So, which one is it going to be?
I like making these things.
NZT-48.
I'll use 19 pills to get rich, buy a lab and make them find out how to make more pills with the last one.
Time crystals, anything else and you're a cuck
>>25058510
Money. Always take the money
>>25058510
cuck away pills+ gf tickets
who needs a long life when you get to have a great one
Eh rather not fuck with weird side effects i will just take the 250k
>>25058510
Time Crystals and sell them to the guy
Tell me what happens OP
>>25058510
NZT-48 makes you smart enough to charm women without instinct like how the main character fucked his Rent owners wife.;
Time crystals
>Break crystal, repeat until close to 5 years old
>Life reset with all knowledge
>>25058774
Well, there are a lot of things that can happen.
The shady guy can use them to go back into the past and do some weird shit that will affect the future.
He can also just stab you and take them away from you, hence "shady" :^)
>>25058510
Do I age with the Time Crystals and do I retain all knowledge I have now?
>>25058870
You won't age and you retain all the knowledge.
>>25058510
Am I the only one here who chose World Peace?
O-ok t-then...
>>25058510
I'd take the cuck-away pill desu a lot of the other stuff is bullshit
>gf tickets and the cuck away pill
>shorten life by 25 year
I'm pretty miserably lonely and wouldn't want to even live another five years if things in my life were kept constant, so I don't really care.
>>25058792
I'm 20, so I'd still have 2 left in case I'd fuck up again
can't lose
>>25058900
easily Time Crystals
I'd simply write all the winning lotto numbers down, companies to invest in, etc. and become the richest man the world would ever see.
>>25058510
>could write a description on the image telling me what said pills are utilizing all the wasted white space
>tells me to google it
fuck you
World Peace tbqh
The other pics aren't that great
>>25058914
No, I'd go for it too. It would be worth it to live in a better world.
>>25058900
Time crystals are the shit then. And no way I would sell those babies
Time crystals without a doubt.
>memorize lotto numbers
>wrong all mistakes you made
>predict and solve world problems before they happen
>expand your lifespan by 25 years
>>25058510
Either time crystals or world peace
>>25058510
world peace , then me and my fellow robots can have a clean slate.
>>25058947
Sure, but you'll have to wait 5 years and there's always a shady guy that knows you have them.
>>25058953
the pills increase your intelligence to computer like levels allowing you game women like 2+2, predict stocks like you are psychic and manipulate humans as easy as you can shit in a toilet.
I'll take the money, and the girlfriend tickets with a shorter lifespan.
>>25058974
>expand lifespan
You don't age so you'll still be however old you are now. I guess that would create a BttF 2 situation though.
>>25058510
world peace obviously
I have enough social and human capital to achieve anything I want as long as no Criminal Scum get in my way.
Time crystals
25 years of life
world peace
wait five years, then constantly go back in time and stop myself from creating world peace
>>25058510
world peace
so my robot famtrons can finally be at ease in the real world
>>25058803
I will bring mr skeltal along to protect me from shady time crystal guy
>>25058717
Can't believe how the MC in the TV Show hasn't reverse engineered the pill yet and created the equivalent to the "antidote" he's getting administrated by that MC from the movie.
Fuck that bothered me the entire time in the first episode
World peace so we can progress together as a society!
Would the shady guy use the time crystals to fuck me over?
Time crystals. Go back in time and murder myself.
World peace only if there is no racism, discrimination or corruption because everyone who isn't European is dead, and everyone is equal as a citizen of the global fascist space-faring empire.
Otherwise I'll just take $250,000 please. Buy a shitty house near my home town for $50,000, make it self-sufficient, pay off student loans, buy some hobby stuff and cars, invest the rest.
world peace
girlfriend/boyfriend tickets
cuck-away-pill
on top of having a much improved life i also get to die in 9 years or so
The only appropriate answer
>time crystals
>say you'll sell to dude for 5mil
>trade
>smack crystal out of his hands
>go back 5 years and repeat forever
>>25058510
>World peace is everyone being equal
You are either laughably naive, incredibly stupid, or both.
>>25059084
Well, he's shady for a reason. He can do anything.
i'll dump some
>>25059155
I'll play it safe and just get the 250k.
