't even have to go outside to get food.

For about 5-6 months per year, for a few years, this was my routine:
>eat 3 normal to big meals a day,
>at night i would get stoned
>drink a 6 pack of beer
>eat entire medium or large bag of potato chips,
>1 to 3 candy bars, or a whole box of cookies
>a half to full pint of ice cream,
>eat more food like pizza rolls, etc.

Half my daily calories were probably consumed after 8 or 9 pm, and I would spend 90% of the day sitting at the computer and do zero exercise. This lifestyle became a habit, I'd break out of it for a month or two but then get right back into it.

Never counted calories but holy fuck I feel sick thinking about it. I'm an old fag in my late 40's, and went from 170 to 200 lbs (5'10") at which point I freaked the fuck out (size 36 jeans started getting tight.)

I'm eating about 2500 cals a day or less now, less junk food, but I still binge once or twice a month, gonna take months to repair the damage and get back to 'normal'.

It fucked my metabolism over the last few years so its harder to lose weight, I'm at about 187 now, but it could be a lot worse considering all the shit I ate.

Fuck weed and fuck the munchies!
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>>25062460
2200 a day, though I eat more in Fridays. Lost 50 pounds in three months.
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Fat people can't be robots

>>>/out/
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>>25063938
Thin robots have thin robot privilege. Try being a fat, robot it's much worse. If you get your act together one day, you'll still be fucking fat.
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>>25063704
>Fuck weed

HOL UP HOL UP

Don't blame weed on bad eating habits, it does help you want to eat but unless you are an animal monkey retard it won't make you eat more. You can just not eat unless you've smoked weed, and then eat what you were planning to anyway. You can smoke a joint, just have some self control with the food because you're already doing actual drugs by definition and overeating is the straight edge way of doing drugs.
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>>25063938
>>25064023

If you're ugly even with a fast metabolism you get your free pass to be a bitchy cunt, checkm8 atheists
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>>25064025
>weed does not give people the munchies
literally wat
>have some self control
less than 5% of people here have any self control or discipline, I'd guess
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>>25064025
>stoner talking about self control

Your kind are more useless than fat people
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>>25063464
Holy shit this legitimately made me laugh my ass off. Comment of the year.
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>>25064090
I just fucking said it gives you the munchies but if you supress your appetite fully it will just make you want to eat, not eat more.

And I agree this is the last place to come to for advice on self-discipline but I know that the munchies aren't like this zombie hunger. You can wake up, take a few hits, eat a parfait, wait, have a salad, have tea, smoke more, eat dinner, and even have a glass of red wine and you're golden. Don't blame the fatness on anything but the fact that food is the only thing that makes you happy, and find other things to make you happy. Even if it's weed, which makes you want to eat. You gotta switch it up.
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>>25062111
115kg @ 185cm, BF22%

Powerlift, guys. Eat big, lift big. Doesn't even need to be particularly clean - I've eaten buckets of fried chicken and multiple burgers in one sitting before.
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>>25064170
i have little self control when i smoke weed. not everyone is like you when they get high
>I got the munchies
>Im craving a tiny serving of faggy parfait

you are right though, it is ultimately about self-control and discipline, which I and many others lack
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>>25064236
>I don't have self control but have some self control stoner!
Ew
>>25064225
>Be big and eat more, lift more! Big men are big!
Ew ew ew ew ew
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>>25064272
>Ew ew ew ew ew

kek, fuck off roastie.
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>>25064303
Fuck off Gaston, you obnoxious cunt.
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>>25064272
>>25064327
fuck off ugly fat autistic pile of shit
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>>25062417
>herbalife
>a literal fucking pyramid scheme
What are you doing
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>>25063611
>omg
>mfw
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>>25062111
>>25062185
>>25062342
>>25062664
>>25063093
>>25063129
>>25063316
>>25063611
>>25063704
>>25064025

All of you kill yourselves, you're throwing off the Earth's orbit
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>>25063611
>custard pizza
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>>25062417
>>tfw great metabolism
that's not great metabolism, that's a terrible digestive system that shits out 70% of the nutrients and calories other people absorb
you gain less from the food you eat
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>tfw just ate over a pound of cookies and downed 4 glasses of milk
>going to order a large pizza after I'm done taking a shit
Feels good man.
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>>25062111
ate a bucket of sweet potatoes today with a protein shake
feelsgoodman.png
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fat bros, why not just get strong out and get thin that way?
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>>25065014
>literally eating from a bucket
filthy fucking animal
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Last night I went to McDonalds and ordered 4 double cheeseburgers, two double fries, 20 nuggets and a large coke.

