Who /not a sweaty basement dweller who pretends to be female to get attention from pathetic betas/ here?
That's me, a sexually attractive female that has enough quirks so you don't think she is fake or looking for attention. I hope to spark the interest of upstanding gentlemen on r9k who will see me for what I am, a sexually attractive, good looking female who doesn't need attention.
Yes, I'm female. Yes, I post on 4chan. No, I will not date you, I have a boyfriend.
>only semipassable trait is the curdled milk bags that need to be pushed together in an attempt to seem 'interesting'
>>25060403
Oh look at your peach ass face lmao
>>25060403
Why is you arse on you chest?
>>25060403
you have a pretty face, :) nice milky boobies. i would love to hand feed you twinkies, cakes, pies, fried chicken, scalloped potatoes, chips, chocolates...
Nice bait. Timestamp or gtfo
>>25060446
>>25060455
>>25060504
Goddamn I hate how easy it is to troll you faggots.
posts massive tits and says she doesn't need attention. obvious fake lmao
>>25060504
because her real ass would cover the screen, nice angles btw did you filter too you must be so beautiful.
>>25060403
I literally saw you on Tinder last night, that's so weird.
Timestamp would be nice, are you still in your undergrad?
>>25060455
My mom is a Georgia Peach so maybe I got some of her qualities. Don't judge me :)
>>25060508
I only like chocolate, I'm a vegan health advocate.
>>25060527
My camera bifocals need reparation so it will take 5 more hours. But I'm not posting tits.
>>25060610
Bruise easily doncha peach bitch, why you here wasting our time
>>25060610
not gonna lie you are a bit on the hefty side and a hefty vegan is rare. most of the vegans look like they're starving to death.
>>25060403
>a sexually attractive female
no
>>25060531
>gets a few responses
>ayyy im trolling
>>25060603
I was there for a while but not to get validation from strangers. Just bored I guess. Don't stalk me ;)
>>25060651
I don't trust my bf so much anymore. He was supposed to be home by now so I'm just wasting my time with you guys and gals.
>>25060674
I'm actually really athletic, it's just my breasts that are soft and full for some reason. I do yoga, but I don't wear those tight pants or anything, you creep :D.
>>25060403
would breed/10
>>25060740
Hey hey I didnt say nothing about your bf so shut it this between us.
>>25060740
maybe you just look fat in this picture. post another one
>>25060740
I have a really big disconnect between people and here and people that use Tinder.
I know they're not mutually exclusive but sometimes I feel like they should. I've only got 1 match in 4 days though so rip
Sometimes I roleplay as a flaming gay communist.
>>25060403
man there are tons of 200/300 pound women on this board that are absolutely delusional about how disgusting they are
fat slag/10
http://www.po-kaki-to.com/archives/00920.html/comment-page-15 confirmed fake. lol nice try buddy
lmao this chick is huge
>>25060843
Everyone is delusional about how disgusting they are. The entire human race would cease to exist otherwise.
>>25060610
>being this new
so is this your first time posting on 4chan after your 2 weeks of lurking, anon? I know you have a dick and balls and a reverse image search will prove this as bait.
Nice meme
>>25060947
no one has ever been brave enough to pretend to be a qt fatgirl on the internet before. no one.
>>25060947
>>25060947
>finds picture on >>/s/
>b8 /r9k/
>succeeds
>all the newfags respond
>nobody bothers to do a reverse image search
This happens to be my favourite bodytype. To hell with thinness. Women are supposed to be plump and soft
>>25061058
waaay too fat
>>25060531
Thanks for making a quality thread
>>25060744
Thanks but no thanks >.<
>>25060774
k?
>>25060781
My camera's photovoltaics are clogged so I can't at the moment. It should take a few moments though, please wait.
>>25060783
Aww, so sorry. Maybe you need to freshen up a bit and bee your own person and put on a big smile. Girls like that I'd know :)
>>25061239
You aint posting a pic cuz you know how ugly your ass is looka you out here looking for validation like some taylor swift fan that chick probably aint even you prove me wrong familar
>>25060916
Where did you get that?!??!?!? Delete that picture right now. Please? I'm reporting you to Hyukki Narkomura and mods
>>25061058
Well, I support a body positive image of women. I'm atheltic myself (and as I said, only my breasts are soft and big) but whatever tastes you have it's fine with me. I hope you're not lusting after me cause I still have bf you know <:)
>>25061125
Bless u honey
>>25061058
"plump and soft"
yeah right
>>25061388
put a space between the colon and the closed bracket. it doesn't look like a face otherwise.
also since its been indirectly established that everyone knows what is going on, what have you been up to?
prove you are not a neckbeard and give an account of a realistic past few days.
this exercise will be marked. and promptly returned with compliments.