>ingest nzt-48
>build robot
>sacrifice 25 years of lifespan
>use 5 time crystals to send robot back in time to kill my mother before i'm born
>>25059184
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>>25059184
Brown is pretty much God mode why pick anything else
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Sacrifice 25 years and go with the cash and the girlfriend
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>>25059213
Why can't you just do it yourself?
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>>25059184
Purple pill please
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>>25059184
>take brown pill
>say things aloud like "i now have the ability to fly and land without hurting myself" and "i now have the ability to turn invisible at any given time"
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>>25059184
For the green pil, when u teleport what do u teleport with you, i dont wanna get to some place and end up naked with nothing. And can u tele to places u dont know or never been before, can it be outside of earth?
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>>25059251
it probably wouldn't make for such a cool movie
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>>25058510
World peace. No one may find out, but I can still feel like a unwitnessed hero and feed my narcissism.
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>>25058914
Nah man, me too.
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>>25059184
Yellow pill.w,c
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>>25059184
Brown Pill is omnipotence and you can literally remove the con by saying it doesnt exist.
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>>25059184
brown (if used correctly)>green(enjoy traveling the world for free)>black (steal lots of shit that is $999 then legitimately buy whatever you want)
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>>25059184
>>25059409
You would have to set a pretty solid layer of ground rules right off the bat to make sure you didn't fuck yourself over but once that is complete I think brown pill is the best option
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>>25059419
Teleportation.then i could cuddle all the lonely fembots
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>>25058510
Time crystals and do a lot of investing in stocks and chinese gun imports.
75 round drum mags were $5 a piece import from china in 1990, Clinton ban pushed them to $75-100 in 1994.
Use that money to buy stock in Apple, Amazon, Keurig, etc.
Buy real estate as well.
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>SELL TIME CRYSTLES
>kill the shady man
>take crystals back
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>>25059184
purple pill and steal the shit outta stuff.
>>25059434
Black pill allows you to get away with kidnapping humans since humans cost $0. Actually alot of stuff on earth have no monetary value like paper money itself meaning you can take money from people because money cost nothing.
this is the last one
>>25059298
yellow pill
>>25058510
The "perfect body" may actually be possible through intense lucid dreaming
World peace, but in return all I would ask is a small gift of a million dollars
>>25058510
Time crystals, even if all loop holes are accounted for I still get to see people who have been dead for years. Worth it.
>>25059536
Life Pill
Bring any fictional reality warper to life allowing me to do anything afterwards.
Time crystals.
Why? Why not?
Free gf/bf ticket
>still possible to get a partner and I'd probably regret it after used
cuck away pill
>not that much inherit value. 1 partner will never cheat. Big deal? When you break up, you'll be left with less than before
NZT48 pills.
>2nd choice.
>issue is that they are kinda limited. Take 20 (assuming they can't be reproduced) than loose your ability. If you aren't rich by then, you'll only end up feeling shit. Also you will not be able to keep up with the new life.
World peace
>really...
>JUST No...
>>25059569
>no purple/green pill for your daily dose
dropped
>>25058510
gonna take the money there
>>25059184
blue
>>25059245
gloves
>>25059298
orange
>>25059658
cuck away pill is perfect for marriage since it means no matter what you do your wife will never cheat on you so you could fuck her friends or grope her sister but she will never cheat on you.
>>25059245
gloves of life tap, easy choice.
>>25059569
>Dat spelling
Bruh
>>25059449
>chooses Tough love
>has no effect
>>25059730
>implying a relationship would be enjoyable where I cheat on my wife whilst her being bound by magic can't do shit
>imagine the torture of her nagging
>also she can break up. Only thing is that she can't cheat.
>dat divorce
>loose house
>no time crystals or NZT pills. All is lost based on the woman.
>>25059298
Easy choice.
>Gray pill.
>You can pretty much hack anything.
>Find out all details about anyone
>Society is based on technology these days, control of technology is control of society.
World peace. We will either develop greatly, or stagnate and become extinct. Both will be a very pleasant experience for all humans.
>>25059449
take the big tease
nothing changes
>>25059500
Grey, of course.