Took it back to my apartment, ate it and purges it into the toilet.

I fucking hate myself.
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>>25063611
Cici's is a crime against humanity
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>>25065058
Enjoy losing your teeth.
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>>25065004
why fat boy, why?
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>>25065056
Its the only type of food container which can satisfy my hungers
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>fair amount of guys who are into chubby and fat girls
>no girls who aren't crazy or gay men into fat guys
fug
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>>25065014
a bucket of sweet potatoes?
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>>25065093
Because I'm a fat shit. It's what I do, senpai.
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>>25062111
>brothers

male centric thread
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>>25062797

that's dramatically lower than even PSMFs which are considered extreme already,

hope you have health insurance, you'll be needing it
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>>25065058
How fat bro?
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>>25065112
That's because women aren't desperate, thirsty perverts
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>>25065014
raw sweet potatoes?
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>>25065147
Slightly underweight.
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>>25065166
this is true tbqh family
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who is the fattest fat here? height and weight

5'9" 270lbs, I know i'm not a super fat, but im pretty fucking fat
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>tfw eat over 3,000 calories a day and still have visible abs
my metabolism is fucking scary
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>>25065205
So you're a male bulimic?
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>>25065241
you can do that if you are young and/or very active, nothing scary about it
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>>25065259
I've not been diagnosed and I've got it under control.
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>>25065227
Someone mentioned earlier they were in the 4 hunndo club. I'm 320 lbs but I wouldn't believe anyone is 400 with out tinestamped proof
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>>25065241
Future fat to be detected.
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>>25065320
Not if I keep lifting.
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>>25065273
You said you threw up all that McFatties last night. I don't think you've got it under control senpai.
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C'mon r9k, surely there is someone here at 4 bills.
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>look online for some deals
>see family night deal for 20 bucks from dominos
>2 large pizzas
>garlic bread
>wedges
>drink on the side
>order it all
>get some heavy and meaty pizzas
>select diet coke because don't want to look like a fatass
Still waiting on the delivery guy to hand me all that and the diet
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>>25063611
>Custard pizza
That sounds absolutely disgusting. I understand eating like a pig at a buffet, but jesus fuck.
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>>25062664
sounds like you're living the dream
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>>25065414
That's filthy pham
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>>25062664
You mean you're not sort of a celeberty at the local piano bar?
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Do you fats go to Golden Corral?
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>>25063611
>never heard oc CiCi's pizza
>look it up
>see the price for unlimited pizza
>mfw

Why do amerifats have everything great in this shitty world?
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Eurofats, please tell your tales.
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>>25065671
>earn 2$ an hour
>a large pizza costs 7,5$
fuck my life
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>>25062185
Do you even bother to cook them?
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Wait, $5 for all you can eat pizza? That's filthy. Where are these restaurants?
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>>25062924
GBP originated here you fucking mongoloid
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>>25063073
That's only fat if he's an ultra manlet, I'm 6'7 250 and I'm almost skelly-tier still
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I starved myself down to 170 pounds this year, I've finally begun doing enough exercise to let me eat 2.5-3k calories again without gaining weight. Feels great desu.
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>>25065931
I'm 6'3 200 and I'm fat.
stop deluding yourself, you're fucking obese
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>>25065992
You're gonna gain it back like that
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>start at 5'9 and almost 200lbs
>diet and get down to 176
>maintain that for a couple years, only gaining a little bit back but otherwise stable
>I like to drink but underage at the time
>turn 21
And here I am 3 years later at 240 fucking pounds
Kill me familia
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I envy you fat fucks.
I eat like a bird, but the thing is I love eating and snacking.
>tfw order a pizza and can't finish it.
>tfw surrouned by snacks and sweets but to full to eat them
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>>25066097
You put on 64 pounds from alcohol?
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>tfw chubby hairy robots are my fetish
I just want one to dress me up and keep me under his desk while he shitposts online, eats, and watches anime.
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How often do you fats where pants?
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>>25066224
*wear
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>>25065642
I go to a local chinese buffet but Golden Corral is for actual trailer trash who cant make frozen fries and roast beef at home. Doesn't that place have like, peas and carrots and basically anything that takes 5mins to make anyway?

