>sit down beside pet
>it gets up and walks away
even animals know im beta
FUUUUUCK MY DOGS DO THIS ALL THE TIME
MY PUG JUST TURNS AND GIVES ME THIS LOOK LIKE, "OH, YOU AGAIN..."
FUCK YOU WILLY
>Stand around
>Animals always come up to me
>Walk by horses they stalk me.
>Stand outside and birds come and land on my shoulder
>Walk by dog it will come up to me
>Walk by cat it will randomly rub against my leg
>Swimming in lake one time. Fucking fish start coming up to me and slide against me.
You don't know how lucky you are.
>>25060981
>Not harnessing your druidic powers to fuck shit up
>>25060897
Get off r9k Kurt