>>25061388
You. I like you. Probably love you. Your body too.
>>25061470
I also like her. High five brother.
>>25061470
m8 its a guy
it says in the op that its a guy. am i being a mongo or is this board monged out itself?
>>25060403
Nice make-up, hun
>>25060723
I'm not Op, you fucking idiot. I'm pointing how idiots like you make this board such a shithole with how easy you are to troll.
The op picture has been posted here several times for months and if you fags took the time to reverse image search or do any type of investigation, you wouldn't give bumps to shitposting like this and feed shitty trolls.
It takes no fucking effort to troll this place and that's sad. You're worse than /b/.
>>25061470
>>25061519
She's mine you foolish sacks of bird shit. Go back to reddit. This thread is for big boys.
>>25060531
baited for this exact response
>>25061470
How you love someone so fitness challenged? I mean she probably cant fucking cook always servin up the Big Macs.
Holy fuck pls be my GF. Now. Now. Now. Now.
>>25061629
I agree. She's hotter than Santa Claus. Please be my girlfriendnot OP or samefag btw [/spoiler/]
>>25061470
>>25061519
Go away guys! :Geez. I'm not making you a sandwich :x)
>>25061541
Thanks. I'm using Youtube for my daily routine with products from large supermarkets.
>>25061563
I told you I have a bf this week. I'm not a whore.
>>25061567
this is idiotic. op knows you were baiting him, which you probably know since you knew he was baiting you. he keeps up the ruse until you make a comment like that, and he has a snigger.
is this fun to you?
fuck this. i will suck the fun out of this abomination of a thread.
>>25061833
>baiting him
It's "her" you yankee doodle sack of cuckoo shit. That's because she's female. Do you lack reading crompehension?
>>25060403
Who is this child of adele and sarina valentina?
>>25060403
You're not attractive, you're fat and come here to make your self feel better.
>>25062030
don't be a god damned fool alan. we both know what is going on here, and frankly i've had enough of it. this is a waste of my time and i shan't be party to it anymore.
cheerio.
REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH, FAGGOTS.
IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO USE
>>25060403
>I will not date you, I have a boyfriend
I am your boyfriend
guys pretending to be fat girls on the internet
>>25062050
My Georgia Peach momma (hehe) is called Valentine. Did you get it from my profile?
For any meanies out there, no, my mom isn't fat. She's atlethic with plump soft boobs just like me
>>25062151
I am fat? Whatever buddy. If I'm fat, than Adele is a candle. A fat ugly candle.
>>25062191
Toodle-doo to you too cuckooreported for bullying
>>25062238
Deshaun? I thought you had to study for your applied engineering exam.
>>25062193
fucking this. not a real fat girl.
>>25062320
>. If I'm fat, than Adele is a candle.
Who?
Is there a Samanfajane collection anywhere with all of her pics and vids (I know she has at least one)? I've found bits and bobs but no dump.
>person makes thread about fat girl with big tits
>person refuses to acknowledge the girl's nudes on the internet
>already been exposed
>people still care
Lolwut
>>25060403
>That's me, a sexually attractive female
thank god taste is subjective disgusting cowtits
>>25062367
Of course I'm not real. I have a bit of fat sure, but like any sexually attractive female it's just in the right places :)wutwut:*(*
>>25062373
She's a opera singer from Detroit. Apparently people love her ebonics accent. To me she's meh.
>>25062390
It's on my personal camera. I can't upload them yet until I fix my jammed flash zoom. So wait a couple more mins.
>>25062613
sweaty basement dweller who pretends to be female to get attention.
>>25062613
Hey nice profile. You have a very warm smile, bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorably geeky, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you've met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you'd feel things that you won't experience for awhile. Just be open minded. I'm not a creep, just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women. I'm the first one to admit: I am a crotch watcher! I personally think very highly of the vagina and try to utilize it's sensual properties as much as possible. You can control everything about meeting bid you ever feel uncomfortable, you just walk away But if you're just going to be a weird bitch about it and not even message back then i'm not interested, ur the one missing out, have fun fapping to this website and the other weird bitch stuff ur into from your profile. Anyways holla back ;)
>butterface
>attractive
Stopped reading there, fattie.
>>25061470
>you
>I like you
fuck off with your reddit meme
>>25061058
A bit too much. Looks deformed.
>>25060403
This looks a lot like Jessica Spiby