What excuse do you have to be fat and not cook a fucking frozen meal
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>hungry today
>all I have is a pack of unopened American cheese slices and 3 packs of ramen noodles
>too lazy to make ramen so just take noodles put in bowl put 12 slices cheese on it and microwave for 35 seconds

Was delicious
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I havent eaten anything other than a piece of lunchmeat in 2 days
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>>25062417
>went vegetarian as an experiment
>like it
>have lost 35 pounds too

I miss bdubs a lot. But that's it.

No ragrets
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>>25066322
Jesus fuckin Christ. Absolutely disgusting.
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>>25066322
>wanted to make some chocolate milk
>look in fridge and notice I have no milk
>decide to just drink the entire bottle of chocolate syrup instead
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>>25066146
Oh my god that happened to me in the military when I was an alcoholic ugh
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>Ate 1 meal a day for 3 days because stress from exams
>Already underweight
I don't know how you fuckers get so heavy, I'm 6'1" and barely 140 lbs
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>>25065112
I'm into fat guys anon
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>>25066052
6'3 and im 310 or something probably getting bigger lol
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>>25066396
Why do you fats even buy this shit? Why have it in the house_
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>>25066421
I went to Burger King today to get the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal and left with 100. I literally just finished them.
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>>25066061
why? if he keeps doing exercise he should be okay, no?
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>>25066144
>I envy you fat fucks
>you guys are soooo lucky
fuck off
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Was fat, started smoking meth and now I'm down to 80 kgs but honestly I don't feel that much better. I have to cut down especially on soda because I get terrible pains in my chest, I wish I had some KFC to munch on.
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>>25066491
I have no idea. I won't even allow a microwave in my house.
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>>25066525
No. Unless you're a pro athlete or something, 2500-3000 cals is too much.
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/formerobese/ here. I've gone from 354 lbs to 209 lbs and aiming for 185-180

You guys have no idea how much my shit has improved.

Put down the burger and lose it. It takes a long time, and you have to eat at a deficit the whole time in order to actually lose, but shit was/is it worth it.

Seriously if I woke up tomorrow back at 354 I would kill myself.
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>>25066582
I'll add that I'm 6'2"
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>>25066582
What did you do to lose it
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Fats of r9k, what role did video games play in you getting fat? Do you blame the internet at all?
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>>25066623
I tracked my calories via fitbit, stayed under 1600 cals/day, and did cardio regularly via walking 3-5 miles. That's it.

Started in July 2014
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>>25066557
are you hooked on meth now? how is it?
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>>25066658
good to hear

what kind of stuff was in your typical daily diet?
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TFW hypoglycemic and will never go over 175 pounds for my entire life

Feels kind of good and bad
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select all the images with food
select all the images with bread
select all the images with pizza
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>>25066652
I don't blame the vidya but I put on like 50 lbs when I played WoW because I never left my room.
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>>25066671
Never was hooked on it, did it for a few weeks and just stopped. Had a puff yesterday but I'm not really bothered whether I get it or not, it's nice and really good for wanting to lose weight or even just having the motivation to play video games for hours (Played for more than an hour which I haven't done in a long time but it's not like I NEED it. Weed is still my go to drug for now.
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>>25066652
I have gained 25 pounds since playing Destiny. Im close to selling off my PS 4
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>>25066748
how much weight did you lose during those few weeks?
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>>25066720
I swear I went on a huge pizza binge after that got introduced into the catchas, before that I rarely ate it
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>>25066712
I have cereal/oatmeal and a banana for breakfast most of the time. Average lunch is a sandwich with some wheat thins and vegetables on the side. Protein bars as an afternoon snack, sometimes fruit. Dinner is always different, but mostly stuff like whole wheat pasta and chicken.

