>be on tinder for a year
>get one match
>be on okcupid for a year
>only get one date.
Life of being born ugly.
You're cool, not even lying... A-actually you are a normie!
REEEEEEEE
One of my favorite tricks is to put a gun to my head and end my life, you should try it.
>>25060327
STOP LYING! I would not be on here otherwise.
>>25060203
That is a shit teir beard.
You're jutting your jaw out like you have wheels disease
Your eyes are depressed as Fuck.
> shave
> act like a human
When I see people like you claiming to be ugly I get fucking jealous, you dont know ugly. fuck, pic related, its me
>>25060203
>>25061074
Is pube beard a new meme?
>>25061074
Is there such a thing as eye reduction surgery?
You look like a caricature of yourself somehow.
>>25061015
Shaved, it. Still no luck.
>>25061074
you look like an uglier version of me desu
no offense
>>25061074
>>25060203
If the best you can do is some patchy half-beard with every individual scraggily hair visible, just fucking shave it. Try again in a year or 2.
>>25061074
And specifically to you: Get a haircut less like Hitler's.
>>25061074
Have you tried a different haircut to hide your giant 5head?
>>25061355
Like I said, I've shaved it. Still no women. Doesn't make the slightest difference.
Fuck off attention seeking normie OP
>>25061074
Yeah you're ugly, still not absolute garbage suicide tier though.
>>25061398
Slightly improving from "insufferable hipster wannabe" doesn't immediately make you "pussy slayer exrtaordinaire".
You should still improve what you can by not having individual pubes on your face.
>>25061446
Like I said I've shaved. I'm still ugly either way, so it's a piss in the ocean. It makes absolute no fucking difference.
nobody responded to me on online dating either and I'm also pretty attractive
it's just what online dating is, those girls are all looking for a short hookup with Chad
>>25061311
lmao you look like a girl
>>25061557
>implying its a bad thing
>People who are actually unnatractive posting pics
Is this bizzaro r9k? Usually it's a bunch of chads and women fishing for compliments (from each other)
>>25061477
And like I just said, it does make a difference and you should do it.
Hulk Hogan won't kick a hole in your wall and deliver unto you one free gf, but you will look better and it will improve how other people treat you.
>>25061635
Trust me, it doesn't. Women still think I fell from the ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down.
I've lost weight, I change my hair, shave, clean shave, dress in an expensive suit. Do literally everything to improve myself (which I have done), and it literally makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.
>>25061808
>womyns won't jump on my penis why even try
This isn't about getting laid, friend, this is about getting treated better in general, even if it is just less people laughing at you when you walk by.
no one is as hideous as me in those threads desu, i am the human pussy repellent
>>25061875
Hahahaha, how many times? It makes no fucking difference the way people treat me. I've tried and tested every recommendation. I can assure you I'm not an indolent, lazy fuck who lacks hygiene. I've tried fucking everything m8.
>>25061973
You may more may not be a indolent, lazy fuck, but you are a pointlessly contrarian fuck that defends shit positions for the sake of it even though we all know that improving how a person looks will directly lead to better treatment in pretty much all social situations.
>>25061928
You look like a bro
>>25062115
I can keep telling you it makes no fucking difference, but you just won't listen. I have done all those things, and it makes absolute no difference. I dress smart going out, and it makes no difference. I've done everything, it makes no difference to how people treat me.
I can keep repeating myself. I'm getting fucking bored now.
>>25062245
If you're just too stupid to notice that people treat you differently, fine, so be it. Best of luck with that.
>>25061928
I swear you must browse r9k 14 hours a day because you never miss an opportunity to shove your mug into a thread.
>hurr durr I'm so ugly guys
Let me make this clear to you fuckers, you aren't ugly. If you can get within 2.5 feet of a woman without her running away, you're not ugly. If you can get a woman to touch you, you aren't ugly.
I'm easily the ugliest fucker on 4chan as a whole and it isn't even close. No, I won't post a pic as I did that once on /soc/ and received a high of 2 and a low of 0. Never doing that again.
>be on tinder
>get 1000000 matches
>msg most, they either dont reply or the convo just stops going
>or sometimes i get their number, text them for a while, then they stop replying, even if i try to arrange them to hang out.
This is really fucking annoying. Similar shit on OKcupid too.
>>25062369
Please post a pc man I beg you
Besides is what inside that counts
I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside anon lol
>>25061928
You're one of the few robots who I actually recognize on this board. I don't think it's a good thing.
>>25062429
What's on the inside means jack shit. Even if it did I'm pretty much dead. I literally don't feel anything for real people and haven't since I was in my mid teens, which was over a decade ago.
>>25061928
not this fucker again
srs what the fuck
>>25062280
Nope, just makes no difference. I think I would notice.
>>25062164
im not
>>25062351
yep
>>25062439
it's definitely not a good thing
>>25062517
idk familia
>>25062719
Commit suicide my neger
>>25061074
Get muscles, shave beard, get new hair style
>>25062774
i'm too much of a coward otherwise i already would have
>>25061928
you're just fat and short
>>25062825
among other things yes sometimes i play with my skinnyfat titties
>>25060203
>>25061928
Both of you really aren't that bad-looking. Putting yourself down consistently just shows on a face - that actually goes for everyone here. I am a girl, if that makes a difference.
>>25062986
bullshit, be you wouldn't date me or even talk to me you would probably laugh at me with your other girlfriends
>>25061074
>shave the facial hair
>get a better hair cut
>get rid of ance
you're welcome; consider getting /fit/ if you can be arsed to
>>25062986
Actually I'm more ugly in this photo. Like I said to the other guy, shaving makes no difference.