>>25058510
Time crystals
>Life reset with all knowledge, including lottery numbers, things to and not to do
>ace school, become child math prodigy
>know winning sports bets to make
>life is good
Best part is id only need to use 2 of them to be 8 again.
origin cocmentr
>>25059449
>Implying the big tease isn't just the biggest alpha thing in the world
>implying kill joy isn't just tough love but 10 times worse
>Implying a permanent tiredness wouldn't let you trip really hard everyday
>Implying king of the cringe is much of a change of the average robot
>Implying shiteater wouldn't be a good diet for all the fat robots
>Implying you couldn't earn millions in suing people with Bad Dog
>Implying Everlasting illness is different from being a chronic-alcoholic like most robots
>Implying the warlock is gonna bother killing you and hiding your corpse for spilling coffee on him
>>25059993
Like I said before:
>You'll have to wait 5 years
>A shady guy will always know you have the crystals.
>>25058510
I'll take those NZT pills mayne
>>25058510
Eh, fuck it. Just give me the 250k. I'll give 100k to my mom so that she would never set me out of the house or something and live the neet life out of the 150k.
>>25059184
>brown pill
>cons
I can talk myself into a fucking monarch.
World peace. Being mentally crippled wouldn't hurt nearly as much if I knew the world was a decent place. Hell I'd even be happy.
>Time crystals
>Break one
>Wait five years for this thread
>Stock up on crystals
Picking anything other than World peace is objectively wrong.
>>25058510
NZT-48 right up bruh. Take a pill and reverse engineer it myself right away. Get rid of all the shit side effects.
>>25059184
Brown pill. Use it to become god mode.
>>25059221
Omniglot. Become the world's most famous translator.
>>25059231
The emperor I guess? The rest seem kind of shit.
>>25059245
Toss up between gloves of lifetap and the augments. I suppose I'd go with the augment simply to avoid the whole moral "stealing life" issue.
>>25059284
Intervene
>>25059298
Orange pill.
>>25059310
Ring of wishes. I'd only end up using it a few times.
>>25059324
Dagger of time sounds cool but is actually kind of useless. Consumption seems best.
>>25059335
The mask.
>>25059357
Orr, Kohr, Olani, Orta.
>>25059392
Overlord.
>>25059404
Tipping.
>>25059419
The omniscient voice.
>>25059428
Zeus.
>>25059464
The Spark.
>>25059487
Perfect Body.
>>25059527
Intelligence.
>>25059569
Green pill.
>>25059335
> the loner
So exactly like now, but with easymode life?
Where do I sign
>>25060448
Post yfw it is peaceful and anti-racist because everyone is dead via nuclear warfare and/or enslaved in ruthless, brutal stalinist internment camps
>>25058510
World peace, since i think all problems we have comes from that people are not equal.
>>25060576
spambbox
>>25059449
I'll take all of them (besides death, obviously). It would be the worst experience of my life, but it would only last six weeks.
>>25058510
world peace
don't really care about the other ones, 250k isn't very much.
time crystals ofc
>>25059184
black pill seems pretty good, but the green pill could save lots of money in travel, and the police could never lock you down..
Dunno senpai.
>>25058510
>world peace
>everyone die
And autists fall for it.
reee
>>25059357
Myr, Eiden, Olani, Orta
Warp-traversing jump ability, memorize everything and be effectively immune to anything that's not instantly fatal, live 10,000 years and mutate into random forms as desired, control minds and manipulate retards.
I'd be a Chaos Space Marines Librarian of Tzeench.
>>25058510
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Time crystals definitely.
>Go back 15 years
>Straighten my ass out
>Work out get kid/fit/
>Convince parents to invest in apple, google
>Stop 9/11 from happening
>Start getting rich in a couple years and probably land a job in FBI in highschool
>Have GF and know teenage love
>sell one time crystal
>wait five years, use one of the four left
>using the money i have made from lotto #'s , i become the shady guy in some kind of paradox
> buy the one crystal from myself
Repeat ad infinitum and live forever
Fuck you OP i won
BONUS PILL
pros:
>each time you wake up you get a randomly selected power/object posted ITT (it disappears when you wake up again)
cons:
>if somehow your power prevents you from sleeping you are stuck there forever
>if you use something related to time travelling and you don't come back to the present you will de stuck there until you get time travelling powers again (this applies to chrono's clock, if you stop time and fall asleep you'll have stopped time until you get any power capable of stopping and un-stopping time again)
>>>25059449 applies except death (shit will last only 1 day)
>inmortality will last only until you wake up again, wich is pointless
>>25059184
Purple pill, nigga
>>25060888
Fuck off nigger, I'm the OP and I decide what pills there are.
>>25059245
Adam Jensen is fucking cool, I'll take it