I'm not a picky eater, so if I'm ever hungry, I eat a lot of vegetables because 150 calories worth of vegetables is a lot.
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>>25066772
16kgs, 40lbs I think.
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>>25066652
I'm >>25066582

Internet played a role. I sat on my ass all the time, because I went to school online and I didn't have any friends (I still don't btw haha fuck)
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>>25066871
shit thats a lot, im gonna find some meth
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>>25066557
Did you end up getting all super gay on the meth?

I heard it makes guys go super gay
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Fats, do you pursue fat women?
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>>25066944
I am not even attracted to women (or men for that matter) any more because of my large mass. /r9k/ could learn a thing or 2 from coming to the large side. I don't even need to masturbate anymore.
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>>25067104
dont need to, or literally can't?
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What do r9k fats think of fat activists and the fat acceptance movement in general?
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>>25066905
if you actually want to try that, just remember you cant keep eating like you do now. Your appetite will be lower so itll be easier to not eat.
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>>25063116
I've started eating only one meal a day but I'm still obese
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Please some retard get stung out on meth to loose weight and report back how it goes.
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>>25063316
6'6 280 here, I guess you could say I'm a large individual...
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>>25063611
>pizza buffet
This exists? Please don't be baiting me
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>>25067393
its takes a while to lose weight
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>>25063938
Is this bait? Do you have any explanation for why you believe this?
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>>25067393
How big is the meal?

One, don't do that. Eating too little is a bad thing. How long have you been doing this? Losing weight is a gradual process

If you have a caloric deficit at the end of each day, you WILL lose weight.
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>>25064272
>Ew ew ew ew ew
What's wrong, beta? Don't want to be a real man?
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>>25067467
They exist. We have a place called Pizza Inn near where I live that does the same thing
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>had a 50 oz bag of chocolate peanut butter M&Ms in cupboard
>had

I think I'm slipping into a coma desu senpai
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>>25067599
that looks dangerously cheesy
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>>25065273
Try reading Stirner. You purge due to shame and shame is a Spook, so if you got rid of Spooks you wouldn't need to purge
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>>25067599
Good lord. The horror.
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>>25062111
>tfw no obese gf
God damn what the fuck is wrong with me, this isnt even a fetish ive been into this my entire life.
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>>25067977
Getting an obese gf seems like it should be the easiest thing to accomplish. Are you even trying?
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>>25066052
I lift, though, so I'm builtfat
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>>25066191
a-are you a grill? Please respond
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>>25066321
>What excuse do you have to be fat and not cook a fucking frozen meal
Because they spend all their time deleting shitposts
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>take a deep breath
>chest pain
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Just ate probably 2lbs of chicken Alfredo and 5 slices of cheesy garlic toast
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>>25068215
O, how fat?
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How do you fats pay for all of this food? Do you work?
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>want to play guitar
>fingers too fat to play chords
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sounds about right
finishing up my medium pizza, mozz sticks, and 2litre of mtn dew
this has been my diet roughly every day for almost a year now
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>>25066944
No, I reject them. Just because I'm a low-value male doesn't mean I don't want a high-value female
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>>25066927
No, I am a massive weeaboo though.
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>>25066944
No, because my current girth prevents me from pursuing anything.
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>>25066652
I'm sure it played a part, but I'm not sure how much
I think coming from poor, fat immigrant families on both sides has more to do with it

fatty old country food combined with the "you finish your plate" mentality
now it's on me, I had almost got down to a respectable fatfuck weight, but I've lost all ambition to change now that I can never fuck teen pussy
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>5'8'' manlet
I didn't even do it for grills
just for me
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>>25068439
>now that I can never fuck teen pussy
Who says you can't?
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>>25065112
fucking this