>>25062986
I really doubt you would talk to op in public. Seriously got to be lying.
>>25063078
you look way better shaved
>>25061311
Let me guess- You identify as "bisexual"
>>25063115
No, I don't I look fucking uglier and older with age lines down by my mouth. I like 10x worse. Got to be blind, not to notice that.
>>25063078
you dont look like a low life
just be more happy your looks will improve and go out there and talk to some girls
>>25063170
you got severe body dysphoria or whatever the fuck was it's name
>>25063194
Can't be happy, really not good looking enough to put myself out there. Already been knock down before, really not going to do it again.
>>25063195
Bollocks, no such thing.
>>25061928
This guy looks real stoned.
>>25063567
i wish i was but i have no friends to hook me up
>>25061928
You legit look like you have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Was(is) your mother a whore?
>>25064803
lol no wtf is wrong with you
>>25064858
Seriously, I'm pretty sure you have it.
Your upper lip is way too thin, and your philtrum is almost non-existent, also drooping eyes and flat face.
>>25060203
you don't even know how miserable a truly ugly person's life can be, go back to /soc/
>>25064915
i don't think you have seen a person with actual fas, i remember you, some shit eating faggot always repeating the same shit, did your daddy skullfuck you too hard or some shit m8
>>25064951
>i remember you
u wot
I've literally never seen your picture before right now.
>>25061928
you look like one of the guys from The Doo Wops
Im the most ugly here
28 KV
>>25063078
dude this picture is so much better
hair is better (in the first, it almost looks like it's receding), stubble is better than the beard, and you look like you work out a bit
i fucking hate these threads its always fairly good looking people going AWW IM SO UGLY EVERYONE HATES ME CUZ IM UGLY IM SO UGLLYYY
>>25063078
The fuck? You're handsome...
GO AWAY CHAD YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
>>25061928
You look like the lowest level gang member of an Italian American mob.
Goddamn I hate seeing robot's faces.
when I read posts I just imagine them as Wojack or Pepe.
>>25063149
nope, i do not identify as bi desu senpai
At least you don't have a baby face.
I'm 21 and get mistaken for 16 all the time.
>>25060203
You're not ugly, but if you were on an entire year and only got one date you're probably a fucking sperglord. I say that because honestly you're pretty handsome. So if you look good the only thing holding you back must be a shitty personality.
We /uglyselfies/ now?
>>25061074
you legit have potential to be a ladykiller i think, grow out the beard and try a new hairstyle
>>25061311
you already look pretty good, you just gotta gain a little muscle and drop the shirt
>>25061928
try a full beard too, i'd say
>>25063078
straight up handsome
>>25065155
pc principal?
>>25066411
dunkey?
>>25061074
you look like a bug
>make a fake tinder
>chad gets 150+ matches
>arrange 50+ dates easily, come up with some ticky tack excuse why chad can't go
>i only swipe right on girls i find attractive
>make real tinder
>swipe right for everybody
>0 matches
just waiting for sweet release of death
i have no reason to live.
>>25061928
bullshit
>>25061074
Man it must suck to post in a thread where everyone gets complimented being called normie tier and have everyone call you ugly
I'm 27 but I a hormone disorder that I wasn't being treated until recently.
I'm gay and not interested in relationships (no one would want me so not gonna try) I just want some friends.
Is it worth it to use Okcupid? Am I too ugly even for friendship?
>>25061074
your fucking haircut pisses me off for some reason
>>25067929
Lol its because you're a fat fuck you moron
>>25063072
Seriously, this is the answer for so many of you.
>>25068095
You're a big fatty that's your issue
>>25068253
No shit captain obvious, but it wasn't what I asked.
>>25068168
that's a reason, but hardly the only one.
>>25068095
no real person gives a fuck if their friends are good looking
>>25061928
>>25065155
>>25066411
>>25067929
>>25068095
hahahha at all these fatasses. seriously how can you be so delusionsal for not realizing it's because you're fat.
I love big boys though... go after fat girls
>>25061311
I'd wine n' dine, but lose that shirt for the date
>>25067929
why do you post so much?
>>25068568
people hate me anyways, nothing has any consequence.
benefit of being completely worthless i guess
>>25061928
Rat race rat face / 10
the people who have posted pictures in here, those people aren't even ugly.
number one, you're white, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
number 2, if you have a car you should be able to get a relationship.
right now not having a vehicle is the biggest deal breaker. women won't even give you a chance.
the modern world doesn't make sense. we have things we used to not have and people act like it's a deal breaker now if you don't have them, even though we used to not have them for a long time. it's one reason i can't stand society in general and why it's hard to conform.
it feels fake.
>>25061074
Holy shit that's brutal
>>25065648
Lol and kek
>decent-looking
>not ugly or fat or deformed
>just kind of there
>spend ages on OKCupid and whatnot in addition to trying to get dates the "normal" way
>finally get a message on OKC
>it's a girl inviting me to a threesome because her boyfriend wants to try fucking a guy in the ass
>ask for more details because I'd take one up the ass for the team if it meant fucking a girl
>turns out what she called a "threesome" is actually "My boyfriend fucking you while I watch and masturbate".
>>25069095
>it's one reason i can't stand society in general and why it's hard to conform.
Oh shut the fuck up.
>>25067821
>dunkey
Does he look like me? I have no idea what he looks like
