who /cantbefuckedwithhygiene/ here?
>Haven't showed in 2 weeks
>Can't be bothered putting acne cream on back and face
>Haven't trimmed beared in 2 months
yep,
i used to wash myself everyday, put some acne cream every morning, and even styled my hair.
then i realized that i'll always be as ugly as i am now, i look like a mexican version of Simon Cowell.
>>25058796
Get on my level you genetically inferior plebian.
>haven't showered in 2 months
>can't be bothered putting acne cream on face
>still no smell
>still no acne
This is the way humans were made to be.
>>25060590
You just got used to your own putrid smell after some time. Try asking a real human being outside if you smell good. I'm the sure you'll be charged for murder after that because anyone who'll smell you will surely die.
>>25060717
>implying I don't go out
Who do you think I am? A robot?
I shower every day.
Shampoo and conditioner every other day, air dry and manbunned.
Brush teeth twice a day, floss once.
Shave every other say except for my chin which I keep trimmed.
Change shirt every two days or every day when it's warm. Change pants every four days max. I change my clothes when I go out or get home.
I clean my room every week, dust every few days.
And yet I'm still a KV. Hygiene don't mean shit of you don't meet people.
I havent brushed my teeth in over 2 years.
They look fine and dont hurt, but I can still tell there are a few cavities.
But I have a phobia of dentists, and anesthetics never fucking work.
Sometimes when I think about brushing my teeth i just think that its already too late and to just continue until they rot out.
>>25058796
You showed those normal faggots!
>haven't gotten a haircut in 9 months
>every day I just say I'll get one tomorrow
I started taking cold showers because I heard it was better for you. I haven't showered in three days because I don't want another shitty freezing cold shower, but I also don't want to give up on yet another endeavor. It isn't even doing anything for my dandruff.
>>25061333
Showering isn't that good for your skin in the first place, let one every day. It's more socially acceptable though. Can't have everything. And cold showers are better for your hair. Better to cold rinse your hair separately every two or three days and wear a cap while showering.
>>25058796
I stopped wiping my ass a while ago. Honestly, I'm in my mid 20s now, can't be bothered with spending time putting paper on my ass like some fucking time wasting retard.
Feeling clean feels good, if you don't shower at least once every 2 days you're retarded.
>>25061549
>toilet paper
>not washing
American I guess?
>>25061699
>this is what showercucks actually believe
>hot water is broken
>no heating in the house
>haven't taken a show in two months
My balls smell like death.
>>25061743
Why not boil some water on the stove?
>>25061716
Rotting in your own filth is disgusting. It feels horrible and uncomfortable.
I'm hardly getting cucked by showering for about 10 minutes every 48 hours.
>>25058796
Kinda.
>Shower but just use the same underwear for 2 weeks
Trying to stop because I feel gross about it now.
>Havent shaved my Dick in a few months because I'm still a virgin faggot and not getting my dick sucked
Though it is comfy when I do
>>25058796
I can't even go a week without showering anymore my hair gets itchy after 3 days.
You are all a fucking disgrace to this planet.