>my buddy introduces me to a girl
>instantly all over me, tells me she's into fat guys
>talk to her all evening
>in casual conversation, she lets slip that she's stabbed her last three ex boyfriends
>nope right the fuck out of there

no way I'm being number four
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>>25068490
well, I'm 26
I guess I could rape them, but honestly that seems like too much work
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>>25066944
no
I figure since I don't want a fat gf, why the hell should I expect any decent looking girl to be into me

honestly, it makes talking to girls in the few instances where I'm forced to easier, since I don't even have to consider the bullshit of "hey, maybe she's into me"
no, no she is not
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>>25068444
impressive. how did you do it, senpai?
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>>25068513
>implying it's rape if they consent
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>>25068739
caloric deficit diet
cardio and weight lifting
>>>/fit/ really helped
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>>25068353
this befuddles me
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>>25068287
This. Anyone care to report in?
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>>25063177
Post pics pls ;-;
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>>25068895
why? as long as he realizes that he isn't going to get a decent looking girl and accepts that, he has the right to disregard swine

>>25068781
no way I'm getting a girl to consent, anon
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I don't even eat a lot but still a fat fuck because thyroid disease

I seriously eat maybe ONE sandwich for lunch, and then just eat dinner, every day, and I gain weight no matter what. Only drink tea/water.

but then again I literally never work out, but even in high school when I worked out an entire summer for sports (which I quit) the results were minimal
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>>25068927
>>25068287

I work a decent job that lets me sit on my ass all day and make decent money doing it
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>>25068982
gubment work?
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>>25068330
Medium? Pussbag
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>>25066652
When I was hardest into WoW I actually lost weight, I mean that's still probably not healthy but yea. I got addicted to the point of ignoring food. Didn't last that long though.
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>>25069049
software engineering
close enough for government work
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>>25068958
>why? as long as he realizes that he isn't going to get a decent looking girl and accepts that, he has the right to disregard swine

but wouldn't that make him swine in turn as well?
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>>25069089
of course
that's why the stipulation of understanding that he doesn't deserve decent women is in there
having unrealistic standards is fine if you realize you have no shot
it's only hypocrisy if you're not self-aware
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I lost 60 lbs this summer
AMA
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>>25066582
Holy shit, good on you man. Currently at 275 looking to lose more than a hundred fucking pounds, over time of course.
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>>25069172
what's that one craving that you still get that hounds you on the rough days?
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>>25066944
In high school, I pursued a qt chubby le anime is cool xD girl. Seriously thought I loved her for a while. She changed my perspective on so many things and I thought she was the coolest person in the world. Come to find out she's a raging feminist (the #killallmen type) and of course I found that out through her Tumblr posts.
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>>25069209
Five Guys. There is one 5 minutes from my house in either direction.
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>>25069172
what was your routine nigdawg?
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Well I feel better about eating way too many cookies now, thanks guys
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>>25069246
I remember chasing after an awkward chubby ginger girl once back in high school. Seriously she looked like something str8 out of the isles.
It worked, but after a while her parents threatened to slash my tires for not being irish.
>Tfw 1920's logic cockblocks you
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>>25069294
I never actually went to a gym or did weights :^)

I worked a stockboy / truck unloading job for 4 to 8 hours every weekday. Did yardwork for extra cash on Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays for a couple of hours. Then I came home and rode my stationary bike for half an hour then went for a swim in my pool for half an hour to cool off.
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>>25062797

eat well, dont undereat

you cant become fat from eating well
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Fats, have you ever been kicked out of a buffet?
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>>25062452
5'11, 66kg
I am waiting for my family pizza and 2L Diet Coke to arrive

I prefer the taste of diet over regular though; to be honest family
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>>25062417
Its hard, man. I feel you, I used to be big but all I did was run and eat oats, vegetables and meat (with occasional cheating to spend time with friends)
I went from 98kg to 66kg in about 5 months.
Also if you drink, kick the beer and go on gin and tonic.
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>>25068895
Why? It's pretty much the central tenet of /r9k/
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>>25068958
But I AM going to get a decent looking girl, anon
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M'laddies
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>>25063611
We used to go to cici's every year on our way back from boy scout summer camp
BRUH
Those cinnamon buns changed my life
And all the pizza is unlimited

There really is a god
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>>25062865
You're a fucking autistic retarded for not recognizing the WTT lyrics
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>>25067467
dont be fooled. cicis is probably the lowest quality pizza you can get in the country.
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>>25072381
not surprised for that low price
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>>25062111
I am so jelly over here. I want to stuff my fat face with KFC.
Pepsi is disgusting though.
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